bookbashuk Chapter 1052 Yukino Yukinoshita Understands Sakura Yamauchi
Chapter 1052 Yukino Yukinoshita Understands Sakura Yamauchi
Chapter 1052 Yukino Yukinoshita Understands Sakura Yamauchi
Recently, the official website of Zongwu High School has been inaccessible every day. It's not that the school's information (computer) department teacher is slacking off again, but rather that the overwhelming number of visitors has overwhelmed the already dilapidated website.
When American and local professional teams visited the school, Principal Jin Chuan Xiao Mao had the foresight to have the intelligence teacher urgently maintain the website in preparation for this wave of immense wealth.
However, he never expected that even participating in a sports festival could cause such a sensation.
While Japanese society prides itself on protecting privacy, Japanese netizens' obsession with "unboxing" technology is no less than that of people in other countries. While Tokyo University netizens rely on sheer numbers to unbox things, Japanese netizens rely on a craftsman's spirit, using an almost obsessive dedication to extract information from seemingly insignificant sources.
Some private investigation agencies have even transformed into "specialty rooms" in the internet age, which simply means making "uncovering boxes" their specific business, and most importantly, doing so without breaking the law. Meanwhile, ubiquitous anonymous websites have provided a haven for online mobs.
Kyosuke Hojo's midterm exam results were posted online by an unknown person. His perfect score in all subjects shocked many netizens, who exclaimed in disbelief.
Then, even more resourceful netizens stepped forward and directly posted photos of Hojo Kyosuke's answer sheets. And even more incredibly resourceful netizens even revealed the time Hojo Kyosuke spent on each exam.
This has sparked some speculation among netizens about the netizen's identity, and some clever netizens, such as Hachiman Hikigaya, have confirmed that the netizen must be the naval force commanded by strategist Tetsuta Kisaki.
This is not surprising; Kisaki Tetsuta loves things like this that are inexpensive and effortless, easily boosting Hojo Kyosuke's popularity.
Just like when Kyosuke Hojo's manga first started serialization in junior high school, it wasn't very popular. But he still took a bunch of photos and spread them around like a marketing idol releasing a photobook. He was willing to create opportunities even if he didn't have them. Now he's even less likely to let it go.
Every detail on Kyosuke Hojo's answer sheet has been repeatedly studied by netizens, and some students from prestigious universities have even come out with their student IDs to prove that this is what genius is all about.
Only one point caused controversy: the poem Hojo Kyosuke wrote for the last question of the classical literature exam—
"How can I bear this? My longing is boundless; though I pray to heaven and earth, my thoughts only grow stronger."
This contradicts the standard answer, but the online debate has split into two different points of contention.
The "Hojo Kyosuke talent worship party" believes that the answer was wrong, or the exam paper was not rigorous enough; in any case, it couldn't be that Hojo-sama was wrong.
The "Hojo Kyosuke Love Gossip Party" believes that this is clearly Hojo-sama using the exam paper to confess to someone. How romantic, gentle, and enviable!
The two sides argued fiercely, each sticking to their own version of events. The former rallied its supporters, citing numerous literary figures and university professors.
The latter didn't need to go through so much trouble; they simply reviewed all the gossip news about Hojo Kyosuke since his name appeared in the public eye, and then came to a conclusion more resolute than steel—basically all the strange things about Hojo Kyosuke could be linked to girls.
Just like... he broke into the Yakuza's stronghold in the middle of the night and dismantled the group by himself, only to end up picking all the petals from a cherry blossom tree like a lunatic. There's no other explanation for such a nonsensical thing but love.
At first, things were fine; what was called an argument was just an excuse for everyone to indulge in their own revelry. The idol worshippers could freely praise Hojo Kyosuke's talent, while the gossip enthusiasts cheered that they had more juicy gossip to eat.
But the argument escalated into a real fight, with crowds flocking to Kyosuke Hojo's personal website and Twitter account.
Fortunately, before the war broke out, a new source of amusement appeared—a bizarre video of Hojo Kyosuke breaking a wooden plank.
There have been one news story after another related to Kyosuke Hojo lately, especially with planes full of people from America's baseball powerhouses flocking here, which has caused quite a stir among the Japanese.
"The Miracle of Hojo" became a national hero, which is why so many big brands came to offer cooperation requests even without her signing a contract.
At this moment, a bizarre video that completely subverted Hojo Kyosuke's previous image suddenly appeared.
The bizarre and ecstatic expression on Hojo Kyosuke's face in the video left netizens utterly astonished.
"wwww, I thought it was special effects! I didn't expect it to be real!?"
"Hojo-sama actually made that face? Is this really something I can see? I... I'm so happy, I'm going to faint. I suddenly have this illusion that I've become Hojo-sama's girlfriend."
