Ultimate Assassin: Start as the sixth floor in the Continental Hotel

Chapter 401 Deadpool’s method of committing suicide



Chapter 401 Deadpool’s method of committing suicide

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It’s chapter ten again, so let’s continue bullying the Teen Titans happily. As for the content of Metal Gear Solid: Mission: Impossible, all I can say is stay tuned.

So, welcome back, the big youth education documentary show.

"Dragon vs. Teen Titans."

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"I''m Batman. (I am Batman)"

Said a certain pervert in red tights who did not want to be named.

As for why he didn't respond to my insult immediately, it was simply because what he just said directly poked the lungs of the two little birds present.

I wouldn't be able to bear it if my father's exclusive lines were appropriated by such a weird lunatic who suddenly appeared.

"I'm going to break all the bones in your body!"

Dick roared and took out two short sticks flashing with blue electric light from behind, and rushed towards Wade, while Tim followed closely, took out a batarang and threw it towards Wade!

It can only be said that he is worthy of being a student of Batman. The cooperation between these two little birds is remarkable. The batarang blocked Wade's path, and the short stick in Dick's hand came directly towards Wade's face. It caused a burst of sound!

One blow, at least a moderate concussion, plus electrotherapy.

"Oh, my God, why do you like to hit men in the face with a stick?" Wade screamed strangely, and fell backwards as soon as the iron door threshold was reached, easily dodging Dick's short stick, and the batarang grazed his head. , and he took advantage of the situation and kicked Dick back two steps. Then, he lay on the ground in an enchanting posture, curling his fingers towards the two little birds, "Big blue Bird chest tattoo, I doubt your logo is hinting at something rude. Your butt is so perky, I'm afraid it wasn't taken by your Daddys. I've always wanted to complain about the costumes of you bat boys that look like gay……"

"Shut up!" Dick roared angrily, stabilized his body, and kicked Wade's lower body with a bat kick. This was really exciting!

"Oh Come-on Baby ~ (Come on baby), please whip me as much as you like." Wade squirmed like a maggot on the spot, letting Dick's big feet kick on his body, making a terrible sound. , "Oh~yeah~great~oh it can't work there~"

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

Dick, who was almost out of control, hit Wade's body crazily, making muffled sounds. He did what he said, every stick, every kick, every punch, there would be a sound of bone breaking, accompanied by Wade's ecstasy shouting.

"..."

Tim's raised arms stayed in place, the corner of his mouth twitching as he watched Dick ravage Wade, and he didn't even have the intention to throw the Batarang.

This guy obviously wasn't ready to fight back, and he even enjoyed hearing the sound?

What the hell! This is a fight, not SM! Can you be more serious, asshole!

"Huh...huh...huh..."

After venting for a while, Dick blushed and roared towards the mud-like red slime on the ground: "Where are Alfred and the others?! Let Brad and the others get out!"

"Oh~hiss...you hurt me~baby~" Under the half-opened mask, the scabies-covered mouth was raised high, and then there was a sarcastic smile, "I think your bat daddy is better than Teach you one thing..."

"Don't arbitrarily judge whether you have won or not before you know your opponent's intelligence..."

"Mr. Grayson."

"No! Dick! Get out of the way!" Only then did Tim react, and quickly threw the batarang in his hand at Wade, because Wade had already grasped the two samurai swords and struck with lightning speed. At such a speed, a carp jumped up from the ground, and the blade went straight towards Dick's waist! "careful!"

Dick, who was already gasping for air due to the heavy output, never expected that Wade could still stand up. The sound of bones breaking and the feeling of feedback were not fake. He could confirm that he really covered Wade's body. The bones are broken!

how come? !

"Snapped!"

With a flash of sword light, Dick was instantly chopped to the ground by the samurai sword, and the batarang thrown by Tim was shooting towards Wade!

"Bore!"

Wade's right arm and the katana in his hand turned into an afterimage in an instant, and actually cut the batarang in two at high speed!

"Boring! Boring! Poof! Poof! Poof!"

Well, cutting off the batarang with two knives in the first place was to prove that he could do it, and in the back he was just pretending to let the batarang hit him, to prove that he didn't care.

So Tim watched helplessly as one of the batarangs pierced Wade's skull directly, and there were two left, one nailed into Wade's throat and the other into Wade's left eye socket.

"Oh, leak..."

Wade looked down at his neck, grunted, and fell straight down with a "bang".

"I...I'm not...I didn't expect..." Tim looked at his hands in disbelief, "I...I killed someone...no..."

"Wait...Dick!"

"Are you OK?!"

Tim trotted to Dick who was lying on the ground, and Dick was holding his chest and struggling to get up. Only then did Tim realize that when Wade slashed Dick, he used the back of the knife.

"This was supposed to be just a training session...Did I kill my mentor's foreign aid? No! It shouldn't be like this!"

Tim grabbed his hair regretfully, tears welling up in his eyes. Dick, on the other hand, stood up slowly, protected Tim behind him, and looked solemnly at Wade, who was lying on the ground pretending to be a corpse: "Super strong Self-healing ability...no, it should be said that it is an abnormally strong self-healing ability..."

"Stop pretending! Who the hell are you!"

"Oh, it's hard to see the bat cub crying. I didn't expect it to be seen through so easily~" Wade slowly stood up and slowly pulled out the batarang from his body in front of everyone. He deliberately slowed down his movements and was present. Everyone could clearly hear the sound of metal cutting flesh. "I told you, I am Slade and Brad's good brother. You can call me the most handsome man in the Wilson family, Captain Yummy Fatty, or Wolverine."

"Of course, you can also call me Deadpool, I don't mind."

Throwing the bloody Batarang aside like trash, Wade slowly took out a wrinkled cigar from his cute little hallokitty pocket, held it in his mouth, and pulled out the pistol from his waist. Wave physics lights cigarette.

"boom!"

"As for the name..."

Wade took a deep breath of the cigar, and the cigar passed through his lungs!

after all……

He's a guy who can't even kill cancer.

He said sarcastically to the little birds in front of him...

"I'll tell you when you win."

"Trust me, this is going to hurt."

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"Dick! Tim! Garth! I'm here!"

Connor, who vaguely heard the shouting outside, responded excitedly. The Kryptonian's flying ability allowed him to temporarily avoid the green liquid that didn't look like a good thing in a closed iron block. However, it was of no use because The liquid keeps pouring in, and the water surface is rising at a speed visible to the naked eye!

Connor knew that Batman had a complete set of plans to deal with the Justice League, and his biological "father" Clark Kent once carefully told him that the Kryptonian's greatest weakness is kryptonite...

The color of kryptonite is exactly the same green as this liquid!


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