bookbashuk Chapter 1439: Have you gone to pee now?
Chapter 1439: Have you gone to pee now?
Qiu Yihe, who was on the other end of the line, heard this.
She obviously couldn't believe what she heard.
She took the phone away from her ear in disbelief.
Glancing at the caller ID.
I saw that it was indeed Jiang Cheng who called.
Qiu Yihe's confused expression suddenly turned into gnashing of teeth.
"Jiang! Cheng!" Qiu Yihe's voice instantly changed from lazy to furious, mixed with the rustling sound of the quilt being kicked open.
Then there was a loud "bang" from the other end of the phone.
It felt like Qiu Yihe suddenly stood up and bumped into something.
"Ouch, it hurts~~", Jiang! Cheng! You called me in the middle of the night just to say this?! "
Even through the phone, Jiang Cheng could feel that Qiu Yihe wanted to stab him.
Jiang Cheng touched his nose feeling a little guilty.
He said without much confidence: "Not really."
Due to Jiang Cheng's identity, Qiu Yihe resisted the urge to curse again.
"Then tell me, what else is going on in the middle of the night..."
Hearing this, Jiang Cheng pursed his lips and thought about it.
In the end, I realized that I really couldn't think of anything to say to Qiu Yihe.
In desperation, he said dryly: "Well, I also want to know, have you gone to pee now?"
"Jiang! Cheng!!!!" Another roar was heard.
"I just finished a 48-hour field mission! 48 hours! Do you know how many hours of sleep I got in those three days?!"
In the background, there was the dull sound of a pillow hitting the wall: "I was dreaming about catching drug dealers, but you woke me up with your pee, you bastard!"
Jiang Cheng held the phone farther away.
"Officer Qiu, calm down. I am just concerned about the kidney health of the police officer. Holding urine is not good for the bladder..."
"Bah!" Qiu Yihe interrupted directly, "Believe it or not, I will go to your house with a gun right now and let you experience what it means to urinate frequently and urgently."
Jiang Cheng finally couldn't help laughing: "You're welcome. It just so happens that my toilet is a new smart one that can test urine routine..."
There was a gurgling sound of water being poured from the other end of the line, followed by Qiu Yihe's vicious voice: "Fuck you, wait, I'm going to drink two liters of water and pee at your doorstep!"
"Two liters?? I suggest Officer Qiu practice holding his urine first. After all, it's not good to pee sideways."
If this were said by another girl.
I guess he must be so embarrassed.
But this has no lethality to Qiu Yihe.
"Tsk, when it comes to holding urine, I've already won the DEA's "Bladder Endurance Competition" championship. I can't explain it to a kidney-deficient man like you. Go to sleep! If you dare to send me messages or call me again, I'll sell your phone number to a men's hospital tomorrow! Humph!"
After saying that, Qiu Yihe hung up the phone.
Jiang Cheng looked at his phone, unable to suppress the smile on his face.
He knew that Qiu Yihe had a bad temper and he would definitely give him a beating the next time they met.
But when he thought about the fight, for some reason, Jiang Cheng actually felt a little excited...
On the other side, Xiao Xiaosu also found an excuse to go offline after Jiang Cheng went offline.
The moment she ended the live broadcast, a long-legged beauty in a red suspender skirt immediately walked towards her.
This beauty is tall, with curvy figure, and her long legs are particularly eye-catching.
"Oh my god, Xiaoxiao, who was that person just now?"
Xiao Xiaosu shrugged gloomily and replied, "It's my boss..." As soon as she said this, she suddenly realized that she almost said the word "boss", so she quickly braked.
It was actually Xie Bing and Shen Zheng's request not to let Bai Xiaoxiao reveal Jiang Cheng's identity.
They did this for two reasons: one was to protect Jiang Cheng's privacy, and the other was to stimulate the consumption desires of other top 10 players.
"He's a big brother on the list." Xiao Xiaosu changed his words.
Hearing this answer, Yuan Jing on the side showed an envious expression.
"I gave you so many Buddha Jumps Over the Wall as a reward. One Buddha Jumps Over the Wall costs 1000 yuan. So many should cost tens of thousands..."
"One hundred, one hundred thousand."
Hearing this, a hint of barely perceptible jealousy flashed in Yuan Jing's greedy eyes.
"I'm so envious. I never thought that you, a game anchor, could get 100,000 yuan in tips by playing a few games. Unlike me, I have to dance on Douyin every day and sweat profusely to earn only one or two hundred yuan..." Yuan Jing said with emotion.
Yuan Jing was Bai Xiaoxiao’s roommate when she first started live streaming.
They are both anchors, but their styles are completely different.
Bai Xiaoxiao is a game anchor, while Yuan Jing is a borderline anchor.
Moreover, the live streaming platforms they use are also different.
Because of this, the two of them usually get along in peace and nothing unpleasant happens.
Later, with the signing of the contract with the live broadcast platform, Bai Xiaoxiao left Chengdu and moved to Shanghai.
This time when she came to Chengdu to participate in the event, in order to maintain their relationship, Bai Xiaoxiao directly lived in Yuan Jing's rental house.
"I don't usually do that..." Bai Xiaoxiao said helplessly. She really didn't want to talk too much about this topic because she found it a little difficult to explain.
Seeing this, Yuan Jing rolled her eyes inwardly, thinking that Bai Xiaoxiao must be afraid that she would snatch her number one spot.
So, Yuan Jing continued, "Xiao Xiao, stop hiding it. Tell me how old this guy is. Is he a middle-aged man with a Mediterranean beer belly? Don't worry, we are not on the same platform. How could I possibly steal your number one spot?"
Hearing this, Bai Xiaoxiao once again recalled the scene when she last met Jiang Cheng.
Jiang Cheng is obviously much more handsome than Liu Yuning, whom she brought over last time.
It has nothing to do with middle-aged men.
Bai Xiaoxiao's eyes involuntarily fell on the phone in her hand.
"Of course not, he's quite handsome..."
"Have you seen him?" Yuan Jing's voice suddenly rose an octave, sounding a little surprised.
"Yeah, we've met once before." Bai Xiaoxiao nodded and said softly.
"So have you two already..."
Before Yuan Jing could finish her words, she was interrupted by Bai Xiaoxiao.
"No, nothing happened between us!" Bai Xiaoxiao explained hurriedly, "He didn't even ask me out! He only watches live broadcasts occasionally, and he only looks for me when he's playing games. The last time he looked for me was a long time ago..."
"Ah?" Yuan Jing opened her mouth in surprise. "I don't watch live broadcasts often, but I can give you a reward of 100,000 yuan? Isn't this too generous?"
She originally thought that the mysterious person who gave Bai Xiaoxiao a reward of 100,000 yuan was her loyal fan and the number one in her live broadcast room.
"Yeah, he really doesn't watch live broadcasts very often, and he rarely takes the initiative to look for me." Bai Xiaoxiao sighed helplessly, "He only thinks of me when he's playing games."
Looking at Bai Xiaoxiao's frustrated expression, a barely perceptible glimmer of calculation flashed in Yuan Jing's eyes.
She looked Bai Xiaoxiao up and down.
When it comes to face, Yuan Jing had to admit that Bai Xiaoxiao was indeed prettier than her.
However, when it comes to figure, she is naturally better with her long legs.
After all, most men prefer women with good figures.