bookbashuk #277 - She is really good at it.
#277 - She is really good at it.
The next morning.
Zun Zun and the others were having breakfast at Hui Hui's house, which had become their meeting place.
After breakfast, Aqua latched onto Hui Hui.
"Hey Hui Hui, now that we've come all this way, why don't you take us on a tour of the village?"
"What's there to tour!
This village is at war with the Demon King's army, don't you understand?"
Sato Kazuma rolled his eyes.
He probably thought it wasn't right for them to be sightseeing leisurely while the village was at war with the Demon King's army, so he said that.
But Zun Zun felt that they didn't need to be so uptight.
The scene of the Crimson Demons ravaging the Demon King's army yesterday was still vivid in his mind.
It wouldn't hurt to relax a little.
"Speaking of which, since there's nothing going on in the village anyway, can we go back to Axel now?
Great, someone in the party knows teleportation magic, so we don't have to be chased by beastmen on the way back."
"Eh, Kazuma, you want to leave already after just arriving?"
"Because this village doesn't need saving."
Sato Kazuma thought he could gain favor by coming here, playing both the Demon King's army executives and the Crimson Demons.
Now it seems… Demon King's army executives?
Hmph, he'll make sure they never return!
"That's what you say, but the Crimson Demons believe in striking first."
"Which means?"
"As long as we find the Demon King's army executive first and defeat him, we can get a huge reward."
"I see."
Hearing Zun Zun's explanation, he nodded knowingly.
And so, they were no longer in a hurry and made defeating the Demon King's army executive their top priority.
However, they still wanted to go sightseeing today.
Darkness wanted to go to the blacksmith to take a look, so she acted alone, while Zun Zun and the other three acted as guides, leading the remaining two companions of the party on a tour of the Crimson Demon Village.
Despite the small population of this village, it occupied a large area, and with the unusually large number of forbidden areas, and after being transformed into a tourist attraction, it was quite popular.
"Alright! First stop, the mixed-gender hot spring!"
"Seriously, Kazuma…"
Sato Kazuma aimed for the mixed-gender hot spring as soon as he got the map, and he didn't have any intention of hiding or restraining himself, which made Aqua and the other girls glare at him in disgust.
Of course, they weren't going to go there.
The first stop for the group was the Cat Shrine.
This place was almost no different from the shrines in Japan, except that the enshrined deity was a cat-eared girl wearing a school swimsuit, which made Sato Kazuma, a modern person, unable to complain.
They arrived at the Wishing Spring.
Zun Zun pointed to the calm lake water and said, "This is where I used to train.
I suffered a lot here."
"Train?"
"Like this."
Then Sato Kazuma saw him walking on the water surface, as if walking on flat ground without sinking at all.
"Oh oh oh!!!"
Sato Kazuma clapped his hands.
He had seen this move during the Hot Spring Purification mission with Zun Zun and the others, and thought it was cool, so he wanted to ask Zun Zun to teach it to him, but later Aqua freaked out and he forgot about it.
"Huh, where did Aqua go?"
As the group was about to leave, they realized that the idiot goddess was gone.
At this moment, ripples appeared on the surface of the spring, and then that idiot who called herself the Water Goddess poked her head out from the center of the spring, and then slowly rose.
Without saying a word, Zun Zun threw a coin into the lake.
Aqua first gave him an approving look, then pretended to take out gold and silver coins from the lake, asking which one was Zun Zun's.
Zun Zun naturally replied that neither of them was his.
Aqua said that his honesty had been recognized, and gave all three coins to Zun Zun.
"-- You two stop playing around."
Sato Kazuma couldn't stand it.
Performing the story of "Three Axes" in front of a modern person made him feel speechless.
Hui Hui didn't know this story, but after Aqua told her the story of the woodcutter and the river god, this excellent Crimson Demon said that she would definitely turn this story into a tourist attraction anecdote to increase the attractiveness of the Crimson Demon Village.
Next, they came to a mysterious giant facility.
"This is an underground facility that seals weapons capable of destroying the world."
"Really?!"
Sato Kazuma stared blankly at the giant facility made of reinforced concrete.
"Fake, fake."
Zun Zun patted him on the shoulder and said, "Although the Crimson Demons do seal weapons capable of destroying the world, I can guarantee it's not this one, so don't worry."
"Is that so, then I'm relieved… wait, what did you just say?"
Sato Kazuma was even more dumbfounded.
When he learned that the Crimson Demon Village had once sealed evil gods and nameless goddesses, and that there were still many unknown evil gods existing, Sato Kazuma cursed that the seals here were useless, and at the same time already wanted to run away.
But the purpose of bringing them here was not to see the mysterious facility, but something else.
"Wow---"
"It's farmland."
Aqua and Sato Kazuma exclaimed.
That's right, this was the farmland that Zun Zun had originally reclaimed himself, and it was this vast land that supported him, Yoyo, and Hui Hui's family… wait, it seemed like only Hui Hui's family relied on this land for food, right?
