Chapter 495 The big breakup scene of Ugly Bat CP
Chapter 495 The big breakup scene of Ugly Bat CP
"Snapped!"
"Oh, Bruce, your words are as hurtful as ever."
Batman's fist was easily caught by Joker. At this time, Joker's face no longer had a playful smile, but... was extremely gloomy.
And his voice has become extremely deep and magnetic. It has nothing to do with the fact that it is not exactly the same as the sharp drake voice before.
"Can you...talk normally?!"
Well, this time it was Batboy's turn to be surprised.
"Yeah...as long as I want." Joker's eyes narrowed slightly, as if he was admiring Batman's stunned expression. "It seems that the blood dragon is right. He does know me better than you, Bruce."
"Originally, I wanted to play with you for a while, and then tell you what kind of dangers the world is facing... It's a pity that you won't change, Batman, you will never change."
"What crazy talk are you talking about?" Batman didn't want to beep with Joker anymore. At this moment, he just wanted to get rid of Joker as soon as possible.
But the strange thing is that Joker's speed is extremely fast, and Batboy's fist keeps flying in the air, as if he is hitting a floating leaf, but he can't hit it no matter what.
Yes, as long as Joker wants to.
被你揍是爱你的表现啊,老爷,看看你让丑爷多伤心……
"Bruce, have you ever thought that in all these years, you have never even said to me, 'I Hate You'." Joker only showed that low and magnetic voice in front of three people. Harley is his true love, Blood Dragon is the first person to see through his disguise, and the last one is Batman in front of him. He dodged Batman's attack lightly, his eyes full of anticipation, "Come on, let me talk first, I, hate, you..."
"it's your turn."
Oh, what a heartfelt confession.
"I'm not in the mood to play such a game with you!" Although Batman was surprised by the Joker's sudden change of behavior, he still did not stop his attack. Black mist appeared under his cloak, and machines composed of nanorobots appeared. The bat instantly swallowed Joker's figure, and he was about to take action! "Let's take it easy! Joker!"
"Haha... It's so interesting, it's a new toy." Joker, shrouded in black mist, raised his hands indifferently and made a French military salute, "Okay, okay... you win, Batman. It seems that I have no clue. There is no chance of winning, I surrender..."
"It seems you really care about these two immortal guys, doesn't it?"
Joker's face is full of scratches, which were scratched by the mechanical bat, but I guess his heart hurts even more at this time, because this scumbag bat broke his fragile little heart. Look, our little The ugly little girl is holding on to a smile!
Hee hee hee hee hee~
Weird.
Two spherical objects covered with oil paint fell down Joker's pants, with crazy smiling faces painted on them.
Joker Bomb! Batboy! Go eat dynamite!
"Didi-di-di-di-di..."
A rapid siren sounded, and Batman immediately flipped back and lifted off his bat cape to block Alfred and Martha, and then...
"Crackling, banging, banging~~~"
The two "clown bombs" that were suspected of being specially made explosives made ridiculous sound effects, and a bunch of fireworks came out from the top. The lavender smoke filled the air, but they were not laughing gas, but ordinary smoke bombs.
And when Batman hurriedly stood up and looked at the Joker, he discovered that in the surrounding streets, a weirdo gang thug with a famous face painted in oil paint and armed with heavy firepower had surrounded the place layer by layer, and was surrounded by the weirdo gang stars. Joker, who was guarding him like a moon, was holding Harley Quinn's waist with a smile, and said briskly to Batman: "The things you don't have, you may never have again in this life, such as... Your parents. But Uncle J still wants to advise you to bravely walk out of the dark alleys in your life~"
Countless guns were pointed at Batman and the two unconscious old men on the ground.
"Oh, it's really boring... That guy named Blood Dragon is much more interesting than Batman, Harley." Joker scratched Harley's chin and said helplessly, "Maybe we have to find a quiet place. Take a break...what do you think?"
"My dear, I will go with you wherever you say~" Harley said briskly while hugging Joker with a smile. "I want new toys too."
"That's it...Bat, it's over between us." Joker stood in the crowd, tilted his head slightly, looked at the helpless black bat with the corner of his eye, and said calmly, "Even Superman understands. He is nothing without an opponent...and you, you are just a self-centered guy. The funny thing is, I always thought you could change.
"In all these years, you have never respected me, 'Batman's strongest opponent'...and what about me? I have been busy looking at you, thinking about you, racking my brains every day to think of ways to make you see To understand this crazy world, you can go crazy with me...so that I lost myself."
"But it won't happen again... never again."
"What on earth are you talking about?" Bruce's mind was full of confusion at the moment. Today's Joker suddenly changed his temper. He had never seen skills and sophisticated tactical layout. Batman had imagined a similar situation, but... all of this It's so abnormal.
"Farewell, Batman... I'm going to find new fun." Joker didn't look back, hugged Harley and walked away, raising his right hand and waving gently, as if to say goodbye. "The weirdo gang..."
"Kill them."
The geek who got the approval of his boss pressed the trigger.
A green whirlwind suddenly burst out of nowhere, sucking Joker and Harley into it, and then disappeared.
A dense network of firepower was fired at Batman and the two unconscious old people. Batman had to cover the poor old people with his cape again, using his own body to bear the bombardment. His suit and cape were bulletproof. , but sooner or later there will be a time when I can’t hold on anymore...
"Da da da da da da..."
In Crime Alley, there were only noisy gunshots, and bullets scratched out sparks on the black cape. Under the cape, Batman had already pressed the button on the arm armor.
Crime Alley was instantly shrouded in shadow.
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