Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

Chapter 409: Let’s decide the winner, the loser keeps the tire!

Hojo Kyosuke is a pure person who is free from vulgar taste.While he loyally loves beautiful girls, he also equally hates people who disturb his relationship with beautiful girls. It can be said that he is an absolute feminist.

This is not only his nature, but also stems from the education of his mother, Mikiko Hojo. That wife also hates ugly people from the bottom of her heart and likes sweet-smelling and soft girls.

Who knows this most well is the children of the same age who live with the Hojo and Yamauchi families in Minato City.After Little Sakura went to play in the small square of the community for the first time and was squeezed out, Kyosuke Hojo, who noticed that the little girl was in a bad mood and asked the reason for the incident, took her back to the small square without saying a word.

Taking a wooden stick picked up from the road and tested with the neighbor's dog next door, he beat the boys until they cried for their fathers and mothers.Then they were given a time and range within which they were allowed to play in the small square.

As for the little girls among them, Nian thought that because they were still young and had an imperfect sense of right and wrong, they did not receive physical education. Instead, they were incorporated into Sakura's follower team and asked them to play house games with Sakura on his behalf. .

It's not Hojo Kyosuke's boast. With his adult IQ, dealing with a group of children is a piece of cake.Although it is embarrassing to compare IQ with a group of brats who can also pull strings with their noses, the core of the matter will not change.

His patience will quickly drop to zero in the face of uninterested men.

So, have you ever seen the sun at midnight?

He looked at the man opposite whose arms were as thick as his thighs. Could this man be a truck driver?Aren’t you tired from driving every day?Take this rare break to go home and spend time with your wife. Could it be that you didn’t find her at home?But you shouldn’t come looking for it in the mountains. Such a cold place is not suitable for camping.

"That's right. I don't intend to bully you. You and your children can come together." Shintaro showed a sinister smile and twisted his neck left and right to make a rusty clicking sound, so he was indeed a truck driver.

"Ah? Why did things become like this?"

Celty seemed to realize that something was wrong with the atmosphere just now, and quickly stepped forward to block Hojo Kyousuke.

"Well, that uncle over there who doesn't know his name, you misunderstood. Kyousuke and I are good friends who have known each other for a long time. And I don't know you at all. It can't be said that Kyousuke snatched me away from you .”

She explained sincerely.

Nonsense, I'm not deaf. I don't know how many times you two have had this conversation. How could I not know that you two are "good friends"!And my name is Shintaro, Shintaro, haven't I told you many times from the beginning!So you must not have remembered my phone number either!

When Shintaro heard this, jealousy rushed to his forehead, and it had burned away what was left of his IQ.

"Stop talking nonsense, although you don't look like you are good at fighting, but you should show your masculinity at this time!"

Shintaro looked at the high school student whose name he didn't know opposite him. He didn't want to beat up a high school student if he could. It would be too embarrassing to spread the word, but today was a special situation.Facing such a beautiful and hot beauty, even the Buddha would step down from the lotus altar.

"Don't fight, violence is bad!"

Celty said in a panic. Although this woman has the power to chop off everyone's heads in an instant, she gave up her high-paying job of robbing banks and worked hard as a courier in Ikebukuro every day. The word gentle is like It was made for her.In the chaotic and disorderly Ikebukuro, this non-human being is the most human-like.

If Yukinoshita is the goddess of justice, Selti is the goddess of peace.

Huh?Why do you seem to have become a collector of goddesses?Just because I am the sun?

"Serti, you know me. I have always hated violence." Hojo Kyosuke stretched out his hand to hold Serti, and said sincerely with a gentle smile.

Tetsuta Kisaki and Goro Hata opened their eyes wide when they heard this. What did they hear?Dominate the 23 wards of Tokyo, and single-handedly take down the most ferocious and evil thugs who are like breathing. The "handless demon" who makes delinquents' legs tremble when they hear it, actually said that he doesn't like violence? !

Who believes this?Those who have been beaten for three days and cannot hold their chopsticks, and those who have been piled up into mountains will be the first to cry!

"Yeah! I know! Kyosuke, you don't like violence as much as I do."

Celty turned her head and said seriously. She knew this from the beginning.Although Kyousuke had a katana in his hand when he came to his home, he had no intention of using violence when faced with his inhuman existence. Instead, he listened to himself gently with that magical smile.

