Math professor returns to routine

Chapter 482: Play a big show



Chapter 482: Play a big show

Around 7:30 in the morning.

The sky is grey and there is no sunshine.

Although it is already spring according to the lunar calendar, the air is still icy and bitingly cold.

Pedestrians rushing to work or buying groceries are all two inches shorter and walk in a hurry. The people who are usually seen looking down at their phones have disappeared without a trace.

In a warm room.

Lu You opened his eyes and woke up. The remaining dream fragments gradually faded away and consciousness slowly returned.

My name is Lu You. I am a freshman majoring in Mathematics and Applied Mathematics at Capital University. I have a very beautiful girlfriend named Tang Wan. We are going to take a plane to Capital today.

After regaining consciousness, Lu You threw back the quilt, got out of bed, put on his slippers, stretched and walked into the bathroom.

Not long after, Lu You came out refreshed, turned a corner and entered the coat rack, changed into a set of warm, comfortable and decent clothes, then walked to the bed and tilted his head to glance at Tang Wan.

Seeing that she was sleeping peacefully with no signs of waking up, and since he had plenty of time, Lu You did not disturb her and left the room quietly.

Go up to the first floor restaurant.

The dining table was clean and tidy, as if it had just been brought in from a furniture store.

Looking towards the kitchen again, all kinds of kitchen utensils and tableware are lying where they should be.

So, Lu You silently took out his cell phone.

vx shows that there are two unread messages.

【Yuin: I'll take Xiaoshu to school. 】

【Yuin: You two can prepare your own breakfast. 】

How about ordering two takeouts to deal with it?

This idea was strangled in the cradle by Lu You within less than a second of its birth.

On the one hand, the taste of takeout is like Schrödinger’s cat. As long as it doesn’t enter your mouth, it is always in a quantum superposition state of delicious and not delicious.

On the other hand, the villa complex where the Lu family lived was quite remote, and by the time the takeaway was delivered, Lu You estimated that he had already prepared and finished breakfast.

"Forget it, I'll just do it myself!"

Lu You opened the refrigerator door and saw several kinds of ingredients.

The brain worked on its own, quickly integrating and matching the ingredients, and soon came up with a breakfast menu.

There was still a lot of braised beef left from yesterday evening, enough for two people. I cooked two pancakes, beat two eggs, and blanched half a pound of vegetables. It was perfect.

Now that we have the ideological guidelines, the next step is to put them into practice.

Lu You first brought out the casserole with the braised beef, placed it on the gas stove, and heated it over medium heat. Then he took out a palm-sized pot, filled it halfway with water, placed it next to the casserole, and also boiled it over medium heat.

While waiting, Lu You returned to the refrigerator and took out a bag of green vegetables, two green onions and two eggs.

Pick the leaves of the green vegetables and wash them under running water, remove the heads of the green onions and cut them into sections, beat the eggs into scrambled eggs, and add salt and soy sauce.

The preparations were complete and the water was boiling, bubbling.

Lu You removed the lid of the pot, put in two pieces of dough, picked up a pair of chopsticks from the side, and waited for the noodles to soften and fall apart on their own.

At this moment, Lu You felt someone hugging his waist and a soft touch on his back.

"Good morning, husband~"

It seemed that she had just woken up, as Tang Wan's voice still had a nasal tone that was neither light nor heavy, and she sounded lazy and charming.

Lu You smiled, and used his right hand to methodically use the chopsticks to push the dough in the pot. His free left hand rested on the back of Tang Wan's hand, stroking it gently.

The skin of an eighteen-year-old girl is smooth and delicate, no wonder ancient literati and poets used jade to describe it.

"Just sit down for a while and have a glass of water. Breakfast will be ready soon."

Tang Wan stood on tiptoe slightly, rested her chin on Lu You's shoulder, and asked, "What delicious food did you make?"

"There's some braised beef left from last night. I plan to use it to make beef noodles."

"Thank you, husband, for getting up early in the morning to make breakfast. You've worked so hard!"

