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Dragon Ball: A Beating of Frieza at the Start Author: Yi Qing
"The pinnacle of the universe? No, this is just my 'pepe'!"
I woke up to find myself transported to the Dragon Ball world, and the first thing I saw was a heavily injured Frieza!
"Ding! Super Saiyan Evolution System activated—Host, please deliver the final blow!"
He intercepted Goku's moment of glory, shattered Frieza with a single punch, and the universe's strongest warriors trembled in shock!
He brutally beat Cell, crushed Broly, and overpowered Jiren, unlocking the ancient Saiyan bloodline and creating the "God's Wrath: Super Saiyan Ultimate" form!
A candidate for God of Destruction? He's just a stepping stone on his path to growth!
The Omni-King Universe War begins! When the geniuses of the twelve universes gather, the protagonist shatters the rules of the arena with a single punch!
however--
A spacetime rift suddenly appears, and the "Supreme Devourer" that devours all worlds descends!
Angels have fallen, the High Priest has bled, and even the Omni-King has fallen silent...
"System, load 'End of the World: God of Saiyans' mode!"
In this battle, I will make the multiverse remember—
Who is the ultimate being who surpasses the Omni-King?
Chapter 1: Death and Transmigration, System Activated
As Lin Ye gulped down his third cup of instant coffee, the coffee grounds at the bottom of the plastic cup stung his throat. The time in the lower right corner of his computer screen jumped to 03:47, and 23 unread messages were piled up, all from his supervisor urging him on. The instant noodle containers on his desk had long since gone bad, and half a sausage was stuck in the gap between the keyboard—his dinner from yesterday.
He stared at the distorted, writhing quarterly report on the screen, his eyelids twitching uncontrollably. Seventy-two consecutive hours of overtime had given him all sorts of absurd hallucinations: last week he mistook the water dispenser for his manager in sunglasses, bowing and scraping before it for ten minutes as he presented his plans; yesterday he even argued with the bar charts in the Excel spreadsheet, convinced the data was mocking him. But this situation was clearly beyond common sense.
The numbers suddenly exploded into a blinding blue nebula, and a translucent arm emerged from the monitor, its fingertips crackling with electricity. Lin Ye jerked backward, knocking over the chair behind him, his back slamming heavily against the filing cabinet. "What the hell is this prank software?" Before he could finish speaking, he was pulled into a pixelated vortex. [Time Travel Countdown Initiated] 3! 2! 1! The shrill electronic sound made his eardrums ache; he felt as if his internal organs had been turned into mush. His last glimpse was of his employee badge floating out of his pocket, the gold lettering of "Outstanding Employee" distorting into bizarre symbols in the blue light.
Welcome to the real world, Mr. Corporate Slave.
When Lin Ye opened his eyes again, he was stuck headfirst in the soft, purple soil of Namek. His nostrils were filled with a mixture of sulfur and blood, like someone had stuffed rotten eggs and rust into them. A familiar roar rang in his ears, so loud it made his head throb: Farewell, Kakarot! He struggled to turn his neck, and the scene before him almost stopped his heart—the purple-skinned Frieza was pressing his mechanical arm against Goku's throat, the blond warrior covered in blood, drops of blood from his wounds falling to the ground, instantly creating a puff of white smoke.
"Did I really travel into Dragon Ball?" Lin Ye gasped, looking down to find himself wearing a Turtle Hermitage uniform, the rough fabric rubbing against his skin. The Dragon Ball radar at his waist was vibrating wildly, its beeping perfectly matching his rapid heartbeat. But this plot is wrong! In the original story, Goku was supposed to turn the tables at this point, so why...?
[Ding!] Your system account has been credited. Please check! A blood-red warning box almost pierced my retina as a semi-transparent game interface unfolded before my eyes, accompanied by sound effects reminiscent of a low-quality online game. The title "Earthlings' Counterattack Plan v2.5" flashed at the top, and below it were clearly listed:
【Current Task】
Rescue Goku from Frieza's feet (Reward: Saiyan Gene Injection ×1)
Collect the Dragon Balls before Vegeta arrives (Reward: Instant Transmission Trial Card)
Stay alive (Reward: None, but you will die)
"This lousy system is so perfunctory even with death threats?" Lin Ye tugged at his collar, noticing greasy instant noodle stains on his uniform. He was about to complain when his body, acting before his thoughts could process, darted forward. Years of overtime had honed his reflexes, allowing him to precisely grab a sharp piece of Saiyan spaceship wreckage from the ground, oblivious to the metal edge cutting his palm. "Hey! Purple Sweet Potato!" he yelled at the top of his lungs, his voice echoing across the desolate planet.
