bookbashuk Chapter 827 4 Ye: You bastard sister, eat quickly!
Chapter 827 4 Ye: You bastard sister, eat quickly!
The second round of the night game began, and Eriri was successfully elected king.
No way, right after she drew the cards, this girl cheered and announced that she was the king, and then without saying a number, she directly ordered Kasumigaoka to follow her adventure, which was to drink the bowl of Coke.
It was obvious that she wanted to replicate the previous incident where she was fooled by Kasumigaoka, but... even if she searched the whole world, she couldn't find many lovable fools like her.
Seeing that her trick failed, she quickly hid the cards under her butt so that no one could see them. Then her pair of sapphire-like eyes glanced around in a random manner, and no one knew what she was looking at.
In fact, with Hojo Kyosuke's scanning eyes and scientific strength, he can easily make a lot of money even if he plays blackjack in Las Vegas, whether he uses one deck or four decks. At the same time, he has a strong control over his body and can show a stronger performance than the originator of card counting and in the movies. The surveillance cameras in modern casinos can't recognize that he is counting cards.
Just like now, although he closed his eyes on purpose when shuffling the cards, and even though Sanye helped him draw the cards, and although he had never looked at his own cards, the cards in everyone's hands clearly emerged in his mind.
I'm number three and Eriri is still number A. This guy should kowtow to Mitsuha who proposed abolishing the rule of not comparing sizes. Otherwise, the truth or dare game will become "Eriri's 100 Ways to Play". He is really a guy who is not favored by luck.
Hojo Kyosuke sighed, his eyes seemed to go straight through Eriri's little butt, and saw the Ace of Hearts pressed underneath. Naoko is not the king, she is number 9, Yukino is number , and Sakura is...
"Kyosuke, Kyosuke~~"
A cunning voice sounded, and Hojo Kyosuke turned his head and met Sakura's malicious eyes.
Without even saying a word, just a glance made the two people who were in tune with each other understand each other's thoughts.
Yes, the bad guy Sakura holds the joker card. She is the queen. Obviously, she wants to be the real king.
Hojo Kyosuke understood what he meant and said nothing. Instead, he turned his head and began to look at Mitsuha on his right hand. However, his hand, which seemed to be hanging casually by his thigh, kept changing its movements. He had no psychological burden at all for cheating. In fact, he would agree to anything that anyone present asked him to do, except Hiratsuka Shizuka. He was such a man with strong principles.
Yukino, who was sitting between Takimoto Kyoko and Eriri, saw this scene keenly. The girl's eyes suddenly went dark and she felt as if ten thousand Darumas were jumping over her heart.
These two guys are really amazing. They actually cheat in this kind of game? !
It would be fine if it was just Sakura, but Hojo actually joined in the fun.
Since the real king Yingliang was obsessed with opening the cheat code, the others as the dominated did not dare to say anything, so the living room fell into silence for a while.
Mitsuha Miyamizu frowned slightly and looked at the person next to her. She immediately noticed the little movements of Kyosuke and Sakura. Having entered someone's body and obtained the right to use it for a long time, she knew how amazing Kyosuke's observation and calculation ability was, so she also knew what Sakura was thinking in an instant.
The corners of the miko's mouth curved up, and all the bad thoughts in her heart immediately came out. She stretched out a hand from behind Kyosuke and quietly pulled the corner of Sakura's clothes. When the other party looked over, she immediately winked and looked at her dear sister.
Yamauchi Sakura raised her eyebrows, showing a look of understanding, then put one hand behind her back and gave a thumbs up.
"Leave it to me!"
The two of them reached a dirty behind-the-scenes deal in an instant, and Yukino, who was always paying attention to this side, closed her eyes helplessly and desperately.
There is no hope, these guys are finished. Why would some of the best people in society cheat at cards with friends and try to trick their own sister by cheating?
"I am the king!"
Sakura showed her hand, spun it around in a circle and showed it to everyone, and everyone became nervous.
Kasumigaoka and Nozomi set a good example. Even Nozomi would make such a request to play a prank on others, let alone others. No one would think of getting away with it easily.
Under the gaze of everyone, Yingliang said briskly:
"Numbers Two and Eleven!"
Yotsuba, who was leaning back to try to peek at Yuzuru Nishimiya and Prince Oga's cards, suddenly froze. Her dark eyes immediately widened, and she turned her head with a stagnation as if a robot had run out of oil, her whole face turning into an embarrassed expression.
