bookbashuk Chapter 502 is called
Chapter 502 is called
"You mean, that girl named Yu Zhen was laning against you, and both of you were developing peacefully, but she suddenly attacked you, and you used Displacement, Flash, and Sprint at the same time, and then teleported back to the city while rolling and crawling?"
[Yes! Am I very smart? ]
"Jiling wasn't watching. I only saw a frightened mouse running away." Lu You teased.
【Why is it a mouse? 】
There was dissatisfaction in Tang Wan's soft voice.
[It’s really stressful to be on the line with other people in real life! 】
At this time, someone patted Lu You on the shoulder and handed him something.
As we all know, when people are on the phone, they will instinctively take whatever is handed to them, and Lu You is no exception.
Lu You took the unknown object and felt his fingertips were wet and cool. He looked down and found that it was an apple slice with the skin and core removed.
Lu You didn't think much about it. He ate most of it in one bite and continued talking with Tang Wan.
“Where’s the pressure?”
[I’m afraid of being stabbed! I’d rather be a bit timid than offend others and be used as a soldier.]
Tang Wan's behavior was indeed very shady, but Lu You also felt that something was wrong.
When faced with the impending dispute, there are those who are stubborn and choose to fight head-on, while there are also those who, among the thirty-six strategies, choose to run away as the best strategy.
"But can you hide for a while? Can you hide forever? And you still have work for the student union. What if they block the spring directly?"
[I have considered this situation, so I told the deputy minister and asked her to solve it as soon as possible, otherwise I will lie down and go on strike.]
"It's reasonable, correct, and to the point. Whoever caused the trouble should solve it. You are not the stove, so there is no need to take the blame."
[If I really get into a fight, will you stand by me? ]
After eating the apple, Lu You took out a wet wipe and wiped his palms carefully.
"How do you want me to stand?"
[Well... I hope you rush to the scene as soon as possible, don't say anything, slap Yu Zhen in the face, slap her to the ground, kick her, then put your arms around my shoulders, look down at her, and say viciously, who the hell are you? How dare you scold my woman? Do you think your life is too long? ]
Lu You crumpled the wet wipes into a ball and threw it casually, hitting the trash can accurately.
"If you have time, read more books on Marxism-Leninism-Maoism to improve your ideological level. Brainless and enjoyable articles will only harm you."
[Oh, don't lecture me over the phone! Why don't you just say something I like to hear to improve the relationship between husband and wife? ]
"In the dormitory, there are too many people, so I can't talk."
At this moment, a female voice that obviously did not belong to Tang Wan came through the phone into Lu You's ears.
[It's time to turn off the lights and go to bed. Everyone, please be more conscious. ]
Tang Wan's voice, suppressed in her throat, followed closely behind.
[No more chatting, no more chatting. If I continue chatting and disturb the dormitory headmistress’s sleep, she will probably peel off my skin.]
Lu You had met Tang Wan's three roommates and had an impression of them.
A dwarf who is friends with Bi Yangde, a fresh beauty whose looks are comparable to Tang Wan, and a makeup artist whose style resembles the rich daughters in Korean dramas.
"Is your dorm leader the one wearing Korean makeup?"
[How did you know? Did you hack into my phone camera? ]
"My guess."
Among the several encounters with Tang Wan's three roommates, Park Soo-young, who was wearing Korean makeup, gave Lu You the most dominant impression.
A strong person will not allow others to interfere with his or her lifestyle.
[Your guess is really accurate! How about you guess again, what am I thinking about at this moment? ]
"Bye, I'm hanging up."
Lu You hung up the phone without any hesitation.
Trying to guess a woman's mind is like looking for a needle in a haystack, it's fruitless.
Within ten seconds, Tang Wan sent a message.
[My beloved concubine: You are so brave! ]
[My beloved concubine: How dare you hang up on me? ]
[My beloved: Don’t you want to be with me anymore? ]
After pondering for a moment, Lu You decided to get a cup of hot water first and ignore Tang Wan and the others for the time being.
……
Walk into the bathroom and come to the water dispenser.
Lu You lined up three thermos cups in a row.
Lu You poured a handful of wolfberries and two halved red dates into the first thermos.
Gong Qing suffers from kidney deficiency and cold body, so he needs more supplements.
In the second thermos, Lu You put a bag of dried chrysanthemums and a few pieces of chopped hawthorn.
Zhang Zhichuang often stays up late, which causes excessive liver fire, so he needs to protect his eyes and reduce the fire.
The third thermos cup, Lu You believed that he had a regular schedule and was in good health, so he did not need any external assistance.
Lu You filled all three thermos cups with hot water, screwed on the lids, put them in a bag, and carried them back to the dormitory.
After turning the corner, Lu You found someone standing at the door of his dormitory, motionless.
Looking closely, it turned out to be Bi Yangde who had disappeared after class.
Lu You walked over and waved in front of Bi Yangde.
"Why are you standing here if you're not going in? Are you acting like a door god?"
Bi Yangde suddenly woke up and turned to look at Lu You.
"I'm thinking about something."
