Chapter 162 Liu Bei 1 performance
Chapter 162 Liu Bei 1 performance
Guan Yu struggled desperately. No one wanted to break his fingers, but he still had three. You must know that Liu Bei became a second-class cripple if two of them were broken, and they were not first-class.
Without looking at Liu Bei's daily life, you would not know the difficulties without fingers, and Guan Yu and Zhang Fei happen to have this experience.
Yuan Tan waved his hand impatiently, "I'm not afraid of death, but I'm afraid of breaking my finger. Dian Wei, cut it for me!"
Dian Wei immediately took out Guan Yu's fingers, and Er Gouzi prepared the scissors.
Zhang Fei lost his voice and said, "Where did you get such big scissors?"
Er Gouzi laughed and said, "You must be Zhang Fei. To be honest, this was used for castrated eunuchs in the past. It just so happens that your name is Zhang Fei, the eunuch. This is fate!"
Zhang Fei scolded: "You are a eunuch who is a special mother, I am a Yan person, the Yan of Yanzi!"
Ergouzi smiled and said: "In the end, it's all the same."
Zhang Feisheng has no love.
"Don't you need to bite a piece of wood?" Dian Wei still admired Guan Yu and said sincerely.
Guan Yu finally couldn't help but his face changed drastically, and he said seriously: "Wait a minute!"
Yuan Tan also said solemnly: "Look, I just want you to swear an oath. In fact, it is not difficult at all to say it, and you can still keep three fingers."
Guan Yu was furious. For them, the oath was the most difficult thing. And what does it mean to keep three fingers? You are shameless and want to kill me, okay?
A good man doesn't want to suffer any immediate losses, so Guan Yu said: "Okay, I promise you, if I am captured alive by you again, I will be loyal to you."
"Where are you, Zhang Fei?" Yuan Tan asked.
"Me too." Zhang Fei thought for a while, and then he said the same thing when he went back to Guan Yudinglei.
"Okay, let them go."
Guo Jia and the others saw that they were talking so lightly. How cool were they?
Guan Yu and Zhang Fei did not expect that Yuan Tan was real. Whether they admitted it or not, they were all impressed by his magnanimity.
After walking out of the Tiance Army camp, the two of them seemed like they were worlds apart.
Zhang Fei said: "Second brother, what if he captures you alive again?"
"I will commit suicide." Guan Yu touched the five strands of his long beard and looked up at a 45-degree angle.
"Me too!"
After half a day.
Liu Bei was currently in his mansion in Pingyuan County, feeling dejected. He knew deeply that without Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, he was nothing.
He didn't realize it just now, but he knew it when he first saw Guan Yu and Zhang Fei fighting over business.
After all, there are three gangs of heroes, and Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were amazingly powerful, so Liu Bei immediately used his methods, revealing his noble status as a clan member, and crying to arouse sympathy.
Sure enough, two idiots with little political experience were fooled, and they became sworn friends with him and worshiped him as their eldest brother.
Calculating his age, Liu Bei is actually two months younger than Guan Yu. Fortunately, he was extra cautious at first. After Guan Yu revealed his age, he immediately added two years to his age.
Later, as he thought, Guan Yu was quite knowledgeable in the art of war, and Zhang Fei generously spent his wealth and finally raised a team of men. Unfortunately, I never met anyone as stupid as the two of them, so I spent ten years in a blur of life and death, and nothing happened.
"Why haven't I met a young military advisor?"
If he could meet a military advisor with little experience and a good IQ to fool him, Liu Bei felt that he could achieve great success, but at the moment it seemed that Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were no longer around.
"My lord, my lord, it's not good. It is said that the second general and the third general were captured by Yuan Tan!"
"Ah!" Liu Bei felt dizzy for a while. It was over, completely over.
At this moment.
"Lord, good news, the second general and the third general are back!"
Liu Bei was overjoyed and said excitedly: "I knew that with the force of these two people, I wouldn't be caught easily!"
Suddenly his heart moved, and when he saw a figure outside, he immediately took out the two swords, put them on his neck, and shouted in pain: "I don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but I want to die together. Second brother, third brother, come on, eldest brother also!"
