Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

Chapter 821 Kyousuke, can you carry me to the bathroom?

"Is there really such a person?"

Eriri looked at Kasumigaoka suspiciously, not trusting anything this woman said at all.

Xiangye, who was always holding her mobile phone ready to receive alien signals, had already opened the browser and showed the search results to everyone.

"Ha! I knew that you, a woman, never speak a word of truth!"

Eriri screamed and looked at Kasumigaoka with contempt.

"That's a work I'm conceiving, but it hasn't been published yet."

The girl with wine-red eyes had no change in expression, and continued to speak in a calm tone:

"It's like asking the names of ancient emperors. Those emperors are no longer in this world, but they are still the correct answers, right? Even though the characters in my novel haven't appeared in this world yet, they are also a concept, right?"

This sophistry suppressed Eriri's IQ for a moment. The idiot opened his mouth, not knowing how to refute, and could only look pitifully at the people on the jury.

Seeing the little golden retriever's eyes asking for help, Glass had no choice but to turn around and discuss in a low voice with Yukino and the others.

Two minutes later, the jury announced the final verdict:

"After consultation among the fair and knowledgeable ladies, since there are no rules in this competition, the cunning Kasumigaoka player took advantage of it. This is not the fault of any of us, so the answer of Kasumigaoka player is deemed valid. Eriri won the second round, and the current score is 2:1.

In addition, a temporary patch is added. The answers of both players must be based on reality. It can be real, historical, or fantasy, but it must be recorded on a clear carrier for review by the wise referees.

above! "

Yukinoshita Haruno spread out her hands and recited while looking at a document that did not exist.

The players at both ends of the ping-pong table expressed their approval, but Kasumigaoka Utaha looked very unwilling.

Damn it, I finally managed to win in one fell swoop!

The girl bit her lower lip unwillingly, but she quickly adjusted her mentality, gripped the racket and prepared to serve hard to the idiot opposite!

"So I'm going to announce the start, okay?"

Gaozi looked around carefully. The questions in the notebook were more excessive than each other. It was okay for Eriri and Shiyu to curse at each other, but if she was asked to read it... it would be too difficult for her!

"The third time, begin!"

As Glass waved her hand, the two girls bent down slightly and stared at each other fiercely.

“The question is:

The name of the funny girl who thought she had successfully developed a second growth spurt and bought a bra one size larger, but she couldn't fit it but insisted on wearing it and almost fell off in front of her classmates! "

Even Glass had to take a breath to finish reading this time.

While the others were still digesting their thoughts, Eriri's face flushed as she screamed:

"How did you know this!?"

"Haha~"

Kasumigaoka Utaha sneered. This time she did not serve as fast as before because she was afraid that her opponent would come up with a way to deal with it. But this time she was sure that Eriri would have absolutely no way out because she was the only one who would do such a ridiculous thing!

If it were an ordinary person, they would find that they don't fit after trying them on, but the idiot Eriri heard from somewhere that a person's height is tallest in the early morning and shortens at noon and evening, so she thought that the size of her breasts would be the same and would become larger in the morning!

When she got home and went to school in the morning, the girl found that the bra was still a little big, and she was deceiving herself again.

"She just hasn't woken up yet! Just like me!"

This was what she overheard. At that time, Nozomi was trying to persuade Eriri to change back to the correct size, but the guy was still being stubborn.

"Sawamura Spencer Eriri!"

Kasumigaoka Utaha yelled, swung her racket hard, and hit a ball that was extremely powerful in her imagination.

"I won!"

Although the win was only a 2-2 tie, it did not stop her from celebrating in advance.

but!

Under everyone's surprised gaze, Ying Lili's delicate little face suddenly became serious. Her eyes became extremely determined, and her shoulders sank slightly. She, she...

"She's going to fight back!" Naoka shouted in surprise.

"Are there other funny people in the world besides Eriri?" Yang No was also surprised.

Kasumigaoka Utaha's face was full of disbelief. She was almost about to say Eriri's name directly, but that guy could actually find someone else?

"boom!"

The ping-pong ball landed on the table on Eriri's side and bounced up. The ball's trajectory was very bad and it went exactly towards Eriri's racket.