The instant Frieza turned his head, Lin Ye hurled the metal shard like a dart. He had practiced this move countless times—when slacking off in the office, he would shoot paperclips at his supervisor's photo and use the company logo on the whiteboard as a target. The shard sliced through the air, hitting Frieza's mechanical eye precisely, exploding in a blinding burst of sparks.
"Insects!" The cosmic emperor lashed out with his tail in fury, shattering the rocks beside him. He released Goku, and the detector emitted a piercing alarm. The red number 5 flashed wildly on the screen. How dare this trash with a power level of only 5 provoke me?
"Damn it!" Lin Ye felt warm blood welling up in his nose, but he grinned. He pulled out the small bottle, a system reward, from his uniform. The bottle was ice-cold, with the words "Shake before drinking" printed on it. Now! Get stronger! He bit off the cap and drank it all in one gulp. The liquid felt like molten lava pouring down his throat, tasting like expired Red Bull mixed with rust and a strange smell of toilet cleaner.
A sharp pain instantly swept through his body. Lin Ye felt every bone in his body cracking like popping beans, and his muscles felt like they were being pierced by countless needles. In a daze, he heard a system notification: [WARNING!] This product may cause clothing to rip apart. Please keep away from children... Suddenly, golden light surged, and his gi tore apart inch by inch, revealing his well-defined muscles. As the light dissipated, Frieza's detector exploded with a bang, and fragments grazed the cosmic emperor's cheek.
Lin Ye felt his power surging through his veins. He casually threw a punch, the air crackling like shattered glass, and a large crater was blasted into the hill in front of him. He licked the blood from the corner of his mouth and taunted, "Cosmic Emperor? In my eyes, you're just a purple dwarf! You're not even as good as one of my supervisor's toes!"
Frieza's mechanical arm instantly transformed, its countless cannons aimed at Lin Ye. The next second, a barrage of energy projectiles rained down like a storm. Lin Ye, however, neither dodged nor evaded, charging forward into the fire and grabbing the nearest beam with his bare hands. The intense heat seared his skin, the acrid smell of burning flesh mingling with the stench of blood assaulting his nostrils, but he only laughed more maniacally. With a sharp tug, he forcibly deflected the energy projectile's trajectory, sending it hurtling towards Frieza with a long trail of light.
Purple blood splattered like a fountain as the Cosmic Emperor screamed and flew backward, carving a hundred-meter-long furrow in the ground. Amidst the dust and smoke, Frieza struggled to his feet, one eye completely destroyed: Impossible... a mere Earthling...
Sun Wukong propped himself up on his knees, his golden eyes filled with shock: Who exactly are you? This power... doesn't seem to be something an ordinary human could possess!
"I'll tell you later!" Lin Ye's smile suddenly froze. The familiar sound of a spaceship engine echoed in the sky, growing louder as it approached, causing the ground to tremble slightly. Worse still, a scarlet warning suddenly popped up on the system interface, accompanied by a piercing alarm: [Emergency Notice] Energy fluctuations detected from a third-party force. Immediate evacuation recommended! Energy Intensity: ∞!
Lin Ye clenched his fists, watching the shuttle-shaped spaceship slowly descend. The moment the hatch opened, a sense of oppression washed over him. It seemed that this transmigrator's counterattack had only just begun. And he was no longer the exploited corporate slave he once was—in this world, he would be his own god.
Chapter 2: Beating Up Frieza
Ding! Saiyan Prince detected approaching, triggering side quest - Finish off Frieza in front of Vegeta. Reward: Vegeta Battle Suit!
