bookbashuk Chapter 632: Kill the fathers-in-law just like that!
Chapter 632: Kill the fathers-in-law just like that!
Chapter 632: Kill the fathers-in-law just like that!
In the beautiful fantasy of fans, Hojo Kyosuke, who is so good at studying that he was admitted to Tokyo University as an exception and has a handsome appearance, was used as the prototype of the affectionate Ishigami Tetsuya.
But I never thought that for the sake of the reasonableness of the plot, Hojo Kyosuke had repeatedly emphasized many times in "The Devotion of Suspect X" that the only thing worth praising about Ishigami is his superb mathematical ability. He has a bad figure and is withdrawn and not good at socializing...
If Ishigami really had a gorgeous appearance like Hojo Kyosuke, he wouldn't need to vomit out his soul.
Stroking Sakura's hand and looking at her smiling face, Hojo Kyosuke felt his soul leaping for joy.
He wanted to tell the world that he was not Tetsuya Ishigami, but Miss Yasuko.
He is the one who is favored; he is the one who is always surrounded by that deep and suffocating love.
The real Daruma Stone God is the sweet-smiling girl in front of you, Yamauchi Sakura.
In the sweet air, Yingliang suddenly said:
"Uncle Ichiro seems to be in a miserable state."
Hojo Kyosuke followed the girl's line of sight and saw his father's left hand being held by Mr. Miyamizu and his right hand by Mr. Spencer. This was not a chat, but both of them wanted to cause trouble for Hojo Ichiro. Mr. Yamauchi and Mr. Yukinoshita were also watching closely...
"It doesn't matter. My dad is not an ordinary man. He can still hold on."
Hojo Kyosuke narrowed his eyes and didn't care. As the saying goes, if you want to wear the crown, you must bear its weight. It's not easy to be his father!
Yamauchi Sakura also narrowed her eyes. The similarity between the two expressions even reached 90%. The girl said suspiciously:
"Kyosuke, have you thought about this situation a long time ago?"
"Correct!"
Hojo Kyosuke nodded simply, and then talked about his previous experience at Mitsuha's house:
"…I suspect that if Mitsuha and Yotsuha weren't there, Mr. Miyamizu would have really drawn his sword and stabbed me. In fact, as early as when Itomori was here, he said that he would never let a shameless person like me go, but fortunately, he forgot about those things."
Yingliang laughed out loud, it turned out that her father had restrained himself a lot. Suddenly she asked: "Hehehe~~ What if you and Mitsuha's daughter also..."
Hojo Kyosuke interrupted without hesitation: "Impossible, we can't let a creature like a child disturb our happy life!"
"Hehehe~~ I guessed you would say that, Kyousuke."
Yingliang asked again with a smile:
"But when we die, our children will be the continuation of our lives and our last..."
Beneath the smile, Yamauchi Sakura had a somewhat complicated mood.
Mom and Dad were thinking about getting married, but she was thinking more about having children.
As a girl, would you envy the bride who walks into the wedding hall wearing a wedding dress and looking happy? Of course you would, even if she is Yamauchi Sakura.
She has many anniversaries. Even burping twice after drinking Coke can be counted as an anniversary, after all, she doesn't drink Coke very often. Even Momotaro being slapped twice by his next-door neighbor, the fat cat Yue, can be counted as an anniversary.
But those anniversaries were all random and useless except for amusing Eriri, who could make up five or six hundred of them off the top of her head.
There was only one anniversary that she had remembered for almost ten years but had never celebrated.
"Wedding Anniversary"
As for the date, April 1st was the date she decided on when she was in fifth grade. It is the day when the cherry blossoms are the most brilliant and is also April Fool’s Day. Isn’t it very suitable for her?
On her wedding day, she wanted to wear a wedding dress, not a white wedding gown, because that dress was too white and not suitable for her, and would get dirty by accident before the ceremony. And she was not a traditional girl, and if she only became docile on her wedding day, her friends would laugh at her.
If you want a bouquet, just go pick it from the yard of that fierce old lady in the community. Just thinking about it makes me feel better.
After she and Kyosuke had a child, every year on their wedding anniversary, they would send the child to school early in the morning, and then they could celebrate to their heart's content without worrying about the child disturbing them.