Eriri exerted her strength with her arms, opened her lips slightly, and shouted:

"Sawamura Spencer Eriri!"

"boom!"

The table tennis racket, which was ready to go, hit the ball "hard", and then it bounced aimlessly onto the chest of the onlooker Yang Nai.

"Nice ball!"

Yang gave a thumbs up.

"How can it be repaired?"

Seeing that her counterattack failed, Eriri slapped the ping-pong table in anger.

Ahhhhh, she made such a great sacrifice, but she didn't even score any points!

"Clap clap clap-"

Warm applause broke out.

Yotsuba, Glass, Yukino and others applauded. Although the two players' ball skills were really terrible, the sportsmanship shown by Eriri was truly touching.

"brave!"

"sacrifice!"

“It’s pointless!”

"Eri, you are an honorable warrior!"

Yotsuba chanted as if she was performing a ritual, while Yuzuru, who was standing next to her, raised his camera and took a picture of Eriri's frustrated look.

No one expected that Eriri would be so cruel. Faced with such an embarrassing thing, if it were someone else, let alone admit it, they would definitely want to disappear from the world, but she actually said her name directly.

Even her opponent, Utaha Kasumigaoka, couldn't help but stand in awe at this moment.

Fortunately, fortunately, this guy's skills are far inferior to mine, otherwise I would have been defeated by her.

Even though she thought so, she still raised her hands and shouted:

"Protest! How can you repeat other people's answers like this? This is a foul. I demand that Eriri be deprived of the right to serve in the next game!"

"Ha~"

In a very bad mood, Ying Lili looked at someone with contempt, without saying anything, just looking at the people on the jury.

Glass, Yukino and others held a meeting skillfully and then made a decision:

Since there were no reliable rules for this competition, the brave Eriri was able to find a loophole (although she didn't get any points), but this answer is valid!

In order to avoid the situation where both parties keep shouting the same answer, a patch was added so that there would be no repeated answers to the same question.

　　over!

That being said, everyone is looking forward to seeing how much dirt Eriri and Kasumigaoka can reveal about each other. After all, after watching for a while, everyone knows the table tennis level of these two people - not as good as a first-grade elementary school student, but they can still bully kindergarten children with their height.

The game continued quickly. Just as everyone thought, these two people really loved each other. Even people like Naoka Shoko who lived under the same roof were unaware of the things they said.

The image of the two older sisters was completely destroyed by Yotsuba and the others. Since the scores of both sides were tied, the game continued until Eriri was so exhausted from picking up the balls that she lay on the ground motionless.

"Heh, heh... Sawamura, is that all?"

Kasumigaoka Utaha's beautiful face was pale at the moment. She propped one hand on the table tennis table, swallowed hard, and tried weakly to persuade them to surrender:

"You'd better admit defeat. I can still keep fighting!"

Lying on the ground and looking at the ceiling, Eriri suddenly saw God. He was emitting a sacred white halo, floating in the sky, and called softly with a kind voice:

"Eri, Eriri, come on..."

The girl didn't have the strength to raise her hands at this moment. She just hesitated: "But, I am a believer of the Coke God Cult."

The moment this thought came to her mind, she suddenly came to her senses and realized that the God she saw was just a light bulb.

How could I repair it? I was almost beaten out of the marquee by that woman in Kasumigaoka! ?

The girl crawled, crawled, crawled... crawled up angrily!

Her long, soft and kind golden hair, which looked like a work of art, was now a mess, with messy strands of hair on her forehead and face stuck to her by sweat, but this still could not extinguish her strong fighting spirit. She glared fiercely at Kasumigaoka Utaha, who had also experienced a battle and was weak and sweaty, and said fiercely:

"I still have ten thousand pieces of dirty laundry on you. I can fight with you until humanity is destroyed!"

The black-haired girl tucked a strand of hair behind her ear and responded harshly:

"It's obvious that Ms. Sawamura is at the end of her rope and is already experiencing hallucinations. I don't think a perfect woman like me would have so much scandal."

"Excuse me? I did say it wrong. It's not 10,000, but 100 million! You are the embodiment of evil! From any angle, it's you who is at the end of your rope, not me."

