Chapter 762: Xiao Xue and Dayang
Chapter 762: Xiao Xue and Dayang
The atmosphere in the car was cheerful. Although everyone had just eaten breakfast and taken motion sickness medicine, they were all eager to share various snacks.
Ying Lili opened a huge backpack. There was no supplies in it that would help her survive alone on a deserted island for half a year. There were only packets of puffed food. The bag was obviously very big, but the energy provided by the food inside was very limited.
Puffed food is like this. People usually scold and criticize it, saying it is the culprit for making people fat. But if you are stranded on a desert island, you will despise a bag of potato chips because it is not enough to satisfy your hunger.
It means that Eriri's ideological awareness is not up to standard, otherwise she would protest against puffed food like Yukinoshita Yukino. Why do excellent people and delicious snacks always have such a hard time!
The world is sick!
When packing at home, Yukino kindly suggested that if Eriri was going to eat those potato chips right away, she could pop them in advance to release some of the gas, but Eriri ruthlessly solved the problem. She said:
"Just like enjoying the delicious taste of Coke starts with the sound of 'sizzle' when you unscrew the bottle cap, shaking the bag of potato chips and listening to the potato chips inside making a clattering sound, at that moment the taste of potato has already blossomed on the tip of your tongue!"
Yukino Momoka was speechless, while Kasumigaoka Utaha beside her sneered and said mockingly:
"This is the first time I've seen someone sing praises to someone after buying air. If all customers in the world were as tolerant as Ms. Sawamura, I can't imagine how good the business would be."
However, these words could not change Her Royal Highness the Princess's mind at all. She was so generous that she even shared a bag of seaweed-flavored potato chips with Kasumigaoka Utaha first.
"Well, you can't get any fatter anyway, so eat as much as you want," she said generously.
The black-haired, red-eyed girl curled her lips, said thank you, and took it.
Before she went out, her mother said something that she thought made a lot of sense: "The most important thing when you go out to play is to have fun," so she decided to be more tolerant of Eriri.
The four junior high school students behind also trotted over to thank Sister Eriri and took the potato chips.
Hojo Kyosuke turned around and saw Eriri standing in the aisle with her schoolbag handing out potato chips, and four... five little ones standing in front of her, queuing up to receive snacks. Well, besides Yotsuba and her two Nemotos, Yuzuru, there was also his sister. This little girl was not allowed to eat too many potato chips, but that didn't stop her from playing with her sisters.
As for why Yotsuba's two reserve young miko appeared in the car, the story began in the morning. The matter was very simple, Yotsuba planned to discuss all matters related to the construction of the shrine while Lord Yukinoshita was there.
In the morning, Sachiko and Xiangye were sent to the entrance of Ruyi Liao by their parents. Both couples were respectable people. They bowed and thanked them in various ways. They said they could cover most of the expenses for everyone. After being rejected by Hojo Kyosuke, they asked them to at least help book a hotel. In the end, they booked a holiday villa near Kawaguchiko, which was very luxurious.
The princess became the king of children, holding a sword for knighthood instead of potato chips. The five little ones lined up to offer their loyalty one by one.
Hojo Kyosuke turned around, leaned over the back of the chair, took pictures of all of this with his mobile phone, and quickly sent them to Mrs. Sayuri.
Izu Peninsula, a hot spring hotel
Mrs. Sayuri opened her eyes when she heard the phone ringing in the hot spring and shouted her husband's name. Mr. Spencer ran out of the room behind him with two cocktails in his hands, put the cocktails by the hot spring pool, and then picked up the phone and handed it to his wife.
When Sayuri opened the message, she saw her good-for-nothing daughter and the other kids having fun. She laughed and handed the phone to her husband, and they were both very happy.
She picked up the wine and took a sip, then frowned and said, "Robin, there's too little Coke!"
Mr. Spencer tasted it and said with some embarrassment: "If there is more, there will be no taste of wine at all."
Sayuri thought about it and decided that she should stick to the rule of drinking on vacation.
Picking up her phone, she wrote a message and replied, reminding Kyosuke not to let his stupid daughter have a stomachache, while recommending the hot spring hotel she was staying in. She also raised her phone to take pictures of the hot spring and the scenery in front of her. This was a semi-open-air hot spring, with an eaves covering the top, and the sea and reefs in front, with magnificent scenery.
Hojo Kyosuke quickly replied and said, "Then please."
Yes, although the destination of both parties is the same, Mr. and Mrs. Spencer did not choose to join the group. Even Mr. Spencer, who cried until he fainted on the day his daughter left home to move to Ruyiliao, chose the latter without hesitation when choosing between traveling with his daughter and son-in-law or spending time alone with his wife.
