bookbashuk Chapter 834: Kiss, get married, or admit the relationship in the newspaper?
Chapter 834: Kiss, get married, or admit the relationship in the newspaper?
The slightly tipsy and high-spirited Hiratsuka Shizuka didn't even notice Yukino's gaze. She picked up her cards with her left hand, and as soon as she saw the bright red clown, she excitedly squeezed the can in her right hand, causing it to crackle. After laughing excitedly:
"Number Seven completes Number Three's adventure!"
She read out Yukinoshita Yukino's number without hesitation, which was number seven.
After she finished shouting, she quickly picked up the remaining card in the middle of the carpet, still praying quietly that she was number three. Everyone had teased Xiao Xueno one by one, but she hadn't enjoyed it yet.
Kasumigaoka Utaha threw the number nine card in her hand into the middle, and then looked at Yukino's hanging hand with some surprise.
You again? Isn't this too unlucky?
Noticing Kasumigaoka's gaze, Yukinoshita's tense little face moved slightly, and she wanted to speak but held back.
No, I can't tell Mitsuha and Sakura about their cheating. Now I am the only one who discovered the truth, and if I tell it, Eriri, who was teased so many times but never discovered the secret, will be ashamed to death because she can't accept the fact that she is a stupid human being.
“Ehhhhhhh——?”
A series of exclamations came from Yukinoshita's right. She turned around and saw Eriri looking at her with both pity and relief.
"..."
"Xue-no-chan? Why is it you again? Your luck is so bad!"
Eriri looked at Yukinoshita in shock, thinking that she had only been called four times in a row, but Yukino had been called eight times. Could it be that she had used up all her luck in making friends with her?
Then she looked at Kasumigaoka Utaha with some fear. She was just trying to shift the blame casually, but this woman seemed to be really weird. Whoever sat next to her would be unlucky.
"Pause for a moment, pause for a moment."
Eriri stretched out her hand and made a pause gesture while looking at everyone and said:
"Now let's temporarily join a game of courage."
As soon as the words "test of courage game" came out, the elementary school girl immediately looked over with shining eyes.
Hojo Kyosuke, whose soul comes from the land of all monsters, finds it difficult to understand the game of "Ganshishi", but it is very popular in Japan and America, but there are some slight differences between the two. Under the influence of ACG culture, the courage test in Japan has gradually become an entertainment activity full of the sour smell of love and praising youth. How many pairs can be formed depends on the acting skills of the girls.
On the other hand, America still has the standard opening of a ketchup horror movie. The ignorant, brainless and fearless big-breasted beauties and blond handsome guys enter the abandoned old house with a camera and faithfully record every detail of their own death.
It is an activity that cannot be any more stupid. It perfectly completes the task of screening the audience for the director. Once the audience reads the introduction in the synopsis and is willing to walk into the movie, they will definitely not have any extra expectations for the content of the movie that follows.
But then again, looking at Mitsuha Glass and others who were looking at Eriri with interest, Hojo Kyosuke, who had been to the haunted house in the amusement park and the horror-themed escape room with more than one girl more than once, felt that tests of courage and haunted houses were indeed a very good entertainment activity.
Others dare not say, if he goes to a haunted house with Eriri, I believe that this coward will not dare to get off him until he walks out of the darkness and rebuilds the light. Even if the two of them have any strong contact in the middle, Eriri will just shout at the ghosts to go away and ignore it. The thighs wrapped around his waist will continue to tighten.
"What? Are we going to explore the beach?"
Xiangye asked excitedly.
"Or do we need to go to the World Savior Church's headquarters in Momoyama Town to thwart their plot to destroy the world?"
Sachiko's eyes sparkled.
Yes, Atami is indeed a resort in the Showa era of Japan. Not only do there are more hotels, but there are also more messes than other places. There is also a cult called "World Savior Church" stationed here, but it is also normal to think about it. After the bubble burst, the people who are full of loss and decadence are the favorite flock of the cult, right?
When we were touring around during the day, we saw the sect's headquarters from afar while sitting on the bus. It was located on the top of a mountain in Momoyama Town, surrounded by green trees. There was a special winding road leading directly to the headquarters. There was a building that looked like a supermarket. It was very impressive, easy to defend and difficult to attack, and more like a city than Atami Castle.