Jian Yong was dumbfounded. Is there anything wrong? People come back alive but still have dead hair? Could it be that he heard wrongly and hurriedly shouted: "No, my lord, the second general and the third general are alive, not dead!"
"Don't lie to me! I'm going!" Liu Bei began to wipe his neck.
Jian Yong was frightened and rushed to fight for it.
Liu Bei kicked him away and wiped his neck. At that time, he cut a layer of skin and shed some insignificant blood, but it looked scary.
Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were shocked and burst into tears, "Brother, no, we are back alive!"
Liu Bei let out a long breath. This move was not in vain. If others can't do it without being seriously injured and can still break the skin and bleed, they can't master this speed after all. Fortunately, Liu Bei has practiced hard for many years and has mastered it flexibly.
So the three brothers hugged each other and cried.
"Brother, fight Yuan Tan!" Zhang Fei shouted.
Liu Bei knew that he was no match for Yuan Tan, so he said: "No, let's give all the money and food to the people, and then go to Qingzhou to vote for Kong Rong."
When the eighteen princes attacked Dong Zhuo, Liu Bei really built a lot of connections with him. Among them, he felt that Kong Rong was relatively "simple" and worthy of being someone who would give in to pears when he was a child. It's just that Kong Rong was also very stubborn. Maybe he came from a saint's family and didn't have many friends. Only Liu Bei can get along with him, so the two have a good relationship.
Ever since, Liu Bei opened the warehouse. The people who came after hearing the news were all carrying sacks and baskets. They wanted to dress up in special clothes, but when they arrived, they found that there was nothing in the warehouse.
However, the people deeply admired him. He was indeed Duke Xuande. He was different from others. If he didn't plunder the people's fat, there wouldn't even be a mouse in the warehouse.
Liu Bei finally gained a good reputation, so he took Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Jian Yong and three hundred veterans who had been following him for many years. They ran to the Yellow River overnight and crossed the river to Qingzhou.
the next day.
As Yuan Tan came to Pingyuan County, the people learned that Liu Bei had given all the money and food to the young men and asked them to fight Yuan Tan.
"Thankfully, the eldest son is benevolent. If not, we would have lost our lives!"
"But from what you said, Liu Bei is so shameless. He knew that he had no money or food, and he asked you to come and open the warehouse?"
"Although the people are illiterate, if they live for a long time, they will have rich experience."
"Liu Da Er is so shameless."
But Yuan Tan didn't pay attention to these things at all. There is a saying that the pure will become pure by itself, and the turbid will become turbid by itself. He released all the strong men captured by Liu Bei, and did not take back any of the benefits Liu Bei had given them before.
Following the release of the list to calm the people, the place was soon stabilized.
Next, Yuan Tan has to face the choice of continuing the conquest or developing stably.
The war in the past few months has been going very smoothly. It has not consumed much food, grass and troops. On the contrary, because of the annexation of Han Fu, the hoarding rat, there is enough money and food, and the number of troops has soared to 15.
At this moment, among the three princes in the north, Yuan Shao only has 1 people, Gongsun Zan only has [-] people, and Liu Yu has [-] people, which together are only half of his number.
Moreover, Yuan Shao and Gongsun Zan had just suffered a defeat, their morale was low, and their weapons and food were insufficient.
In this case, naturally we cannot give the other party a chance to breathe.
So Yuan Tan prepared to attack Yuan Shao next.
Meanwhile in Nanpi City.
Yuan Shao felt as if he was being roasted on fire. He summoned the civil and military forces, "The traitor will definitely come here. How can you resist it?"
Now Yuan Shao only has 1 people, how can he resist Tiance's 15 army.
In the end, Tian Feng came up with an idea, "My lord, we should invite the two old masters and the various nobles in the North to come."
Everyone understood as soon as they thought about it, Yuan Shao was the father after all, and this was destiny. Yuan Tan cannot come and beat his biological parents, otherwise it would be against the destiny of heaven.
The ancients were most particular about destiny.
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