bookbashuk Chapter 14
Chapter 14
"Sneak attack!"
"Sneak attack!"
"Sneak attack!"
......
Qin Feng smashed the dog's head with an axe.
In order to ensure that the dog could sleep deeply, Qin Feng used all his strength.
"Eighty!"
"Eighty!"
......
Qin Feng's forehead oozed sweat, and his breathing became rapid.
The harmless big axe is half a human tall, and it is already very tired to swing it with it, let alone smash the dog.
But Qin Feng still insisted.
He knows.
His few axes determine the quality of the dog's sleep.
It determines whether the dog can get good treatment.
Decide whether the dog can live a carefree life.
For the sake of weird happiness, he Qin Feng fought hard!
- "Woooo "
——"For the weird happiness, for the weird unity of mankind, rush Brother Qin Feng!" -
"Don't give up, we have us behind you!" "
- "The pattern is open!" "
Qin Feng's 'black powder' is boiling.
They brushed their eyes wildly in Qin Feng's live broadcast room.
- "Upstairs, are you all devilish?"
You don't see him beating that weird axe with a half-human height!
- "Are you all Satan?" Did I enter the live broadcast room of the prefecture? What Manchu 18th major torture! -
"Groove! It's not so ruthless to make dog meat! "
- "Upstairs!" Something is wrong with you, have you ever eaten serious dog meat? "
Smashed for a while.
The dog's head, which was still whimpering, finally died down.
"Great, finally stunned!"
Qin Feng was sure that the dog was not dead, because he did not receive a hint of an increase in the bleeding effect.
Clapping his hands, he sat on the ground with one butt.
It's so tiring.
No wonder people are reluctant to do good deeds.
It's too tiring to do good deeds.
After cleaning up, Qin Feng took out the hemp rope prepared in advance.
Don't ask him why he has hemp rope, obviously, as a speedrunner, it's normal to have a few ropes ready!
Tie the dog to a wall post for subsequent treatment.
Qin Feng turned around and took out the wire.
Don't ask him why he has wire, as we all know, as a speedrunner, there are a few wires, perfect fit!
Fix the dog's upper and lower jaws with wire.
Qin Feng had to make sure that the dog's mouth was always open.
"Dang!"
The wild vice on the sofa fell on the floor.
Qin Feng picked it up.
"Ahaha, as you can see.
As a speedrunner, it makes sense that I've picked up a wild vice, right?
Qin Feng explained to himself, gradually approaching the unconscious dog.
- "It's over, he's going to do something to the dog!" "
Upstairs, something is wrong with you, what can't happen to people and dogs?" "
I suspect that there is a spy of the Three Kingdoms among us, but I have no proof!"
Whoever has a monitor lizard, borrow me to use it! "
Someone has revealed his nature, I don't say who!" "
That is, have you ever seen anyone lend their wife to someone else?!" "
......
Qin Feng observed the dog's mouth.
The mouth has been stuffed with a fish hook.
"Alas, what a poor dog, in order to eat a fish hook on pickled broccoli, he actually pierced his mouth full of holes!"
In order to remove the hook from the dog's mouth, he had to pull out all the dog's teeth.
This is called the fact that if you want to do things well, you must first sharpen your tools!
This is not Qin Feng's indiscriminate use of words.
Dogs have no teeth and have many benefits.
First: the most important point is to be able to pull out its hook.
Second: the dog has no teeth to block, not only does not have to chew when eating, but even drinks soup more smoothly!
Third: This also prevents the dog from refusing follow-up treatment.
Qin Feng had no experience in tooth extraction, but it didn't matter.
Failure is success for his mother.
Vigor must produce miracles.
If it doesn't work, make up again!
Han Xin points troops, the more the merrier, Qin Feng pulls his teeth, kindness is commendable!
The vice was used, Qin Fengzi was careful and serious, and he pulled out all the dog's teeth without pulling.
- "Dog: I beg you to be a person!" -
"Dog: I really served this old six, I just came out to eat a piece of pickled cauliflower!" "
- "It's over, it's another weird that has been tortured to the point of mentality exploding!"