This is why, apart from the Hojo couple with their children, the only other person on the Ruyi Liao tourist bus was the elderly widower Miyamizu Toshiki, and why the parents of the two little girls, Sachiko and Xiangye, were so happy to send their daughters here.
After a brief congestion, the bus drove out of the city and onto the highway.
There are four main routes from Tokyo to Kamakura, or to Yokohama. One is the Keihin Third Road which takes the shortest time, one is the Keihin Second Line which is the shortest but not easy to travel, there is also the Metropolitan Expressway No. 1 which is the favorite route for the members of the Crazy Angels to take for a ride, and finally, Hojo Kyosuke and his friends are now taking the Metropolitan Expressway Wangan Line.
Yes, it is the Wangan Line that Tokyo drag racers cannot avoid. Hojo Kyosuke guessed that his father might have driven his mother on this road when he was young. Because drag racing was really popular in Japan at that time. Everyone could afford a car, and after buying a car, it was inevitable to modify it. After modifying it, how could you resist drag racing?
The bus drove more smoothly after entering the highway, and the driver, the imperial envoy, relaxed a little and began to study the equipment on the bus. Soon, the sound of music began to play in various speakers. But he did not dare to study too much, because behind him sat the legendary mayor of Itomori Town, Miyamizu Toshiki.
Even without turning around or looking in the rearview mirror, the envoy could feel a fierce gaze staring at him, which made him feel creepy.
But unexpectedly, Uncle Miyamizu's attention was not on him. Instead, Uncle Hojo chatted with him happily, telling him stories that happened on the Bay Coast, such as speeding, car accidents, and chain collisions, which were very interesting.
As for Miyamizu Toshiki?
"Why did you only take pictures of the blonde girl and not Mitsuha?"
This sentence almost scared Hojo Kyosuke to drop the phone in his hand. Fortunately, Miyamizu Toshiki didn't pay much attention to him, but took out the camera to take pictures of his baby daughter.
The sound of snapping continued. Mitsuha took a picture of tearing potato chips, Mitsuha reached out to take Nitsuko's drink, and Mitsuha turned around to teach Siye a lesson. Of course, Siye was also photographed. The cute appearance of the little daughter playing with her friends almost melted the old father's heart.
The man was a good photographer. When he was young and working as a researcher at Kyoto University, he often traveled around the country with his camera, taking pictures of various shrines, the priests performing rituals, and the scenery of various places. Although research photos do not need to pay attention to aesthetics, this idea changed when he came to the rural shrine in Itomori.
People like that, even a dull man like me can take good photos.
In order to capture the beauty of the young lady politely and without being presumptuous, Miyamizu Toshiki worked hard to become her husband.
Now, looking at the eldest daughter in the camera who is educating her younger sister.
The man's mind was in a trance, and his wife's figure seemed to overlap with his daughter.
His nose and eyes felt a little sore, so he rolled his eyeballs upward and pressed the shutter button hard.
"Asshole, what are you standing there for? Come here and I'll teach you how to take pictures!"
He shouted loudly, then unreasonably snatched the older boy's cell phone, and then rudely stuffed his camera into the other's hand.
"what?"
Hojo Kyosuke took the camera, not knowing what was going on.
Miyamizu Toshiki scolded again: "Look at your stupid face. Even though my daughter is so adorable, I'm worried that you'll make her look ugly."
Because the distance was too close, Uncle Showa's saliva had already sprayed onto Hojo Kyosuke's face mercilessly. It was really spirited, but he didn't dare to wipe it off.
"but……"
I'm a cartoonist and I have artistic talent. Where do you get the confidence to teach me how to take pictures?
Hojo Kyosuke wanted to refute, but Miyamizu Toshiki next to him didn't give him a chance, and began to impart his experience like a fire truck, spitting saliva. He always said, "My wife said that the photos I took of her are the best."
Hojo Kyosuke took a look and confirmed once again that his mother-in-law, whom he had never met, was a kind woman.
Because Miyamizu-san's photography skills are really not that good, Onizuka can be regarded as his ancestor.
But he didn't dare to speak. He was happy to eat the saliva of Miyamizu-san's eldest daughter, but forget about Miyamizu-san's.
The two of them should not get along too quickly. When Hojo Kyosuke takes pictures of himself, he will definitely take pictures of each girl and send them to their families. On the one hand, it is to reassure the parents, and on the other hand... cough cough cough! This is the basic skill of being a team leader!
