Math professor returns to routine

Chapter 464 Brother and Sister Fighting

"Come in, brother."

Lu Jingshu pushed open the door and entered the room first.

Lu You followed closely behind and looked around.

The size and layout of the room are almost the same as Lu You's, with a double bed, a dressing table, a desk, a large wardrobe, and its own private bathroom.

The room was neatly arranged, with toys and books lying quietly in their respective places. I guess someone had tidied it not long ago.

After all, Lu Jingshu is only three years old. At this age, it is impossible for her to have the independent awareness to tidy up her room.

Lu Jingshu climbed onto the bed swiftly, rolled around happily a few times, and wrapped the quilt around herself.

"Brother, come and play with us!"

"I don't need it."

Lu You politely refused, but just sat down on the edge of the bed and pressed the mattress a few times with his hands.

Not too soft, not too hard, just the right amount of elasticity.

"Xiao Shu, you sleep alone at night, aren't you afraid of ghosts?"

Lu Jingshu sat up, with everything below her neck buried in her body, leaving only her head outside, looking like a snowman.

"Big ghost? What is a big ghost?" Lu Jingshu asked puzzledly.

"Let me ask you this in a different way. Are you afraid of the dark?"

Lu Jingshu nodded repeatedly and said, "I'm so scared!"

"Then why do you sleep alone at night?"

"Brother is so stupid. You still have to ask such a simple question." Lu Jingshu gave Lu You a disdainful look and said, "Wouldn't it be dark if I turned on the light?"

The corner of Lu You's mouth twitched slightly. He finally understood how Tang Wan felt when she was verbally attacked by him.

"Don't you find it irritating when you sleep with the light on?"

Lu Jingshu reached a hand under the pillow, fumbled around for a while, and pulled out an eye mask with Doraemon printed on it.

"Here, wear it to sleep and it won't be irritating."

"You are such a clever little kid."

"Oh, these are not important." Lu Jingshu rolled to Lu You's side, grabbed his arm and shook it gently, and said coquettishly: "Brother, it's time to tell me a story."

"Okay." Lu You looked around and found a colorful fairy tale book on the bedside, so he picked it up and asked, "Which story do you want to hear?"

Lu Jingshu shook her head and said, "My parents have told me all the stories in the book. I want to hear my brother's own stories."

"Make up a story? I'm not good at that. But if you want to listen to abstract algebra, discrete mathematics, differential equations, functional analysis and other related knowledge, I can talk to you about it."

Lu Jingshu tilted her head. She knew every character in these names, but why couldn't she understand them when they were put together?

"Hey, brother, just make it up! If all else fails, you can just adapt your experience with Sister Tang Wan!"

Lu You stared at Lu Jingshu with a half-smile in his eyes, which made her feel creepy.

Lu Jingshu moved her butt back twice and said shyly: "Why are you looking at me like that? Even if you were my brother, I would be embarrassed!"

Lu You put the fairy tale book back to its place and said calmly, "Stop pretending. I don't know you. You want to hear the story, but you want to hear the gossip."

Lu Jingshu still stiffened her neck and said stubbornly: "I am not, don't slander me!"

"You still don't admit it, right?" Lu You turned around and got on the bed, moving closer to Lu Jingshu.

"You... don't come over here!" Lu Jingshu shrank her head and wrapped herself tightly in the quilt to gain a little sense of security. "If you come over here again, I'll tell grandpa that you bullied me!"

Lu You raised the corner of his mouth, not taking Lu Jingshu's threat seriously at all.

"Sue me, you can sue me, whether you want to sue grandpa or grandma, or sue dad or mom, I don't care what you sue me for. Anyway, I have tortured you, life for life, I won't lose."

As he spoke, Lu You pulled open the quilt and stretched out his claws towards Lu Jingshu's armpit.

"ah--!"

The brother and sister immediately started fighting each other, with Lu You attacking and Lu Jingshu defending.

However, even if Lu Jingshu used all her strength to suckle, she could not bridge the size difference between a child and an adult.

Lu Jingshu clamped her arms together to prevent her weaknesses from being exposed, while Lu You simply put his fingers together to form a knife and stabbed down at the gaps between his arms and body on both sides, easily breaking the first line of defense.

Lu Jingshu then put her hands on Lu You's chest, trying to push him away. But Lu You's weight was not something that Lu Jingshu's weak arms could push, and the second line of defense collapsed.

While tickling Lu Jingshu's armpit, Lu You asked, "Do you admit defeat? Do you admit defeat?"