Her behavior was obvious, and Yuzuru quickly moved his butt away, fearing that he would be affected. In the King's Game, there are often such orders, such as kissing a stranger, or doing something to the person next to you.
Seeing her sister's nervous look, Mitsuha Miyamizu almost laughed out loud, but her years of kendo training and experience as an excellent senior student allowed her to control her ecstasy very well. She just raised the corners of her mouth slightly and revealed a reserved smile.
By the way, I gave my sister a positive answer with a malicious look.
"Yes, number 11 is your dear Onesan, I will torture you well."
Gollum—
Swallowing a mouthful of nervous saliva, Yotsuba said desperately to Yuzuru beside her: "I'm done."
She had great faith in her sister's moral integrity, because any number would bring variables, and only zero was absolute.
Sakura's eyes slowly wandered over the faces of the Miyamizu sisters. Enjoying the time before the final answer was revealed was also part of the game. Didn't you see that everyone else, including gentle girls like Naoko and Yukino, were all excited?
"Number 11!"
Sakura raised her voice and issued the king's order:
"Number Eleven completes Number Two's adventure!"
Miyamizu Mitsuha jumped up with a wild laugh, and said to her sister in a condescending manner: "Hahaha! Yotsuha, stick out your tongue and spin it at a speed of 300 per hour!"
Although Yotsuba's face was filled with despair, she still jumped up and said angrily:
"Asshole sister, this is my tongue, not a rotary engine!"
Sanye glanced at her sister with sidelong eyes and said disdainfully:
"How dare you compete with a rotary engine? I'm talking about 300 miles per hour. Is it that hard to make your tongue rotate 300 times in an hour?"
"what?"
Miyamizu Yotsuba was stunned, and suspiciously stuck out her tongue and swirled it around her mouth, only to find that it didn't even take a second.
Wait a minute...if that's the case.
I can even spin sixty times a minute and three hundred and sixty times an hour.
My...my tongue can spin faster than a rotary engine! ?
I'm a genius!
The little girl's eyes lit up instantly. For a moment, she even wondered if her sister had discovered her talent a long time ago and showed it to her in front of Yukino and Sayaka on such an occasion. Ah, no, my lovely Sayaka was taken away by the ugly imperial envoy...
It's not that Yotsuba didn't consider whether her tongue would cramp if it rotated so fast, but she knew that machinery could malfunction and jam. And since she already thought that she was stronger than the rotary engine, of course her failure rate had to be much higher than that of the rotary engine!
"Okay! I, Miyamizu Yotsuba, am the one who will restore the glory of Miyamizu Shrine, so even if the asshole sister's request is very shameless and boring, I will still complete it brilliantly!"
The little girl tried her best to speak in an impassioned voice, then she turned around and looked around, focusing on her two followers, the very good-looking teacher Yukino, her biological sister Kyousuke, and... huh? Why was Ms. Yukino covering her face and looking at her like an idiot?
Yotsuba lowered her head following Yukino's gaze, then she raised her hand and saw the cards she had been holding in her hand.
"I……"
The little girl raised her hand tremblingly and showed her sister the cards. Her excited expression seemed as if she was holding not a card but a broadsword mine, facing the enemy.
Sanye frowned, feeling a little puzzled, and then urged: "What? Hurry up and transfer it, I want to record a video for grandma and grandpa and grandma."
"Stupid sister!"
Yotsuba raised the cards in her hand and roared:
"I'm number two, and you're number eleven. It's you who have to complete the adventure I mentioned!"
After saying that, she imitated the action in the movie and threw the card away, but unfortunately, although she had drunk Kuchikam sake once, she was not destined to be a person and did not find a talented big city boy. Instead, she exchanged bodies with her dead ancestor. The only thing she gained was that she instantly learned the lost Kagura dance.
Unlike her sister, who not only had a smart brain to get into the Women's University of Tokyo, but also had a violent body.
So the cards she threw were so soft that they had no power at all, and they flew thirty centimeters before falling to the ground. But this was just right, because the miko who had just been bossing around had to bend down to pick up the cards, as if she was bowing to her.
Even though the punishment hadn't officially started yet, Yotsuba clearly felt like she had already earned it. If she was a professional photographer like Sakura, she would have taken out her phone to take a picture of her sister bowing to her, but unfortunately she wasn't.
