Honkai Impact 3rd: The audience of social death in the second creation of sand sculpture

Chapter 136 "Foolishness Everywhere (Fu Xuan Version)"



Chapter 136 "Foolishness Everywhere (Fu Xuan Version)"

(The "Silly Man" performed by Fu Xuan is of course the Fu Xuan version! Not the Delisha version~)

In the live broadcast room, Qingque was still arguing with the group of scholars, but Ying soon discovered something was wrong.

[Ying: Speaking of which, this black screen has been on for too long, hasn't it? ]

[Ying: It seems that the previous script performances did not take this long to prepare, right? ]

[Qingque: That further proves that Master Taibu's performance this time is a script with depth and connotation! It will take longer to prepare!]

[March 7: She is so real, I cried so hard, she loves me so much! ]

At this moment, the black screen of the live broadcast room finally appeared again, and Fu Xuan appeared on the screen. She took a deep breath, adjusted her mood, and forced down the shame in her heart.

Then she made an 'ok' gesture, and after the live broadcast room received it, the music started.

[Qingque: You mortals, open your eyes and watch carefully. I, the Grand Diviner of Luofu, will definitely shock you to your core! ]

【fluorescent:......】

The MV of this video is not fancy. It only has the scene of Fu Xuan singing, and at most a few emoticons.

Therefore, the live broadcast room directly turned the environment into a studio, and Fu Xuan was equipped with a screen, which not only displayed the lyrics but also could display a few emoticons.

The cheerful music sounded, and people couldn't help but shake their heads along.

After waiting for the right opportunity, Fu Xuan finally spoke amid everyone's expectations.

Sure enough, there is true love between Qingque and Fu Xuan - although it was Fu Xuan's own bgm, the first person mentioned was Qingque.

"Qingque, have you finished your work~"

"You're sneaking around here again~"

In the picture, Qingque's figure also appeared on the screen next to Fu Xuan.

She lay on the table with a look of contentment on her face, fiddling with the Diyuan Qiongyu card in her hand.

Xianzhou Luofu, Taibusi, in the library.

The little green bird, who had just been debating with the group of scholars and was almost puffed up, straightened his waist and bent down again in an instant. He thought he was discovered for slacking off again.

Fortunately, in the next second, she realized that it was just Fu Xuan in the video who was singing, and her bent waist instantly straightened again.

I feel like I can do it again.jpg

[Qingque: This voice... doesn't sound like the usual Taibu-sama! It lacks some majesty.]

[Theresa: I think this voice is very familiar...]

[Kiana: Isn't this the sound of my period? ]

[Beng-Himeko: Indeed, after Kiana reminded me, her voice does sound very much like Theresa's. ]

【Theresa: ? ? 】

The music continued and Fu Xuan continued to sing.

"Don't treat me like a fool~"

"At least put down the mahjong tiles first if you admit your mistake~"

Two emoticons flashed across the screen.

[Kiana: The first picture... is it the one that appeared before the period? It's just that the person has changed~]

[Mei: It seems that this Fu Xuan-sama is very similar to the principal. ]

[Ying: Look at this wise look in his eyes, they are exactly the same! ]

【Teresa: Wait, Judas will be on top of you soon. 】

【fluorescent:? ? 】

[Einstein: Another short-legged pink rabbit? ]

[Theresa: What a strange name! ]

[Qingque: The second picture is the Emperor Yuan Qiong Yu card, right?]

[Qingque: You want me to put down the Emperor Yuan Qiong Yu card? It would be faster to just kill me! ]

The ones running towards Qingque in opposite directions are not only Fu Xuan, but also Diyuan Qiongyu Pai!

Video continues.

Fu Xuan continued to sing happily.

"If you are late, use your face to brake~"

"One mission~"

"You're just lying with your eyes open. I don't want the salary~ oh~"

[Ying: @青雀, is this the script you mentioned, one with depth and connotation? ]

[Qingque: It does have connotations... I feel like she's always been implying something about me...]

[Wendy: She almost yelled at you in the face that you were slacking off, and you still call it connotation? ]

【Bluebird: ......】

Fu Xuan, who was singing, had no idea that Qingque was already sweating profusely.

She continued to sing joyfully.

After the initial awkwardness passed, this novel experience made Fu Xuan gradually forget his nervousness and he began to enjoy it.

"Go back and write a self-review. I need to check~"

"If you dare to be lazy again, I will beat you up~"

(This sentence is a little unclear, the last three words may not be correct, welcome to correct ~)

Two more emoticons flashed across the screen.

The first one showed Qingque sitting at the table, crying and writing something. Fu Xuan had a gloomy face, with his arms folded across his chest, angrily scolding Qingque.

The second photo shows Qingque being pressed on Fu Xuan’s legs and spanked.

【Bluebird:? ?】

[March 7: This pose...are you serious?]

[Qingque: I'm not! I didn't! Master Taibu and I have never done this!]

[Qingque: I am already so old, how could I possibly be spanked! ]

[Pera: What a pity...]

I thought it could contribute some material to my next novel!

I knew reality was much stranger than fiction!

【Bluebird:? ?】

[Qingque: I always feel that Master Taibu seems to be targeting me, but I have no evidence...]

[Ying: From the beginning till now, all the lyrics are talking about you! No evidence yet? ]

【Bluebird: ......】

[Qingque: Is it really Taibu-sama who is being punished? Why does it feel like I am the one being punished?]

[Bluebird: It would be impolite to continue singing...]

Fortunately, Fu Xuan's lyrics finally entered their own stage, and Qingque couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

"I am Taibushi Fuxuan SAMA~"

"A flower of Chinese style loli~"

"The next general, Little Master~"

"Good at fortune-telling and rituals~"

[Teresa: This song... always gives me a familiar feeling.]

[Hu Tao: Chinese style loli? A flower? Are you bragging like that?]

[Live broadcast: What's this? There's someone over there saying that he's the cutest in the world! ]

【Theresa: ? ? 】

[Theresa: What does it have to do with me? Theresa is the cutest girl in the world! ]

[Jing Yuan: The next general... Fu Qing is still thinking about this matter...]

[Ying: You are not young anymore, why don’t you just give up the throne and let her take over? Isn’t it good to retire and enjoy your old age? ]

[Jing Yuan: It’s not the right time yet...]

When it comes to his own part, Fu Xuan has a lot to say.

“I’m so busy every day that I’m about to explode~”

"I have to plan everything~"

"Where did the subordinate go to slack off~"

"Who's going to catch the general who's slacking off~"

In the picture, Fu Xuan who was working hard on processing documents, Qingque who was playing with building blocks with Emperor Yuanqiongyu, and Jing Yuan who slipped out of the general's mansion to pet a cat flashed by one after another.

Finally, here is Fu Xuan's advice: "There are three things to guard against on the Zhiping Immortal Boat: fire, theft, and teammates."

(The next chapter will have to wait until daytime)

(I have been busy lately, so I can guarantee two updates a day, but the update time is uncertain...)


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