Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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"Okay, I won't say anything more, you guys have fun." Seeing that he couldn't persuade him, Su Mingyang stopped talking.

Hu Yifei smiled and continued to ask questions: "Okay, here's the question. If Zeng Xiaoxian climbs a tree to pick melons, he can pick one melon per minute, but if he picks ten melons per minute, he will accidentally drop two. How many melons can he pick in a day?"

Zhang Wei laughed and said, "Easy, I'm best at mental arithmetic..."

Three seconds later.

Zhang Wei's expression turned somewhat awkward: "Um, may I use the computer?"

Hu Yifei mentally scorned Zhang Wei and gestured for Tang Youyou to give the computer to Zhang Wei.

Zhang Wei quickly started calculating on his calculator, and after a moment said, "One thousand...one hundred..."

Hu Yifei laughed and said, "One thousand one hundred and fifty-two, right?"

Zhang Wei confirmed, "Yes, that's right, one thousand one hundred and fifty-two. I was just about to say that."

Hu Yifei said with a half-smile, "Many children also said one thousand one hundred and fifty-two..."

Zhang Wei held out his hand and said, "I won, one hundred."

Hu Yifei raised an eyebrow and said, "Sorry, the correct answer is... zero."

Zhang Wei frowned and asked, "Why?"

"Use your pig brain to think, okay? Because cantaloupes don't even grow on trees."

Hu Yifei explained, "Besides, Zeng Xiaoxian has short legs and can't climb trees at all. What I just said was... if."

Zhang Wei stared wide-eyed and said, "What's this? A riddle?"

Hu Yifei scoffed, "You can't even think straight, yet you dare to say you have a high IQ?"

Zhang Wei was on the verge of collapse: "Mingyang, Youyou, you two be the judges."

"Hmm!" Tang Youyou originally wanted to agree with Zhang Wei's opinion, but after seeing Hu Yifei's expression, she immediately backed down: "The words are crude but the reasoning is sound. Zhang Wei, you now owe Yifei fifty."

"Mingyang?" Seeing that Tang Youyou wouldn't stand up for him, Zhang Wei had no choice but to place his hopes on Su Mingyang.

Su Mingyang shrugged: "Yifei is right. Zhang Wei, just give in and give her 50."

"I don't agree!"

Not only did the barbecue he was about to get slip away, but he also ended up owing Hu Yifei 50 yuan. Zhang Wei couldn't bear it. His heart ached so much that he couldn't breathe. He gritted his teeth and said to Hu Yifei, "I wasn't ready just now. Let me warm up. I will never fall for your tricks again."

Isn't this considered being scammed?

It's as simple as walking into a trap!

Su Mingyang looked up at the sky speechlessly.

Hu Yifei looked at him with amusement: "The next round's chips are two hundred. Are you sure you want to play?"

Zhang Wei nodded emphatically: "Of course."

Hu Yifei smiled and quickly posed a question: "Listen to the question: If there is a car, Xiaoming is driving, and Xiaohong and Xiaolan are sitting in the back seat, who is the owner of the car?"

Having learned from his previous experience with the question, Zhang Wei thought he had grasped the key to the problem and said with a serious expression, "I know, I don't actually own this car, because you said...if."

"Haha..." Hu Yifei laughed until her stomach hurt. "Sorry, you answered wrong. There really is such a car, and the owner's name is...if, because I just said, if there is a car."

Zhang Wei was petrified on the spot.

Su Mingyang patted him on the shoulder to comfort him.

Tang Youyou reminded him, "Zhang Wei, you owe me a hundred and fifty!"

"Ah~" Zhang Wei couldn't take it anymore and let out a scream like a pig being slaughtered.

Chapter 388

Three minutes later.

Hu Yifei calmly held up four fingers and asked, "Excuse me, how do you say this in English?"

He answered cautiously, "foui".

Tang Youyou smiled and said, "Not bad, Zhang Wei, you got all the English spelling right."

"Hehe." Zhang Wei gave a relaxed smile.

At this moment, Hu Yifei gently curled her four fingers and then asked, "So, how do you say this in English?"

Zhang Wei stared at Hu Yifei's gesture and was instantly dumbfounded.

Tang Youyou reminded him, "Zhang Wei, if you answer this question wrong again, you'll owe Yifei exactly 2000 yuan."

Su Mingyang shook his head.

Just three minutes.

The debt increased from 250 to 2000.

Zhang Wei's IQ also increased from 250 to 2000.

It's just a negative number...

After a long while, seeing that Zhang Wei couldn't answer, Hu Yifei said, "Announcing the correct answer, this is wonderful."

"!!!"

Zhang Wei's expression tightened, and tears welled up in his eyes.

Hu Yifei sighed: "Give up, young man. There are some things you just can't argue with..."

Her words undoubtedly stabbed Zhang Wei in the heart once again.

Su Mingyang patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder: "2000 yuan, a month's salary, consider it a small lesson. Don't gamble next time."

Zhang Wei's entire face twitched.

2000 yuan!

Almost a month's rent!

This is practically tearing his flesh off!

Thinking of this, Zhang Wei's eyes reddened, and he gritted his teeth, saying, "Let me have another round! I'm sure I can achieve this magnificent comeback!"

Again?

Tang Youyou and Su Mingyang exchanged a glance, both of them shocked.

Hu Yifei raised an eyebrow, somewhat surprised, and asked, "What else do you have to bet? I want cash."

Zhang Wei thought for a moment and said, "Old Tang has a lot of money but no culture. We can bet on something fresh and unconventional."

"For example, your seven socks?" Hu Yifei couldn't help but tease.

“I have one more thing,” Zhang Wei said, pointing to the door and making a startling statement: “The right to use my room.”

"..."

Hu Yifei was stunned: "Why would I need your room?"

"Bang!" Zhang Wei slammed his hand on the table. "Yifei, what I'm willing to bet with you isn't about what you want, but what I have!"

His words left the three of them speechless.

"Stop it, Zhang Wei, do you want to sleep on the streets?" Su Mingyang rolled his eyes.

Zhang Wei was already enraged, and declared righteously, "A scholar can be killed but not humiliated. I will defend the dignity of a lawyer."

"Hehe." Su Mingyang now understood that a gambler wouldn't wake up until he was bankrupt, so he simply said, "Fine, you can gamble if you want, but if you lose, I, 3603, won't take you in."

"That's too much? We're friends, you know," Zhang Wei joked, trying to calm his agitated emotions.

Su Mingyang smirked: "You're overthinking it. I don't make friends with gamblers."

Zhang Wei smiled and said, "Don't worry, Mingyang, I definitely won't lose this time."

Su Mingyang was speechless, wondering where this guy got his confidence from.

Seeing that Zhang Wei was determined to gamble, Hu Yifei said, "Zhang Wei, I respect you as a man. Since you are so brave, I will gamble with you. I will give you four questions. If you answer them all correctly, our debt will be wiped clean. If you answer them incorrectly, then the right to use your room will belong to me."

"No need to say anything more, just give me the questions," Zhang Wei said, taking a sip of water.

"it is good."

"Listen carefully, what kind of cat walks on two legs?"

"Hello Kitty".

What kind of dog walks on two legs?

Snoopy.

"What kind of duck walks on two legs?"

"Donald Duck."

"wrong!"

Zhang Wei panicked: "What?"

Hu Yifei raised an eyebrow and said, "All ducks walk on two legs!"

"Uh..." Zhang Wei realized what was happening and said, "Even so, my answer isn't wrong!"