bookbashuk Chapter 907: Really, My Dad Dares to Eat Shit
Chapter 907: Really, My Dad Dares to Eat Shit
"Now……"
Xiao Ai rubbed the ragdoll cat's fluffy head slowly, and said with her pink lips slightly parted: "The experiment begins."
The little girl's voice was like the devil's whisper, full of evil. As she spoke, she gently put the cat on the ground, jumped onto the sink, and swung her legs to watch the show.
"Meow~"
The cat made a sweet cry, but to the three "mice" it sounded like the call of death.
"Fuck!"
Kaito turned and ran, "What the hell is going on?!"
Conan and Hattori Heiji moved even faster. The three of them were on edge just now, but now they tacitly formed an escape team and ran along the edge of the sink.
"Hey, Kidd!" Conan shouted, "Where are your magic props?"
"I've already turned into a rat, what's the point of that?"
Kaito was in tears.
The Ragdoll cat followed slowly behind, looking at the three little ones with a human-like playful look on its face. It stretched out its claws and gently pushed Kaito, who was knocked to the ground and rolled a few times like a little toy.
"Meow~" The cat tilted its head, as if considering where to start.
"Good...good cat..." Kaito forced a smile and tried to comfort it with his pigeon training skills, "I'm a good person..."
"Snapped!"
The cat's claws slapped it down mercilessly.
This cat can still tell who is loyal and who is treacherous.
Kaito rolled away narrowly, almost being beaten into a meat patty.
"It's no use!" Conan dragged him on and continued running. "It's the nature of cats to play with their prey!"
The three of them fled in a panic, but the Ragdoll cat was having a lot of fun - it deliberately let them run for a while, then blocked their way with its claws; or it gently pushed them, making them roll into a ball.
"This is way more difficult than that idiot Officer Nakamori!"
Kaito complained breathlessly.
He never expected that he, the great Kaito Kidd, who could easily escape from the police's pursuit and play tricks on them like a joke, would one day fall into the hands of a little girl and a cat and be played with like a mouse.
Hattori Heiji tried to use a method he had seen online to deal with animals - playing dead, but the cat slapped him with its claws and sent him rolling far away, causing him to cry out in pain:
"Ah! It turns out everything on the Internet is a lie!"
(Yesterday, there was a scammer in the author’s group pretending to have a birthday but no one wished him well. He acted pitifully and asked for red envelopes. Some people were soft-hearted and fooled him. The author would like to remind everyone to be careful with the kindness shown on the Internet~)
Conan tried to take advantage of his smaller size to slip away through the crack of the bathroom door, but was knocked back by a sweep of the cat's tail.
With a "snap", the great detective was hit back hard by the cat's tail. He rolled on the ground for several rounds like a small marble, and cried out "ouch" in pain.
"Meow~" The Ragdoll cat was having a lot of fun, tossing the three people around as if they were living toys.
Xiao Ai sat on the sink, swaying her white, tender legs leisurely. She held a notebook in her hand, recording data while commenting, "Sure enough, even humans with exceptional IQs are powerless against cats after shrinking down."
In her eyes, this scene was just an ordinary scientific observation, and she had no sympathy for the miserable situation of the three people.
"Haibara! Help!" Conan was jumping up and down as the cat chased him.
"I was wrong! I will never mess with Hanyu Kusunoki again!" Hattori Heiji swore with a sad face, he would survive this time first before worrying about anything else.
Kaito suddenly had an idea and quickly joined the sect: "Meow meow meow?"
(Translation: The holy fire shines brightly, the holy fire shines brightly.
All my disciples, meow meow meow.)
"Snapped!"
The cat's claws fell mercilessly.
The Meow Meow Cult never accepts mice.
Kaito narrowly avoided it and even had a clump of his hair pulled out.
"This cat has no moral principles!"
In the next ten minutes, the three of them experienced the most humiliating moment of their lives - being chased around the bathroom by a ragdoll cat. Sometimes they pretended to be dead, sometimes they begged for mercy, and even tried to fight back together, but they were all easily resolved by the cat.
It's a cat's habit to play with its prey before killing it, and this Ragdoll cat was clearly having a lot of fun.
"No... I can't run anymore..."
Hattori Heiji collapsed on the ground, gasping for breath.
Conan wasn't much better, leaning against the wall, he said weakly: "I never thought that a famous detective like me would die under the claws of a cat..."
Kaito stared at the toilet in the bathroom when another idea suddenly struck him: "Everyone! I have an idea!"
"What?" The two looked at him weakly.
"There!" Kaito pointed to the toilet, "We can escape through the sewer!"
Conan and Hattori followed his gaze and saw that the toilet lid not far away was slightly lifted, and the water surface was rippling with alluring ripples.
However, the thought of escaping from a toilet drain filled with sewage made them look disgusted: "Are you crazy?"
"It's better than being killed by a cat!" Kaito rushed to the toilet. The Pandora Jewel was still waiting for him, and he couldn't give up like this. "Brother, go first!"
As he said this, he dived into the toilet water.
Conan and Hattori looked at each other, then looked at the approaching cat, and finally gritted their teeth -
"Plop!" "Plop!"
Two "rats" followed closely and jumped into the toilet.
The cold water instantly soaked their bodies, and a pungent stench hit them in the face, almost suffocating them.
The three of them suppressed their nausea and swam hard. Through the water, they saw the Ragdoll cat lying beside the toilet in confusion, with its head tilted, as if it didn't understand why its prey was seeking death.
Following the flow of water, the three were washed into the sewer. In the darkness, they could only drift with the current, not knowing where they would be taken.
Xiao Ai jumped off the sink and looked at the water surface, which was gradually returning to calm. She nodded with satisfaction and said, "The experimental data collection is complete."
She picked up the ragdoll cat, who was still unsatisfied, and said with equal unsatisfied satisfaction, "It seems that mice really can't beat cats...even the smartest mice."
……
Meanwhile, in the sewer.
Three wet "rats" were swimming desperately in the sewage.
The sewage that rushed in from other places from time to time constantly hit them, making their movements very difficult.
"I've never been so humiliated in my life..." Hattori Heiji swam, vomited and drank.
Conan has lost all hope in life: "I want to delete this memory from my brain..."
They are also people who have eaten shit.
In the future, their children can openly say, "My dad dares to eat shit, does your dad dare?"
Kaito suddenly thought of something and stopped in fear: "Wait! We are now the size of mice... What if we encounter a real mouse?"
"Shut up! Swim!"
Conan and Hattori shouted in unison.
In this way, Kaito Kid and the two famous detectives completed their first collaborative escape in the most humiliating way in their lives.