At that time, Miyamizu Yotsuba, who was leaning against the car window and wishing she could peel off her eyes and throw them in to see clearly, was so envious that her teeth were itching. She kept muttering about luxury and corruption, saying that it was such an enjoyment and she was so jealous.
Then she turned around and seriously told her two little followers what a shitty salvation religion it was.
"Listen to their name, the Salvation Church? Ha! It's just like Chuunibyou. But do you know what Chuunibyou want to happen the most? That's right, the destruction of the world!
Because only when the world is facing the crisis of destruction, the mysterious power sealed in their bodies will awaken, and they can break free from the constraints of the body and release the power of the spirit...blah blah."
This girl was jealous of the other person's wealth and power, and she spared no effort to discredit the other party in order to gain glory for her shrine which had not yet been established. The two radio girls were so excited that they almost jumped out of the car to see what kind of weapons to destroy the world the Savior Church had hidden.
Is it a biological virus? Or a drill that can destroy the continental shelf? Or are all of them aliens in disguise! ?
Ahhh, so excited! So looking forward to it! So curious!!
If they weren't worried about causing trouble for the Hojo boss, the two little ones would have started their adventure long ago.
When they heard Eriri's words, they all jumped up and applauded.
"Forehead……"
Ying Lili was a little dumbfounded. Why did she have to go out at this time? It was so cold and dark outside, and it seemed like there was something hiding in the woods...
Yadada yada, I don’t want to go out!
But looking at the two lively and excited little girls, she was so soft-hearted that she couldn't say no, so she could only use her clever little brain desperately:
"Uh... uh... yes, yes!"
Her eyes lit up, she turned around and pointed at Kasumigaoka Utaha, lowered her eyelids and said in a deliberately sinister tone:
"This person, this woman, has actually been possessed by the doll of misfortune for a long time!"
"D-Doom doll?"
Xiangye and Sachiko repeated excitedly.
"Yes, they have been wandering around Atami since the Heian period..."
"Hey, at that time, Atami was still a..."
"Don't interrupt, Grandma Doom! Anyway, it's a ghost that existed a long time ago. It's so old that it has changed from a doom doll to a doom old woman."
"What ability do you have? What ability do you have!"
"You can tell from the name of this thing, right? It sucks away people's good luck and brings them bad luck!"
Eriri turned her head and looked at Kasumigaoka in fear, and said in a timid tone:
"You saw it too. When I was sitting next to her just now, I was constantly being targeted. Now your beloved sister Xiao Xueno is sitting next to her and is also constantly being targeted. This is because she has sucked away all our luck!"
"Oh oh oh!!"
Xiangye and Sachiko shouted excitedly:
"Let's go, let's switch places with Sister Yukino!"
Ying Lili's lips curled up into a smug smile.
Hehe, although Kasumigaoka is indeed scary, Xiangye and Sachiko are still little girls. According to Sakura's theory of luck conservation, they have just started their lives and have not used up much luck at all, so it doesn't matter if Kasumigaoka sucks away some of their luck, right? Anyway, the vitality of young girls is endless, and maybe they can recover tomorrow.
Kasumigaoka Utaha, who instantly turned into an urban legend, rolled her eyes, but did not refuse Xiangye and Sachiko's request to sit next to her. The two first-year junior high school girls left their parents and followed them out to play. Although the parents were mainly out of trust in Hojo teacher, she felt that as the hostess (the first candidate), she had a great responsibility to take good care of them.
However, just as Xiangye and Sachiko packed their luggage (snacks, drinks, and the small dolls and souvenirs they bought during the day) and stood up, Yukinoshita Yukino suddenly spoke up to stop them:
"I think!"
She stood up and pointed condescendingly at Hojo Kyosuke standing opposite her, her tone solemn:
"An urban legend like the Doom Granny is extremely dangerous. Xiangye and Sachiko alone can't defeat it. It takes someone like Hojo to defeat it!"
As soon as these words came out, Xiangye and Sachiko, who had seen the "cold weapon storage room" of the Hojo family and were convinced that there was a spaceship buried under Ruyi Liao, immediately stopped, put their feet together under their buttocks, put their hands on the ground in front of their knees, and bowed their heads together:
"Hojo Hojo, Hojo Hojo, Boss Hojo is invincible! Hojo Hojo, Hojo Hojo, the world's number one urban legend..."