Before the system's shrill electronic voice could finish speaking, a deafening roar shook the entire planet Namek. Vegeta's combat boots slammed into the ground like meteorites, instantly turning the sand within a ten-meter radius to dust, the shockwave sending up sand dunes three stories high. He stared at Lin Ye, who was radiating golden light and had the dying Frieza beneath his feet, his emerald green eyes practically spitting fire, his tail lashing out at the air like an enraged cobra: "You lowly bastard! Who gave you permission to lay a hand on my prey?"
Lin Ye calmly flicked the purple blood off his hands, and the system panel instantly exploded with a blinding red light on his retina:
■■■Combat Data■■■
[Frieza] HP: 1% (Near Death)
[Vegeta] Rage: 80% (Attack power +15% for every 10% increase in rage)
[Host] Temporary buff: Saiyan Gene (2 minutes and 30 seconds remaining, followed by a 10-minute weakened period)
"Give me three minutes." Lin Ye's lips curled into a wicked smile, and his figure flashed before Frieza like a ghost. The Cosmic Emperor tried to struggle in terror, but Lin Ye grabbed him by the throat with one hand and lifted him up. "System, activate forced absorption! Activate Frozen Demon form!"
"Stop!" Vegeta roared, unleashing a Ki Blast that nearly tore the sky apart with its dazzling blue light. Lin Ye remained calm, a pair of wings made of ice crystals suddenly unfurling from his back, the chilling aura instantly spreading within a hundred meters. With a crisp crack, the Ki Blast froze in mid-air into a massive ice block, crashing heavily to the ground and scattering ice shards everywhere.
Frieza's mechanical eyes flashed red alarm lights frantically, and his voice was filled with terror: You...you damned Earthling! How dare you speak to me, the King...Before he could finish speaking, his body began to wither away at a visible speed, and purple energy surged into Lin Ye's body like a torrent.
[Ding! Successfully absorbed 10% of Frieza's energy, gaining 5000 evolution points!]
[Unlock hidden achievement: Kingslayer (Permanently increases damage against Emperor-type enemies by 20%, triggers special voice line: Kneel down, my defeated foe!)]
[Host's emotional value has surged. Temporary skill activated: King's Contempt (enemy attack speed within range -30%)]
"Now, it's your turn, Your Highness." Lin Ye slowly turned around, his aura suddenly surging threefold. Vegeta's waist-mounted detector emitted a piercing beep, then exploded into fragments with a bang. The final value it displayed caused the proud Saiyan's pupils to shrink—1,250,000!
Impossible! This is impossible! Vegeta staggered back half a step, the tip of his tail trembling slightly uncontrollably. How could a mere low-ranking warrior without even a tail...
"Is this all you Saiyans can say?" Lin Ye suddenly grinned, revealing blood-stained teeth. "System, play the brainwashing version of 'Saiyans Don't Cry' BGM, volume up!"
In an instant, a strange children's song melody echoed across the entire battlefield. Vegeta's face turned ashen, veins bulging on his forehead: "I'll tear you to pieces!" Ah—
boom!
Lin Ye unleashed a powerful uppercut, sending Vegeta soaring into the air. Just as he was about to press his advantage, a familiar voice suddenly rang out:
かめはめ波!
Covered in blood, Goku had somehow managed to stand up. His Kamehameha, unleashed with devastating force, collided with Vegeta's! The collision of these two terrifying energies caused Namek to tremble violently.
Just then, a sharp alarm sounded in Lin Ye's mind:
[Warning! Beerus, the God of Destruction, has reached 50% awakening level, causing a decrease in the stability of the surrounding space!]
[The divine dragon Porunga is about to descend. Please prepare to make your wish immediately!]
Suddenly, a huge rift opened in the sky, and the massive body of the dragon Porunga emerged from it, its red vertical pupils scanning the battlefield: "Speak your wishes!"
Taking advantage of the energy collision, Vegeta broke free and landed awkwardly on the ground, kneeling on one knee and shouting: "Great Shenron! Let me become a Super Saiyan surpassing Goku..."
"I want an infinitely growing physique!" Lin Ye roared, his voice ten times louder than usual, his aura surging to the point where it was almost impossible to look directly at him.
The dragon's eyes blazed with red light: Your wish will come true...
Wait! A dying roar suddenly rang out. The dying Frieza gathered his last bit of energy, his entire body beginning to expand wildly: "Even if I, Frieza, die, I'll take you all down with me!"
