Conan: Top succubus, crazy CP

Chapter 933: The Failed Beauty Trap

"What the hell! Who is this monster?!"

Kaito didn't have time to make any fancy moves. He just felt a black screen in front of his eyes, and the rope of the glider was instantly entangled with the vulture's huge wings and sharp claws, forming a knot.

"Ga--!" (Air raid! A giant white bird is attacking!)

“Waaaaaaaaaaaaa! (My hair! My elegance!)”

Amidst the chaos of flying feathers and white cloth, the hang glider completely lost its balance. Kaito and the confused vulture fell straight down towards the courtyard below like dolls thrown into a washing machine!

Pfft!

Wow——!

It accurately hit the ornamental pond in the center of the courtyard, splashing huge water.

"Quack?! (Is it a piece of cake? Or fish feed?)"

Shonosuke, the frog cosplaying as The Thinker and contemplating life on a rock by the pond, was doused in water. He just raised his philosophical head to see what had happened.

boom!

Kaito fell from the sky and sat right on Shonosuke's head. The huge impact pushed him directly into the water, leaving only two frog legs wearing mini wooden clogs flapping outside.

Kaito himself was also dizzy and seeing stars from the fall.

One person and one frog, each with a circle of rotating, concrete little stars on their heads.

The sliding door was swung open, and Feng Leizang poked his head out, frowning with an unhappy look on his face: "Gero? Shonosuke? What are you arguing about? Didn't I say we have guests tonight? Be quiet!"

After finally struggling out from under Kaito's butt, Shonosuke looked around blankly with a head full of water plants and stars. His eyes revealed a hint of innocence, and he said in a hoarse voice: "Quack... (Report to the master, it's nothing, it seems to be just a meteor... that fell into the pond...)"

Feng Lei Zang looked suspiciously at the calm pond and the innocent-looking frogs, muttered "Don't make a fuss", and closed the door again.

On the rooftop, Kaito, finally climbing out of the pond, soaked like a drowned rat, rubbed his aching head and gazed at the surreal scene below, his face beaded with water and bewilderment. "Hey, hey... there should be a limit to jokes, right? What kind of monster house is this? A safari park part-time circus?"

His worldview suffered a second severe blow tonight, and the degree of shattering was almost the same as that of the great materialistic detective next door.

However, Kaito quickly regained his composure thanks to his strong professionalism and deep love for his father. He also didn't have time for emo anymore: "Whatever! Let's finish the work and get out of this damn place! Let's go back and report to that Hongzi!"

He shook the water off his hair, trying to regain the elegance of a thief, and ran quickly and silently on the slippery roof, looking for the next entry point.

However, being handsome usually only lasts three seconds.

This is the law of the universe.

Snap—plop!

A tile, worn out by age, broke at his feet, and Kaito cried out in surprise, performing another free fall.

This time it was even worse, he smashed directly through the window below, and accompanied by the symphony of shattering glass, he rolled into a room filled with the fragrance of young girls and filled with all kinds of cute little dolls.

Feng Leilia had just returned to the house and was about to sit down to take a breath when she was startled by this sudden "wet handsome guy" who fell from the sky. The teacup in her hand almost flew out.

Kaito reacted extremely quickly, and immediately stood up with a somersault, quickly assuming Kid's signature calm pose, putting his fingers to his lips, making a perfect, electric "shhh" gesture, with an evil smile on his face that could charm thousands of girls.

"Beautiful lady, please don't panic. I mean no harm. It's just that the moonlight is so beautiful tonight that I accidentally got lost... eh?"

He had only halfway through his prepared, gorgeous lines that could fill a room full of people, when they came to an abrupt halt, as if someone had grabbed his neck.

Feng Leilia just blinked, looking at him very calmly, even with a hint of "That's it? Such exaggerated acting" expression, then took a deep breath, suddenly opened the door, and shouted loudly towards the corridor with all her Dantian Qi:

"Grandma! Mom! Kaito Kidd is here!!!"

The voice is loud and penetrating.

Kaito: “???”

What's going on?! His ultimate skill for picking up girls didn't work?

This face could even charm a policewoman! Is Mercury retrograde tonight? Or is it that the women in this family have a more...unique aesthetic?

Before he could think too much, he heard the earth-shaking sound of rapid footsteps outside the door. Kaito cursed inwardly, "What a bad luck!" and no longer cared about his elegant image. He rolled and crawled out of the broken window again, landed in the corridor, and ran away!