Although Zun Zun reprimanded Piasaburo for not taking good care of the land and letting Xiaomi go hungry, it now seemed that it was because the crops had not yet been harvested.
"What's wrong, Kazuma, your expression doesn't look good."
"…It's nothing, it's just that seeing saury planted in the soil, I still can't accept it."
He painfully covered his face.
Zun Zun sympathized.
"Kazuma, you really don't understand anything.
Saury only becomes fertile when planted in the field."
"Aqua, shut up, you should know why I can't accept it, right?"
He vented his anger on the idiot goddess who sent him here.
Speaking of which, why did this guy accept it so quickly?
… Could it be that she was the reason for the BUG in the planting system back then?
The more he thought about it, the more likely it seemed.
The next stop was the clothing store.
Although the Crimson Demons had problems with their brains, the things they made were quite popular—even Piasaburo's bizarre magic tools had a certain degree of audience.
Here they saw the store owner's heirloom, and although they wanted to complain, they ultimately didn't think too much about it.
The last stop was the Crimson Prison.
The place where Zun Zun and the others went to school.
Whether it was to increase the sense of immersion or to show off, Zun Zun was forced to put on the school uniform like Hui Hui and Yoyo.
"Oh, the uniform is so cute."
"Right, right."
Hui Hui, flattered by Aqua, raised her head triumphantly, while Sato Kazuma clenched his fist unwillingly.
"Why… why are they pants!"
"Mr. Kazuma, I feel like I've been offended.
What's going on?"
"It's nothing!"
Sato Kazuma, stared at by Zun Zun with a kind smile, immediately shrunk his shoulders.
Just then, the door was opened.
Three people striking strange poses came into view.
"I am Yukai, the Crimson Demon's number one well-developed, and will eventually become a writer."
"I am Fuwafuwa, the Crimson Demon's number one brother-lover, known as a brother-con."
"I am Don Donko, the Crimson Demon's number one… Crimson Demon's number one… what was it again?"
The strange titles gave Zun Zun a sense of closeness, and he waved his hand in greeting.
"You three, long time no see."
"Who are they…?"
"Classmates from the magic academy days."
Zun Zun said casually.
And then—
These three people quickly came to Yoyo's side, Fuwafuwa and Don Donko stood beside Hui Hui, and they all held each other's hands at the same time.
"I will always support you!" x3
They said in unison.
What the heck are these three doing?
Feeling that something was wrong, Zun Zun pulled Yukai's arm and came to the corner of the room.
"Hey Yukai, what kind of tricks are you playing?"
"That's a harsh way to put it, Zun Zun, I'm helping you."
"Helping me?"
"That letter, you received it, right?"
Yukai crossed her arms, dragging a giant slime—this guy, who hadn't been seen for half a year, was even bigger than before, and was still developing.
How greedy were her breasts.
"That letter was deliberately written by me."
"What did you say?"
"It was deliberately written by me."
"No need to repeat it twice, I heard you very clearly.
I'm asking, why did you deliberately write that kind of letter?"
Zun Zun felt very strange.
If he hadn't given her any pointers, Yukai's stiff writing style could be understood, but after he gave her pointers and even co-created works together, her writing style was still so stiff… no, to be precise, it was like she was trying to pair him and Yoyo together.
"You wouldn't! ?"
"That's right!"
Yukai seemed a little proud.
"I knew that your progress with Yoyo and the others wasn't going smoothly, and you must be wavering, right?
So I thought I'd give you a push."
"No wonder they said they were supporting something as soon as they came in."
In modern terms, they were hyping up a CP, but Yukai was him and Yoyo, and the other two were him and Hui Hui, so they said such strange things.
"Even so, you can't…!"
"Speaking of which, you seemed to have treated me as a target at the succubus shop?… Hui Hui told me so."
"Y-You, you you… what are you talking about, I don't understand."
Zun Zun was already sweating profusely.
Just when he thought he would be嫌弃even blamed, he didn't expect Yukai to cross her arms and say:
"I don't mind."
"What?"
"I've said it before, I don't mind.
But I hope you can wait a little longer, now is not my maturity period.
I cannot give birth to the strongest child yet."
"I don't have that kind of idea!"
Although Zun Zun said that, his eyes still involuntarily glanced at the giant slime held up by Yukai.
Seriously, it was too eye-catching.
"Why not take Fuwafuwa, Don Donko, Nenenken, Umezashi… or even trap Elder Sister and the others?"
"Hey…"
"Let them all give birth to your children, and a full 108 of them!
And their duty to exist is not anything else, but to protect the goddess—only the goddess can resist the Demon King's invasion, the boys and the siblings entrusted with fate by their father, together, throw themselves into the war between the goddess and the Demon King for the hegemony of the earth, what kind of spark will erupt…!"
Saint Seiya! ?
Zun Zun looked at Yukai, who was constantly emitting inspiration, her scarlet eyes emitting a terrifying light, making people feel chills, and had to say:
—She really knows too much!