But she, Yamauchi Sakura, is not a conservative girl who follows the rules. She will come up with new ideas every second~
Now, marriage is a distant thing for both Kyousuke and me. But I don't agree because of Pancreas. As for Kyousuke... Hehehe~~
What will happen then, I can't control it.
Get married
If you can't get married, having a child seems to be a good option.
What Yamauchi Sakura and Hojo Kyosuke said was that children are the continuation of their parents' lives, but what she thought was that it was proof of my love for you.
"No, children will be too troublesome! Who cares so much about what happens after death!" Hojo Kyosuke objected again. If a child like himself was born, it would be a headache for him. Just look at his father.
Sakura smiled and didn't dwell on this topic. Instead, she looked at Kyosuke's father again.
Hojo Kyosuke also proudly talked about his great theory that could change the world.
"I can barely handle Mr. Miyamizu alone, not to mention your father, Eriri's father and the others. I tremble with fear just thinking about it."
Someone said sincerely.
"Then you return it?"
Sakura looked around in confusion, Kyosuke had even invited Kei's family.
"Hehehe, sometimes one plus one doesn't equal two!"
Hojo Kyosuke raised his eyebrows and said in a very proud tone:
"One father is difficult, two fathers will become hellish, but what about three or four!?"
"Becoming a level that's absolutely impossible to clear?" Yingliang asked cooperatively.
"No, no, no, we must look at things dialectically and see through the phenomenon to the essence."
Hojo Kyosuke shook his finger:
“As the center of the contradiction, that is, I, there is only one existence.”
Hearing this, Yamauchi Sakura's face showed some enlightenment.
"Uncle Yazhi and Gong Shui-san don't want to kill me, although I know they want to, but this is not allowed. What they want to do is to snatch me, which means that no matter how many fathers there are, only one person can scold me!"
At this point, Hojo Kyosuke's voice suddenly rose a lot:
"then!"
"The center of the conflict has shifted!"
"I am no longer their common enemy. The people who are their enemies have become their fathers!"
Someone picked up the orange juice and took a sip, then leisurely wiped the corners of his mouth with a clean white napkin, exuding the majestic aura of Yuanting Yuechi.
"I call this battle..."
He dragged out his voice, and Yamauchi Sakura, who had the best tacit understanding in the world, immediately asked with curiosity:
"What is it called?"
Hojo Kyosuke stared at his father and said word by word with absolute certainty:
"Use Yue to control Yue!"
"hiss--"
A sound of people taking a deep breath was heard, but it was not from Yamauchi Sakura, but from Yukinoshita Yukino who had come over at some point in time.
The pretty face of the girl with long black hair was full of horror at the moment, and her small mouth was opened wide, which made Hojo Kyosuke want to try whether he could put his fist in it.
"Kakuichi! As expected of Kyousuke!"
Yamauchi Sakura clapped quietly, and Hojo Kyosuke responded with a reserved raise of his glass.
ping——
With the crisp sound of clinking glasses, Sakura was happy that Kyosuke could find the only way out in such a desperate situation. Kyosuke was proud that he had a good father, which was the key point.
If there was no bait like his father, and he forced all the fathers-in-law together, wouldn't it be the same as opening an octagonal cage? It was not decent at all. Miyamizu-san and Mr. Spencer were not idiots, and they would definitely see through his intentions at the first time.
So, father, thank you for your hard work!
"To control Yue with Yue... How on earth can you say such a thing?"
A voice full of horror sounded, it was from Yukinoshita Yukino who was looking at Hojo Kyosuke as if he were garbage.
"Such shameless words, are you still a human being?"
Yukinoshita Yukino was really shocked. Her beautiful light blue eyes glanced back and forth between Hojo Kyosuke and Yamauchi Sakura. She just felt that these two people were a perfect match. It would be a loss for the world if they were not together. No, it should not be said to be a loss. It should be said that the world would tremble. Everyone was outrageous and not like a normal person. Maybe it would be a little safer if the two of them were together.
"Use Yue to control Yue..."
The girl repeated it again. To be honest, every time she said it, she felt dirty. This sentence was so evil that it should not exist in the world.
Is this really something a carbon-based creature could come up with? Even if it did, how shameless would one have to be to say it?
Even someone as smart as Yukino Yukinoshita couldn't figure this out. She even suspected that she was hallucinating, and that this sentence had never appeared. But this was completely illogical, because even if she was hallucinating, she couldn't think of such a sentence based on her moral values.