But from the moment he picked up Miyamizu Toshiki's camera, as long as his lens was slightly away from Mitsuha, the irritable uncle would definitely attack him with saliva. Hojo Kyosuke was sure that if Miyamizu Toshiki didn't know that he couldn't beat him, he would definitely attack him directly.
Fortunately, although he was angry, Miyamizu Toshiki did not stop Hojo Kyosuke from taking pictures of other girls, but he couldn't help cursing.
"Ah? You took such nice photos of Miss Nishimiya, but you acted so recklessly when you were in Mitsuha?"
"Why did you take pictures of Ms. Yamauchi when the view outside the window was the best just now, but when we got to Mitsuha you took pictures of the bare mountains?"
"There's sea everywhere. Do you want to turn Mitsuha's face blue? Well, this picture is indeed pretty. Asshole! What are you so proud of? Why don't you take a picture for me? Don't I deserve respect for the hard work I put into teaching you how to take pictures?"
"..."
The sound of cars, wind, waves, and all I could hear was shouting and cursing.
The interaction between the two made everyone in the car laugh, and no one wanted to help Hojo Kyosuke. Yukino and Naoko, who were most eager to take action, were dragged by Haruno and Okudera Miki to drink the first glass of wine of the trip. The two didn't want to drink at all but couldn't break free.
Yamauchi Sakura and Takimoto Kyoko applauded as they watched, and the former even pretended to be serious and asked Hojo Kyosuke to learn well.
Even Hojo Mikiko, who doted on her son the most, seemed not to notice and focused on chatting with Nishimiya Yaeko next to her. Kashiko wanted to help his brother teach the bad uncle a lesson, but he couldn't bear to leave the two playful little sisters.
The envoy driving the car gave him a sympathetic look, then happily stepped on the accelerator.
"Do we really not need to worry about that?"
Yukinoshita Yukino asked in a low voice.
Yingliang asked back, "Xue-no, can you help Uncle Miyamizu upgrade his driver's license?"
"What does this have to do with a driver's license?" Yukinoshita asked puzzled.
Then Yamauchi Sakura told Kyosuke's original plan to drive away Mitsuha's father. After hearing this, Yukinoshita's sympathy for someone instantly disappeared.
This guy had already thought of everything that would happen to him and had a plan in place, but something went wrong.
Live it!
"Hahahaha~~~"
Seeing the expression on Yukinoshita's face, Sakura suddenly laughed:
"Yes, Kyosuke has been prepared to endure all this. If he didn't want to, he would have turned hostile long ago. Didn't you see that he doesn't even dare to say a word right now?"
Yukinoshita saw that it was true! That arrogant guy Hojo Kyosuke had now completely interpreted the phrase "low-browed and pleasing to the eye" to the extreme. If it were her, she might not have been angry a long time ago. Fortunately, Miyamizu Toshiki was a stubborn old man from the Showa era.
"But is it okay for you to sit with me? Didn't Miss Takimoto come all the way here to play with you? You two haven't seen each other for a while, right?"
The girl asked with some uneasiness. She felt guilty because Kyoko Takimoto, who was sitting in the back seat, would often lean her head on the backrest to talk to Sakura.
Yingliang laughed again. This girl really liked to laugh. The travel atmosphere in the car was joyful enough just with her.
"Don't worry Kyoko, she'll be very happy sitting with Sayaka, whether it's just chatting to kill time or seeing some new ideas, it'll be good entertainment."
The girl smiled and said:
"But Yukino-chan, your whole body is screaming 'I'm ready for a great trip', but why are you still so tense?"
Yukinoshita directly denied: "I'm not! I didn't! Don't talk nonsense!"
Yingliang did not argue with her, but said: "The hat is very beautiful, it will look great when standing on the beach for photos."
Yukinoshita smiled unconsciously and said softly:
"Actually, I forgot to wear my hat. Miss Yamazaki gave it to me as a holiday gift."
"Ms. Yamazaki?"
"She's my neighbor..."
Yukinoshita whispered the story that happened in the elevator, and an elegant, beautiful, kind and easy-going woman appeared in her mouth.
Yamauchi Sakura listened with a smile and praised from time to time.
"Yoshi yoshi, Yukino-chan is really good at getting along with neighbors."
"I told you not to call me Yukino. You always call me Yangno, why do you have to call me that?"
Yingliang shook her head and said with a smile: "No, my name is not Yang No."
"Ok?"
"I always call her Dayangno~~"
Amidst Yukinoshita's complaints, Yamauchi Sakura laughed heartily. (End of this chapter)
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