“I won’t admit it, even if I die!” Lu Jingshu kept rolling left and right to block Lu You’s attack. “I am a man of integrity, if you have the guts, scratch me to death!”

"Very good, I want to see how hard you can talk!" Lu You shifted his target and began to tickle Lu Jingshu's waist.

Under Lu You's fierce attack, Lu Jingshu could not hold out for more than ten seconds before she surrendered with a loud laugh.

"I was wrong, brother. I really know I was wrong! Please forgive me!"

"Little guy, can't I deal with you?" Lu You flicked his fingers on Lu Jingshu's forehead, declaring his victory.

Lu Jingshu pulled a corner of the quilt and wiped the tears from her eyes. Then she sat up, touched her hair, and complained, "It's all my brother's fault. My hair is all messed up!"

"It's no big deal, brother will help you!"

Lu Jingshu's hairstyle is the very common bowl-cut student hairstyle, with flat bangs on the forehead, naturally hanging down around the edges, and the length just exceeding the jaw line. It is as simple as it can be.

Lu You casually picked up a comb from the dressing table and in just a few strokes, he had combed Lu Jingshu's messy hair smooth.

I have to say that the quality of Xinhao's hair is top-notch, black, shiny, thick and smooth. When you comb it in and pull it down, it goes straight to the bottom without any obstruction.

Lu You often combs Tang Wan's hair. After all, she is an adult, and no matter how well she takes care of it, her hair will inevitably have split ends. Lu You will encounter obstacles when combing her hair, and it will not be as smooth as Lu Jingshu's.

"Okay!" Lu You put the comb back on the dressing table and said, "Go look in the mirror!"

Lu Jingshu jumped off the bed, ran to the full-length mirror, and looked at herself carefully.

"How's your technique, brother?" Lu You asked with a smile.

"Very good, better than dad and not worse than mom." Lu Jingshu said frankly.

Lu Jianyan, who was feeding chickens with his grandfather at the chicken farm, felt an inexplicable pain in his heart, as if being pricked by a needle.

"Don't say that in front of dad, or your brother's card will be suspended."

Although Lu You has a lot of money, why would he use his own little treasury when he can use the money his father gave him?

Saving money for capitalists is equivalent to hindering the circulation of money, which is not conducive to the country's economic development.

After looking in the mirror, Lu Jingshu ran back, climbed onto the bed again, and sat opposite Lu You.

"Brother, can't you really tell me the story of you and Sister Tang Wan?"

Lu You tapped Lu Jingshu's nose and said, "Let me ask you, why are you interested in the story between me and Sister Tang Wan?"

"Curious! I really want to know, what do you like about Sister Tang Wan? Is it her looks, or her breasts that are as big as mom's?" While speaking, Lu Jingshu stretched out her hands and grabbed them twice in a very vivid manner.

Lu You's forehead was covered with black lines, and he said speechlessly: "Can you just say that?"

"Huh? Can't you?"

Looking at Lu Jingshu's pure and clean eyes, Lu You didn't know what to say to her. He could only cough twice to hide his embarrassment and said, "I don't deny that your sister Tang Wan's looks and big breasts are indeed very pleasing to me."

"Does that mean my brother is a member of the Appearance Association?"

Lu You subconsciously wanted to refute, but then he thought, if Tang Wan was plain-looking, would he still have an impression of her after their first meeting? Would he still exchange contact information?

I don't think so.

However, Lu You did not answer directly, but asked: "If there are two bananas, the first one is yellow and flawless, and the second one has black spots, and you are asked to choose, which one would you choose?"

"The first one." Lu Jingshu replied decisively.

"If I tell you that the second banana is actually sweeter and tastier, what will you choose?"

Lu Jingshu hesitated for a moment and replied, "It's still the first one."

"What's the reason?"

"Yellow bananas are ripe, sweet and delicious, while black bananas are rotten inside and don't look delicious."

Lu You smiled and said, "By the same token, if someone is good-looking, I will have a preconceived idea that he has a good personality and I will be inclined to get to know him better, but if someone is not good-looking, I may not pay any attention to him at all.

Your sister Tang Wan is a pretty girl, and she is particularly pretty, with big breasts, so I had a good impression of her when we first met. After we got to know each other more, I gradually got to know her personality better, and slowly I fell in love with her. "

Lu Jingshu nodded seriously.

In fact, she didn't understand what Lu You said at all.

How can a child understand the complex emotions of adults when their body organs are not yet fully developed and their life experiences and hormone levels have not kept up?

Just listening for fun.

"What if Sister Tang Wan is not good-looking and has small breasts, will brother still like her?" Lu Jingshu asked.

