bookbashuk Chapter 753, tell a joke
Chapter 753, tell a joke
Time slips away quietly, like fine sand in the palm of your hand. No matter how tight you hold it, it will still slip away from your hand. Ye Chen has been practicing hard in the practice room all afternoon. Practicing Iron Sand Palm, one moment doing the Qing Kung Fu of flying over the wall, and the other moment practicing the hard Qigong of horizontal exercises, sweating profusely, and never letting up at all. Although he usually likes to mess around and is very crazy when playing, but when it is time to be serious, Ye Chen Never slack off.
Seeing that it was getting late, and it was almost time for dinner, Ye Chen stopped, took a cold shower in a hurry, and walked to the restaurant with brisk steps. Just in time, Stone had already brought the food. There are meat and vegetables, wine and meat, takoyaki, bacon, omelets, and vegetable salads. There is a whole grilled squid in the middle. The food is fragrant and delicious. When you lift your nose and smell it, you feel comfortable all over. Ye Chen He smiled and snapped his fingers at Stone, stretched out his hand and praised, "Well done, Stone, you are indeed a first-class chef."
Stone smiled innocently, "There are a few more dishes, and we can start dinner soon."
Ye Chen sat down next to Luo as usual. Everyone knew about his relationship with Robin. Robin changed into a long purple dress and paired it with a waistcoat that exposed her navel. Her black hair was scattered softly on her face. Behind him, he was so close that Ye Chen could clearly smell the faint fragrance of her hair. Ye Chen stretched out his hand and hugged Robin's slender waist, smiled affectionately, and sat down.
"I'm in a bad mood, captain, please tell me a joke to make me laugh." Monet glared angrily and looked at Ye Chen with flashing eyes.
At noon, Monet was so disturbed by Ye Chen that she wanted to find a crack in the ground to hide, but it was only half the time, and she seemed to be fine. Such an amazing ability to adjust herself is really impressive.
In fact, this is related to Monet's experience. Although Ye Chen made Monet very upset at noon, because things were so sudden at that time, Monet was a little at a loss. In fact, her adaptability is not simple. She followed before When Doflamingo was in charge, Monet could complete everything very well. From spying on Caesar Courant to working as an undercover agent in Dressrosa, she could handle it all with ease. No one could find any flaws. Nai is not a shy girl. Ye Chen made her suffer at noon. Not only did he not scare her, but it actually aroused Monet's interest afterwards.
Monet deliberately pretended to be unhappy, insisting on letting Ye Chen tell jokes and making Ye Chen look ugly to make him happy. Just thinking about it made Monet excited. Ye Chen scratched his head and frowned. , Monet snorted dissatisfied, "Captain, you can't be so stupid. If you really can't tell a joke, then just imitate animal barking. I think dogs are quite cute. Do you want one?"
Ye Chen glared at her, knowing in his heart that she was deliberately trying to make him unhappy. Regardless of whether he could tell or not, it would be of no benefit to Ye Chen. If he could tell, Ye Chen would tell jokes on the table stupidly, Monet must be showing off. Standing comfortably like a queen, it seems as if Ye Chen is an ugly person who specializes in making people happy;
If Marven couldn't tell jokes, Monet wouldn't let him go and let him bark like a dog. It was really unreasonable.
Beibo was simple-minded. He didn't see that Monet was deliberately posing problems for Ye Chen, so he also shouted, "Come on, whether it's telling a joke or barking like a dog, I like to hear it."
"Hahaha" Ah Jin laughed and laughed, Ye Chen sighed "I'm going to die"
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I, okay, let me tell you something. In ancient times, there was a place where there was a fortune teller. He often set up a stall on the street to tell fortunes. His skills were so-so, but he was smarter and could observe people's emotions. The business of doing facial recognition was pretty good. There was a local general who couldn't read a single word. Because he sold dog meat when he was young, everyone nicknamed him General Dog Meat."
Nami listened for a while, frowned in boredom, and muttered angrily, "It's boring, it's not interesting at all."
Ye Chen didn't argue, and continued, "One day, General Dogrou was walking on the street, and he happened to meet this fortune teller. He wanted to tell my fortune, and he pretended to tell me my fortune. If it didn't work, I would let him know. You will be punished for your sins.”
Seeing that he was well-dressed and well-dressed, he guessed that this person had a good background, so he asked him to write a word.
The dog-meat general was illiterate, and after thinking for a long time, he managed to squeeze out a word. There was obviously a special writing table, but he didn't write on it. Instead, he wrote a human character on the fortune-telling cover. There were three big characters on it. It's a big difference. It's the self-promotion advertisement that the fortune teller used to attract business. This is what makes him different. This dog meat general just happened to write the Chinese character "人" behind the big character "big difference". The fortune teller had an idea and stood up respectfully. He said respectfully, "You must be an adult. I wish you a prosperous career and a successful career."
General Dogrou was very proud and rewarded him with a lot of money for fortune-telling. Then he pointed at his personal attendant behind him and asked him to tell the fortune. The personal attendant also wrote a Chinese character, but he wrote it on his palm. .
The fortune teller rolled his eyes. He had already guessed that this follower was the follower of General Dogrou. He immediately replied, "You are a servant. You write the person on the palm of your hand, because the palm is below and there is another one." The word "人" means "subordinate"
Nami didn't care at first, but the more she listened, the more interesting she became. She couldn't help but giggle, and stretched out her hand to look at her white palm, and cheered excitedly, "Isn't it? The personal characters written on the hand are exactly those of my subordinates." Humanly speaking, that fortune teller is really clever."
Ye Chen said again, "Later, when the dog-meat general returned, he was a little unconvinced and asked someone to take a death row prisoner out of the cell, put him into his own clothes, and asked his personal followers to follow the death row prisoner to find a fortune teller. , General Dogrou wants to give it a try to see if the fortune teller is still working..."
Nami frowned, "It's hard to guess now. The prisoner put on luxurious clothes and had a follower behind him. Can the fortune teller guess it correctly?"
Ye Chen snapped his fingers and said with a smile, "Don't forget, that fortune teller can read people's emotions and has very poisonous eyes. Although this prisoner on death row is very luxurious and dressed up in style, because he has been in prison all year round, His face was very bad, and he could see it at a glance when he told fortunes. In addition, the prisoners on death row behaved in a restrained manner. Although they were accompanied by their personal entourage, they had a look of contempt and disdain in their eyes. What was fake was fake. He also wrote a word, but he stuttered out a Chinese character with his mouth, because he was too nervous and trembling all over, and couldn't write with his hands at all. The fortune teller saw all this, and then smiled: "You is a sinner"
The man was puzzled and quickly asked "Why?"
The fortune teller replied, "Isn't the mouth just the mouth? Adding a person to the mouth is the word prison."