The two of them were paying homage and chanting incantations that no one could understand, just like members of some cult.
Siye's eyes sparkled, and she thought that when she became a god, she would make her sister do this to her every day.
Looking at Yukinoshita's stern gaze, Hojo Kyosuke looked around. Mitsuha, Sakura, Haruno and others all avoided his gaze. Everyone knew that the person who would sit down next would definitely enjoy the treatment that Yukino had just received. They would not show mercy just because they were once partners in pranks. They would only become more excited.
Really, didn't I just order you to put your hands on your head, pretend to have bunny ears and learn to hop like a bunny, and bark? Holding a grudge like this is not a quality that a king of the world should have, Yukino-chan!
Thinking this in his heart, Hojo Kyousuke stood up reluctantly. Then he and Yukinoshita walked in opposite directions as if exchanging hostages.
call out!
A light blue figure jumped over Yukinoshita like a big rat and rushed to sit down at Hojo Kyosuke's original seat.
huh~~
After letting out a long sigh, Eriri looked at the black-haired girl standing there in a daze with an apologetic look.
Sorry, Yukino, that woman from Kasumigaoka is too weird, I have to stay away from her.
Thinking of this, she looked at Kyosuke with great interest. Kyosuke, Kyosuke... What is Kyosuke! ?
The girl's eyes suddenly widened and she looked at the glass cabinet behind someone in disbelief.
Knead, knead...
She wiped her eyes vigorously and saw herself reflected in the glass very clearly. Or rather, she saw the vision of Hojo Kyosuke!
"I...I won!"
Ying Lili murmured absentmindedly.
Is this paradise?
Suck.
Swallowing, Eriri's chest began to ignite with fire when she realized she could see the cards in Kyousuke's hand.
Without even a moment to mourn her past self, the person who now appears before everyone is: Eriri, a pure love warrior who is determined to pretend to be inadvertent and order Hojo Kyousuke to kiss her in public! !
"Yukino-chan?"
The blonde princess raised her head and looked strangely at Yukishita who was still standing there, and asked doubtfully:
"Why are you still standing? Sit down and start the next round of the game! Don't waste any more time, your bad luck has been eliminated! Hurry up!"
She urged loudly.
"..."
You guy...
Yukinoshita laughed speechlessly, he is even more of a dog than Momotaro.
With a wry smile, she did not return to Eriri's position, but walked to an angle where she could see the reflection of the glass cabinet and inserted it.
It wasn't just Eriri. As Hojo Kyosuke sat in front of the glass cabinet, the interest of Sakura, Mitsuha, Haruno, Yukino, Hiratsuka Shizuka and others became visibly high.
If the voice of the human heart could be heard, the symphony at this moment would be:
Hehehehe, summer, summer, summer, summer, kula la la la, yo hou hou hou hou…
Everyone is gearing up to have a good time playing with Hojo Kyosuke.
In fact, the reason why Yukinoshita Yukino was able to discover the cheating so easily was because the others were too unscrupulous. They just wanted to force that position to keep changing objects in this way so that they could tease more people.
The excitement on Sakura and Mitsuha's faces was too obvious. Kasumigaoka was quick to sense that something was wrong, so she turned around and looked in the direction Sakura was looking...
"..."
The black-haired, red-eyed girl slowly turned her head and looked at the man beside her tenderly.
Without even a moment to think about how to flirt with Kyosuke under the noses of her rivals, Kasumigaoka Utaha immediately decided to join in!
What you keep thinking about will eventually pay off. Kasumigaoka, who had neither drawn the king card nor served as an executor in the previous rounds, got the king card in the first round after the seat swap.
Without hesitation, she called out "Number nine!"
Number 9, immediately hold the hand of the first girl on your right and go to Atami City Hall to register your marriage!
If Kasumigaoka knew that Eriri just wanted Hojo to kiss her, she would definitely laugh out loud and then slap herself in the face.
Asshole! Why do boys have to be 18 to register for marriage?! Since minors are allowed to get married, what's the difference between one or two years in advance and or years in advance? Really, this nation, this country, always likes to do such inexplicable things. They should all commit seppuku and let Sakura be the prime minister!
Cursing, she quietly reached for the card in the middle of the carpet, which belonged to her. (End of this chapter)