Lu You had been asked similar questions by Tang Wan, and he already had the answer in his mind.

"If you are not mom and dad's daughter, are you still Lu Jingshu?"

Lu Jingshu used her slow brain to think seriously for a while and said, "I have my father's last name. If I am not my parents' daughter, then I don't have the last name Lu, and I am not Lu Jingshu."

"That's right! If Sister Tang Wan is not pretty, is she still Sister Tang Wan?"

When Tang Wan asked the question, Lu You also replied in the same way. Tang Wan was very satisfied with this and gave Lu You two rows of clear teeth marks.

Lu Jingshu seemed to understand what he said, so Lu You didn't explain much and continued, "Of course, there are differences between people and bananas. The banana peel is oxidized and blackened, and the flesh inside is probably overripe. People may not look good, but their personality may not be bad.

The relationship between people can be roughly divided into two parts: the former is the origin and the latter is the continuation. Your sister Tang Wan's appearance attracted me, which is the origin. Her personality made me feel very comfortable when I was with her. I am very happy to go on with her, which is the continuation.

Origin and continuation, both together build a relationship, neither of which can be missing. Then back to the question at the beginning, you asked me if I am a person of appearance association, my answer is yes, but not only. I value appearance, appearance determines whether I like a person. I also value personality, the compatibility of that person's personality with mine affects the longevity and stability of our relationship. "

After the words fell, Lu You pinched Lu Jingshu's cheek and said with a smile: "So, can you understand?"

"My brother talked too long, I can't remember it."

In other words, I just can't understand.

"It doesn't matter if you can't remember. You're still young anyway."

Lu You did not force Lu Jingshu. It was amazing for a three-year-old child to remember yesterday's three meals, let alone a bunch of difficult to understand words.

The reason why Lu You said this was more for himself. It was a summary of his own thinking and also a precaution to deal with similar questions from Tang Wan in the future.

Just then, someone knocked on the door and Shen Yuyin pushed it open.

"What are you two doing in your room?"

"Xiaoshu asked me to tell her a story." Lu You replied truthfully.

"Telling stories in broad daylight?" Shen Yuyin looked suspicious.

"It's none of my business. My brother told me about it!"

The two looked at each other, and the smoke that had already dissipated returned to the scene again.

"I don't care what you guys are doing, hurry downstairs, everyone is sitting downstairs, but you are not here, what a mess."

After saying that, Shen Yuyin left the room and Lu Jingshu hurriedly followed.

"Mom, wait for me!"

Before leaving, Lu Jingshu did not forget to make a face at Lu You.

Lu You was too lazy to argue with the little brat, so he got up and left the room.

As I walked down the stairs, the phone in my pocket vibrated continuously.

Lu You stopped and took out his cell phone.

[My beloved: Good morning~]

【My beloved: (*￣3￣)】

The corners of Lu You's mouth curved up unconsciously.

Some people would feel particularly warm in their hearts just by receiving a sentence or two from her.

【Husband: Why did you get up so early today? 】

【Husband: It’s not even nine o’clock yet? 】

[Husband: Don’t you usually sleep until at least nine o’clock? ]

[My beloved: Do you think I remember? ]

[My beloved: My mother is beating drums and gongs in the kitchen, and I can’t sleep even when the pigs come! ]

[Husband: It’s okay, you sleep better than a pig. ]

[My beloved: Do you believe that I will follow the signal and beat you? ]

【Husband: I was afraid you wouldn’t come. 】

[My beloved concubine: I will bear with you for now. ]

[My beloved concubine: It will be the third year of junior high school in a few days, just wait! ]

From Tang Wan's every word, Lu You imagined her angry expression and felt better.

[Husband: I just chatted with Xiaoshu for a while. ]

【Husband: She asked me why I like you. 】

[Husband: Is it because you are beautiful and have a pair of big breasts? ]

[My beloved:? ]

【Ai Fei: Are you a human? 】

[My beloved concubine: Xiaoshu is only three years old. What have you taught her? ]

【Husband: I didn’t teach you. 】

【Husband: She really asked that. 】

[My beloved concubine: How do you answer? ]

【Husband: I said yes.】

[My beloved: A superficial man! ]

[My beloved: I obviously have a lot of inner beauty, can't you tell her my inner strengths? ]

[Husband: If she doesn’t get it after I tell her, what’s the point of telling her? It’s a waste of words.]

[My beloved concubine: Just wait! ]

[My beloved concubine: Look, I will elbow you to death! ]

(End of this chapter)