Lu You patted the back of Tang Wan's hand and chuckled, "You're welcome!"

"To express my gratitude, I allow you to kiss me." Tang Wan closed her eyes and pursed her lips slightly, "Come on! Kiss me boldly, don't show me mercy!"

Lu You's gaze rested on Tang Wan's lips, which were bright, rosy and plump, a bit like Xizhilang jelly.

"Have you brushed your teeth?"

“It’s guaranteed!”

……

After breakfast, the two went downstairs and spent half an hour packing their few luggages.

Lu You had the least luggage, just a backpack, two books, two electronic devices, and matching peripherals, nothing else. He didn't even bring clothes, and focused on traveling light.

Tang Wan was not much different. She brought one more suitcase than Lu You, which contained two newly bought winter coats and a bunch of skin care bottles and jars.

After packing their luggage, the two played Teamfight Tactics for a few more hours.

Lu You has a close understanding of the version, is familiar with Yi Zi's bond and strength, can flexibly match the lineup according to different Hextech and equipment, pays attention to operations to win, and can steadily gain points by securing the third or fourth place.

Tang Wan is keen on using alchemy to harvest the fruits. She will either be defeated by others and be eliminated as the eighth player, or she will get a 5% chance of getting a four-cost Hilco at level 2, or a 7% chance of getting a five-cost Sevika at level 1. The most outrageous thing is that she will get a six-cost Mel at 1% with 0.25 drop of blood, and then harvest the fruits at the 700th floor, and successfully win the game while facing fire all the way to the north.

Lu You personally experienced the whole process from violently penetrating Tang Wan to being violently penetrated by Tang Wan.

In the end, there were only two people left. Tang Wan took away the control of Lu You's mouse and forced him not to surrender. He could only let her ravage him until she caught the three-star six-fee Mel.

After that game, Lu You had a sudden realization and understood the true meaning of operations.

What is operation?

When luck comes, you win!

After being disgusted by Tang Wan, Lu You gave up the eight-player game and switched to a two-player game.

With Tang Wan as his teammate, Lu You also experienced the pleasure of being the European Emperor.

Whatever cards you lack will appear, the equipment will match perfectly, you can choose any top-level Hextech, and abnormal mutations will appear in two clicks.

There is no luck at all, it's all hard work and sweat.

After having fun for more than two hours, at about eleven o'clock, the pre-set alarm rang.

Lu You picked up his phone and turned off the alarm, and said with emotion: "This is the first time in my life that I have such a great time playing Teamfight Tactics!"

Tang Wan raised her long eyebrows and said proudly, "I've been asking you to play games with me for a long time! I've always said I was very good, but you didn't believe me. You don't know anything and you always complain that I'm a noob!"

"It's my fault. I will definitely look for you when I play Teamfight Tactics next time." Lu You finally understood that it would be a good idea to bring Tang Wan along for a game that relies heavily on luck.

"Just Teamfight Tactics? No other games?"

"That depends on the specific situation."

"After all, you still think I'm a wimp!"

"I do not deny."

The two argued for a while, went next door to pet the cat for a while, and then walked out of the house with their luggage.

Outside the door, the black U8 was already waiting quietly.

The driver was my old acquaintance, Su Huaiyu, who looked as strong as ever.

"Thank you for taking this trip. It's really hard work for you, Brother Su." Lu You smiled and greeted him politely.

Su Huaiyu nodded seriously, helped Tang Wan put the suitcase into the back of the car, and sat in the driver's seat.

Tang Wan tilted her head and complained quietly, "Brother Su is so cold! We have known each other for several years, but he is still like ice to us."

"If you're not a bit more ruthless, how can you be worthy of the title of peerless soldier king, don't you think?"

"Makes sense."

The two sat in the back seat, fastened their seat belts, and the car started and drove forward.

It took a whole class period to get to the airport, a quarter of an hour to fill their stomachs in the VIP lounge, and more than an hour of lying on the sofa doing nothing. Finally, the two of them waited for the boarding announcement.

