Chapter 825: Foot Soup? If you don't want to drink it, let Kyousuke drink it.
Chapter 825: Foot Soup? If you don't want to drink it, let Kyousuke drink it.
"Use my feet to make tea."
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Ying Lili turned her head away in disbelief. Of course, there was no one else who could say such cold words so calmly.
"Kasumigaoka Utaha? Have you completely lost your sense of shame?"
The girl asked with her mouth wide open. If her golden hair hadn't been wrapped in a towel, it would have shot straight up into the sky like static electricity.
The others also looked at the red-eyed girl in surprise. Yotsuba, who was covering her hands with the cards, was startled and her little hand quietly reached out to the table. She wanted to throw away the cards.
“Is the intensity this high at the beginning?”
Yukino Momoka, who was originally smiling, also became hesitant. She was a very thin-skinned woman, and if she really drank Shiyu's foot bath in front of everyone, then... I'm afraid she would have to start her next escape, but this time she had to take Hojo-kun with her.
On the other hand, Yingliang, Mitsuha and the others looked calm, because they all knew that this was just Eriri's special treatment. If others said they wanted to drink tea soaked in Shiyu's feet, they would only get a curse that went straight to the depths of their souls, and then call the police, lawyers...
This is what is called the depth of love.
Hojo Kyosuke looked at the two of diamonds in his hand, and he couldn't tell what kind of mood he was in. Regret? Luck?
Ahem, no matter how you think about it, you should be thankful! If you have any regrets, it's that you can't protect Eriri from disaster.
squeak-
The blonde girl bit her teeth and squeaked, looking at Kasumigaoka Utaha with shame and anger, and she was determined to fulfill her promise. But she must spray her face after drinking it! Then she must be required to drink it after winning it next time!
"Okay! I'll drink it!" the girl said gritting her teeth.
"Here, Eriri, here's your cup!"
A childish voice sounded behind Eriri, and when she turned around, she saw Hojo Kashiko holding a washbasin.
“Is this a cup!?”
“Hahahahaha~~”
The moment they saw the big basin, even Kasumigaoka herself, who had made the request, couldn't help but burst out laughing, not to mention the others.
"At this moment, I am absolutely certain that Kashiko-san is Kyousuke's sister. In terms of gloating over someone's misfortune and taking advantage of others' misfortunes, she is just like him and Sakura. This family tradition is so terrifying."
Kyoko Takimoto murmured.
The little girl was holding a basin that was bigger than her. She looked around in confusion and said:
"Because Sister Shiyu's feet are so big, an ordinary cup can't hold them!"
"Ha ha……"
The red-eyed girl's laughter suddenly stopped. She quickly turned sideways and moved her thighs to pull her feet out from under her big butt.
"Hey, Kashiko-san, my feet aren't big!"
This kind of thing needs to be explained well. Japanese culture was stolen from Chinese culture, and Japanese people also like women's small and delicate feet.
Kashiko's response was straightforward. She simply placed her bun-like foot on Kasumigaoka's instep. The contrast really made the girl's foot look extremely huge.
Eriri wanted to laugh out loud, but she couldn't.
"..."
Kasumigaoka was silent for half a second, and then a charming smile appeared on her face again:
"Prince Ka-chan is still a child. If it were your Onii-chan, Shiyu-san's foot would be just big enough for him to hold with one hand."
Yuzuru, Yotsuba and the others opened their mouths wide when they heard this, and their eyes flickered between Kasumigaoka and Hojo Kyosuke. Still young at their age, they just felt that their knowledge had broadened greatly.
Before anyone else could speak, Ueno Naoka suddenly spoke:
"Eri, you can choose truth, right? You don't have to drink Shiyu's foot bath water."
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Hearing this, Eriri slowly turned her head, and everyone saw the confusion on her face.
We were playing truth or dare, not the King's Game, so why didn't I think of the truth or dare option at the beginning? Could it be that I really wanted to drink... Ugh!
Impossible, absolutely impossible. I was just frightened by that woman's shamelessness and my brain short-circuited for a moment.
After she figured it out, she laughed triumphantly and said, "Haha! You cold-blooded woman, you still want me to drink your foot washing water? Maybe in the next life! I choose truth!"
Looking at her like that, if you didn’t know her well, you would think she was the winner.
"Eh……"
Kasumigaoka sighed regretfully, and then said sadly: "Then tell me the thing you least want others to know."
