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Chapter 123 Cao Zhengchun's Emo Experience: Visiting a Brothel, Collapse!
Looking at the conditions on the note.
Cao Zhengchun's eyelids twitched suddenly, and a thousand emotions surged through his mind, making his face look distressed and flustered.
Wanwan and Wuqing stood behind him and looked at the contents of the note.
After reading the conditions on the note, they were all stunned for a moment, then burst into hearty laughter.
"Haha, Eunuch Cao, you're really lucky! The condition you drew is to visit brothels and drink with courtesans..."
A broad smile spread across Wuqing's face; he was laughing very happily.
Seeing her old rival make a fool of himself and lose face naturally put her in a good mood.
Wanwan laughed so hard she couldn't straighten up.
With one hand on Wuqing's shoulder and the other on her waist, she laughed so hard she could barely breathe.
Pointing at Cao Zhengchun, he laughed uncontrollably, "Letting...letting an eunuch go to a brothel and drink with women...hahaha, that's too mean! No! It should be said, that's too funny...Eunuch Cao, you've never been to a brothel before, have you? We'll go and broaden your horizons later..."
When Chen Yan learned of the conditions Cao Zhengchun had drawn, he was both amused and exasperated.
If an ordinary man drew this condition, he would find it very easy, or even something he would be eager to obtain.
But Cao Zhengchun was a eunuch.
The thought of him going to brothels and indulging in debauchery is embarrassing.
"This, this, this condition..."
Cao Zhengchun held the note, his hands trembling, and looked at Chen Yan with a pitiful expression.
The meaning in her eyes was crystal clear: she wanted to ask Chen Yan if they could change the terms.
"no!"
Before Chen Yan could speak, Wuqing coldly said, "Our shop is small, and we don't have the concept of changing conditions. The last person to want to change conditions was Yang Xiao, who was made to vomit blood by our manager's sonic attack. Does Eunuch Cao also want to try?"
Cao Zhengchun was stunned.
The bitterness on his face deepened.
After a long silence, he finally gritted his teeth, rushed out of the fortune-telling shop, and headed straight for the brothel in Qixia Town!
"Wow! Eunuch Cao is quite brave. A eunuch visiting a brothel and still going so far as to do so. No wonder he can become the head of the Eastern Depot!"
Wanwan clapped her hands, enjoying the spectacle and not afraid of things getting out of hand.
Upon hearing her voice from behind, Cao Zhengchun's legs went weak, and he almost fell.
I am extremely depressed and sorrowful!
This isn't called forging ahead bravely; it's called gritting my teeth and doing it because I had no other choice.
Do you think it would be fun to send an old eunuch like me to a brothel?
More than half an hour later.
Cao Zhengchun is back.
He was panting heavily, his clothes were disheveled, and he looked extremely disheveled.
There were still many bright red hickeys on his neck and face, his eyes were filled with fear, and his body was trembling slightly.
He moved his mouth and shook his head, muttering to himself, "It's too scary, it's really too scary. As soon as I entered the brothel, I took out two gold ingots and asked the madam to find me a private room and call two girls."
To my surprise, the madam, for some reason, summoned seven or eight women for me.
These women are all dressed to the nines; they're practically enchantresses!
They immediately put their arms around my neck and tried to sit in my lap. Some of them tried to kiss me, and others even tried to rip my clothes off!
Damn!
Men and women should not touch each other; don't they know that?!
They were like a pack of she-wolves, shameless and shameless, taking liberties with me!
What's even more infuriating is that two fierce women actually touched me directly.
I was so scared that I quickly squeezed my legs together, otherwise my father-in-law's identity would be exposed!
"Master Chen, don't you think these women are terrifying? How can they just come up and touch people like that? And they even touched my private parts! It's utterly indecent, completely outrageous!"
Cao Zhengchun cursed and swore.
He shudders at the memory of being surrounded and assaulted by a group of women.
That's nothing.
When the women touched him, and he squeezed his legs together, they looked at him with disdain, as if asking him if he was impotent.
I'll curse your mother!
I am a father-in-law, I am a eunuch!
If I could do it?
Can he still be called a eunuch?
woo woo woo...
These women's eyes were terrifying; they all looked at me with disdain.
Sigh, being unable to perform sexually after becoming a eunuch is my greatest pain. Now, sending me to brothels to drink and be with women is just inviting a bunch of women to humiliate and mock me...
When have I, Cao Zhengchun, ever suffered such injustice? My heart aches so much, it hurts so much!! It hurts just too much!!
As Cao Zhengchun spoke, his eyes reddened and became somewhat moist.
He swore that this was absolutely the darkest day of his life, the most unspeakable memory of his life!
As I spoke, I reflected on these things.
His inner grief, sorrow, and breakdown provided Chen Yan with three thousand breakdown points.
Wanwan and Wuqing were laughing so hard they couldn't stand up straight.
This seemed like another silent mockery, causing Cao Zhengchun to break down again, providing him with another thousand breakdown points!
At that moment, he truly believed that women were the most terrifying creatures in the world...
She could only look at Chen Yan with eyes seeking comfort.
But Chen Yan was no pushover either. He chuckled as he stabbed him in the back, saying, "Eunuch Cao, so many women are like wolves and tigers to you. You brought this on yourself."
"I...I asked for this?!"
Cao Zhengchun pointed to his own nose, looking completely bewildered.
Chen Yan: "Who told you to be so generous? You gave the madam two gold ingots as soon as you walked in. The women in the brothel only care about money, not people. When they see a generous old man like you, they'll rush into your arms and wish they could devour you and drain you dry."
If you walk in looking stingy and miserly, do you think any prostitute will even give you a second glance?
So, you brought all this on yourself…
Cao Zhengchun may be considered a master in terms of political intrigue and martial arts, but he was a complete novice when it came to visiting brothels.
After learning from Chen Yan that all the sins were self-inflicted, he felt a pang of pain and broke down again, contributing one thousand points to his breakdown...
Chen Yan patted his shoulder again and comforted him softly: "Eunuch Cao, but you can't be entirely blamed for this. Visiting brothels is a pastime for men."
"You're not a man, so it's understandable that you lack experience in this area."
I!
I!
Can I swear?!
Cao Zhengchun stared wide-eyed at Chen Yan, who was comforting and reassuring him, feeling pain, sadness, and despair.
I really want to jump up and punch Chen Yan twice!
I go!
Master Chen, you call this comforting me? You're openly stabbing me in the back!
I'm not a man, do you really think I, Cao Zhengchun, have no pride? You're making me lose face right in front of you...
Thinking of this, Cao Zhengchun's face turned red with anger, and white smoke of anger billowed from his nose and ears.
He glanced at his crotch, clenched his fist tightly, and curled up in the chair, feeling weak, pitiful, and helpless. He was completely numb and utterly irritated...
……
It took Cao Zhengchun a long time to recover his strength.
Seeing that he had recovered, Chen Yan sat down opposite him, ready to answer his questions.
After all, Cao Zhengchun has already put in so much effort, and Chen Yan can't just stand him up; he still needs to maintain some basic professional ethics.
Cao Zhengchun took a deep breath and first extended an invitation to Chen Yan.
They asked Chen Yan if he could join the Eastern Depot, whose status and position were only slightly lower than theirs.
Chen Yan glanced meaningfully at his crotch and shook his head in refusal.