Airplane travel is fast, comfortable and has good service, but the waiting time is too long. Once there is a delay, it is a torture, comparable to being in jail.

After boarding the plane, the two found their respective seats, greeted by the flight attendants' gentle greetings along the way.

There is a pair of window seats side by side with ample spacing between the front and back, and a platform for resting the feet. The platform is equipped with pillows, blankets and slippers, and the seats can adjust the pitch angle so that passengers can lie down and rest.

Lu You bought a business-class ticket for a large airliner specifically for the spacious space.

The two put away their luggage and sat down. Less than two minutes later, a beautiful stewardess came up to them enthusiastically.

"Ma'am, sir, would you like a drink?"

Lu You was about to say that he didn't need it, but Tang Wan spoke first: "Do you have any orange juice?"

"some."

"Two cups, please, thank you."

"Just a moment please."

The stewardess walked away gracefully, and came back gracefully soon after with a tray in her hand. On the tray were two glasses of orange juice and other drinks.

The stewardess handed the orange juice to Logan and asked softly, "Is there anything else you need?"

"temporarily unavailable."

"Okay, have a nice trip."

The flight attendant left gracefully and continued to entertain other passengers.

Looking at the busy back of the flight attendant, Lu You couldn't help but start to associate.

What would Tang Wan look like if she wore this uniform?

With Tang Wan's figure, it would be difficult for her to fit into such tight clothing. If she forced herself to wear it, she would probably look like a squeezed water balloon, with a feeling of tightness that was about to burst out of her body.

Just thinking about that scene is not suitable for children.

At this moment, a hand holding orange juice blocked Lu You's sight and drew his attention back.

"Are you drinking?"

Lu You hesitated for a moment, took the orange juice and took a sip.

It is slightly sour and has the taste of orange pulp, exactly the same as the pulpy orange that costs $3.50 a bottle in convenience stores.

"Was that stewardess pretty?" Tang Wan asked indifferently.

Lu You paused for a moment, then decisively held Tang Wan's hand and replied, "She's just average, not half as pretty as you."

"Since I'm prettier, why don't you look at me instead of staring at me?"

Lu You slightly leaned to one side, lowered his voice, and explained: "Don't get me wrong, I'm not looking at the person, I'm looking at the uniform on the person."

People who sleep in the same bed will gradually assimilate their thoughts. For example, as soon as Lu You opened his mouth, Tang Wan instantly understood what he was planning.

"You want to play uniform role-play?"

Lu You nodded calmly and said, "I do have this intention."

A year ago, Tang Wan might have pretended to be reserved and made excuses, but now, the two of them watched movies in bed using the same phone, and the uniform role-playing was nothing more than a daily flirting game.

Tang Wan looked at the stewardess's uniform carefully.

It's not a special uniform. At first glance, it's a combination of a tight skirt, a long white shirt, a sleeveless vest and black stockings.

"I can wear it for you to play with, but I also have a request."

"any request?"

Tang Wan's lips curled up a little deeper, and she said excitedly: "I want you to wear a suit and act like a domineering boss!"

"what?"

"The plot is like this..."

“There’s actually a plot?”

Tang Wan slapped Lu You on the arm and said fiercely, "Don't interrupt me!"

"Okay, you continue."

"On a certain day of a certain month of a certain year, we were both born in the same hospital. You are the eldest son of the Lu family, and I am the eldest daughter of the Tang family. Our parents are close friends and neighbors, so we have known each other since we were young and have a very good relationship. When we entered junior high school, we fell in love and made a pinky promise that we would be together when we grow up. Days passed, and life seemed beautiful and uneventful. Unexpectedly, in the third year of junior high school, an accident happened! My company ran out of funds, and even after selling all our property, we were still insolvent, so we had to declare bankruptcy."

Lu You frowned immediately. This was a crappy plot. It smelled like cheap toilet paper. It was so dirty that even taking a shit or wiping your butt would find it too dirty.

