bookbashuk 135. Little Cheap Bodyguards Are Unreliable! Pee In The Bottle!
135. Little Cheap Bodyguards Are Unreliable! Pee In The Bottle!
"Hahahaha, what the hell title is this, it's so fucking funny!"
"Gay??? Is the Nick Fury of this world gay?"
"It's very possible, otherwise, why would he use such a title? Isn't this an obvious admission that he is gay?"
The audience exploded in an instant.
This video is really fucking ridiculous.
How can you get all kinds of weird titles???
Avengers alliance here.
After seeing the title, everyone's gazes, without a doubt, also revealed very curious expressions.
They don't know at all, why is there such a headline now?
And Nick Fury himself At the moment.
After seeing this title.
In his heart, there is no doubt that great shock emerged.
What?
Me and my best friend as bodyguards?
I'm GAY???
He couldn't believe his eyes!
I even thought for a while, did I read it wrong?
"I didn't expect, Director, you still have friends now? This is too amazing
Tony couldn't help himself from joking.
"Yes, Director, when did this happen? Why don't we know!
aside.
Banner also said jokingly.
There is no doubt that when they say such things now, it also makes Nick Fury look too depressed.
Even if he thought he had made all the mental preparations.
Now after seeing a title raised here, I felt embarrassed and ashamed instantly in my heart.
damn it!
I obviously have no friends!
And that is not me, at best, it can only be regarded as me in the parallel world, how could it make him feel extremely ashamed???
What a shame!
Nick Fury's "380" face seems to have become darker!
"good pal???"
Deadpool over there.
After he saw the title, he felt strange in his heart.
Who is this person's so-called friend?
When this thought popped up in his mind instantly.
An idea instantly emerged from Nick Fury's mind.
etc.…………
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That so-called gay friend, can't it be me?
Even Deadpool considers himself a very funny person.
But now after seeing such a scene, I also feel weird in my heart.
It can't be true, can it?
If so, then this is really too speechless!!!
See this situation.
A feeling of embarrassment also appeared in Deadpool's heart instantly.
That's right!
Even he feels embarrassed now!!!
To know.
Deadpool had never had anything to embarrass him before.
Now, it can be regarded as completely having such an idea.
make him feel.
Maybe those other superheroes, At the moment are also embarrassing like this???
And soon.
Deadpool is not alone in making such speculations.
Except for him.
In the barrage, other viewers now have similar thoughts.
Countless people began to speculate.
Will the Deadpool and Nick Fury of this world be a pair of good friends?
If so.
So it's really interesting!!!
When seeing the audience start to discuss this topic.
Whether it's Deadpool or Nick Fury, they are so embarrassed that they dig their toes on the ground, wishing they could dig out a three-bedroom and one-living room directly on the spot.
This is so embarrassing!
Even, there are audiences @them in the barrage.
no way.
These two people can only pretend to be dead, pretending that they didn't see it at all.
With such embarrassing emotions.
The two of them are the same as other audiences.
Continue to watch the video.
The video starts.
A man puts on his watch, puts on his clothes, and pours himself a cup of coffee.
Standing in front of huge amounts of floor-to-ceiling windows, I drank coffee very leisurely.
And after he finished his coffee.
Then he came to a wall in his own home.
The wall opened slowly.
And behind this wall, there are many guns of various styles placed in the groove!
This spacious mansion, expensive suit watches, and various guns seem to show that his identity is quite impressive!
soon.
The man's full face was revealed.
Handsome and handsome, it is Deadpool!
Or to put it more accurately, it is the undisfigured Deadpool in the parallel world!
I saw him sticking the gun in the groove above the wall to his waist.
Reminiscent of the "bodyguard" in the title, the audience realized that this Deadpool is probably also a bodyguard.
"The title says Nick Fury is a bodyguard, now Deadpool can basically be identified as a bodyguard."
"So, Nick Fury's good friend refers to Deadpool???"
"Hahaha, the reasoning logic is perfect, it must be him!!!"