Use Yue to control Yue...
The girl turned her head woodenly and glanced at her stupid father who was sitting between Mr. Spencer and Mr. Yamauchi.
Although the distance was a bit far, Yukinoshita still heard some of the words. Her father was arguing with Mr. Spencer, arguing whether Hojo Kyosuke was born evil or was led astray by others.
Is there any need to argue about this? Of course, he is born evil.
Yukinoshita thought subconsciously, but then her eyes widened in horror.
Isn't the scene I'm seeing happening exactly as Hojo Kyousuke had envisioned? !
"Use a mountain to control a mountain"
What an evil plan!
"Hehe~~Xue-no, you escaped."
Yamauchi Sakura seemed not to see Yukinoshita's expression which was a combination of shock, disgust and fear. She greeted her with a smile and asked if Haruno had bullied Yukinoshita. She patted her chest and said that if she had, she would go and help to get revenge right away, as a thank you for Yukino's support today.
After saying that, the guy made a face at Hojo Kyosuke and ran away, leaving Yukinoshita Yukino alone with the garbage. Uh... No, it was only Yukinoshita Yukino and the ultimate evil of the world, the born evil Hojo Kyosuke, who were left alone.
Yukinoshita pulled out the chair opposite Hojo Kyosuke and stepped back a few steps before sitting down.
When someone looked up, he saw Yukinoshita's look of disgust and shock.
He shrugged, not caring at all.
Hey, boy, you won't find a harem builder as good as me in the entire multiverse!
Just learn it!
He lowered his head, picked up his knife and fork again and started eating.
When Hojo Kyosuke's binge eating finally came to an end, he leaned back in his chair and drank the orange juice in his glass in one breath, then let out a long breath. As soon as he relaxed, his attention was drawn to the long table.
At this time, Yukino had finished speaking, or rather, his microphone was snatched away. The ones who were speaking were Yotsuba's two followers, Sachiko and Kaori, who were talking about the bond between their reserve god and the boss.
"The boss personally built an invincible chariot for the Four-Leaf Lord (a bicycle remade from waste), the boss found the Four-Leaf Lord's long-lost ancestor (the runaway Miyamizu Toshiki), the boss helped the Four-Leaf Lord..."
In the mouths of the two radio girls, the whole story seems to have become that the ultimate boss Hojo Kyosuke, who is about to conquer the earth, created the traitor Miyamizu Yotsuba God Lord, and the bond between the two is unmatched by anyone. After the boss conquers the world, Miyamizu Yotsuba will officially become the God Lord and brainwash the whole world for him.
It’s a good thing that these two little girls talk crazy, otherwise everyone at the table would have sent the perverted Hojo Kyosuke to the police station.
Yuzuru also stood up to cheer for his sister and help poor Naoka. Okudera Miki, who seemed to be helpless, was supported by Kato Megumi's friend Ohashi Junko, who praised Okudera Miki's status among Hojo Kyosuke's literary friends.
However, the little girls were still inexperienced and the mothers soon took over the topic, starting a new round of competition.
As for XXX, in a corner where no one noticed, he silently memorized all the useful information in his head. I don't know whether he was preparing to surprise everyone or kill everyone in the future.
Hojo Kyosuke listened while wiping his mouth. At this time, Yukinoshita on the opposite side seemed to have finally prepared herself mentally, or learned at the speed of light how to deal with the evil in this world.
After all, isn't that how it works in cartoons? In every episode, new monsters appear, and the superheroes quickly evolve to have corresponding abilities. Yukinoshita Yukino is the righteous superhero, so it's only natural that she has this ability.
"Now I finally realize that it was a wrong decision to study the "mind control technique" on you."
Yukinoshita's tone was complicated.
In disciplines such as biology and medicine, every special case has the potential to promote the progress of the entire discipline, and the value of such an individual is immeasurable. But if this individual is too special, so special that there is only one in the world, then it will become worthless to study.
Hojo Kyosuke is obviously such a person, and his thoughts are undoubtedly complex, just like Yamauchi Sakura.
The reason why Yukinoshita initially accepted Sakura's commission was because she wanted to get a glimpse into the complex human nature from these two people.
But now it seems that this guy Hojo Kyosuke...
Not a human at all!
Sorry, sorry, I haven't finished writing it. I will change it immediately.
(End of this chapter)