"Prince Jia, bring the basin over here!"
Almost at the moment when Kasumigaoka finished speaking, Eriri immediately shouted loudly.
"Haha, do you need any other ingredients? I've seen the tea leaves the hotel gave away, they're all top-quality teas. Yinglili, do you want to add some?"
Yukinoshita Haruno, who was eager to create chaos, suggested this, and the others also kindly took out coffee, cocoa, miso, apple cider vinegar and other drinks.
Not only Eriri looked unhappy, but Kasumigaoka's face also fell. Everyone's reaction was so enthusiastic that she felt as if her feet were really a condiment.
Just as everyone was happily pressing Kasumigaoka Utaha's feet into the basin and were about to pour various drinks into it, a weak voice rang out:
"Arnold... my card is the King of Spades..."
The small voice was instantly drowned out by the noise of everyone's revelry, but how could Hojo Kyosuke, who could even hear Kato Megumi's voice, miss it? Miss the voice that he had personally trained.
He turned his head and saw Glass kneeling on the carpet holding a card with the King of Spades in its suit, looking timidly at the noisy crowd.
The girl's chubby little face was full of embarrassment. She probably felt sorry for disturbing others who were helping Shiyu wash her feet and preparing tea for Yingli.
Because I thought from the beginning that the joker would cause controversy, I took it out separately, and the biggest card was the K.
After seeing it clearly, Hojo turned around and shouted:
"Hey, Kashiko, put the Coke down first. And you, Sakura, where did you get the cream?"
But he was still a step too late. The little girl was not a robot, and a bottle of Coke was already very heavy for her. Although she wanted to listen to her brother, she still fell down with a loud noise.
The little girl's mouth drooped, she was very angry with herself, almost crying. Fortunately, Yingliang was born good at comforting people. She squatted down and hugged Jia Shizi and said softly:
"It's okay. Your sister Ying Lili is an expert at drinking Coke. She can finish this little bit of Coke in one breath!"
"Hey!"
After hearing this, Eriri immediately grumbled in dissatisfaction:
"I won't drink it! Look at Nitrate-chan! She's the King of Spades! The biggest card!"
When Jia Shizi heard this, she became sad again, because she knew that the second best Coke drinker there was her dear Onii-chan.
"Wuwuwu, Prince Jia, don't let Kyousuke drink Sister Shiyu's foot-washing cola!"
Everyone else was amused by the little girl, but fortunately Yingliang still had a solution. She smiled gently and said:
"It's okay. Nitro-chan will also order Eriri to drink the footbath water!"
Ying Lili slowly lowered her head: "???"
"Don't treat me like a fool! I know I can choose the truth!" she said frantically.
Yingliang raised her head, squinted her eyes and smiled: "It's okay, Nitro-chan will also ask you about the thing you absolutely don't want others to know~"
"Σ(°△°)"
Ying Lili turned her head with a dull look in her eyes, and said with trembling lips: "Xiao, Xiao, you won't treat me like that, right? Right! Last Wednesday I bought you a cake, and I shared my midnight snack with you on Thursday, and I even invited you to a movie on Friday..."
In this life-threatening moment, Her Royal Highness demonstrated an astonishing memory.
Listening to Eriri's sincere plea, Nishimiya Naoko pursed her lips, looked down at Kashiko who was ready to burst into tears at any time, and then looked at Eriri.
Finally, she turned her face slightly to avoid the sight of a certain golden retriever, and said in an erratic tone:
"Arnold... Ying Lili, I remember that every time Coke launched a new flavor, you would..."
"Niter, nitro...nitro sauce?"
Ying Lili's lips were trembling and her eyes were full of despair.
So she also squatted down... no, she sat down on the ground and began to imitate Prince Jia, preparing to cry loudly.
Even Sakura was helpless now, but the man also squatted down.
"Great, it's Kyousuke, we are saved!"
Eriri cheered in her heart.
Hojo Kyosuke stroked Eriri's head with his left hand, hugged his sister with his right hand, and said gently:
"It's okay, we don't have to drink it, Momotaro will drink it up."
"嘤嘤嘤?"
The furry puppy standing nearby, confused, asked in confusion.
Although she looked overjoyed, Eriri, the actual guardian of the puppy, still asked worriedly, "Can the puppy drink Coke?"
Hojo Kyosuke raised his eyebrows: "Huh? Are you discriminating against Momotaro?"
