bookbashuk Chapter 581 Who can resist the joy of bullying Eriri?
Chapter 581 Who can resist the joy of bullying Eriri?
Chapter 581 Who can resist the joy of bullying Eriri?
Miss Sawamura was like an angry little lion. Because someone was reluctant to let her go, the smart girl struggled for a while, and then she realized that in the current situation, even if she could free her ankle by her own efforts, she would only end up with a bump on her head.
The most important thing is that such an ugly posture will definitely be laughed at by the woman in Kasumigaoka. It doesn't matter if she is laughed at, since he has her embarrassing things to himself, so the worst that can happen is that they will hurt each other. But there are two heavyweight audiences at the scene - his sister Kashiko who worships him and his loyal hellhound Momo Taro.
Absolutely! I want to show them, let Aunt Mikiko see that I, Eriri, am a strong, brave, resourceful girl who dares to resist evil forces and knows how to eat brains... Anyway, I am a smart and brave girl!
So, Eriri, who had been twisting her body like Jerry the mouse being used as bait by Tom the cat, stopped, grabbed Hojo Kyosuke's trouser legs with her two little hands, gritted her teeth, and continued to climb up, one by one.
Someone who was already feeling guilty didn't move at all. He just gently advised Ying Lili to be careful. At the same time, with his other hand, he kindly pulled back Ying Lili's skirt, which had flipped upside down, to avoid making a fool of herself.
"Wow! Eriri, where's Siguoyi——"
Looking at the blonde girl climbing on his onii-chan like an alien, Kashiko clapped his hands and cheered, even walking forward and grabbing onii-chan's trouser leg with his little paws eagerly, wanting to climb up as well.
With the support, Eriri suddenly became stronger. She grabbed Hojo Kyosuke's belt, turned around and gave Kashiko a confident smile and a thumbs up.
Don't worry! I will definitely help you, Kashiko, to drain all of Onii-chan's bad habits!
"嘤嘤嘤——"
"(Baga Eriri! How dare you! What are you trying to do to Aniki! Get down here now!)"
Seeing Eriri's behavior that looked abnormal in every way, the furry puppy was so anxious that he jumped up and down. If it weren't for the long-standing brotherhood between him and Eriri, he would have rushed forward and bit Eriri's hair and dragged her away!
but!
“嘤嘤嘤——(Even a puppy’s patience has its limits, stop it, Eriri, and don’t take Anik’s tolerance as a license for your insolence!)”
Momotaro was so anxious. He had watched Hong Kong movies with Aniki and Big Sister before. He sneered at those people in the movies who said that loyalty and righteousness could not be achieved at the same time. He didn't expect that he, Momotaro, would fall into such a situation today.
“嘤嘤嘤——(Why~~ am I so sad~~! Ah!!)”
"Okay, okay, Momotaro, you are such a good dog. Don't worry, I will kill this bastard who left us to have fun alone right away!"
Seeing her loyal hellhound eager to help, Eriri felt extremely relieved and full of strength.
The girl gritted her teeth, grabbed the waistband of Hojo Kyosuke's pants and jumped up suddenly. With her other hand, she put her arm around the bastard's neck, freed her ankles from the restraints, stepped on his hard abdominal muscles, and continued to climb up.
Soon, Eriri, using her hands and feet, rode on Hojo Kyosuke's shoulders. Her two white and smooth thighs under her white skirt were wrapped around Hojo Kyosuke's neck. She lowered her head slightly, looking down at this unjust man from above.
The light from the living room shone from behind, and the petite figure of the blonde princess created a huge shadow, covering Hojo Kyosuke.
So, why are pigeons so big?
Hojo Kyosuke laughed dryly and looked up at Eriri for the first time in a long time.
"Are you ready to die?"
Ying Lili sneered and bared her pointy little fangs.
"Actually, I can explain." Hojo Kyosuke swallowed.
"Tell God about it!"
The proud and merciful Emperor Eriri made the final judgment, then opened her mouth wide and bit down on Hojo Kyosuke's head.
This ungrateful guy just almost smashed her head off, and now she wants to suck his brains!
"what--"
Hojo Kyosuke screamed. Even though his body was tough as a brick, he still had to wear a helmet when riding on a boat.
"Wow-oh--" Jia Shizi didn't know what was going on, but that didn't stop her from exclaiming and being eager to try.
Seeing that Eriri actually dared to say something to Aniki, Momotaro's eyes almost popped out, and turned from small black beans into grapes.
Damn it, I shouldn't have hesitated. I should have killed Eriri before she hurt Aniki. I was a disloyal subordinate. Now I will never have a chance to compete with Kisaki for the position of number one subordinate.
