bookbashuk Chapter 3: This guy doesn't even deserve to be called Cupid!
Chapter 3: This guy doesn't even deserve to be called Cupid!
The programmed instigation continued: "Let her go. If you truly love her, go and be reborn with her."
Lu Mingfei: "..."
"Great, it's a double tragedy! A happy ending!" Lu Mingfei almost laughed in anger. "Only when one dies and the other lives is it considered a tragedy, only when they die together in a double suicide pact is it considered perfect, right? Instigating murder, you are truly heinous!"
"Wait..." Lu Mingfei suddenly could not only hear sounds, but also see images.
The scene before him was a cliff, with a blonde woman on the edge of the cliff and a red-haired woman not far away.
Two girls?
No, now even best friends are committing suicide together?
Lu Mingfei was so puzzled that he simply voiced his doubts.
Ning Tian and Wu Feng looked distressed upon hearing his voice.
Seeing their expressions, Lu Mingfei realized what was going on: "Hey, what's the big deal..."
Lu Mingfei smiled awkwardly.
Although he did not understand homosexuality, he expressed respect for it.
Both girls were so troubled by this that they were contemplating suicide, and Lu Mingfei felt he had to say something to try and win them back.
"Opposite sexes are all about procreation, same sex is true love!" Lu Mingfei racked his brains. "Well, the authenticity of feelings never depends on gender, but on the people themselves. True love can overcome everything! Gender is just a small hurdle. Be firm in your heart! At worst, you can adopt a child later! If that doesn't work, you can do IVF, one child each, everyone will have their own biological child, the bloodline will continue, and the love will be preserved. Isn't that the best of both worlds, haha..."
As he was talking, Lu Mingfei really wanted to slap himself. What was all this nonsense?!
Homosexuals also have to overcome difficulties from family and societal norms; it's not that simple...
Lu Mingfei sighed; the scene had been cut again.
"Wow, twins!" Lu Mingfei's eyes lit up when he saw the two beautiful girls who looked almost identical.
Although he had seen many beautiful women, even the enchanting Xia Mi was only on par with these two anime beauties.
The light blue gradient hair is so dreamy, so is this from an anime or game?
"...You all look alike and are equally outstanding, but only one of you can be with him. Whoever survives will have the right to be with him..."
"Where did this idiot come from?! All of his comments are brainless! Why would two perfectly good girls fight to the death for someone else? What a piece of trash! Does he even deserve for girls to give their lives for him?!"
Wang Dong'er & Wang Qiu'er: "..."
They recognized the voice; it was Huo Yuhao's.
Meanwhile, the unfamiliar voice over there had just misled them, saying that Huo Yuhao wouldn't know what was happening here.
"...Since no one has died, you may remain here forever."
Upon hearing this, Lu Mingfei flew into a rage: "Oh, my temper! What kind of bastards are these! Either they instigate suicide or they incite others to kill each other! Listen to me! Ladies, you two team up and slaughter your way through this wretched place! I refuse to believe that there's no other way out except for one person dying!"
In fact, Wang Dong'er also realized that this place wouldn't really take their lives; as long as there was genuine affection, they wouldn't be truly punished.
But was that really Yuhao's voice? Didn't the owner of that instigating voice hear what Yuhao said?
"There are so many beautiful things in the world! What a terrible place where love is everything!"
Lu Mingfei cursed and changed the scene again.
"What is this thing that's so offensive?"
Lu Mingfei's exclamation successfully stopped the two of them in their tracks.
"Thank goodness the scene changed again. Although teenagers have a somewhat unspeakable curiosity about that kind of thing, let's skip this kind of clear live play." Lu Mingfei wiped away a bead of sweat.
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"Mom, watch over me from heaven. No matter how hard it takes, one day I will return and trample everything here under my feet..."
Lu Mingfei remained silent for a long time.
He read through the past experiences of a person named Huo Yuhao.
"What bad luck! But everyone who enters this damn Qiankun Wenqing Valley is unlucky." It's just that Huo Yuhao is the unluckiest.
Before he transmigrated here, Huo Yuhao had already been tortured and killed thousands of times.
Others may suffer, but they only have to die once. He... sigh.
"That damn shadow man is a real scoundrel!"
Lu Mingfei felt depressed for a while because of Huo Yuhao, and then he realized his own situation.
This is what he called the "boost pack".
But what should we do next?
As soon as he wakes up, he will still be tortured to death by that damned shadow man!
Even if he saw Huo Yuhao's memories, he wouldn't be able to use his martial soul, make soul tools, or utilize the undead demiplane. He still wouldn't have any feelings for Huo Yuhao's acquaintances! And that Tang Sect, Huo Yuhao seems to be the backbone of it, but Lu Mingfei is just a good-for-nothing!
"As for Wang Dong'er and Wang Qiu'er... why don't we make Huo Yuhao the emperor? An emperor has three thousand concubines, it's not unreasonable for him to only marry two, is it?"
Wang Dong'er & Wang Qiu'er: "???"
Unfortunately, they happened to overhear that.
Wang Qiu'er was surprised, and Wang Dong'er was stunned.
Thinking back to what they had said during their heart-to-heart talk, and knowing Wang Qiu'er's feelings for Huo Yuhao, even though Wang Dong'er still harbored possessiveness towards Huo Yuhao, since Huo Yuhao thought this way...
"If you don't mind..." Wang Dong'er looked at Wang Qiu'er with a complicated expression. The rest of her words could only be understood, as she found it difficult to say them.
Wang Qiu'er's expression also became complicated.
If Huo Yuhao is the kind of person who wants to enjoy the blessings of having multiple wives, then she suddenly feels a sense of disillusionment with Huo Yuhao.
"Unfortunately, I am not the real Huo Yuhao."
Lu Mingfei's words caused Wang Qiu'er's mood to take a dramatic turn.
Wang Dong'er also breathed a sigh of relief.
Thank goodness, she was right about Huo Yuhao.
"But this love triangle is really troublesome. Can't the three of them just live together peacefully?"
After saying that, Wang Dong'er and Wang Qiu'er no longer heard Huo Yuhao's voice.
Wang Qiu'er looked at Wang Dong'er: "It seems that everyone's test is different. This Qiankun Wenqing Valley is using our weaknesses to blackmail us."
Therefore, they decided that they absolutely could not fight!
Tang San didn't want to do anything unnecessary because of Huo Yuhao, so the two of them passed the test smoothly.
The assessments in other places, especially those of Ning Tian and Wu Feng, were truly surprising and repulsive to him.
Although these two people did not violate the principles of Qiankun Wenqing Valley, and they saw their own hearts clearly and found true love, but...
How can two women be together?!
"What kind of Cupid is this? It's all twisted logic, heresy, and distorted thinking. How dare he call himself Cupid?"