"Can you stop showing me that kind of smile when there are so many people like this? I will become a fool!" She said coquettishly with some dissatisfaction. Really, as soon as we met, I showed myself that kind of fullness that seemed to be able to control people's hearts. The magic smile, too much!

"Hahahaha, it seems that after all this time, my magic is still working." Hojo Kyosuke was stunned for a moment and then laughed heartily.

He still remembered that when he first met, as long as he smiled, Celti would show a bewildered expression, as if he had become a fool.Although it was enough that she had no brain at all, she couldn't hide her stupidity at all.

"Of course! Otherwise, how could it be called magic! You are still laughing, hurry up and be serious, this is not an occasion for joking!" Selti turned her head and said in embarrassment.

You also know that now is not the time for flirting, right? !

Shintaro and his companions gritted their teeth. Don't get me wrong. Although the four of them also gritted their teeth, they didn't plan to rebel. They just planned to vent their anger as a single dog on the people who caused the tragedy on the opposite side. .

They also agreed with Celty's words. I'm afraid the elder brother's smile really has magic power. If the effect is hypnotic, why would anyone believe such nonsense?

"I know, it's fight time."

Hojo Kyosuke talked and laughed, took off his coat and threw it to Tetsuta Sakisaki behind, who quickly held it with both hands and hung it on his arms.It's a pity that the gold-rimmed glasses are not one-sided, otherwise it would be a Victorian housekeeper.

"Yes, he still looks a bit manly now." Shintaro gritted his teeth.

"No! You can't fight! Breaking them will cause trouble for you, Kyosuke!" Celty turned around, took Hojo Kyosuke's hands, and said seriously.

"Hey, are you kidding me? That's the opposite, right?" Shintaro said in disbelief as he plucked his ears with his little finger.

Celty didn't look behind her at all, still raising her head and earnestly persuading Hojo Kyousuke to put on clothes.Although she drives without a license and can fly on a motorcycle and climb walls, she is still a good non-human who abides by the law and is afraid of the traffic police.

"Haha, don't worry. I will control it." Hojo Kyosuke comforted the uneasy girl in front of him. It was really a girl. This worried little girl's posture was really cute.

"You have to hold it back, Kyosuke, if you really can't..." Celty lowered his head in embarrassment and his voice became much lower:

"Find a place where no one is around later and I will fight with you!"

"Selty..."

Hojo Kyosuke was funny and helpless. He knew that although he was the God of Death, Celty was most afraid of violence and death.Otherwise, I wouldn’t have come to Tokyo and been only praised as the Headless Horseman for so many years.

If it were him, with such great power, how could he endure having his head stolen?He directly made trouble in Tokyo, rushed into the Prime Minister's official residence, put the ten-meter-long sickle on the Prime Minister's neck, and let Neon mobilize the power of the entire country to help him find his head.As long as one's head does not return to one's neck for a day, Neon's head will fall off one's neck every day.

With Celti's ability, it may not be enough to confront the national power head-on, but as an assassin, it is an incomprehensible existence.

But it is such a god of death from Ireland who has become a righteous and lawful existence in the neon that is everywhere in the bastard.

To be able to let Celty say that she would fight with her, she really made a big sacrifice.

Hojo Kyosuke could understand Celty's words, but others couldn't understand them in Shintaro's ears across from him.

The couple opposite, well, although they are super beauties, but now there is no hope of catching them, they have naturally become a couple. He is not an idiot.

All in all, they were just a couple. They actually discussed in front of me how to find a place where no one was around to play riding. They grabbed their waists and trapped the two of them together with a rope. It was too much.It is unbearable. When Buddha comes, he has to pick up the pan, let alone him.

He felt that even if his fist hit the pretty boy's face, they still wouldn't look at him, but would start playing another game.The woman caressed the little boy's face with a distressed look, and carefully cleaned his wounds with a white handkerchief. The man said some handsome words, and then the two of them returned home and began to heal.But I, as the winner, turned into a clown.

"Asshole, are you using me as a prop to increase your interest?"

Shintaro's face turned red and he was furious.These two people didn't take themselves seriously at all.

"Forehead……"

Hojo Kyosuke was stunned when he heard this, and his eyes slowly widened.

This, this is really a road I never imagined.Should I say it or not? Why did I really get excited when this big guy said this?

Am I really a pervert?

No, I'm definitely not!

"It's not good to fight. Since this is Mount Haruna, let's use racing cars to decide the outcome."

