Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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"Mingyang, I have some big news to tell you!"

Lu Ziqiao's tone was very agitated.

"Yeah"

Su Mingyang thought for a moment and joked, "You took a bath with the little white rabbit?"

"no!"

On the other end of the phone, Lü Ziqiao rolled his eyes and accused, "Speaking of this, Mingyang, you're so disloyal! Yifei and Meijia teamed up to scam me, and you didn't even tell me. I ended up taking the subway and a cruise ship, and walking tens of thousands of steps!"

Su Mingyang, realizing from Lü Ziqiao's words that he had mistaken his voice for Chen Meijia's, said somewhat awkwardly, "Uh, Ziqiao, actually, Little White Rabbit's voice is mine."

What?!

Lu Ziqiao was utterly shocked and said bitterly, "Mingyang, not only did you not remind me, but you also aided and abetted the evildoer. I am so disappointed in you!"

Su Mingyang sighed and comforted him, "Sigh, Ziqiao, there's nothing I can do."

Hearing this, Lu Ziqiao's resentment dissipated considerably, and he imagined, "I know, Hu Yifei forced you to do that, right? That she-devil is so boring!"

"Uh, Ziqiao, you're wrong again. Actually, it was voluntary. This weekend was too boring, and I wanted to add some spice to my life, so..."

Su Mingyang rubbed his nose.

Before he could finish speaking, Lu Ziqiao quickly interrupted, "And then you all used me as a scapegoat, just to tease me."

He was so angry he was about to vomit blood. What kind of mess was this? Not only did his dream of having twin sisters not exist, but he'd also been stabbed in the back by his own brother! He was absolutely furious! Su Mingyang had a sudden inspiration and laughed, "No, actually I wasn't just teasing you; I was also thinking about your health."

"For my health's sake"

Lu Ziqiao was a little confused.

Su Mingyang smiled and said, "Yes, I want to see. You spend your nights in bars drinking and chasing girls, your physical functions are definitely deteriorating day by day. If you don't exercise, you'll be finished when you get old. You'll even need to pee when the wind blows. You just said you walked tens of thousands of steps. It's okay to be a little tired now, but in a couple of days the benefits will show... you'll definitely be full of energy and vitality!"

"Don't try to fool me, I'm perfectly healthy, I can go a full ten meters backwards."

Lu Ziqiao boasted.

"Okay, you're the best then."

Su Mingyang was both amused and exasperated. He changed the subject, asking with some curiosity, "By the way, what was that big news you mentioned earlier?"

Upon hearing this, Lu Ziqiao no longer cared about Su Mingyang helping Hu Yifei, and excitedly laughed, "You won't believe it, but I just saw a group of sows line up and fall into a ditch on the road, hahaha!"

Su Mingyang looked completely bewildered, but Lu Ziqiao continued, "I've already filmed this amazing moment with my phone, and I've uploaded the video to YouTube. Mingyang, you'd better help me get it to the top of the popularity charts!"

Su Mingyang was speechless, and teased, "Hey Ziqiao, when did you become interested in sows? You have some rather unusual tastes."

"No way, Mingyang, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and help me bump this post!"

Lu Ziqiao urged.

".

"Sorry, Ziqiao, if you filmed a beautiful woman running naked in the street, I might be able to spare some time to cover for you. But if it's a sow, forget it. I have things to do, I'll hang up now."

Su Mingyang said.

"Hey, wait... don't hang up yet. Mingyang, aren't you resting? What could be wrong? You've been teasing me for so long, you have to make it up to me, it's just a simple post, is that so hard?"

"I asked Lu Ziqiao urgently."

Su Mingyang explained, "I really have something to do; I need to catch cockroaches and rats later."

"What cockroach rat?"

Lu Ziqiao was completely bewildered.

"Yes, rats and cockroaches are a species that get along well, hence the name bestowed by Guan Gu."

"Dog chicken!"