"Wake up! Hojo-kun would probably roll his eyes if he saw you!"
"Is this really not photoshopped? This is a crime! I heard Hojo-kun hates being photographed without his consent!"
"Absolutely true! My junior high school classmate is among the people in the video! He told me!"
"I never expected this! In my mind, Hojo-sama was always a genius, handsome, cold, and powerful figure... I never imagined he had such a cute side!!"
"Do I suddenly feel like I'm the same age as others?"
"Lord Hojo looks so happy, I want to try it right away... Ah... my finger got cut off!"
"That's why I told you not to hold your phone in one hand and a knife in the other. It's a miracle you didn't break your phone."
"It's clear that Hojo-kun really enjoys the sports festival; he's completely immersed in it!"
"Awesome! I feel like I could do that too!"
"Oh no, it seems our school isn't holding a sports festival this year!"
"Hurry up and make her a woman! Let her become popular on Twitter! I can't wait to see a female version of Hojo-sama! That expression is just amazing!!"
"Agreed!"
"+1" "+1" "+1" "+1"
Then, in a fleeting moment, a beautiful girl appeared with Hojo Kyosuke's captivating expression.
It's obvious that the artist who created the artwork out of passion has had their permissions restricted. Back in junior high school, Tetsuta Kisaki had already usurped many forum administrator positions through various means, so doing this kind of thing is easy for him.
In short, Kyosuke Hojo's parody video has become incredibly popular, even more so than Nishimiya Shoko's video. While that video was energetic, it was far too serious.
Netizens are the purest and simplest; they only like two things: fish and fun.
Just like the yet-to-be-realized Trump governing by Twitter, people only like fun. If fun could be combined with happiness, that would be even better.
And most importantly, this is a sports festival, a sports festival that people outside the school can also visit.
Whether they were just there for fun or were fans of Kyosuke Hojo, everyone was eager to visit the sports festival that Kyosuke Hojo enjoyed so much, and to see the gate that Kyosuke Hojo built himself.
Of course, it would be even better if we could take the gate with us as a souvenir!
As a result, a massive number of people flocked to the Soubu High School website, wanting to obtain information about the sports festival.
Principal Jin Chuan Xiao Mao never dreamed that one day he would be troubled by too many people wanting to visit the school. Moreover, in order to avoid causing chaos, he even had to hire someone to draw lucky winners and give them tickets to the sports festival.
And this designated person...
"So, Hiratsuka-sensei, can you complete this task?"
The head of the teaching department looked at the female teacher in front of him with a big smile.
"..."
Hiratsuka Shizuka, with a black iron hammer tucked into her white coat pocket, looked dazed, clearly still not quite ready to switch out of hammer-wielding mode.
It wasn't until the head of student affairs called her several more times that she snapped out of her daze and exclaimed, "Ah!" before asking:
"Excuse me, Professor Jianchun, could you please say it again? I don't think I understood."
The head of the teaching department then smiled and repeated:
"It's like this, because so many people came to visit the school on the day of the sports festival, but our school has limited capacity, we had to restrict entry, changing from allowing anyone to come in to an invitation-only system. Principal Jinchuan put me in charge of this, but all that computers and the internet stuff, someone as old as me really doesn't understand, so..."
Dean of Students Jian Chun looked up, apologetic on his face:
"I can only place my hopes on you. A young man like Hiratsuka-sensei must be very good with computers, right?"
"Of course!"
Hiratsuka Shizuka readily agreed. She never doubted whether she was young or not, nor would she allow anyone to question it.
"That's good, that's good. You truly deserve to be the youngest and most capable teacher at Zongwu High School! I'll leave it to you!"
The dean of students' face instantly broke into a warm smile, and without saying a word, he stood up and walked towards the door.
"Good luck, Hiratsuka-sensei! The students will thank you for your dedication to the sports festival!"
Upon hearing this, Ms. Jing, whose mind was still foggy, immediately snapped out of it, and a surge of excitement rushed to her head.
"Yes! Leave it all to me! I will definitely make this sports festival the most wonderful memory for all the students!"
"Uh-huh!"
The head of the teaching department walked out of the office with his hands behind his back and a relaxed expression on his face.
Ah~~ I'm so good at getting things done! Principal Cat will definitely give me a bonus this month, right? I can finally buy the graphics card I've been wanting for so long!
Hiratsuka Shizuka stood frozen in place in the office, her hand instinctively reaching into her pocket to stroke the cold iron hammer.
What...what did I just promise?
Do I really know a lot about computers?
I……
"So, you came here to dump this troublesome matter on me?"
Yukino Yukinoshita stared expressionlessly at the unscrupulous teacher in front of her who was trying to deceive her with his passionate expression.
