Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Lu Ziqiao replied, "It's cowhide."

Zeng Xiaoxian replied, "Gecko."

Zhang Wei said, "It's a spider."

Guan Gu Shenqi said anxiously, "Haven't you figured out the trick yet? If you gave the correct answer, would she have this expression?"

The four of them looked at Tang Youyou, who was grinning mischievously.

Su Mingyang suddenly realized: "Oh, I know, it's a seal."

Tang Youyou said, "Correct answer."

Zeng Xiaoxian asked in confusion, "A seal?"

Su Mingyang explained, "Poster, it's a homophone."

Guan Gu Shenqi excitedly said, "Yes, yes, when I was learning Chinese, I used to see posters and couldn't tell the difference between a seal and a hat."

Tang Youyou asked the first question in a row: "The second question is, the turtle built a house inside its shell and then crawled inside. Guess a health product."

Lu Ziqiao: "A cover-up?"

"Correct." Tang Youyou continued, "The same turtle demolished its house, built another one, and then crawled back in. Guess another health product..."

Lu Ziqiao thought for a moment and replied, "A new cover within a cover."

“Correct.” Tang Youyou continued to ask, “It’s still that turtle, but it tore down its house and built another one, then crawled back inside. Guess another health product.”

"I'll do it." Guan Gu Shenqi stopped Lu Ziqiao, who was about to answer, and replied with a smile, "New New Gai Zhong Gai."

"Forget it, Guangu, let Ziqiao handle this," Su Mingyang said.

"Let me think, let me think." Lu Ziqiao was a little nervous, but he quickly came up with the answer, "I've got it, Giant Cap."

Tang Youyou smiled and said, "Absolutely correct."

Lu Ziqiao screamed excitedly, "Wow!"

"Wow, Ziqiao, no wonder you're a medicine seller," Su Mingyang joked.

"Haha, that's right, the health and wellness industry is my forte."

Having finally answered another question correctly, Lü Ziqiao was practically strutting around with pride.

Hu Yifei rolled her eyes.

Tang Youyou asked, "Okay, next question. Yifei broke something when she was in high school, but she was very happy about it. What did she break?"

This is the problem.

Zeng Xiaoxian, Zhang Wei, Lü Ziqiao, and Guan Gu Shenqi were all stunned.

They've all misunderstood.

Seeing their expressions, Hu Yifei felt somewhat embarrassed.

Isn't this question clearly making fun of myself?

She turned her head and glared at Tang Youyou, expressing her dissatisfaction.

If it weren't for the fact that I have a strong impression of this question.

Su Mingyang probably misunderstood; Youyou was definitely trying to make suggestive remarks and was just throwing out random questions.

After thinking carefully, he replied, "The record for the 800-meter race."

"Correct answer!" Tang Youyou exclaimed, though she was also somewhat disappointed.

The car didn't start...

"Nani?"

The group of tough guys were stunned again, all staring at Su Mingyang.

Hu Yifei also looked at him with surprise.

She didn't remember telling this guy anything.

Could it be that Wanyu told him?

"I guessed, let's move on to the next question," Su Mingyang replied, urging.

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Tang Youyou didn't waste any time and went straight to the question: "Next question, complete the following action: look up with one eye and look down with the other eye."

Guan Gu Shenqi frowned and exclaimed, "What?! How is that possible?"

Seeing that Lü Ziqiao was almost rolling his eyes and about to faint, Su Mingyang advised, "Hey, hey! Ziqiao, this is just a competition, we don't need to make a fuss about it."

Lu Ziqiao's expression was completely out of control: "Ah, I can't flip it over."

Zeng Xiaoxian nudged Lu Ziqiao from behind and suddenly said, "Oh, I know."

Hu Yifei teased, "You can dig it out first, maybe it will work."

"Move aside, give me a seat, move aside, move aside, watch carefully." Zeng Xiaoxian shooed Hu Yifei, who was sitting on the sofa, to the side. Then, he lay on his side on the sofa, held up one index finger in front of his eyes, and rolled his eyes, one up and one down.

"Correct answer!" Tang Youyou exclaimed.

The muscular men immediately cheered.

Hu Yifei said speechlessly, "Where did you find these inhumane questions?"

"Hehe." Tang Youyou chuckled and continued, "Next question: A boy bumps into a girl while she's taking a shower. What part of her body does the girl most want to cover up?"

"Whoa~" Except for Su Mingyang, all the men whistled.

"Are you sure you want me to say this?" Lu Ziqiao's lips curled up, his smile quite ambiguous.

"Go ahead and say it," Tang Youyou said indifferently.

"Ahem... Come here." Lu Ziqiao beckoned to Tang Youyou.

Tang Youyou was about to lean closer to listen.

Su Mingyang said, "I know that what girls most want to cover up is the boy's eyes."

"Correct answer!" Tang Youyou said with a smile.

“Uh…” Lu Ziqiao was stunned.

Zeng Xiaoxian and the others had the same expression.

This answer is different from what they expected!

Boring!

"Time is running out." Tang Youyou glanced at the timer. "The last question is one that you can do, I can do, everyone can do, one person can do, but two people can't do it together. What is this?"

Everyone frantically racked their brains.

"Ten, nine, eight..." Tang Youyou counted down the seconds.

"I've got it!" Zhang Wei's eyes lit up. "It's a dream!"

"Correct answer!" Tang Youyou said. "You answered six questions correctly in two minutes. Now it's Yifei's turn."

“Come on, I’m ready,” Hu Yifei said.

"Okay." Tang Youyou began her questioning. "Let's start the quiz. What is something that is always relevant to you, but you can't see or find it when you need it?"

Hu Yifei thought for a moment and replied, "Relevant departments."

“Correct.” Tang Youyou asked, “May I ask, where does the slogan ‘One small step forward, one giant leap for civilization’ come from?”

Hu Yifei frowned and asked, "What slogan? I've never heard of it before?"

Tang Youyou glanced at Su Mingyang and the others with a troubled expression, and hesitated before saying, "This... I don't know how to give you a hint."

Seeing Su Mingyang and his group smiling strangely, Hu Yifei asked, "Do you know?"

Lu Ziqiao teased, "Even real men know this slogan, Yifei, how could you not know it?"

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a mischievous grin, "I advise you to give up on this question!"

Hu Yifei had a vague feeling that the answer wasn't good, so she simply skipped it: "Damn it, next question."

Tang Youyou asked, "Four people were playing mahjong in a house. The police came, but they took away five people. Why?"

Hu Yifei thought for a moment and replied, "Because the person who got hit was named Mahjong."

"Correct answer." Tang Youyou asked, "There are 26 letters in the English alphabet: abcdefg. If et is gone, how many letters are left?"

Hu Yifei casually replied, "24."

Tang Youyou said, "I'll give you one more chance."

Hu Yifei said, "Wait, I know, it's 21, because ET is an alien and it even took a UFO."

Tang Youyou said, "Absolutely correct."

Tang Youyou asked, "Next question: Guan Gu Shenqi has something that's longer than any other boy's. What is it?"

This question is amazing!

Zeng Xiaoxian and the others all looked at Guan Gu Shenqi with meaningful smiles.


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