bookbashuk Chapter 376: Your tricks are getting more and more meaningless
Chapter 376: Your tricks are getting more and more meaningless
"Zhao Xiyan, only dead people play like this. You...you are going too far." Liu Haizhong said angrily.
"Yes, you've gone too far."
Xu Damao also echoed in unison.
"Hey, if I'm fucking familiar with you, and I lose hundreds of dollars, you guys are not going too far?" Zhao Xiyan pouted, "What? I just saw you guys jumping around... is that too much? This is a new era, you can't really die if you jump, right?"
"No... this is not auspicious, right?" Yi Zhonghai said with a straight face.
"Okay, then I don't want you to jump. Give me twenty each." Zhao Xiyan sneered, "You don't have to pay me. I'll beat you with a hemp rope, one dollar each..."
"Fuck."
Everyone took a step back in unison.
"Everyone go together..."
As soon as Yan Jiekuang finished speaking, a hand grabbed his face and pushed aside.
"Go, go, go, damn it! If we can win, why would we have to fight him here?" Sha Zhu said angrily.
"I still have my father and two uncles."
As soon as Yan Jiekuang finished speaking, Zhao Xiyan grabbed him, twisted his hands, and exposed his chest.
Bang bang!
Two heavy punches.
Yan Jiekuang widened his eyes and collapsed to the ground.
He looked as if he was about to suffocate and die at any moment.
Yan Jiecheng and Yan Jiefang hurriedly helped him up and held out their hands to help him calm down.
"Brother, are you still coming up?"
"No, no."
Yan Jiekuang said in horror, "Brother Zhao, just treat it as nonsense... I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
"If anyone has any objections, please stand up." Zhao Xiyan said, holding a cigarette in his mouth. "Using a hemp rope is too much. So... I'll use my fists. One dollar per punch, okay?"
As he said that, he looked at Yi Zhonghai.
"Don't worry, I didn't say I don't want to play, right?" Yi Zhonghai said hurriedly, "I admit defeat... I'll ring the bell."
"Go to hell, why do you have to ring the bell?" Liu Haizhong said unhappily, "It's the three of us who have to take turns ringing the bell, right?"
"Hey, this is good, this is good." Yan Bugui said hurriedly.
"I say, three uncles, please stop acting like lords at this time, okay?" Xu Damao snatched the bell, "Everyone take turns shaking it, and no one is allowed to cheat..."
"you……"
Yi Zhonghai was just about to put on airs, but when he saw the fierce looks from Liu Guangfu, Yan Jiecheng and others, he immediately swallowed his words.
"Come on, everyone, get ready..."
Zhao Xiyan signaled them to stick the yellow talisman on their foreheads, and then shouted, "The dead are on their way, and the living should stay away."
Phew!
Qin Huairu and others burst into laughter.
Xu Damao was a little embarrassed.
"No, Lao Zhao...are you going to shout this?"
"Are you going to shout or not? If not, I'll ring the bell myself." Zhao Xiyan glared.
"Shout, shout... I didn't say I wouldn't shout, did I?"
Xu Damao hesitated for a moment, then stood at the front, gritting his teeth and shouting, "The dead are on their way, the living should stay away..."
He took a step forward, and the others followed suit.
"No, hurry up and leave."
Sha Zhu, who was following behind Xu Damao, urged, "If you keep walking like this, how long will it take to complete the forty laps?"
"That's right, hurry up." Liu Guangfu and others also urged.
"Hey, hey, stop shouting, okay?"
Xu Damao rolled his eyes and quickened his pace, "The dead are on their way, the living should stay away..."
"Hahaha."
The women in the yard burst into laughter.
"Zhao Xiyan, where did you learn this trick?" The deaf old lady couldn't help but scolded with laughter, "It's late at night, don't you think it's unlucky..."
"What's the bad luck? This is just for fun." Zhao Xiyan touched his chin and said, "Old woman, why don't you practice a little... I heard that you are not from Sijiu City."
"Fuck you."
The deaf old lady glared and said, "Can you f*cking talk? I was born and raised in Beijing... Even if a hundred years pass, I don't need anyone to chase me away."
"Hey, that's what I said."
Zhao Xiyan then looked at Jia Zhang.
"What are you looking at me for, you beast?"
Jia Zhang was furious and said, "Your grandmother doesn't have this custom...If you look at me again, I will throw feces into your house."
"Yes, look at us again, we are throwing feces into your house."
A lady and others also shouted in unison.
They are not registered residents of the old city, so it would be very unlucky if Zhao Xiyan asked them about this.
After Xu Damao walked a circle, everyone was exhausted.
"Lao Lin, how about we take a break and dance again later?" Sha Zhu said, panting.
"No."
Zhao Xiyan rolled his eyes. "We still have to go to work tomorrow. If you dance until four or five in the morning, you will be scolded."
"work?"
When everyone heard this word, they were suddenly shocked.
"Well, keep dancing."
Yi Zhonghai said helplessly, "Zhao Xiyan is right. If I don't finish the dance quickly... I won't be able to work tomorrow."
"Give me the bell, I'll ring it."
Sha Zhu snatched the bell and stuck the yellow talisman on his head on Xu Damao's forehead.
Then the shouts of "The dead are on their way, the living should stay away" were heard again in the yard.
Zhao Xiyan sat in the middle of the yard, watching them with interest.
But he didn't follow them to the backyard. He knew that with the way they danced, Yi Zhonghai and the others wouldn't be able to jump over forty circles, so it didn't matter if they were lazy for a while.
I don’t know how long it was, but suddenly a scream came from the door, scaring everyone.
I saw a figure collapsed to the ground.
"What happened?"
Accompanied by a loud shout.
Director Zhang and Captain Chen ran over.
When they saw Yi Zhonghai ringing the bell, and Xu Damao and others queuing behind him with yellow talismans on their heads, their faces turned pale.
"Assholes, what are you doing?"
"what?"
Everyone was stunned.
Yi Zhonghai subconsciously shook the bell in his hand. It would have been fine if he hadn't shaken it, but when he shook it, Xu Damao and the others seemed to be stimulated by something and jumped forward with their hands raised.
"Fuck."
The members of the joint defense office behind Captain Chen all drew their guns.
"Stop fucking jumping."
Director Zhang took a quick step forward, threw the bell from Yi Zhonghai's hand, and then slapped Xu Damao directly in the face.
But the yellow talisman was made of glutinous rice and was extremely strong.
This slap didn't even knock the yellow talisman off.
"Why don't you f*cking carry the person in? You guys are getting more and more shameless." Captain Chen shouted, "Qin Huairu, Zhang Youyi... come here quickly."
"Eh."
Qin Huairu and Zhang Youyi hurried forward.
Only when they got closer did they understand why Captain Chen called them.
So the person who fainted from fright was a girl.
The Yu sisters, An Xin and others also hurried forward to help and lifted the girl onto the stool.
Director Zhang stepped forward and pinched the girl's philtrum, which woke her up.
But at this moment, someone kicked the bell.
Xu Damao and others twitched uncontrollably.
"what……"
The girl screamed and fainted again.