"What?! Yukino, how could you say this is a troublesome thing!"
Hiratsuka Shizuka widened her eyes, raised her eyebrows high, and with an expression that said, "You've really wronged me," she loudly protested her innocence:
"Do you know how much effort I put into getting this job for you? It's a job that allows you to represent the school and communicate with the outside world. You'll not only get to meet the school's sponsors and famous alumni, but also have the opportunity to exchange ideas with top universities! You can develop your skills and expand your network at the same time!"
While shouting, Teacher Jing observed the expression on the black-haired girl's face. Sensing that the girl was beginning to think, she was immediately delighted. Subtly lowering her voice, she coaxed:
"This is something Yang Nai never did when she was in school!"
After saying that, she changed the subject:
"But thinking about it carefully, even Yukino couldn't do it, so it might be a bit too difficult for you, Yukino. Never mind, I'll go anyway..."
"I can!"
A cold, clear voice flashed like a blade.
"what?"
Hiratsuka Shizuka suppressed the urge to curl her lips into a smile and turned her head away, asking in confusion.
Yukino Yukinoshita remained expressionless, her pale blue eyes sharply fixed on the pretentious woman before her, and coldly said:
"Although your reverse psychology is very clumsy, I agree with you. This matter will indeed help me become a more perfect beautiful girl, so I agree."
Hehehe~~ So easy to understand, Yukino! You're a hundred years away from surpassing Haruno!
Hearing this made Teacher Jing secretly laugh. She wanted to say a few more words of encouragement, but looking at the girl's sharp eyes, she dared not pretend to be innocent after getting the benefit.
"Then I'll leave it to you, Yukino. I'm off now~~"
She stood at the door and waved, her other hand already eagerly gripping the hammer.
Yukinoshita replied coldly, "Remember to knock next time you come in!"
"Okay, okay~~"
Hiratsuka Shizuka's voice still echoed in the same spot, but she had already disappeared without a trace. Moreover, she was very thorough in finishing what she started; she neither knocked nor closed the door, completely open and honest.
In the Service Club's activity room, Yukino Yukinoshita looked at the notebook and a pile of forms on the table, which contained the Red Team's various affairs.
After thinking for a moment, the girl stood up, gathered all her notebooks and documents into her schoolbag, and then walked out of the classroom.
In the corridor, Yukinoshita took out her phone and looked at the Red Team's chat group. She found the information she wanted from the messy chat history and then quickened her pace.
Five minutes later, the girl precisely apprehended the slacking duo led by Sakura Yamauchi and with Kyosuke Hojo as their henchman within the curtain crew.
The curtain, which was only a fist-sized piece on Monday, is now nearly complete. Sakura, Shoko, and Kyosuke Hojo are sitting on the curtain with the other girls in the curtain team, chatting and joking happily around a bunch of snacks and drinks.
Upon seeing the figure beneath the snow, Sakura Yamauchi's bright yellow eyes immediately filled with surprise and delight. She raised her hand and called out loudly:
"Hey? Yukino! Come here, come here! There are your favorite cookies!"
Yukino, who was about to say something, immediately shut her mouth and walked over after hearing this, taking off her shoes and blending into the crowd within half a minute.
But looking at the round cookie with a spiral pattern in her hand, she immediately muttered in dissatisfaction, "This doesn't look like cat ears at all!"
Upon hearing this, Hojo Kyosuke retorted with dissatisfaction, "Everyone at Tokyo University calls it cat ears, and it has a long history. You can't possibly be smarter than the people of a country that has existed for hundreds of years!"
So poor Yukino stopped talking, and just held the cat ears up to her eyes, her brows furrowed and her gaze focused as she began to study why this noodle dish was called cat ears.
She absolutely refuses to have any knowledge about cats that she doesn't understand!
After eating most of a bag of cat ear noodles, the girl concluded:
It's probably called Cat Ears because it tastes so good, just like how cute cat ears are!
"By the way, Yukino, is there something you need?"
Sakura Yamauchi asked.
"Oh, it's nothing, I just wanted to hand over some work to you. Professor Hiratsuka asked me to take charge of things..."
Yukino Yukinoshita explained, but her pretty face turned to Kyosuke Hojo, her beautiful eyes seemingly carrying a hint of a smile.
"..."
Qatar...
When Yamauchi Sakura heard this, she felt like the sky had fallen, and the cookies in her hands fell onto the curtain.
Upon hearing this, Hojo Kyosuke also sensed that something was seriously wrong and realized that some kind of conspiracy was brewing.
Only Nishimiya Shoko looked at Yukinoshita with a pained expression, feeling that she was truly pitiful.
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(End of this chapter)