bookbashuk Chapter 212 Really delicious
Chapter 212 Really delicious
Imperial Room.
Dequan walked here dejectedly, still thinking he was in a dream.
The chef walked out happily. After all, he had been eating rice porridge for several months, which was a waste of his talent. Today I can finally show off my skills again, "Eunuch, what will your Majesty eat today?"
The second cook, the third cook, and a group of cooks gathered around. War and chaos are none of their business, and cooking well is the only way for them to rise.
I also want to take the opportunity to show off. After all, His Majesty cannot only eat one dish. The chef makes the main course, and they can make side dishes, soups, and desserts.
"Eat shit, can you believe it?" Dequan shouted.
The chef's expression changed drastically. He knelt down in fear and said, "Sister-in-law, please calm down. I have not offended you. If there are any inconsiderate things, please correct me and I will correct them immediately."
The other cooks dare not breathe.
Dequan took a deep breath and said, "You asked His Majesty what he ate. Your Majesty ate shit today."
"what!"
"Oh!"
"Uh!"
The cooks all smoked.
"Father-in-law, please keep your voice down. It'll be fine if we hear you. But if others hear you, you'll be dead."
"How can you say that Your Majesty eats shit if you can't ignore it?"
"Maybe he has been greatly wronged, but although the little emperor has no real power, he still has problems left over from his father's generation. He seems to be quite wise."
When Dequan heard this, he said: "What a wise man, don't panic. I didn't scold the emperor. What I said is true. Your Majesty wants to eat shit."
Chefs: "???"
"Father, please make it clear, there are allusions in it, and we are all ignorant."
Dequan was angry, but he also knew that it was because things were so strange that these people reacted like this, "No allusion, just plain language. Your Majesty wants to eat shit. You can make it right away. It's best to just pull it out."
Everyone finally understood, but they were immediately stunned.
special!
Is this something the emperor did?
"Fuck! Eat shit!"
"Awesome! So awesome. Is this the last emperor?"
"When the imperial court is also destroyed, a weird emperor will appear! He is about to live a good life, and he will immediately act like a monster. Others are addicted to wine and sex, but he is good and eats shit. He is really out of touch. He will soon... What a shame!"
"When my father-in-law said that His Majesty was going to eat shit, I was still thinking that he really didn't know how to live or die, but now I realize that it was just superficial. It was the emperor himself who didn't know how to live or die!"
"Your Majesty's idea has been very clear. The country will soon be destroyed. Who will eat delicacies from the mountains and seas? We will all eat shit! This is called returning to the origin!"
"The origin of God, is it possible that Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty was also a piece of shit?"
Dequan was furious, "Stop complaining here and do it quickly!"
The cooks are so nervous that they don't know how to make shit. Frying or frying doesn't seem to work.
Their eyes fell on the chef involuntarily.
The chef usually gives orders and holds the power, but at critical moments like this, he must be the first to charge.
He had no choice but to step out and face Dequan's murderous gaze, knowing that if he didn't handle it well, he would inevitably be implicated and his head would fall. Suddenly something moved in his heart, and he said seriously: "Father, there is no need to cook shit at all. You must know that there is a saying that the best ingredients should be cooked in the simplest way."
Dequan frowned, "What kind of cooking is that?"
"Just pull it out and put it on the plate."
"Makes sense."
Dequan nodded heavily and turned around.
The chef sent him away respectfully, and when he turned around, he saw all the chefs looking at him with admiration. In their minds, the chef's figure becomes taller.
After a while.
Dequan was holding a gold plate. On the plate was a pottery plate. On it was a pile of shit, which was still steaming. It was indeed very fresh.
Wherever they passed, the Imperial Guards were stunned.
"Holy shit! The emperor is so embarrassed! This is too awesome! He really eats shit!"
"I thought that His Majesty was under great pressure and suddenly vented his anger. This is true. He doesn't give any face to the previous emperors!"
"Give me face? It's just shameless! This is the rhythm of forcing Gaozu, Wenjing's rule, and Emperor Wu to deceive the corpse!"
"There are [-] emperors in the past, but I, the Han Dynasty, are the best!"
"I'll see how the emperor eats it. If he really eats it, I...I...I will disarm and return to the fields right away!"
"Damn it, you don't protect the emperor anymore, you know your family has been loyal for 300 years!"
"Does this kind of emperor still need to be protected?"
"You spoke to my heart!"
at last.
Dequan and his entourage of eunuchs endured their enthusiasm and delivered the shit to Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty.
Dequan and the others were holding their noses, thinking that this lump was pulled on the spot and it was still warm.
I don’t want to eat shit, so why would I eat shit? It’s not what I think at all, but why does it change my taste when I say it!
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty was worshiping the late emperors and all the gods he knew. He thought he was possessed by a ghost.
When I saw Dequan and the others really making a mess, I immediately vomited.
Dequan breathed a sigh of relief and said hurriedly: "Your Majesty, withdraw!"
Retreat immediately, stop pretending.
Regardless of what you stupid emperor is thinking, you can't really eat shit, right?
Ten miles away.
Yuan Tan was also horrified. He felt like vomiting when the shit came out.
Fortunately, I have experienced various incidents on the Internet and have a lot of resistance. "Dian Wei, hurry up and bake some kidneys for me, and bring the wine first."
"Okay!" Dian Wei was very happy. The Lord wanted to eat a big kidney and drink wine, which meant that he was about to win a big victory again. He was happy.
Yuan Tan is actually not happy at all and thinks it's too much. So, let's go a little further.
So Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty was brought under control.
The scene over there.
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty walked on the dragon chair solemnly and waved his hand, "It smells so good, bring it up!"
Damn it! Still pretending!
Dequan and the others were horrified, thinking, let's see how long you, a big idiot, can keep pretending. They have seen pretending before, but they were all pretending to be extremely arrogant like a young master. They have never seen such a stupid way of pretending.
He put the shit on the table and took a few steps back. The other eunuchs were also watching. At this moment, the smell and image of the shit were no longer enough to affect them, and all their thoughts were focused on seeing if they dared to eat it.
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty first lowered his head and smelled it, and suddenly he was sweating profusely. Why do I do such shameless actions? Why do I feel so happy and ready to eat when faced with a piece of shit!
He felt like he was going crazy, but he didn't dare tell anyone. Because if outsiders knew that he was crazy, they would definitely depose him and establish a new king. He wanted to be the emperor.
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty picked up his chopsticks and knocked on the table.
Your Majesty, you must not eat it. If you eat it, we will break up and run away immediately, and we will never follow a shit-eating emperor!
I will never eat it. I am the emperor, and you ghosts and snake gods cannot control me.
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty was also making his final struggle.
But to no avail at all.
There was a mysterious force controlling him, he raised the chopsticks and pinched them.
Put it in your mouth and chew it.
"Wow!"
Emperor Xian of Han vomited it directly, but said: "It smells so good!"
When everyone heard this, their eyes turned black and they drew directly.