Image? What is that? Is it edible?

After running for only two steps, he bumped into a woman holding a wooden sword and with a calm aura - it was Feng Jingxiang who came running after hearing the noise.

"Kaito Kidd, this road is blocked."

Feng Jingxiang held the wooden sword horizontally, his tone calm and without wavering.

Kaito refused to give up and decided to make a last-ditch effort, once again using his beauty trap which he believed was always effective.

He shook his wet hair, trying to create the sexy and desolate look of a nobleman in distress. His voice was deliberately hoarse and affectionate: "Oh? My beautiful lady, why are you so repulsive? Your eyes are brighter than the stars in the night sky, and your temperament..."

Before she finished speaking, Mine Shizuka didn't even frown, but shook her wrist, and the wooden sword made a sharp sound of breaking through the air, and "snap" hit Kaito's forehead accurately!

"Ouch!" Kaito cried out in pain, and felt a black screen in front of his eyes. Countless golden little stars began to dance happily again, and he almost died on the spot.

What's wrong with this family?! They won't listen to anything!

Did they all take anti-male hormones?!

He covered his forehead which was rapidly becoming red and swollen, and relying on his strong willpower and desire for clues about Pandora, he forced himself to bypass the door god-like Mine Shizuka and continued to stumble and escape.

Then, at the next corner, he met the ultimate BOSS of this copy - an old lady with a cane and eyes as sharp as an eagle.

Kaito was on the verge of tears, but his professionalism (or perhaps that damn, unplaceable idol baggage) made him decide to give it one last try!

He didn't believe that his charm was really useless in front of this family.

"Oh~ my dear lady~" He instantly conjured up a red rose, his movements still gorgeous, "Time has never taken away your grace, but instead has added incomparable charm to you..."

Without even raising her eyelids, the old lady extended her cane like lightning and precisely hit Kaito's ankle.

"Wow!"

Pfft!

Kaito fell hard, and the rose petals in his hand scattered all over the ground, just like his shattered self-esteem.

"Shizuka! Lelia! Get your weapons! How dare this scoundrel tease me!"

The old lady roared with full force.

Feng Lei Zang, who just happened to arrive, saw that Kaito Kid had dared to use his beauty trick on his wife, daughter, and mother. He was so angry that his hair almost stood on end: "Bastard thief! Shameless pervert! Take my sword!"

In the next few minutes, Kaito experienced what a real "mixed three-way fight" and "family portrait and justice gang fight" were.

Wooden swords, crutches, and even a broom thrown by someone unknown came at him.

The blow was so brutal and precise, it was completely intended to kill! He specifically hit the buttocks and thighs, where the flesh was thick. It didn't hurt much, but it was extremely insulting!

"It's a misunderstanding! It's all a misunderstanding!" Kaito ran away in a panic, looking very embarrassed. His white dress was covered with dust, water stains and footprints, and his handsome face was almost ruined. "I just came here to steal something! I didn't expect to do any extra business!"

Douzi still hasn't realized it.

It’s not that his charm has lost its effect, but that the women in this family, after seeing a handsome young man, have become immune to him, and their threshold has been raised to the level of Mount Everest!

A bit handsome? Yeah, okay.

But it’s not enough, far from enough! Just like after drinking nectar, who would still want saccharin diluted with water?

All of this, including the whole process of Kaito's awkward flirting with girls, repeated setbacks, and being beaten up, was seen by Aoko Nakamori who followed him out quietly and hid behind the pillar.

The girl looked at the white figure that once made her heart beat faster, but now seemed a little... funny and greasy. She saw that his familiar tricks, which might have fooled her in the past, were completely ineffective on others...

She suddenly let out a soft, long sigh.

The inexplicable depression that had been pent up in my chest for a long time seemed to dissipate all at once with this breath, and was blown away without a trace by the evening breeze.

A strange, sudden sense of comfort spread over her, so relaxed that even she was surprised.

So... this is what it feels like to let go of obsessions and filters.

It seems... not bad.

Even, I feel like laughing.

On the other side, Conan, who heard the noise, also chased out. Looking at Kaito Kidd, who was attacked by three generations of the Feng family and an angry male protagonist, and was unable to fight back and could only howl, the corners of his mouth twitched wildly.

The development of the plot tonight is getting more and more outrageous.