Mitsuha Miyamizu picked up her sister's cards, and her brain was confused for a moment before she sorted out her thoughts.
She turned her head and looked at Yamauchi Sakura with wide eyes in disbelief, still unable to believe that she had just been stabbed in the back.
"Yeah~~"
Yamauchi Sakura grinned and made a scissors gesture.
Hehehe, how can it be as fun to watch Sanye tease her younger sister as to watch Siye take revenge on her older sister?
There are two pairs of sisters at the scene. After watching the fun of the Miyamizu sisters, she will continue to play with the Yukinoshita sisters. However, the Miyamizu sisters, who have a close relationship, are suitable for big adventures, while the Yukinoshita sisters, who are not honest, need to use the truth to help them.
Well, it’s decided. Let’s give Oono and Koyukino a chance to ask questions respectively!
Yamauchi Sakura had already arranged everything for everyone. As for whether he could be so lucky to be the king so many times? Are you kidding me? My Kyousuke is invincible!
After being stabbed in the back, Mitsuha's legs went limp and she sat on the ground in a daze. The two sisters instantly switched roles, and Eriri, Yuzuru Shoko and others were all amused and laughed.
Now it was Miyamizu Yotsuba's turn to be condescending and bossy. She bent down, picked up a plate of fried horse mackerel from the coffee table next to her, put it in front of her sister, and said in a cold voice:
"Eat it!"
"But before you eat it, don't forget to have a good chat with this fish that has been fried to a golden, crispy texture and falls apart at the touch of a button. And after you're done eating it, tell me how many times it's been in love and how many fish it's had!"
The little girl spoke these long words with a hateful and resentful tone.
Yukino, Shoko, Sakura and the others who were waiting to see the show were all stunned and looked at Yotsuba with question marks on their foreheads.
The only person with a different expression was probably someone who, out of guilt, quietly turned his head to admire the beautiful scenery in the courtyard.
Mitsuha was also confused by her sister's string of words, and it took her a long time to come back to her senses. Unlike the others, as a shrine maiden of the Miyamizu family, she was very familiar with the teachings of her own shrine, and she knew what Yotsuha meant after a little thought.
but why?
Miss Miko tilted her head and frowned.
Could it be that I once cooked a terrible dish and got complained about by Siye, and then I fooled her like this?
The moment this idea came up, she rejected it, because there were many times when her cooking was not delicious, and it was common for Siye to complain about it. She was too lazy to come up with such words to fool Siye, and at most she could just say "Eat it if you like it or not". She wished her sister would say "I don't want you to cook anymore", that would be the best of all.
But the little guy Siye's resentment is real, so...
Naturally, Mitsuha Miyamizu turned and looked at Hojo Kyosuke.
really!
You don't even need to use your eyes to see that someone is guilty. Only this unscrupulous guy would do such a thing to fool a child!
A certain witch thought unconsciously.
Hojo Kyosuke, who has super senses, was keenly aware of the gaze on his face, but he didn't dare to turn his head. To be honest, he could meet Yotsuba's requirements. Telling the fish's hometown was the most basic thing, and it was no problem to know how many times it had been in love and how many fish it had given birth to. From the current time and the breeding habits of horse mackerel, it can be inferred that the most important thing is that the fish is a minor!
Although he was just casually fooling Yotsuba at Itomori, he was able to do it, otherwise it wouldn't be serious nonsense but full of nonsense.
But Mitsuha...
She can probably only say "five ants" or "oh vaguely" or something like that, which means she is only good at eating.
"What are you standing there for? Come and chat with this delicious fried horse mackerel and establish your connection!"
Miyamizu Yotsuba took a ferocious step forward and looked at her sister viciously.
The high school girl who was feared throughout the country, the female swordsman of Nara, the miko Mitsuha with supernatural powers, now had a look of panic and helplessness on her pretty face.
She looked at the plate of golden and crispy fried horse mackerel and swallowed slowly.
smell good……
Yang Noi listened to Yotsuba's words and laughed so hard that she fell backwards. She felt that the Miyamizu sisters all had a talent for comedy.
Just when everyone was thinking about how Miyamizu Mitsuha was going to break the impasse, she simply picked up the plate, opened her mouth, and tilted her neck back.
Click, click, click, click, click—
The crispy dough even popped out of his mouth and fell onto Yukino, who was closest to him. (End of this chapter)