Lu You took out the key, inserted it into the lock, and asked in confusion: "Why can't I go in and think about it first? Why do I have to stand at the door?"
"I might... have someone I like."
Lu You was about to turn the key, but stopped abruptly when he heard this.
"Let's talk inside, or find another place?"
"Let's find a place! I don't want hemorrhoids to get to know too early."
Lu You nodded and said, "I understand."
Given Zhang Zhichuang's personality of being uncomfortable unless he acts like a masochist, he would definitely be turned away if Bi Yangde said that he had someone he liked.
"Wait a moment, I'll put down the cup and be back soon."
Lu You turned the key, pushed the door open, and closed it with his backhand.
Not long after, Lu You came out again, fully armed with a scarf and down jacket.
"Let's go to the dining hall."
……
"Auntie, give me a bowl of beef noodles, slightly spicy, less oil, less salt, and a braised egg."
"okay!"
"Lao Bi, would you like one? It's my treat." Lu You asked kindly.
Bi Yangde shook his head and said, "No, I just want to watch you eat."
Lu You didn't force it. For fitness enthusiasts, carbohydrates are their sensitive skin, so the less the better.
"Auntie, since we are so handsome, can you put more beef in it?"
The aunt glanced at the two of them, casually threw a handful of noodles into the soup, and said mercilessly: "Okay, pay more."
"What if you don't pay extra?"
"I am just a worker, not a bodhisattva on the altar. I am not responsible for fulfilling wishes."
"Auntie, you are so humorous."
"You're not bad either."
five minutes later.
Lu You took a bowl of hot beef noodles with egg and found a seat with Bi Yangde, sitting opposite each other.
Lu You picked up a piece of noodles with chopsticks, and the curling hot steam blurred his vision.
"Tell me about the situation. Who is the person you like? Why do you like him/her? How do you feel now?"
Bi Yangde lowered his eyes, placed his hands on the table with his fingers folded, and sat very upright.
"You know him."
Lu You sucked half of the noodles into his mouth and bit off the other half and dropped it back into the bowl.
It's nothing, the noodles are too long, and the part in the soup is very hot.
"The one you like is Xiao Airen?"
Bi Yangde nodded.
"Isn't this perfect? She likes you, and you like her, so it's a two-way journey. The hardest part of dating has been solved. All you need to get rid of the title of Peony is a formal confession."
Bi Yangde raised his head, looked directly at Lu You with a serious face, and said, "I don't think so."
"What's wrong?"
Lu You picked up a piece of beef and put it in his mouth.
Objective evaluation: the taste is okay, but the texture is bad.
It's all muscle fiber, without any oil or water. After chewing it, at least half of it gets stuck in the teeth.
Bi Yangde looked away, lowered his head again, and said slowly: "I had dinner with Xiao Airen tonight, and she has changed a lot."
"What kind of change?"
"She changed her hairstyle." Bi Yangde gestured on her head and said, "Her hair was very thick before, and her forehead and ears were covered by bangs, as if she was wearing a motorcycle helmet. Now she has cut her hair thin, and the bangs and the sides are like a scarf, and you can see inside."
Lu You has done a lot of research on Tang Wan, but knows very little about girls' hairstyles. Lacking actual material, it is difficult for him to make specific associations.
Instead of guessing, it’s better to ask directly.
"Do you have any pictures?"
"Have."
"Take it and take a look."
Bi Yangde took out his mobile phone and placed it in front of Lu You, double-clicking it to light up the screen.
Lu You raised his eyebrows and understood.
On the screen, Xiao Airen, who had changed his hairstyle, was holding the loose hair behind his ears with one hand and a spoon with the other. His long eyelashes drooped and his rosy lips were slightly parted.
The previous darkness, narrowness and lifelessness are gone, replaced by sunshine, youth and liveliness.
Such temperament can be regarded as a powerful weapon for a pure-hearted boy. No wonder Bi Yangde is moved.
"The photo is great, how did you take it?"
Bi Yangde took the phone back, his eyes fell on the screen, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously curled up.
"I asked her if I could take a photo of her, but she said she got nervous in front of the camera and it wouldn't look good. Then I suggested that she eat while I take the photo, and she agreed."
If a girl allows a boy to take pictures of her, either the boy is a photographer or he is someone she trusts extremely.
Bi Yangde doesn’t even understand the camera, so he’s obviously not the former.
"So, what you said is not okay, not Xiao Airen's side, but your side?"
Silent silence takes root.
This continued until there was very little noodles left in Lu You's bowl.
Bi Yangde looked away from his phone, turned to the cafeteria window, and said, "To be honest, Xiao Airen looks really good, I really like him. But I'm not sure whether I like this style or Xiao Airen as a person."
“Abstract concepts and concrete examples?”
"Is your analogy quite appropriate?" Bi Yangde glanced at Lu You with a strange expression, and continued: "If it is the latter, it feels too superficial to like someone just because of appearance. If it is the former, what if Xiao Airen changes her style in the future, will I still like her? Or if I meet another girl with the same style, will I fall in love with someone else?"
Bi Yangde scratched his hair and smiled bitterly in annoyance.
"I don't understand, I really don't understand."
