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I eat three pounds of poop every day!
The more you eat, the more awesome you become!
Brothers, give them a round of applause!
The video was very short and finished playing in no time.
The people inside and outside the fortune-telling shop were all shocked, dumbfounded, and stunned.
Everyone looked at each other, their minds blank, frozen in place, unable to utter a word.
"So, this is Ma Niu Bi's quote? Holy crap! Daring to openly admit to eating shit, that's really awesome!"
"When it comes to eating shit, I admit he's the best in the world, absolutely awesome!"
"Haha, anyone who dares to loudly recite his quotes three times will never be able to hold their head up in the martial arts world again, and will lose all face for their ancestors!"
Amidst the martial arts practitioners, gasps and jeers erupted.
Everyone looked at Qi Changfa with expressions of anticipation, as if they were watching a good show.
"Pfft!"
That guy is so mean!
Wanwan covered her mouth and chuckled, giving Chen Yan a sidelong glance.
I just felt that Chen Yan was really too bad.
But for some reason, she couldn't bring herself to dislike his mischievous appearance; in fact, she liked him more and more the more she looked at him.
Qi Changfa's face looked very bad at that moment.
It's absolutely hideous!
I thought I had drawn an easy condition, one that meant I wouldn't have to learn to dance like a woman.
But to his surprise, the conditions he drew were even more difficult, even more unacceptable than learning to dance like a woman.
Admitting in public that you like to eat shit?
As long as he dares to follow along and learn, before tomorrow, Qi Changfa will become a martial arts celebrity—the kind of celebrity who will be ridiculed, of course.
"Master!"
"father!"
"We absolutely refuse to learn any of those ridiculous quotes from Ma Niu Biao; it's an insult!"
Di Yun and Qi Fang were both furious and stood in front of Qi Changfa.
Qi Changfa clenched his fists, struggling internally, veins bulging on his forehead, and a savage look in his eyes that Di Yun and Qi Fang had never seen before.
Di Yun and Qi Fang were shocked.
They had never seen Qi Changfa with such an expression before, and their hearts skipped a beat, filled with apprehension.
"Hey! How about it, buddy? Want to learn some of Ma Niu's (a famous Chinese internet celebrity) quotes?"
"Dude, hurry up and give me the answer. So many people are waiting for you, don't waste everyone's time."
The surrounding江湖 figures, eager for a good show, joined in the commotion.
Qi Fang and Di Yun glared at the people around them.
They were convinced that their master was an honest and simple man who valued his reputation more than his life, and would never learn any of this bullshit or arrogant nonsense.
Never will!
But what they never expected was...
At this moment, after a fierce struggle, Qi Changfa gritted his teeth and actually nodded.
Head tilted back, facing the crowd, he whispered, "My surname is Ma, and my name is Ma Niubi..."
"and many more!"
Chen Yan stopped him at this moment and calmly instructed, "Don't try to fool me. Change Ma Niubi's name to your Qi Changfa, and speak louder."
Not only do you have to speak louder, but you also have to imitate Ma Niubi's expression, that kind of impassioned, arrogant confidence that comes from eating shit.
Qi Changfa's expression darkened.
A fleeting chill ran through his eyes as he looked at Chen Yan.
Then, he returned to his honest and unassuming demeanor and nodded slowly.
He took a deep breath, as if he were going all out, raised his head, and shouted loudly: "My surname is Qi, and my name is Qi Changfa!"
Do you know how awesome I am? I'd eat shit!
If any of you dare to pull, I dare to eat!
I eat three pounds of poop every day!
The more you eat, the more awesome you become!
Brothers, give them a round of applause!
End of first round.
Qi Changfa began to loudly repeat a second time: "My surname is Qi, and my name is Qi Changfa..."
Listen to his resounding tone.
Everyone who was there to watch the spectacle was stunned.
They never expected that someone would actually accept this condition, publicly declaring that they would eat excrement, and even three pounds of it.
Qi Fang and Di Yun also looked incredulous.
Is this still the same timid, kind, and gentle master who is usually the same?
Why does it suddenly feel so unfamiliar?
In their minds, even if they killed Qi Changfa, he wouldn't have said those words in public.
Wanwan, the witch, clapped her hands and laughed, "Shopkeeper, your way of playing a prank is really interesting, but the fact that the person just stood there like nothing happened and recited some awesome quotes in public makes it a little less fun."
Does he really seem like nothing happened?
Chen Yan sneered inwardly.
He thought to himself that Qi Changfa was indeed a master of backstabbing, and his acting skills were truly outstanding. He had even managed to deceive Wanwan, that witch.
"But he can't fool me..."
Chen Yan chuckled inwardly.
Just because.
At that moment, a system notification sounded in his mind.
[Ding! The host's condition for social death caused Qi Changfa to break down and suffer a critical hit, gaining 2,000 breakdown points!]
"Oh, it even dealt a critical hit?"
It seems Qi Changfa is outwardly calm, but inwardly he's probably crying, hahaha…
Chen Yan, inwardly amused, held his teacup and leisurely watched Qi Changfa, this shameless scoundrel, put on his show…
Chapter Forty-Four: It's Not Stealing, It's Taking
"If any of you dare to pull, I'll eat you!"
I eat three pounds of poop every day!
The more you eat, the more awesome you become!
Brothers, give them a round of applause!
After the third recitation of Ma Niubi's quotes, even with Qi Changfa's patient nature and shameless essence, he couldn't help but feel his face twitch and his pupils flash with pain.
The hands hidden in the sleeves were clenched into fists so tightly that even when the fingernails dug into the flesh, there was little reaction.
Just as Chen Yan had imagined, he was now in a state of extreme pain and collapse.
Even if Qi Changfa is shameless, he still has some sense of shame.
But Chen Yan actually made him shout some ridiculous quotes in public, making him lose face.
This hatred,
He absolutely must report it!
"Just wait, Master Chen. Once I get the information from you and find the treasure, I will definitely kill you!"
And I must torture him severely to vent my anger!
Qi Changfa roared inwardly.
Xie Yanke narrowed his eyes slightly, thinking to himself, "Qi Changfa is so patient, he must be either a great benefactor or a great villain. This kind of person hides himself too well, always living with a mask on, which is the most terrifying thing."
He let out a long breath.
The savagery in Qi Changfa's eyes vanished, and he returned to his honest and unassuming demeanor, looking at Chen Yan with a cheerful smile.
He cupped his hands in greeting and said with a smile, "Master Chen, I have recited Ma Niu Bi's quotes three times according to your conditions. May I ask you a question now?"