bookbashuk Chapter 110
Chapter 110
night.
There was a sound of the bed board shaking in Xu Xian's room, which creaked and creaked very rhythmically, which made Xu Mengxian blush.
What the hell is this guy doing...
In his memory, Xu Xian rewarded himself a lot, and even in college, there were a few times when his roommates went out, and he nested in the quilt and accidentally got it on the sheets, although this behavior can be regarded as a normal physiological phenomenon.
She put on her headphones and blocked out the sound of the bed swaying in the room with her singing, wanting to finish today's novel in earnest.
This man doesn't know how to be temperate.
She amplified the singing voice on the headphones, typed quickly with her thoughts, and then inadvertently coded two words.
'I want to see'
Xu Mengxian was stunned by her fingertips.
What are you looking at? Why did this word suddenly pop up in my head?
I immediately corrected and corrected the wrong word I typed, and I already had an answer in my heart, which was subconsciously typed.
I changed to a more hilarious song, tried to focus my mind on the novel, and then continued to write.
And when she wrote more than 500 words, Xu Mengxian finally couldn't stand it, the sound of shaking the bed couldn't be covered up at all, like headphones leaking, there would always be a trace of shaking sound penetrating in.
She was directly annoyed, with Xu Xian's memory, the picture could make up for it by itself, and this thing was simply unbearable.
got up from the sofa and walked to Xu Xian's room, and saw that this guy hadn't closed the door yet, and leaked out of the door.
With a push of both hands, Xu Mengxian walked in with a red face: "Can you stop masturbating! The sound of shaking the bed is so loud!"
and then she shut up.
I saw Xu Xian in the room lying flat on the bed, bending over with his feet stretched out, and the soles of his feet kicking in the air, the action was like pedaling a bicycle, and there was a regular back and forth contraction.
It's a leg-slimming exercise.
The other party looked at him blankly: "What are you doing?"
Xu Mengxian stood upright and did not speak, as if she had misunderstood Xu Xian, and the other party did not do that kind of thing to reward herself.
I didn't believe it, I walked over and looked at it carefully, and saw that Xu Xian's mobile phone was placed on the table, and there were no strange photos of beautiful women, and the computer was also turned off.
She relaxed her fist in a daze, and then said in an extremely embarrassed voice: "Masturbation... Sassa, I thought Sassa was in your room, I didn't notice, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Xu Xian withdrew his legs, sat up and chuckled and said, "Don't think I don't know what you mean just now, it's normal for you to misunderstand, after all, this bed is really shaking."
Xu Mengxian saw that the other party didn't give her a step, so she wanted to complain angrily: "Did you deliberately let me misunderstand?"
He spread his hands innocently: "No, I'm exercising, I want to do a leg-slimming exercise, but this kind of exercise can't be done lying on the ground, otherwise it will stain my clothes."
This is the truth, but Xu Mengxian still glanced at him suspiciously: "You can buy a yoga mat."
Xu Xianle shook his head: "It's not necessary at all, I don't lose my legs every day, and I can't use it a few times to buy that thing, so it's better to be in bed, comfortable and convenient."
For this, she had to nod her head, because it was not unreasonable, but she still asked a little incomprehensibly: "You haven't seen a sound in this bed before, why is it like this now?"
It was quite sudden, or it could be that Xu Xian had not shaken the bed before, so he couldn't hear the sound of the bed.
And her conjecture was also confirmed, only to hear Xu Xian reply: "This bed board has been bought for a long time, maybe the screws are a little loose, but it's okay, this bed can sleep for a long time, if you think it's too noisy, I can close the door and exercise again." "
It always feels like this guy is brewing something big.
But now that he is his girlfriend, he kisses and hugs, what does he want to do?
Do you want to do that? But it has nothing to do with shaking the bed.
Xu Mengxian glanced at him strangely, puzzled, and didn't mean to delve into it: "It's okay, I'm just coming over to see what's going on, you don't have to close the door, practice."
Xu Xian smiled and thanked him: "Thank you my Xian, you are a gentle and tolerant girl." "
One flattery and that's it.
In this way, Xu Xian's leg slimming exercise is not done every day, which is a bit like fishing for three days and drying nets for two days.
But he never stopped, as if he was achieving a certain goal, and Xu Mengxian didn't care about this.
Anyway, this guy always likes to do strange behaviors, and sometimes he fantasizes about unrealistic things, otherwise he won't have his own existence.
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until May.
After Xu Xian's UGC written test results came out, he passed, so he also began to prepare for the interview.
"How does
the computer teacher teach the class?" Xu Xian didn't know much about this matter, he watched the speech video of the teaching interview on the computer, and he could understand some of it, but it seemed to be more tricky than the interview of the main subject teacher.
First, politely treat the interviewer as a student, greet and introduce yourself, and then start explaining the content of the course, and then accept the interviewer's questions.
After watching the video of other people's interviews, Xu Xian cleared his throat and planned to conduct an experiment of unscripted speech: "Jiujiu, you will act as an interviewer, and I will give you a speech." "
There happens to be knowledgeable people by my side, so there is no problem with letting Xu Mengxian act as the interview and evaluation teacher.
Xu Mengxian was stunned for a moment, then nodded and agreed: "Okay, I'll set up a topic for you, the operation and application of the Word document, and you can explain its functions and usage methods." He
will, although he won't get much, but the speech is still no problem, and then he opened his mouth as if reciting:
"Okay, hello judges, teachers, I am the No. 1 interview student, the theme of this course is the operation and application of Word documents, and I will start my trial lecture below."
"Microsoft Office Word is a Microsoft word processor application that provides users with tools for creating professional and elegant documents, helping users save time and get elegant and beautiful results. "
There was a lot of undrafted chatter throughout the whole process.
Xu Mengxian didn't know if he was right, anyway, he just went through the process, and he didn't have to go through it.
She nodded with a smile and stretched out her thumbs to express her praise: "Yes, then let's go to the question session."
Xu Xian pretended to be polite: "Please ask the judges to ask questions." The
other party raised his eyes and thought about it, as if he didn't think of anything to ask, so he casually threw out a question.
"What do you think of students using computers in computer class to watch 'The Restart of Life of the Replyor'?".