"I can tell that you take relationships seriously and seriously enough."
Bi Yangde chuckled and asked, "Can feelings be played with?"
“For some people, yes.”
Bi Yangde waved his hand and said indifferently: "Don't worry about them. Anyway, I can't get over it psychologically."
Lu You finished the remaining noodles, put his chopsticks on the bowl and pushed it aside, saying, "Lao Bi, I don't know if you've noticed that you look a lot like hemorrhoids."
"Have it?"
"Yes. You two are the same. You think too much. Reason always comes before emotion. You lack the reckless impulse."
As soon as he finished speaking, Lu You remembered that Tang Wan had complained not long ago that he was too rational, and he couldn't help but laugh at himself.
The pot calling the kettle black
Suppressing unnecessary thoughts, Lu You continued, "Liking someone is a very simple thing. It is a pure psychological tendency guided by hormones. It may come from a certain feature, a moment, a certain behavior, or even a certain sentence. There is no distinction between high and low, and there is no difference between superficiality and profoundness.
The feeling you expect, that everything changes but my heart remains the same, is not actually love. It should be said that it is more than love. It is a kind of emotion based on love and nourished by time. It is more complex, deeper, and more distant than love. It is buried in habit and close to instinct. "
"Can anyone tell me?"
Lu You sighed and said, "We are two grown men, face to face, so please don't let me say that word, okay? It's very embarrassing."
"Give me an analogy."
"Do you like your mother?"
"Of course I like it." Bi Yangde answered without hesitation.
"When your mother pointed fingers at you, did you find her annoying and didn't want to see her again?"
Bi Yangde said nothing.
Lu You smiled, and silence was his answer.
"To be honest, I did. Especially during my three years in junior high school, there were many times. But after the dislike wore off, I still liked my mom. It's like the sine and cosine functions, fluctuating up and down, switching back and forth between liking and disliking."
"I think I understand something." Bi Yangde looked thoughtful.
"Many characters make for a classic story, and long-term companionship breeds strong emotions. You and Xiao Airen have known each other for less than a week, and you don't know their personalities and hobbies well. How can you expect your relationship to last forever? Is that realistic?"
"I ignored reality." Bi Yangde let out a long breath, his expression no longer tangled, "Master, can you give me some advice, how should Xiao Airen and I develop in the future?"
"A true gentleman watches chess without saying a word. As a chess player, how you make your move depends on your opponent and your own heart, not on asking bystanders. I can only give you eight words: try boldly and think carefully."
“Although I don’t quite understand it, I remember it.”
……
Go back to dorms.
Lu You sat at the desk, holding his cell phone.
【Husband: Are you there? 】
After waiting for half a minute, there was no response.
【Husband: Asleep? 】
Another half minute passed, still no response.
Lu You thought for a moment and sent a transfer of one hundred yuan.
After waiting for a minute and seeing no one receiving the money, Lu You canceled the transfer.
Now there is a response, and the response is very fast.
[My beloved concubine: What do you mean? ]
[My beloved concubine: Are you still going to withdraw the redemption silver? ]
【Husband: Who told you to pretend to sleep and ignore me? 】
[My beloved concubine: It was you who ignored me first! ]
[My beloved concubine: Only the governor is allowed to set fires, but the common people are not allowed to light lamps? ]
【Husband: I just wanted to get some water. 】
【Husband: Something unexpected happened. 】
Lu You briefly told Tang Wan about his conversation with Bi Yangde.
[My beloved: Oh!? ]
[My beloved: Are you also an emotional trainer? ]
【Husband: Keep a low profile.】
[Husband: After all, I have one more lifetime of experience. ]
[Husband: The younger generation can still do well with some guidance. ]
[My beloved: So according to what you said, to what extent do you feel for me? ]
【Husband: Guess? 】
[My beloved concubine: You are not allowed to ask questions back!!!]
【My beloved concubine: I want to answer directly. 】
Lu You got up, put on his down jacket, and went to the balcony outside. He shivered when the cold wind blew.
"Phew~ It's so cold!"
Lu You wrapped his down jacket tightly, put his lips close to the microphone of his mobile phone, and recorded a voice message of less than three seconds.
【Husband: 2″】
After the voice was spoken, Lu You hurried back into the room.
[My beloved: (*I`*)]
[My beloved concubine: I am sorry. I am guilty.]
[My beloved: I couldn’t hold it back and leaked two drops]
【husband:?】
【Husband: Let me take a look. 】
After a while, Tang Wan sent a photo.
The person in the photo has a body but no head, and his loose collar is hooked and pulled down by a hand, revealing the beautiful scenery.
[My beloved: Just use it for now. ]
Lu You instinctively turned his phone over, screen facing downwards, and looked around to make sure no one was noticing before turning the phone over again.
First, long press to save the photo, then delete the chat history.
【Husband: That’s awesome! 】
【Husband: One more! 】
[My beloved: I’m asleep. I’ll reward you on the weekend. ]
[My beloved: Good night, muah~]
Lu You was a little annoyed. This person lit the fire and then walked away without caring about putting out the fire. What kind of a deal was that?
(End of this chapter)