"Ah? I didn't..."
"I'm telling you, I'm not just a feminist for men and women, I'm also a feminist for animals. Men and women can throw punches without hesitation, and at the same time, I won't forbid animals from doing what humans do. I can drink this Coke, you can drink it, but Momotaro can't drink it!?
Ying Lili, I never knew you were such a..."
"I know, I know. Just let Momotaro drink it! But let me make it clear in advance that you have to contact the veterinarian in advance!"
Seeing that someone's crazy talk was getting more and more intense, Ying Lili quickly begged for mercy.
"Hey?"
Momotaro raised his furry head and looked at Aniki and his best friend Eriri with his black bean eyes in confusion.
Don't! Don't look at me with those watery eyes full of emotion. I won't be able to bear it, Momotaro!
Eriri turned her face away, just like Nozomi just now.
Only at this moment did she understand Nitro-chan's dilemma. It turned out that sacrificing important people (crossed out) dogs for the greater good was such a difficult thing.
"Okay, the matter has been resolved satisfactorily, let's continue the game."
Hojo Kyosuke clapped his hands happily.
Eriri also looked at Nozomi with a smile on her face, ready to face her punishment. Nozomi-chan would definitely not be like Kasumigaoka Utaha... wait a minute!
The girl turned her head sharply and looked at someone who was wiping his feet.
She asked doubtfully, "You...what's your card?"
That expression contained one part confusion, four parts pain, and five parts despair.
Yang No, Yotsuba and others who were having the most fun just now were also surprised. Yes, it seemed that Shiyu's cards had never been shown?
With everyone's attention focused on her, Kasumigaoka turned away silently...
"Asshole! What are you doing? Hurry up and take out your cards!"
Eriri said angrily.
Haruno treated Kasumigaoka the same way she treated Eriri just now. She was a truly fair girl. When it came to having fun, not only were men and women equal, they didn't distinguish between close relatives, and they didn't even distinguish between enemies. Now when she saw Kasumigaoka opening her mouth to eat the poker cards, she immediately hugged her and shouted to Eriri to start.
The slender princess was clumsy and could have grabbed the card with just her hand, but she fell flat on top of Kasumigaoka and they both fell down. Eriri yelled out in pain out of habit, but it was actually just to hide her embarrassment of having her face caught between Kasumigaoka's huge evil pair.
A poker card flew out, Miyamizu Mitsuha bent down to pick up the card, she raised her eyebrows slightly and said with a smile:
"A?"
Hearing this, Eriri stopped crying out in pain and stood up to ride on Kasumigaoka. Her delicate face flashed with disbelief, despair, pain, and finally anger.
When she asked what Kasumigaoka's card was, she already had a hunch in her heart, but now that she had confirmed it...
I, I...do I really want to drink the foot washing water of that woman in Kasumigaoka? Otherwise, why would I be fooled around like that?
Or am I actually an idiot? But this is impossible, because Kyousuke's IQ is high enough to be a university professor. When he was tutoring me, he clearly said that I was making rapid progress in my studies. And birds of a feather flock together. I am surrounded by smart people like Kyousuke, Mitsuha, Sakura, and Yukino. I can't be a fool.
So, there is only one truth...
"You are such a lying woman! Today I will exercise the diplomatic immunity granted to me by law and take you away for the sake of this beautiful world!"
She stretched out her two white and slender little claws and was about to pinch Kasumigaoka's neck. No! I must destroy her. I can't let anyone know that I am eager to drink...
"Get off here! I never said I had the biggest card! It was you who insisted on drinking tea soaked in my feet!"
Pressed to the ground, Kasumigaoka twisted her neck left and right, trying desperately to avoid Eriri's hand. She felt the chilling murderous intent!
Ahhhh, this woman actually dares to say that! !
Ying Lili's expression became even more ferocious.
The others came forward to pull the two apart, but Hojo Kyosuke was the only one who watched and swallowed silently.
Eriri and Kasumigaoka were both wearing massage shorts and T-shirts. They were rolling around on the ground, looking even more attractive than they did after playing table tennis just now. Large areas of their fair skin were exposed, and it was so white that it glowed.
Three minutes later, when everyone returned to the living room and sat together again, Momotaro was not allowed to drink the Coke. The stupid little dog just licked it out of curiosity and jumped up.
"Aniki! The water hits my tongue!" (End of this chapter)
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