Amidst the deafening explosion, the shockwave distorted the dragon's body. Amidst the billowing smoke and dust, Lin Ye heard a jumbled system notification:
[Interference signal across the universe detected!]
[Error! A major timeline deviation has occurred!]
[Forced teleportation initiated - Target: Destroyer of Asgard? Beerus Temple]
Just before his consciousness was swallowed by the light, Lin Ye saw three images: Vegeta's face contorted with rage; Goku giving him a thumbs-up; and a gigantic figure appearing in the void, its purple pupils flashing with a dangerous light. A playful voice echoed in his mind: "Oh? Another interesting ant has delivered itself to your door..."
[Ding! New map unlocked: God of Destruction - Beerus Temple]
[Mission Update: Survive in front of Beerus for 10 minutes. Reward: Preliminary analysis of Divine Aura].
Chapter 3 Cosmic Tremor
Snapped!
Bulma's coffee cup shattered on the floor, splattering brown liquid across the lab floor. She stared intently at the live feed from the satellite—on the ruins of Namek, a strange warrior stood atop Frieza's mechanical wreckage, golden flames painting half the sky a sunset hue. His combat suit was tattered and torn, yet a gleaming badge proclaiming "The Coolest Working Man in the Universe" was pinned to his left chest—a bragging item Lin Ye had redeemed with system points.
This is impossible... Her fingers trembled as she zoomed in on the image. Even Goku in his Super Saiyan form couldn't defeat Frieza, yet this guy smashed him into a pile of parts with his "Working Spirit? Bricklaying Smash"?
snort!
Vegeta smashed the control panel with a punch, his tail taut amidst sparks. The screen played a slow-motion replay of Lin Ye's fight—the trajectory of that uppercut precisely avoided all of Frieza's vitals, yet inflicted maximum pain. He was toying with Frieza. Vegeta's temples throbbed, like a cat playing with a mouse.
"Do you know him?" Bulma bent down to pick up the shards of the cup and asked in a deliberately casual tone. "I think he's quite fashionable; even the ripped holes in his combat suit are so stylish."
"An Earthling who just got lucky." Vegeta's voice was filled with suppressed anger. He would never admit that when he saw Lin Ye give the middle finger to the satellite camera, he felt a strange sense of identification—the Saiyan's instinctive respect for the strong.
The lab door suddenly slid open, and Trunks rushed in, clutching the Dragon Ball radar: "Mom! The Dragon Balls are responding! It's from Namek..." His words caught in his throat, his eyes wide with shock. That person's hair... it's glowing!
Bulma burst out laughing: "He not only shines, he was just giving a peace sign to the camera."
Vegeta's face was so black it could drip ink.
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On Namek, Lin Ye regretted it as soon as he gave the middle finger to the sky.
System, am I being too arrogant? What if readers say I'm showing off?
[Friendly Reminder: Host's current cosmic reputation is 1024, and the number of haters is 327 (can be exchanged for "Keyboard Warrior Reflection Shield")]
[Gain new title: Frieza Terminator (Damage against Frozen Demons +15%, triggers special voice line: Working is out of the question, I can only make a living by beating up bosses)]
Lin Ye rubbed his aching arms; the bruises under his combat suit burned with pain. He'd just used his bare hands to withstand the aftershocks of Frieza's self-destruction to look cool, and now his muscles were protesting. He opened the system shop; teleportation was priced at 3000 points, and he only had 1250—just enough to buy the [Office Worker First Aid Kit]: containing bandages, an iced Americano, and a random inspirational quote.
Damn! Even the recovery potions are so cheap?
[Reward for defeating Frieza has been issued: Frieza's Tail (can be used to craft a keychain)]
[Do you wish to redeem Kaioken (Trial Version)? Friendly reminder: May cause retinal detachment.]
Lin Ye was about to complain when a chill suddenly ran down his spine. It felt like being watched by thirty supervisors simultaneously on a Monday morning—his hairs stood on end. He slowly turned around and saw—
A tall man in a blue bodysuit is scooping pink ice cream with a spoon. Most bizarrely, he's floating in mid-air eating his ice cream cone, with a miniature refrigerator hovering beside him!
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