"Oh~ Obviously you haven't noticed it yet, but I'm sure you will in three seconds."

"Nitro-chan? Nitro-chan! How come even homeless people and lunatics can play table tennis now? Oh, sorry, only lunatics."

"As I have explained repeatedly, Ms. Sawamura is really bad at making sarcastic remarks. Fortunately, you are smart enough to describe others as if they were yourself."

"..."

"..."

It was obvious that the two of them didn't even have the strength to swing their rackets, or perhaps the amount of exercise required to frequently bend down to pick up the balls was too much for them, so Eriri and Kasumigaoka simply skipped playing and started arguing directly.

There was no one around the ping-pong table; everyone had gone to do their own things.

Yukinoshita Haruno glanced at this side nonchalantly and said cheerfully, "That's right, I said there's no need to play table tennis, wouldn't it be easier to just start a quarrel?"

As she spoke, she quietly turned up the volume of the speakers, not to block out the noise, but to sing a war song for them.

When Hojo Kyosuke walked into the entertainment room carrying a net bag, what he saw was Eriri and Kasumigaoka lying head to head on the ground, groaning. The two of them didn't even have the energy to think or curse. Their only wish was to try their best to live and strive to win over the other in the length of their life.

"What... happened?"

Even with his wisdom, he couldn't figure out why these two people were lying on the ground like rain hitting banana leaves, and suddenly awakened to a new sexual orientation? Did their love-hate relationship turn into love?

“Onii-chan~~!!”

Kashiko, who hadn't seen his brother for a long time (four hours), rushed over shouting happily, and the furry dog ​​Momotaro also rushed over.

Young girls need to be reserved, but little girls and puppies don’t, they are very happy to see their brother.

"Oh~ my little cutie~"

Hojo Kyosuke bent down and hugged his sister, and at the same time kicked Momotaro lightly, making him roll twice. This is the way for master and servant to show their intimacy.

What? I'm obviously the cutie!

Eriri, who was lying on the ground, looked over with envy and jealousy, then moaned even louder. She was too proud to cry directly to Kyosuke.

Fortunately, Hojo Kyosuke was not blind. He held his sister in one hand and walked to the ping-pong table on the right side of the entertainment room.

"Did you just finish the sauna?"

he wondered.

Eriri and Kasumigaoka's faces were covered in sweat at this moment, their messy hair was wet with sweat and stood on their faces, their faces were pale, and they looked weak and charming like a banana leaf hit by rain.

Damn it, this state wasn’t caused by me! ?

Hojo Kyosuke, who was very happy just now, now regretted wasting his precious time on fishing without seeing how the two girls became so seductive.

"It's playing table tennis!"

Eriri shouted that the moment he saw Hojo Kyosuke, this guy seemed to have found a backer and regained a lot of energy.

"Under my absolute strength suppression, Ms. Sawamura could only try to defeat me through a crude physical contest, but obviously, she failed."

Kasumigaoka tried to support her upper body with one arm, she smiled weakly, her wine-red eyes full of fatigue. Now she looked more like a newly-wed.

Hojo Kyosuke put his sister down, put one hand around Shiyu's waist and the other around Eriri, and with a little effort he lifted them both up and threw them on the sofa.

Looking at Nozomi who brought water and Eriri who thanked him, he suddenly felt guilty. The scene in front of him seemed like the eldest wife taking care of the young wife who was whipped too much. But then he shook his head violently, thinking about something. Eriri was obviously beaten like this by Kasumigaoka-senpai, and he, who came to clean up the mess, was the young wife.

After drinking the water, the two regained a lot of energy, but they had already reached a tacit understanding and did not continue arguing.

"Kyosuke~~"

Kasumigaoka Utaha made a sweet and sticky sound from her throat. She looked at Hojo Kyosuke with her watery eyes and said softly:

"I have no strength left. Can you carry me to the bathroom? My bathrobe is soaked. It's so uncomfortable."

Before Hojo Kyosuke could say anything, Eriri was already looking at him with her eyes slanted. The girl frowned as if she was looking at a pervert.

"Let's go! I'll carry you!" (End of this chapter)