The furry puppy was so anxious that its limbs bounced off and jumped up on the spot, and even its whimpering almost evolved into barking.
Eriri, who was holding Hojo Kyosuke's head with both hands and eating heartily, heard the barking of the hellhound. She raised her right hand and gave a thumbs up without looking back, indicating that she did not disappoint her fellow villagers.
On the other side, Kasumigaoka Utaha, who was lying on the sofa watching the show, was watching a farce, watching the interaction between Eriri and Momotaro, the real dog owner really thought Momotaro wanted to help Eriri. The genius beautiful girl writer suddenly felt absurd, the dog I bought turned out to be Eriri's follower?
No, it's not like that...
Kasumigaoka frowned slightly, looked at Momotaro who was grinning, and looked at Eriri whose saliva was all over Kyosuke's head, and a flash of lightning flashed through her mind.
"Eri, you and Momotaro should become sworn brothers. I think you two are very suitable to be five-point brothers." She shouted.
Before Eriri, who was concentrating on chewing her head, could react, Sakura's unbridled laughter could be heard from the courtyard.
Eriri and Momotaro become sworn brothers?
Yingliang laughed with great joy. Although Shiyu was always sharp-tongued, she didn't expect that she could be so mean.
In her mind, she could already see Eriri and Momotaro kneeling in front of the many shrines in the alcove, performing the Brotherhood Ceremony (a gang sworn brotherhood ceremony). Because she was worried that her own Kyousuke might really become a gangster, Sakura studied the relevant knowledge very carefully, especially the small details such as how to hide the swordsman in the ceremony.
The words "sworn brotherhood" and "five points brothers" were a little difficult for Eriri to understand. Finally, she understood after Hojo Kyosuke explained it in a low voice. Then, having barely released her anger towards someone, she immediately raised her head, wiped her saliva and glared at Kasumigaoka.
"Put me down!"
Feeling that she had conquered the chores with her eloquence, Eriri ordered Hojo Kyosuke around without any courtesy and in a high-handed manner.
Someone didn't have time to wipe the saliva that was about to flow into his mouth, and quickly raised his hand to pinch Eriri's waist and slowly put her down. The latter flew towards Kasumigaoka Utaha who was lying on the sofa with a whoosh.
The atmosphere in the living room became more cheerful. Naoko and Yukino were trying to stop the fight and laughing. In the courtyard, Sakura and Hojo Mikiko were clapping their hands on the table and laughing.
Only Kashiko didn't pay attention to that, but grabbed his brother's trouser legs and tried to climb onto his brother's shoulders like Eriri did and sit down to chew his head. But unfortunately, Kashiko was only two years old and didn't do much farm work, so his short hands didn't have much strength.
Alas, after returning home, Prince Jia will also go to shovel cow dung with his father!
The little person raised his head and blinked his big watery eyes at his brother.
Hojo Kyosuke smiled as if his facial features melted, and he bent down to pick up his sister and put her on his shoulders. His figure was the kind that girls would drool at, with broad shoulders and narrow waist. He looked very well in a suit, not to mention a two-year-old girl, even the round and beautiful buttocks of Senior Shiyu could hold him up.
Jia Shizi smiled happily, hugged her brother's head and was about to bite it, but the saliva on it made her stop in disgust.
"Ah...dirty!"
The little girl pursed her lips in disgust, then pulled up her sleeves and started rubbing her brother's head roughly.
Yinglili did the oiling, now you're here to wax, right?
Hojo Kyosuke was thinking randomly in his mind, trying hard to keep his head still so that his sister could wipe it more happily.
In the joyful atmosphere, only a puppy seemed out of place.
Hojo Kyosuke lowered his head and saw Momotaro looking at the floor motionlessly. Even though he couldn't see his face, he could feel the lost emotion in his expression.
Alas...even that stupid woman, Kasumigaoka Utaha, could see through my infidelity.
Am I still qualified to stay with Aniki?
If a dog loses its loyalty to its owner, is it still a dog?
The young Momotaro was full of confusion. He was just a four-month-old puppy and couldn't understand such complicated things.
Now, it proved its friendship with Eriri, which was absolute, and even that stupid woman Kasumigaoka Utaha could see it. But what it paid was its loyalty to Aniki, and its future in which it could no longer compete for Aniki's number one younger brother.
pain! It hurts so much! !
I am worthy of Eriri, but I am not worthy of Aniki!!
"Oh, oh, oh... (I am a bad dog...)" An inaudible sound came out from the puppy's nose, sounding sad and miserable.
