Reborn as His Intellectually Disabled Wife

Chapter 795 - 796: Extra (4)

Dejectedly hanging up the phone, Tang Jingming turned to look at Ye Tiao beside him.

Ye Tiao, in that outfit...

With hair even shorter and a style even cooler than his, if Tang Jingming hadn’t always known she was a woman, he might have mistaken her for a man.

But why??

Ye Tiao wasn’t a man at all, so why say he was gay?

Tang Jingming was quite annoyed and said, "Why haven’t you grown your hair out?"

Ye Tiao scoffed, "Why do you care so much? You’re not my man!"

"I could be your man!" Tang Jingming immediately responded, "Just being a man, I can do it too!"

"Get over yourself; you’re even less manly than me!"

"Pah! What kind of masculinity do you have, you’re a woman!"

"Heh, how about we test it out, go on the street, find two women and ask who looks more like a man!" Ye Tiao rolled up her sleeves, her face full of provocation.

Hearing this, Tang Jingming recoiled and said, "How the heck can we compare that, you’re definitely going to lose!"

"Mhmm, I’m definitely going to lose, are you scared or what? Are you afraid people will say you can’t even compare to a woman, embarrassing much?" Ye Tiao looked at him disdainfully, arms crossed, "Coward!"

"Damn??" Tang Jingming couldn’t stand the insult, and blurted, "How could I, a man, lose to you, a woman? Damn, I just think this game is too boring, not worth comparing, that’s all! How about this, comparing is boring, why not make it interesting?"

"What?"

"Just..." Tang Jingming’s heartbeat was racing, and even as he spoke, he barely dared to say it, hesitating before finally getting the words out, "Let’s make a bet. If you lose, you go... to a hotel with me."

Ye Tiao: "Huh?" Ye Tiao thought she had misheard.

But then, Tang Jingming plucked up his courage and shouted, "Didn’t you hear me? If you lose, go to a hotel with me! I’m gonna sleep with you!"

"Pfft." Ye Tiao couldn’t hold back and burst into laughter, "Hahaha, you coward, even if we go to a hotel, what could you possibly do?"

"Damn it??" Tang Jingming was furious, feeling his male pride challenged, he yelled, "Just give me a chance to try dang it!"

Ye Tiao smirked, "Fine, I accept then. So what happens if you lose?"

"You tell me what happens?"

"If you lose, then from now on, you have to avoid me each time you see me!"

Upon hearing this, Tang Jingming immediately felt uneasy.

Seeing him hesitate, Ye Tiao quickly challenged, "What, getting scared now?"

Tang Jingming pursed his lips, "Not exactly scared, just feels like the stakes are a bit too high?"

"Don’t play then," Ye Tiao turned around to leave, throwing one last taunt, "Cowardly chicken!"

Tang Jingming hurried to block her way and said, "If you’re playing big, then I need to change my bet too."

"Change it to what?" Ye Tiao eyed him sideways.

Puffing out his chest to muster some courage, Tang Jingming declared, "Then you have to agree to be my girlfriend."

"Please," Ye Tiao looked at him, "How is that any different from going to a hotel?"

"There’s a difference!" Tang Jingming nervously insisted, "Going to a hotel is once, girlfriend means sleeping many, many times!"

Who knows, maybe it could even lead to different feelings.

After all, as the saying goes, the shortcut to a woman’s heart is through her... well, you know.