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"I admit your Herod-style grilled fish is delicious, but what if I brought out this '50-kilogram equivalent landmine raw marinated'? How would you react then?"
"Haha, the crucian carp soup is here!"
Latis lifted the lid of the tire-sized pot and took a large plate of pickled fish from the magical furnace of the Chodron Vegetable Pot, placing it on the table.
Yashutia's vest was slightly damp. She looked at the indifferent-looking robin and asked:
"I am not wrong, right?"
“You’re not mistaken.” The robin gently lifted the stool from under the cloak, ready to flee at any moment.
"Hey, this, this, all the dishes are ready, why aren't we eating yet?" Latis asked loudly, picking up a plate to serve fish to everyone.
“Big brother.” A glint flashed in Ateliers’ eyes, and she stopped Latis’s actions with a serious expression. “This dish is poisoned and cannot be eaten.”
"How could my food be poisonous!"
Latis slammed his fist on the table, grabbed a sashimi slice, and stuffed it into his mouth.
“Wait, that magic furnace will…” Ateliers opened her mouth slightly, sighed, and turned to Yashutia to ask, “Among magical creations, are there any recipes that only use landmine fish?”
“Yes…” Yashutia said, her throat dry, “There is a smelting recipe for weapon enchanting that can add explosive effects to weapons.”
"What?" Latis put down the plate, looked at the pale-faced group in confusion, and sat back down in his chair with a frown.
boom!
Latis's buttocks were charred black, and as the poor chair leg flew up, his robe was lifted by the updraft of the explosion, revealing the black lace bra he had forgotten to remove.
At this point, it has become an art.
Chapter 64 Beautiful Girl Figurine Display Box and Fate Box (Two-part series, please read on!)
"Sir Knight, if you don't speak up, the oxcart will drive into the river!"
The farmer driving the cart wiped his sweat and couldn't help but turn around and shout at the holy knight who was lost in thought.
"Huh?" Jennifer withdrew from the lively chat area and looked blankly at the equally bewildered coachman.
After a long silence, she scratched her head and asked:
"Where is this?"
"I have no idea!" the coachman cried. "Sir Knight, after you got in the carriage, you told me to keep going in this direction. I asked you questions along the way but you didn't respond. I thought this was your destination!"
"Oh, oh, oh, I remember now!" Jennifer chuckled, scratching her head. She flicked a gold coin to the coachman, then nimbly jumped off the carriage, waved behind her, and shouted:
"Thank you for your hard work, I'll be going now!"
She tightened her armor, and with a flash of golden light beneath her feet, she ran forward swiftly under the blessing of divine magic.
Jennifer only looked confused again after the coachman had disappeared from sight.
"Where am I?"
She looked around, couldn't help but sigh, and muttered to herself:
"Finding directions in this desolate wilderness is definitely too difficult for a shut-in like me! It's all the Pope's fault for asking me to help the magic sorcerer, and it's already over before we even reached our destination..."
"I haven't unlocked the pathfinding spells on the magic network, and folk magic isn't very reliable..."
Jennifer hesitated for a moment, then took a bottle of holy water from her pocket and glanced guiltily at the sky:
"Although it's not meant to ward off evil, helping me find my way is the right thing to do! God won't mind!"
She sprinkled the holy water on her hands and silently recited a prayer incantation.
A golden light rose from her hand, hovering in the air, pointing towards the nearest sanctuary. It then formed a rough map before slowly dissipating.
"Thank you, God of Light! I'll go back and offer you some of the Goddess's books!" Jennifer strode forward, comparing the map in her memory. "It looks like... Hard-Stem City? The place names in Senhai Territory are really strange... Let's walk there slowly!"
"Anyway, I haven't done anything yet, but it's really been hard work for me. I'll take a break for a bit!"
……
"Little Ge Ying! Wow, you've grown so much taller in just one year!"
Yan Yan picked up Ge Ying and pressed her against him tightly, not giving the two men even the slightest chance to greet her.
"Painted-faced sister! Cat brother! Stinky-footed uncle!"
Ge Ying clung to Yan Yan and happily waved her arms.
Ah Mao waved his hand helplessly, looked at the dilapidated hut behind Ge Ying, kicked Shit Egg who was ravenously eating a hundred roasted potatoes he had bought in the village, and said:
"You should eat less! You've already devoured fifty silver shills, and this round trip is less than a quarter of the way! Stop eating and go help Going repair the house."
"Mmm!" Shitball swallowed the potato in his mouth, straightened his collar, and chuckled, "These hundred potatoes are enough for me to stockpile energy for the whole trip. Don't come begging me then..."
boom!
Ah Mao's uncontrollable, explosive punch shut Shit-Dan up. Shit-Dan raised his hands with a crooked mouth and squinted eyes and obediently went into the house.
"Did you know, Xiao Ge Ying, there's a really amazing guy in the mage world lately! His online name is Gouzi Ge..."
