bookbashuk Chapter 203 1 The family is neat and tidy
Chapter 203 1 The family is neat and tidy
[Young Master: I paid for it, but you got all the benefits, right? ]
【Ying: Oh my friend, how could you think of me like this! I am thinking of you all the time! 】
【Young Master: Consider for me?】
[Ying: Yes, my friend! ]
[Ying: Think about it, as an executive officer of the Fatui, you will definitely be targeted by the Liyue high-level officials - then your contact with Zhongli, especially the expenses you gave to Zhongli, the Liyue high-level officials will definitely not turn a blind eye, right? ]
[Ying: But I’m different! I don’t have this problem when I’m in contact with Zhongli! ]
[Ying: Besides, Zhongli knows that I can't afford to buy anything. Plus, the bill is signed by the Northland Bank, so Zhongli still has to accept your favor! ]
【Young Master: That seems to be true...】
[Qingque: Ying, it's a shame you don't promote your eloquence...]
[Rich man: ...So, is there a possibility that the Northland Bank signed the contract and used my money?]
[Rich man: Even if I have to accept the favor, it should be me, right?]
[Young Master: Pantalone! You are wrong to say that! We all serve Her Majesty the Queen, so what is yours and mine?]
[Young Master: For our common goal! Hurrah!]
[Rich man: Even if you say that, it doesn’t change the fact that you are spending my money...]
[Gong Zi: @Ying, my dear friend whom I have never met, now is the time to use you! Convince him quickly! Our activity funds all depend on him! ]
[Ying: Okay! Just watch out for me! ]
[Ying: Comrade, I have to tell you about the socialist collective economy...]
(Ten thousand words omitted below...)
【Ying: That’s very well said. Do you understand? 】
[Ying: We must work together to defeat the evil capitalists and capitalism! ]
【Rich man: ...Well said. Don’t say it again next time.】
[Rich man: I am the evil capitalist you mentioned! ]
【fluorescent:??!】
【Qingque: The trick failed.】
[Ying: Well, let’s watch the video first. I’ll sort out my thoughts.]
[Ying: You are a capitalist, I can’t do that to you——I will go find a street lamp first. ]
In the video, Grandpa Zhongli left the stage, and Lei Dianying and Nashida came over: "Hey~"
Wendy continued singing:
"Open your palm and put your three middle fingers together~"
"Spin it to your ear to remind you to contact me often~"
[Qingque: Open your palm and put your three middle fingers together... I know, it's 6! ]
【Wendy: ......6. 】
[Ying: It’s a hint that you want to draw six lives...]
The next person to speak was naturally the Little Auspicious Grass God:
"Tell us all your interesting stories and joys~"
"I won't think you're nagging~"
"I just want to hear your happiness~"
Wendy: Hey hey (?o?＜?)
[Ying: Ah, they are so good at it~]
【Wendy: Do you feel my thoughtfulness? 】
[Ying: Nashida! Take me away, Nashida! ]
[Wendy:......]
【Wendy: What about me? What about me? Traveler, don’t you see me? 】
[Ying: Wendy? Don’t get involved, I’m not familiar with you…]
[Wendy: Eh? How could this happen! This is too much...]
The video continued, Lei Dianying placed one hand flat on his chest and his voice was very gentle.
"Could it be~"
"I feel like I'm in a thunderstorm lately~"
As she sang, she stretched out her hand, and a dark cloud appeared above her palm, flashing purple lightning.
Then, she shook her hand and dispersed the dark clouds.
"You only need one word from me~"
[Lei Movie: I command the thunder in the ten directions of the world to subside, and I wish you a peaceful sleep tonight. ]
[Oz: Lord Thundergod means, good night.]
[Qingque: You can translate this, too? They are all lightning-related, right?]
[Oz: Please don’t doubt my professionalism as a professional translator.]
Wendy appears again with a guitar:
"I still want to listen to my latest ballad~"
"It has the effect of improving luck~"
After singing, Wendy came to the camera expectantly and asked, "Do you want to listen?"
[Ying: Really? Then make sure to do it when I draw a card! ]
【Wendy: ...I think so, right?】
[Kiana: Give up, money can't change your fate, and the gods can't save you - you can only be an African for the rest of your life! ]
【Bennett: Um, I also...】
【Wendy: Bennett, this——I really can’t save you...】
As usual, the next person to appear is naturally Nashida:
"It's not good for your health to keep your worries to yourself~"
"Let's go to the bathroom together~"
"Throw away all the bad emotions~"
[Paimon: Huh? Wait, what are the lyrics? Did I hear it wrong? ]
[Nashida: No, isn't going to the toilet a good way to relax? ]
【Qingque: That’s true, but...】
[Nashida: Hmm? People say that going to the toilet makes you feel refreshed, so I just recommend you to go there - is that weird?]
【March 7: It is indeed a bit strange...】
[Nashida: Well then... Sorry...]
[Ying: It’s okay! Let’s go to the bathroom together! ]
[Teresa: There's a pervert! I'm calling the police!]
[Ying: What's wrong! Isn't this Nashida's request? I'm sacrificing myself for others!]
[Teresa: I hope you can be so tough when you explain to the police.]
The next person to appear was Zhongli.
"I want to buy some osmanthus flowers to carry with me to the wine..."
"If you want to find someone to chat with, why not come to the old place to reminisce about the past..."
[Huang Long Yi Dou: I want to buy osmanthus flowers and wine together - Huang Long is the best in the world! ]
[Arata Ichito: Hahahahahahahaha!! ]
[Qingque: Don’t mention it, it’s quite easy to say…]
[Ying: Emperor!! Emperor, why don’t you sing, Emperor! It’s not enough to just say the lyrics! ]
[Ying: Are you also a rapper? ]
[Qingque: No, they don’t want people with a secondary school degree or above…]
Then the interlude begins again, and Wendy, who is making a scissors hand gesture, Lei Diandian, who is eating tri-color dumplings, Nashida, who is sitting on Zhongli's arm, and her seat 'Zhongli' appear together.
[Ying: This picture is indeed beautiful! ]
[Ying: It's like we're a family! ]
[Live broadcast room: A family? ]
[Live broadcast: Oh, by the way, I also have a photo of their family! ]
【Live broadcast room: picture.jpg】
【Wendy: ? ? 】
【Wendy: What do you mean? I will cry! I really will cry!】
[Wendy, why are they all so normal, but I am the only one who has turned into...a dog? ]