Lu Ziqiao was completely bewildered. First cockroaches, then rats, and now dogs and chickens—what the hell was this? After a three-second pause, he said irritably, "Mingyang, I'm truly exasperated with you! You come up with such a ridiculous excuse just to avoid getting my posts upvoted. Do you think I'm stupid?"

"Ziqiao, I don't have time to explain. I have to take action right away. You don't believe me now, but I guarantee you'll be shocked when I get back. That's all, bye!"

After saying that, Su Mingyang hung up the phone.

Chapter 199 Demon, Where Do You Think You're Going!

After hanging up the phone, Su Mingyang called everyone to the living room.

Chen Meijia asked excitedly, "Was it Ziqiao who called? Where is he now?"

"I don't know, anyway... it's very far. He said he walked tens of thousands of steps, and he already knows he's been tricked."

Su Mingyang shrugged.

"Walked tens of thousands of steps"

Lin Wanyu shook her head. "Just thinking about it is exhausting."

What happened to Ziqiao?

Zeng Xiaoxian asked.

Guan Gu Shenqi was also somewhat curious.

Upon hearing this, Chen Meijia happily recounted what had happened.

After listening, Zeng Xiaoxian complained, "Ziqiao really has a bad reputation!"

Guan Gu Shenqi almost laughed.

"Serves him right for being such a dissolute person all the time!"

Chen Meijia said nonchalantly, then after a moment's thought, looked at Su Mingyang expectantly: "By the way, Mingyang, Ziqiao didn't find his little white rabbit, is he very angry?"

"A little, but more excited than angry."

Su Mingyang said.

"excited"

Everyone was puzzled.

Su Mingyang raised an eyebrow and said, "Ziqiao didn't find the little white rabbit, but he found a bunch of sows, so he's very excited."

"sow"

Everyone looked at each other in surprise, wondering if Lu Ziqiao had awakened some kind of unusual fetish.

"Okay, let's not talk about this anymore. Everyone be quiet for a moment. I want to hear where the cockroaches and rats are hiding."

As Su Mingyang spoke, he walked to the balcony and closed the window, blocking out most of the noise from the outside world.

Then he sat back down on the sofa, closed his eyes, and listened intently.

Can you hear me?

Chen Meijia had some doubts.

"If Mingyang says it's possible, then it definitely is. Meijia, don't say anything yet."

After Lin Wanyu finished speaking, she gestured for everyone to be quiet. "Shh."

Although she didn't believe in the existence of cockroach rats, she believed in Su Mingyang's abilities.

Chen Meijia nodded: "Shh."

Guan Gu Shenqi looked at Su Mingyang and felt inexplicably nervous.

Zeng Xiaoxian was infected by the serious atmosphere and secretly swallowed, wondering if cockroaches and rats really existed. At this moment, the entire suite 36 was so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.

Everyone looked at Su Mingyang, waiting for the result while trying to eavesdrop, but they could only hear faint voices and the sound of wind coming from outside the window.

...In a corner of the suite, the cockroach-rat instinctively sensed something and immediately stopped moving.

Even so, the subtle sound of it touching the blanket did not escape Su Mingyang's ears.

This is the benefit of having sharp hearing and eyesight after mastering martial arts skills.

A moment later, Su Mingyang opened his eyes.

Seeing this, Chen Meijia couldn't wait to ask, "Mingyang, how is it? Any results yet?"

The other three were also very curious.

"Found it."

Su Mingyang said, looking at Zeng Xiaoxian with a strange expression.

Zeng Xiaoxian felt very uncomfortable under that gaze and asked, "Why are you staring at me like that? Is there something on my face?"

Su Mingyang smiled slightly and pointed to Zeng Xiaoxian's room.

Lin Wanyu immediately understood and exclaimed in surprise, "Mingyang, you mean the cockroach rat is in Teacher Zeng's room?"

"Um."

Su Mingyang nodded.

"My goodness, they actually went to Teacher Zeng's place."

Chen Meijia clutched the pillow tightly to her chest, and said in horror.

"No wonder it disappeared after we came back."