Countless audiences burst into laughter again.
"Hey, can you guys just shut up and watch the video! —— Deadpool"
Just at this time.
Deadpool seemed to be unable to stand it any longer, he uttered such words on the barrage.
"Why, do you have the ability to hit us???"
The audience in the barrage felt that Deadpool was really funny.
They kept joking.
And looking at their appearance, Deadpool was really out of breath.
He definitely has no way to beat those people up directly.
after all.
He didn't know who the people who sent the barrage were.
Nick Fury is much quieter now than Deadpool is.
Because he knows.
When the video starts to take stock of you, you'd better not speak on the barrage.
Otherwise, people will definitely be ridiculed.
"Fortunately, the firepower is now attracted by Deadpool, which makes those people not notice me, otherwise, I will definitely end up with Deadpool now!"
Nick Fury secretly rejoiced.
……………
The video continues.
Next, Deadpool from the parallel world came to a bedside.
A woman was sleeping soundly on the bed.
He kissed the woman on the cheek.
This also brought a happy smile to the woman's face.
But after the audience saw this scene, they were not calm at all!
How is this going?
Didn't he and Nick Fury be good friends?
Why is he kissing a woman on the cheek now???
Once again, the audience broke out into a very heated discussion.
"Haha, so I'm not gay at all!!! - Nick Fury"
Nick Fury, who didn't intend to speak at first, couldn't bear it anymore after seeing this picture.
He finally sent out a barrage!
However.
He just sent out this barrage.
But in the next second, it caused countless discussions among the audience.
"Why are you so sure, instead of doubting, whether you are a so-called double?"
"I also think it's possible!"
Barrages floated by.
And they've got it right.
In an instant, Nick Fury was stunned.
Do you still have this?
This is really speechless!
If I had known this earlier, I would not have spoken, and continued to remain silent!
in the video.
Deadpool in the parallel world drove away from his home.
Obviously.
He has something to do!
The screen changed.
On the bustling urban streets of London.
Deadpool in the parallel world drives the car with a relaxed expression on his face.
In the back seat of his car sat a man and two women.
One of the men is an old man with gray hair and wrinkles on his face, and the two women are one who looks slightly older and the other who looks slightly younger.
All bets are very easy.
It makes them look like they're out to play.
But actually.
In the sky, there are even helicopters flying around.
"Everything is fine down the street, sir!"
"Good morning, I believe this send-off mission is going well!"
In the parallel world Deadpool's headset, a voice rang out.
"Road conditions are safe."
Deadpool in the parallel world also answered into the headset.
I can tell.
These people are indeed bodyguards!
Now, Deadpool's identity can be considered completely confirmed!
It's just that the Nick Fury of the parallel world hasn't appeared yet.
This also makes the audience look even more curious!
They all want to see what kind of sparks will be created when such two people meet together!
"There is no traffic at the intersection."
Inside the headset, someone reminded Lu again.
"Thank you very much for agreeing to start early, Mr. Black Saint."
"Today I am honored to represent 3A Security Company to provide security services for you and your wife!"
For all this, Deadpool is quite satisfied.
He turned his head and said to the old man sitting in the back seat.
The old man nodded slightly.
It can be seen that he is indeed quite satisfied.
The vehicle kept going.
Soon, we arrived at our destination.
That is the airport.
At the moment, there is already a private jet waiting here.
Just wait until the old men get on the plane safely.
This time the security was successfully completed.
"Mr. Kurosawa."
"I wish you a safe journey."
Deadpool in the parallel world looks very
"Mike, thank you very much for your escort."
Mr. Kurosawa on the opposite side also bowed deeply.
Later, he boarded the plane with his wife.
"Be optimistic about the customer, and call it a day after the plane takes off."
In Deadpool in the parallel world, the bodyguard named Mike ordered his men.
"Yes, officer!"
The men answered.
"How is the airspace?"
Mike asked again.