Hojo Kyosuke was surprised by Momotaro's strange look, and even Kashiko, who was holding her brother's head and looking down, widened her eyes.
"Momotaro?" Hojo Kyosuke called.
"Hey!"
The puppy's furry triangular ears stood up straight, and it raised its head like a well-trained hunting dog, looking at its own Aniki with bright eyes.
"What's wrong, Aniki? Is there anything I can do for you!?"
Momotaro's heart was about to fall into the abyss, but was pulled back to the world by Aniki's warm voice.
No one is perfect, let alone a dog.
Now it realizes its mistake. It will use this painful experience as food to become stronger and more loyal! Didn't Tetsuta Kisaki want to do bad things at the beginning and even dream of picking up girls? But now he has become so smart.
From this we can see that the most loyal younger brother must have betrayed his older brother!
Only a dog who has experienced betrayal will understand how precious loyalty is!
The Momotaro of today is no longer the same dog as the Momotaro of a second ago!
"Tearing the betrayal dog, Devil's Momotaro" is it!
"You..." Hojo Kyosuke wanted to say a few words of concern to the puppy. If there was any need, he would call his cousin Keiichi who was studying at medical university to come for consultation.
"Momotaro, come and help me. I'll buy you new beef bones tomorrow!"
Eriri, who was struggling with Kasumigaoka on the sofa, called out. No, that's not right, it was not a struggle. The blonde princess had been pinned down and raped by the red-eyed witch. She had just shouted for help, but even her mouth was filled with the vicious witch's blonde hair.
Humiliation! When have the proud nobles of the Great Ying Empire ever suffered such humiliation!
When Momotaro heard about the beef bones, his black eyes immediately glowed green, but this time he just pricked up his ears, grasped the ground with all four legs, and prepared to take off, but his eyes were fixed on his aniki without blinking.
Momotaro has been transformed and is now a loyal and good dog!
"Go if you want to." Hojo Kyosuke smiled.
call out--
Just like Eriri before him, Momotaro turned into a bolt of lightning and pounced on the sofa.
Hojo Kyosuke exhaled and took the towel from Yukino. They were trying to stop the fight more like completing a set procedure. They didn't really expect to stop it, but just wanted to make peace with their conscience. After a while of perfunctory talk, they would sit next to Sakura and "forced" to laugh along.
Who could resist the joy of bullying Eriri?
Carrying his sister on his shoulders, Hojo Kyosuke walked through the Japanese-style room into the courtyard and put Kashiko in her mother's arms. Then he sat down and began to wipe his hair.
There is also a tablet on the table in the courtyard with a drawing interface on it.
"Eri was still drawing before you opened the door."
Sakura pushed the tablet in front of Kyousuke and whispered something, then she put her hands in front of her mouth to make a trumpet shape and shouted loudly
"Come on Eriri, come on Momotaro, Shiha, be careful not to suffocate Eriri!"
Eh……
Hojo Kyosuke knew what was on the tablet without even looking. It was the poster of his new book.
Although he was busy with other things all day, information about the new book release was constantly reported to him through the work group.
In just one day, Eriri completed the production of two posters.
A new book needs a lot of posters. In addition to the promotional posters used to post in bookstores as advertisements, there are also posters that are given with the book to boost sales and give back to fans. Of course, there are also randomly given collector's edition autographed posters. If you want one, you have to buy more. If you don't have one, you can draw more. If you draw a collector's edition, you can continue to draw. After the posters are drawn, there are also sketches, drafts when writing, and abandoned plans...
Such a huge workload is impossible for Eriri to complete alone. There are dozens of people working on the cover alone. The publisher has also contacted many painters to serve Hojo Kyosuke. In addition, Hojo Kyosuke also recruited a bunch of painters from Carbonate.
However, he is absolutely the best, and there is only one best painter.
Not only the main body of the poster, but also the details such as the background and costumes, Eriri stubbornly completed them all by herself.
He even threatened that if the work progress was delayed, he would buy all the new books with his own money and give them away for free.
The huge team of painters could only follow behind and provide assistance to Eriri.
Hojo Kyosuke was originally planning to help Eriri, but he would probably be ordered to serve tea and water and order takeout, because that guy was so stubborn. But later, Mitsuha came and told him that it was Eriri who drove her out of Ruyi Liao to find Hojo Kyosuke.
It's easy to guess that the stubborn idiot probably felt that it was unfair to Mitsuha to monopolize Hojo Kyousuke all day. After all, Eriri and Mitsuha Miyamizu had always had a good relationship, or a very good one.
As for the anger after returning...
What's the matter! Even if I asked Sanye to go play with you, can't I be angry? Humph!
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(End of this chapter)