Honkai Impact 3rd: The audience of social death in the second creation of sand sculpture

Chapter 164 The 1st Teyvat Kart Grand Prix!

【Xiangling: Ah, Guoba, it’s really you! 】

[Zhongli: Before he became Guoba, he had another name - the Stove Demon, Mark Hughes.]

[Zhongli: Thousands of years ago, people came to the plains to build a settlement, named "Guiliji". The Stove Demon God cared for the people's livelihood and created clones to sneak into thousands of households to help light fires and cook...]

[Qingque: So, Guoba is the ancestor of all the chefs in your place? ]

[March 7: Does Xiangling count as the one that the Grandmaster chases after and feeds her...]

[Live broadcast: Xiangling, Mihuyou’s biological daughter, no kidding! ]

【Xiang Ling: ...What are you talking about! 】

【Xiangling: @Zhongli, how did Guoba become what it is now? 】

[Zhongli: This is a long story. If you are interested, I will explain it in detail during the Moon Festival.]

【Xiangling: Okay...】

[Live broadcast room: Are you done chatting? Then let’s continue! ]

[The next show to be broadcast is "The First Teyvat Kart Grand Prix!" 】

(The video is selected from 'El Sixteen'. The mysterious code has been blocked again... Just search for "Paimon: The Speed ​​is Too Fast Aa ...

[Ying: Teyvat? Kart? Grand Prize? ]

[Ying: Then I will gladly accept this grand prize. After all, I am a person who has traveled through the entire Teyvat continent! ]

[Paimon: That’s right! 】

The video begins.

The first to appear was a row of go-karts.

Tartaglia driving the Cyclops kart.

Angry Ying driving the Angry Paimon Kart.

(Ying: This is not Kamisato Aika riding me to compete. I don’t really agree with it.)

Ray Movie driving a pink fox kart.

Zhongli driving the Ryota Kart.

Wendy driving the Tewarin kart.

Aradaki Ichito driving an ugly ox cart.

Ningguang driving the Qun Yu Pavilion kart.

[Arata Ichito: Hahahahahaha! The winner will definitely be me! ]

[Kumi: All three gods are participating! ]

[Ningguang: Are we competing on the same stage with the Emperor? ]

[Ying: Okay Paimon, it's time to use that move! ]

[Paimon:? ? 】

[Paimon: Which move? ]

[Ying: That's the trick - 'Let's explore the area ahead later'! ]

[Ying: Use this move to stop them all, the championship will be ours! ]

【Paimon: ......】

[Paimon: Traveler, didn't you notice? It seems that you are the only one who will be stopped by this move...]

【fluorescent:? ? 】

[Ying: I just happen to be missing a main course for dinner today, and I think you're a good fit.]

[Paimon: ! ! ]

As a live broadcast, Barbara held the microphone and spoke first: "It's finally here! The first Teyvat Kart Grand Prix!"

"We have come to Liyue to broadcast this competition to everyone!"

Barbara then greeted the audience: "The host is me, your idol - Barbara. The commentator is this -"

Qin, who was sitting next to Barbara, stood up and greeted the audience: "Hello, everyone. I'm Qin."

【Ying: Barbara, go ahead! 】

[Wendy: Well, I don’t quite agree with the idea of ​​not having Kaia, the cavalry captain, involved.]

[Ying: Kaeya? What is he riding? Diluk?]

[Kaia:? 】

[Diluk: ......@萤火虫, just stand still and don't move. Wait for me to come over and give you a buff.]

In the screen, Barbara continued to introduce: "The race will start in Liyue and go to Xumi as the finish line - we can see that Miss Nashida, who will give the prize, is already waiting at the finish line."

[Nilu: Eh? Prize? Little Lucky Grass King? ]

[Ying: What? The prize is actually a Grass (a type of attribute) God? ]

【Nashida: ......】

[Ying: Don't stop me, I must win this game! ]

[Paimon: Take it! ]

The scene returns to the contestants. Ying, who is sitting in the Paimon kart, looks at the people around him and is a little speechless: "So, I'm going to Xumi, why are you guys making a fuss about it..."

Next to the contestants, Walnut was being interviewed: "We at Wangsheng Hall promise to have a fair competition..."

At this time, Barbara's voice came: "By the way, the prize for this competition is..."

Hu Tao paused for a moment, then threw the microphone in her hand, her eyes blazing with fire, and shouted to Zhongli: "--I will win no matter what despicable means I use. Do you hear me, Xiao Zhong Zhong!"

[Ying: "Upright" and "Despicable Means". ]

[Walnut: I'm so hot! ]

Also being interviewed was Ganyu, who came to the scene as Ningguang's cheerleader: "The No. 95 Qun Yu Pavilion where Miss Ningguang is sitting is equipped with our already realized nuclear fusion engine technology - this time, it will definitely stand out from the crowd!"

Keqing: (﹁ ﹁ )

"What are you usually researching..."

[Master Liuyunjiefeng: Liyue Technology, boy! 】

[Ying: No. 95 Qun Yu Pavilion? Doesn't that mean there are at least 94 others? ]

[Ying: Make one for me too! ]

[Paimon: Traveler, why are you like this? Is it because Paimon's car is not working well? ]

[Ying: Hey, I'm a bad girl and I'm going to show my cards! ]

On the other side of the audience, Shinobu Kuki yelled at Ichito Aratake: "Boss! Remember to look at the road signs! Don't get lost! Remember to turn on the turn signal when driving! Look at the rearview mirror!"

Arataki Yidou: (ノ｀Д′)ノ

"You are my mother, why do you care about me?"

【Kyuki Shinobu: ......】

[Ying: Aratake sent an external brain, boy! ]

[Ying: Jiuqi Shinobu is worried about this gang - especially the unreliable boss. ]

[Arata Ichito: ? ? ]

[Arata Ichito: Look into my eyes and say it again?! ]

[Ying: You send a bunch of text, where can I see your eyes? ]

[Arataki Ichito: Oh, that’s right. 】

[Kyuki Shinobu: ... (This Aratake faction cannot be disbanded without me!)]

Tartaglia, who was driving the one-eyed Treasure's go-kart, smiled confidently: "Humph! This time, we will let them know how powerful we Fatui are!"

In Tartaglia's cheering team, a group of Fatui collectively shook their heads: "We don't know him. We don't know him."

[Tartaria:? ? ]

[Ying: Uh... Are you some kind of toy salesman? You're riding a toy in this kind of competition! ]

[Tartaria: ... (I am the best toy salesman in the Kingdom of Winter!)]

In the picture, Lei Dianying, who was driving a pink fox kart, was speechless: "I don't know why the Son of God asked me to participate in this..."

[Yae Shenzi: Oh, I was the one who signed up for A Ying? ]

[Qingque: There is always a smell of conspiracy. ]

[Otto: Well, the pink fox is not a good person at first glance.]