"There's nothing out of the ordinary for miles around, it's pretty boring
The men answered.
"What is the purpose of our service?"
Mike asked.
"The best thing is being bored!"
The subordinates answered in unison.
Seeing that Mr. Kurosawa sat down on the plane, the door slowly closed.
Mike's hanging heart finally relaxed. It seems that this mission has finally been successfully completed!
Mr. Kurosawa also waved to Mike through the porthole of the plane.
TO......
next second.
boom!
There was a shot.
Mr. Kurosawa's blood splattered all over the plane porthole!
Mr. Kurosawa was shot dead!!!
This sudden change.
In an instant, all the audience was completely shocked.
This Nima is too outrageous, right?
"I watched this video, and I really think he is an excellent bodyguard!
"Yeah, I think so too, because how adequate were their previous security measures?"
"A ground escort and an air patrol."
"The result was good, the person was safely sent to the plane, and the customer was shot!"
"I think his career might be over!"
"Me too, the death of a client is a big deal, not to mention that Mr. Kurosawa's status should not be low!"
The audience discussed.
As soon as this started, the customer was blown away.
I don't know what will happen to Xiaobianjian next?
Deadpool felt that this parallel world self was too unlucky.
what is it called
A wise man is bound to make a mistake if he has a thousand worries?
Everything was prepared and looked foolproof.
As a result, the customer was suddenly collapsed!
However, he also felt that there might be some problems with this matter.
Very good.
With such tight security measures.
How did the client fail?
Did someone discover a breach in their security?
With such doubts in mind.
He continued to read.
A line of words appeared on the video.
two years later.
In the picture, Mike sat in the car with a dull face.
He didn't move for a long time.
Didn't even bat an eye.
And his body swayed from time to time, accompanied by the sound of water.
The audience was also dumbfounded.
What is this doing?
No one knows what he is doing.
After a while, he took out a beverage bottle from below.
There is more than half of the bottle of dark yellow liquid in the bottle.
Mike tightened the cap on the bottle and tossed it aside.
Grass!
Viewers get it!
He's fucking peeing!!!
He is peeing into the bottle!!!
After peeing, Mike got out of the car and came to the top of the building.
In a very bright room with huge floor-to-ceiling windows, a man was lying on the ground looking for things.
He looked for it and cursed at the same time.
"Hell, what if I use Webmaster?"
"wasting my time!"
Perhaps a little agitated, this person even started tearing up the paper in the end!
"Tearing paper gets boring every now and then?"
at this time.
A voice came from 3.7 behind him.
The man crawled out from under the table and looked behind him.
Discovered, Mike didn't know when he stood there.
"Mr Seifert.
Mike greeted him with a smile.
And the man At the moment, looking crazy, stuffed some small snacks on the table into his mouth.
"Can we go?"
Mike was all smiles.
"Can I go now? I'm going crazy waiting!"
The man can't wait.
He quickly stood up and pointed to Mike the watch on his wrist: "Why are you here now? It's half past nine!"
"I'm sorry, but I need to prepare for this!"
Mike answered.
However, the man didn't listen to him at all, and ran straight outside to get out of the doctor.
"Mr. Seifert, Mr. Seifert??!"
Mike hurried to catch up.
The moment the other party almost ran out, he quickly closed the door.
subsequently.
Said to Seifert: "Better let me open the door first!"
The man named Seifert was taken aback.
Soon, he agreed to the other party's request.
at the corridor.
The two walked outside again and again, chatting at the same time.
"You must not know who I'm dealing with? These people are simply beasts!"
"Maybe they have already come, just wait for me to leave now!"
Seifert seemed terrified.
While walking, while looking around.
"I can understand your concern, but I will guarantee your safety!"
"Just do what I tell you to do!"
Mike is full of confidence.
However, the other party didn't seem to intend to listen to him, but instead ran in the opposite direction.
What a troublesome guest!
Fortunately, they took the elevator all the way downstairs.
Looks like a safe ride along the way!.