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Even Ying Zheng himself smiled slightly, finding it quite amusing.
He said, "Zhao Gao, the rules of Master Chen's fortune-telling shop cannot be broken. Read them three times."
Zhao Gao's face turned pale and then red.
Ma Niu Bi's quotes are very short, but as Chen Yan's fame spread throughout the land, Ma Niu Bi's quotes also became well-known.
Zhao Gao already knew the content without Chen Yan needing to use the Yin-Yang Mirror to play it again.
Now,
With a livid face, he gritted his teeth and loudly proclaimed, "My surname is Zhao, and my name is Zhao Gao!"
Do you know how awesome I am? I'd eat shit!
If any of you dare to pull, I dare to eat!
I eat three pounds of poop every day!
The more you eat, the more awesome you become!
Brothers, give them a round of applause!
Read it aloud the first time.
Zhao Gao's face turned ashen, and he was internally devastated, providing Chen Yan with one thousand "collapse points".
Wanwan, Wuqing, and the others shrugged, struggling to suppress their laughter.
When he read it aloud a second time, Zhao Gao provided another thousand collapse points.
Wanwan, Wuqing, and the others could no longer contain themselves and burst into loud laughter.
Upon reciting it for the third time, Zhao Gao experienced a breakdown, gaining 2,000 breakdown points.
Wanwan and the others laughed so hard they were doubled over, and tears even streamed down their faces.
"Lord Zhao, I don't know if you're good at martial arts, but when it comes to eating shit, you're really something else. I admire you."
Xie Yanke smiled and cupped his hands in admiration.
Zhao Gao's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and he gritted his teeth inwardly.
Although he was a eunuch, he held a high social status and had never suffered such humiliation before.
He secretly vowed that if he had the chance, he would teach Chen Yan and everyone in the fortune-telling shop a lesson and vent his anger.
"Zhao Gao, step down. You have made a great sacrifice for Qin this time. I will reward you when we return."
Ying Zheng then spoke.
Zhao Gao's expression softened slightly. After thanking Ying Zheng for his kindness, he took a few steps back.
At this point, both conditions are met.
Ying Zheng stepped forward and pondered for a moment.
Wanwan and the others felt a chill run down their spines.
Knowing that Ying Zheng was considering how to ask the questions that were on his mind, and that as the emperor of Qin, he had come from afar, the questions he asked must be extremely important.
at last.
After finishing his thoughts, Ying Zheng looked at Chen Yan and solemnly said, "Immortal Master Chen, what I want to know is whether my Great Qin Empire can begin with me, continue for thousands of generations, and rule the Qin territory for ten thousand years without falling..."
As Ying Zheng finished speaking...
Chen Yan has not yet responded.
Zhao Gao then bowed and offered a resounding compliment.
"Your Majesty's wish is also the wish of the entire Qin Dynasty. Our Qin Dynasty will surely last for thousands of years and enjoy peace and prosperity for ten thousand years!"
Upon hearing Zhao Gao's flattery, Ying Zheng smiled with satisfaction.
Even Feng Quji, Meng Tian, Fusu, and others who disliked Zhao Gao agreed and nodded in agreement.
The Qin Empire is now thriving and has a complete system. In their view, even if the Qin Dynasty cannot last for ten thousand years, it is reasonable for it to last for one or two thousand years, or seventy or eighty generations...
None of Wanwan, Wuqing, Shi Feixuan, or Xie Yanke uttered any words of rebuttal.
As one of the strongest empires on the Nine Provinces continent, even though they were not subjects of the Great Qin, they believed that the Great Qin Empire could last for a long time...
But this time.
A chuckle rang out.
The laughter was filled with barely suppressed joy, as if someone had heard something extremely funny and couldn't help but laugh.
Hearing that mocking laughter.
Ying Zheng, Fusu, Huhai, Zhao Gao, Meng Tian, and others all glared at them angrily.
But found that
The person who laughed was Chen Yan.
Chen Yan noticed their gazes and smiled apologetically, saying, "Your Majesty, gentlemen, I am truly sorry..."
I couldn't help but laugh out loud just now, please forgive me..."
Ying Zheng: “…”
Fusu: “…”
Hu Hai glared at Chen Yan and shouted, "What, Immortal Master Chen, do you think it's funny that my Great Qin has been passed down for thousands of generations?"
Li Si, who had remained silent until now, said indifferently, "Our Great Qin Dynasty is at its peak during the Spring and Autumn Period, and will surely endure for ten thousand generations without decline. I really don't understand why Master Chen is laughing..."
Faced with doubts,
Chen Yan maintained a calm and composed expression, unfolded his folding fan, and leisurely waved it twice before smiling and speaking: "The Great Qin Dynasty clearly only lasted for three generations before it perished, yet you all shamelessly claim that it will last for ten thousand years."
If this isn't a very funny joke, then what is it...?
what? !
Will the Qin Dynasty perish after only three generations?!
As Chen Yan finished speaking,
In an instant,
The entire room was filled with astonishment!
Ying Zheng, Fusu, Huhai, Meng Tian, Feng Quji, Zhao Gao, Li Si, and everyone else were horrified and dumbfounded.
Wanwan, Wuqing, Shi Feixuan, and Xie Yanke also looked surprised and uncertain, their eyes filled with intense shock!
Chen Yan then shook his folding fan.
He continued, as if determined to make a shocking statement: "Well... actually, the third generation of the Qin Empire only lasted for a short period of forty-odd days because most of the country had been swallowed up and government orders were not being effectively implemented."
Therefore,
Many also believe that the Qin Dynasty collapsed after only two generations.
what? !
Was the Qin Dynasty destined to last only two generations?!
The third generation only maintained its order for a little over forty days?!
This, how is this possible? !
Everyone in the fortune-telling shop was shocked once again, their faces filled with panic and their eyes filled with utter horror!
If someone else had said this, they would have been considered a madman spouting nonsense.
But Chen Yan now has a very strong celebrity effect.
His predictions have never been wrong in the slightest, which is why nowadays, very few people dare to refute what he says.
but.
Now he's encountered someone who contradicts him.
This man is Zhao Gao!
Flattering Qin Shi Huang seems to have been ingrained in his very being.
Seeing that Ying Zheng was extremely angry, he knew this was an excellent opportunity to flatter him, and of course he wouldn't miss it.
He stepped forward and shouted at Chen Yan, "Chen Yan! Even if you call yourself a Celestial Master, your predictions about my Great Qin Empire are full of lies, and you want to disrupt the very foundation of my Great Qin Empire!"
A monster like you, who brings disaster to the country and chaos to the people, deserves to be executed!
"Noisy!"
This time, it was not Xie Yanke who was coldly observing Zhao Gao, but Chen Yan himself.
At this moment, Chen Yan's eyes were filled with indifference as he narrowed his eyes and looked at Zhao Gao: "If you're going to be a dog, you have to be prepared to be a dog, even if you have to bite people to flatter your master."
But you don't have the right to bite just anyone.
but me,
It's the person you have no right to bite!