Tang Wan was so engrossed in her speech that she didn't notice Lu You's disgust at all and continued talking on her own.

"Under the heavy blow, my father was devastated and spent his days drinking heavily. On his way home one night, he accidentally fell into the river and died."

Lu You couldn't help but twitch his lips.

Father-in-law, your position in your daughter's heart is really low.

"My mother was tired of this sad city and hurriedly processed the transfer procedures for me. Before I had time to say goodbye to you, she took me away and we lost contact since then.

Ten years have passed in a flash. You have become the chairman and CEO of the Lu Group, with assets worth hundreds of billions. At the age of 25, you have squeezed into the Forbes rich list. You are handsome and rich, and are the dream lover of hundreds of millions of girls.

However, no matter how many girls throw themselves at you, you remain indifferent and always keep yourself clean, because there is always someone in your heart. "

Lu You grabbed a handful of hair and looked constipated.

My head feels so itchy, I need to grow a brain!

"In these ten years, I lost my aura as a young lady, became more tactful, learned to be humble and act according to people's moods. I worked very hard to study and eventually became a flight attendant of a private jet. That's when the gears of fate started turning.

On my first day at work, I put on a beautiful uniform and boarded the plane in my best attitude, hoping to leave a good impression on my boss, but I didn’t expect that the boss would be you!

Even though I haven't seen you for ten years, I still recognized you at the first sight. You are much taller than you were ten years ago, and your facial features are more three-dimensional and handsome. The way you bow your head and work seriously attracts me like a magnet.

I really want to rush out to recognize you, hug you, explain why I left without saying goodbye ten years ago, and tell you how much I have missed you in the past ten years.

But I dare not. You are the sun hanging high in the sky, dazzling and bright, and I am just an ant crawling on the ground, struggling to survive. The gap in our status is too big. I keep avoiding you to avoid seeing you.

But what was supposed to come would eventually come. It was lunch time, and everyone else was busy, so I had to deliver the food. I carried the food tray and walked into your room nervously, praying in my heart that you would not recognize me.

But I can recognize you. How could you, who is much smarter than me, not recognize me? The moment you saw me, you were stunned and couldn't believe it. You slapped yourself to make sure you were not dreaming, and then you were extremely angry.

Feeling your anger, I subconsciously turned around and tried to escape. You took the lead, grabbed my wrist tightly, locked the door, and notified other staff not to disturb me, completely blocking my escape route.

You dragged me to the bed and pushed me down hard. I accidentally hit my head against the bed, and the intense pain made me cry. A trace of heartache flashed in your eyes, but was quickly washed away by anger.

You asked me condescendingly, what did it mean to leave without saying goodbye, and whether I still remembered the pinky promise we made. I suppressed my pain and said that children's promises were not valid, and even made up a fictitious boyfriend.

You were so angry that you jumped on me like a wild animal, tearing my clothes madly and forcibly taking my body. The process of forcing yourself on me was very painful, and it was the first time, so the pain was even worse. But I still shed tears and gritted my teeth to endure it, because I owed you this."

After hearing this, Lu You finally understood why Tang Wan had laid out so many incredible settings.

"So, you want to act out the rape scene?"

Tang Wan nodded repeatedly with shining eyes and said, "The one who knows me best is my husband!"

Lu You fell into deep thought.

Frankly speaking, Tang Wan's proposal was still very attractive. Few people could refuse the thrill of openly violating taboos.

"Will it hurt you?"

"No! It's just a show, I'm not asking you to do it for real!"

"Okay, I agree."

Just at this moment, the broadcast reminded passengers to fasten their seat belts, the plane was about to take off, and the flight attendants began to check one by one.

Ten minutes later, the plane broke through the clouds and flew into an altitude of ten thousand meters.

Tang Wan unbuckled the safety belt around her waist, poked Lu You, and asked with a smile: "Honey, do you want to know how the story develops next? V50 me, I'll tell you the whole story!"

"I v you 100, don't say anything."

"Tsk, you have no taste!"

(End of this chapter)


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