He decided to take care of the law-abiding Celty, after all, Celty had made so many sacrifices.

"Racing!?" Xn

A huge exclamation exploded on the quiet mountain road, causing the birds nearby that had been awakened to fly together.

No, brother, otherwise we should just take action, right?Kisaki was stunned, still vaguely remembering the first time his eldest brother rode Rocket 33 on the road and directly blocked the traffic.Even though three years have passed, my eldest brother's technology has improved a lot, but he is even more afraid of death.

"Hey, strategist, does the racing car that the elder brother said mean lifting the motorcycle and smashing the opponent to death?" Goro Hata asked in a low voice.

"...This is the only possibility." Xisaki frowned and his expression became serious.If this is the case, everyone here can't leave tonight, and they have to prepare someone who will help the elder brother take the blame.

"Kyosuke, you..." Celty felt that her head was full of questions, but because she had no brain, there were even more questions.

"Yes, weren't you just laughing at my driving skills at the beginning? If my skills surpassed yours, there would be nothing to say, right? Or are you just defending the honor of Mount Haruna with your fists?"

Hojo Kyosuke gave Celty a reassuring look and a magical smile. The latter's body immediately softened, and the black mist began to fly around as if he was drunk.

"Racing? It's a shame you dare to say that. Although I know you are afraid of being beaten, but it's just right, let your woman see what an incompetent man you are!"

Shintaro immediately agreed. Since the super beauty doesn't like violence, he will use his absolute skills to overwhelm the pretty boy.

Damn it, what a beautiful woman, she must be a bitch!Why can't I involuntarily look like this when I look at that hot body wrapped in black leather?

Shintaro was filled with grief and anger, and was determined to show his 120 million points of strength.

"More than a motorcycle or a car?" He looked at the high school student opposite him contemptuously.

"Oh, I don't have a driver's license, so I just ride a motorcycle, but you can drive a car, I don't care." Hojo Kyosuke turned around and walked towards his motorcycle.

"asshole!"

Shintaro almost burst out with anger. How arrogant is this? Just because he can go up the mountain as fast as a bicycle?But he didn't say any more, got into his car directly, and slammed the door hard.

His car is a blue Toyota, and the size of the rear wing does not meet the regulations. He probably only drives it out of the garage at night.There is also a string of English letters of unknown meaning stuck on the car door, which is probably the name of their team.

At the beginning, the woman wearing a red jacket who was trying to break up the fight stood in the middle of the road, raising one hand and holding a pale pink silk scarf.

Hojo Kyosuke also pumped the accelerator a few times symbolically, telling them that his car also had a large displacement, although it only had two wheels.

The two came to the starting point side by side, and they were competing to go down the mountain.

"Boy, don't think about walking away after getting down the mountain. The loser will take off the wheel and kneel down to apologize!" Shintaro rolled down the car window and said harshly.

Hojo Kyosuke said nothing and just rolled down the windshield.

"What should I do, military advisor? It seems that the elder brother has no intention of hitting people with his motorcycle?" Hata Goro said worriedly.

"That's right, with the weight of Rocket 33, I can smash that idiot with his car and people without any problem!" Kuroda Kairen said excitedly.

Kisaki frowned, he didn't know what his elder brother was planning.

"Kisaki, has Kyosuke overcome his fear of death in the past few years?" Celty came over and asked.

Fear of death can be said to be a problem!What a quality this is!

Misaki immediately retorted in her heart, but she said:

"No, after my eldest brother entered high school, he rode less often."

Well, because the motorcycle can only carry one person, it really can't carry my eldest brother on his way to school.

"Then what does Kyousuke want to do? How about I destroy the engine of the blue Toyota?" Celty said hesitantly.

"That's right, just knock them all down." Hata Goro was the first to respond.

Xisaki did not speak, staring at the black motorcycle and blue car side by side on the blue-black road.

"I think I probably know what big brother wants to do." He said hesitantly.

"Come on, Shintaro, if you lose, stop racing in Gunma!"

"Don't embarrass our Seventeen Keqi!"

Shintaro's companions howled loudly, which was in sharp contrast to Hojo Kyosuke's companions.

It wasn't that Kisaki and the others rebelled temporarily, but that they had already thought of what they would do with their eldest brother's bad taste.

How could BOSS, who was a master tactician in both swordsmanship and business, bet on something that had absolutely no chance of winning?

If such a situation occurs, it means that he has no good intentions at all. (End of chapter)