"——"I suspect that this Qin Feng has a psychopath!" I hope to send him to the mental hospital of the Great Xia Kingdom! "
Upstairs, I suggest, send you to St. Elizabeth's Mental Hospital first!" "
Cats, dogs, you are pitiful, vegetables and fruits are pitiful, you are pitiful when it is strange?
Can't you pity humanity? "
Weird talk about the world.
Qin Feng finished dealing with the dog's henchman, and sat on the sofa to check his notes.
[Hidden rule 1: The closing
of the door is a symbol of safetyIf you hear the sound of banging on the door, remember to feed it the kitchen sausageIf you hear the sound of scratching the door, remember to feed it
the pickled broccoli in the miscellaneous room]
"In addition to one who eats pickled broccoli, there is also a sausage-eating one!"
You can't leave the hall during the day, but at night, the inner ghosts will come out and wander around.
And at night, Qin Feng had more important things to do.
[Evaluation A: Kill all the monsters in the ancient house]
At night, you have to go upstairs to kill weird, and there is a boss waiting for you at midnight.
Qin Feng, who has a sneak attack skill, is not afraid of bosses, but he doesn't want to waste too much time by a boss.
First raise the bleeding effect of the harmless big axe to a notch, so that it is convenient to slaughter the boss.
Qin Feng: Now, there is no problem with the clearance method of evaluation B and evaluation A.
[Evaluation S: Guess the location
of the key] Qin Feng guessed that the secret of the key was hidden in the diary.
As long as he collected all the pages of his diary, he could guess the location of the key.
[Evaluation SS: Find her way to heaven and witness the last moment of her life] Find
'her', and everything will be solved!
Just find her!
The road to heaven?
Wouldn't it be okay to slaughter her?
Witness the last moment of her life?
Wouldn't it be okay to slaughter her with your own hands?
[Evaluation C: Survive in the ancient house for seven days]
Qin Feng has some headaches, this is the simplest difficulty, he has no clue.
It's just a matter of evaluating SSS without clearance ideas, which is the most difficult.
But this evaluation C....
Qin Feng made up his mind, if he couldn't get the clearance idea of evaluation C today.
He will tear down this ancient house.
The clearance condition is to survive in the ancient house for seven days, if the prerequisite of the ancient house does not exist, can it be directly announced to clear the customs?
Qin Feng thought about it, and the broadcast of the strange rules sounded.
[The
Chosen of the Big Guy Country is destroyed] [The Chosen of the Little Guy Country is destroyed] [The Chosen of the Guy Country is destroyed]
......
With the last group of small kingdoms of the Chosen, the group is extinguished.
In the current national sports game, the only remaining countries are: the Great Xia Kingdom, the Lighthouse Country, the Hairy Bear Country, the Sun Never Sets Country, and the Eagle Country.
The chosen ones of the Three Kingdoms, in the process of transporting dung, were strangely found and beaten because they transported too much.
The chosen one of the universe country, because he wanted to apply for the antique mural, was killed by his uncle because of the weirdness.
The chosen one of the Toad Country, because he directly opened the door of the ancient mansion, was devoured by his uncle.
Among the remaining countries:
only Qin Feng was still drinking drinks and singing with a relaxed face, although the operation was very hard, but Qin Feng gained spiritual satisfaction.
For the rest of the Chosen, the plot basically did not advance.
Mai of the Lighthouse Country, although he reset the copy time, but because of the hint, the opportunity ran out.
Coupled with the difficulty of the copy, he could only avoid his uncle who was welcomed into the door.
The Chosen One of the Hairy Bear Country was strangely trapped in the toilet and had been trapped for more than an hour.
How strange feces stinked, they even knew this better than Qin Feng.
The only remaining Chosen One in the kingdom of the sun never sets hides in the utility room, and he has a cloak of invisibility.
The Chosen One of the Eagle Country used his skills to surrender to Wei Wei, and Wei Wei did not hit him.