Yan Yan began to tell stories she had heard on her journey with great interest.
"...Finally, after much trouble, my mage friend found out that the petrified, ferocious griffin was indeed created by Gouzi! Some people say that a sixth-ring griffin is equivalent to four sixth-ring mages. I wonder how many mages Gouzi teamed up with to defeat that griffin..."
"Just him." Ge Ying blinked and said with a grin.
"What did you say?" Yan Yan was stunned, wondering if she hadn't heard clearly.
"It was him alone!" Ge Ying grabbed Yan Yan's hand and shouted, "I was right there by Moonlight Lake, and I saw him easily make the griffin cry with just a small hammer! Then he snapped his fingers, and the griffin turned to stone in an instant!"
"Really? Really?" Yan Yan stammered. "Hammer? Isn't he a sixth-circle mage?"
"Maybe he's also a powerful warrior!" Ah Mao, who had just finished repairing the hut, leaned against the doorway and laughed. "Ge Ying, is that gentleman still in Cu Gen Village? Your sister Yan Yan wants to go and flirt with him."
"Hey, what do you mean by 'flirting'!" Yan Yan shouted indignantly. "That's a challenge to physical strength!"
"Hmm, they seem to have just left..." Ge Ying said, slightly lost in thought, with a hint of longing, "That brother has a moving house and lots of friends! Ge Ying really wants to go on an adventure with him..."
"A moving hut?" Shit Dan couldn't help but ask. He and Ah Mao Yan Yan exchanged a glance, both remembering that alchemy hut with a bunch of hairy legs.
"Could it be... that the gentleman who triggered my warrior radar this morning was... the sixth-ring mage who defeated the gryphon?!"
Ah Mao cried out in surprise.
"So, it must be him. No wonder he ignored those landmine fish..." Yan Yan recalled the scene from this morning and couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.
"Young man, terrifying indeed!" Shit Egg couldn't help but mutter.
Ge Ying looked at Yan Yan, then at Amao and Shidan. She saw shock and awe on their faces, and she felt the same way. However, when she recalled her encounter with Latis and the others, an indescribable warmth lingered in her heart.
"You foul-mouthed wolf brother, you probably don't know this, but you also avenged me..."
Ge Ying looked down shyly at her smooth and healthy calves, remained silent for a while, then suddenly raised her head and said earnestly to the three of them:
"I want to join the soldiers' round-the-world tour."
……
I wonder if Ge Ying will still participate in the Warriors' Round-the-World Tour.
Latis lay on the roof of the alchemy hut, watching the clouds slowly moving across the sky. Suddenly, a memory from his simulated memories flashed through his mind: the slender, powerful body beneath the warrior's uniform, and the bare feet stained with milk beneath the leggings.
"Latis, Latis, how could you have such a despicable thought? This isn't a simulation; she doesn't even like you yet!"
He shook his head and sighed.
Suddenly, the window beside him opened, and the half-elf poked her head out, letting her silver hair flutter in the wind. She asked:
"Brother, are you okay?"
Latis opened his mouth and said in a deep voice:
"What's wrong? I'm exploring the trajectory of clouds and air currents."
Artemis suppressed a laugh and calmly said:
"Um... actually, we didn't see it just now..."
"Stop talking!" Latis jumped up abruptly, pulled up his robe, revealing his muscular chest, and cried out in a mournful voice:
"I wasn't wearing one, I really wasn't wearing one!"
Artemis took a deep breath, ran through the saddest memories of her life in her mind, and managed to force a smile. She went up to the roof, gazed at the distant scenery along the road she was traveling on, rolled up the hem of her robe, sat down next to Latis, and coughed lightly:
"We should reach Tendrils Village around this afternoon, and if we don't stop, we'll arrive at Hardstem City by evening. Brother, Senhai Territory isn't as desolate as Dragonhorn Territory, so there aren't many bandits on the road, and you can travel this part of the journey in peace."
“That’s good.” Latis sat down again, squinted at the extended magic radar network, and lay down after confirming that there were no noteworthy magic fluctuations.
"The Path of the Sage is still under cooldown. I currently have 150 Goddess Water left. How about trying the level 50 Dimensional Journey?"
He glanced at the half-elf, who was comfortably resting with his eyes closed in the breeze, and thought to himself:
"Speaking of that previous interdimensional journey, although it involved simulated text, the physical experience was incredibly realistic. I just wonder what would happen to my original body... I'll have Arte keep an eye on things for me!"
Latis, thinking of this, poked the half-elf in the waist and said:
“Arte, I’m about to begin a special meditation practice that may involve a period of deep sleep. Could you please keep an eye on me?”
"Huh?" Arterifus nodded subconsciously, and then saw Latis naturally rest her head on her lap and close her eyes.
She sighed helplessly and summoned plant guardians, which coiled around Latis and formed a bed beneath him.
"Big brother..."
Artemis stared blankly at Latis's strong features, then smiled softly.
……
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