Chapter 68: Can you... be a little more composed?
Chapter 68: Can you... be a little more composed?
"Fellow Daoist Yin Yang, come quickly, come quickly!"
Kunwu greeted the Yin-Yang Taoist.
"They're here."
The Yin-Yang Taoist looked confident, his eyes fixed on a pile of remains frozen in place by the Kunwu Taoist. These weren't remains at all; they were money and silver.
"Yin and Yang reversed!"
The Taoist priest pointed at her with an air of importance.
There's no such thing as yin and yang being reversed; he wouldn't do that.
He had only heard Kunpeng mention that this was a great divine power of Yin and Yang, and then he remembered it.
Under the caress of the Yin-Yang Taoist, the pile of wreckage indeed turned into ingots of silver.
"good!"
Master Xiyi exclaimed in approval.
He always manages to make everyone feel comfortable.
"Fellow Daoist, your supernatural powers are truly astounding! I am deeply impressed!"
Kunwu bowed to Yin Yang and said.
"Haha, fellow Daoist's ability to turn the earth into steel is also quite impressive."
The Yin-Yang Taoist responded sincerely.
The two were so engrossed in praising each other that they couldn't help themselves.
That wasn't all. The Yin-Yang Taoist pocketed the silver, turned around and looked at Kunpeng, clearly saying: Quickly praise this old Taoist.
It's silly, but it works really well.
Kunpeng, not wanting to spoil the atmosphere, verbally remarked to Yin Yang, "I knew long ago that you, fellow Daoist, possess great talent, and indeed you have been right. This tomb city truly is a place of opportunity for you, fellow Daoist."
"Ha ha!"
The Yin-Yang Taoist was very pleased to receive Kunpeng's praise.
While there may be some exaggeration, it does convey half the truth.
This tomb city, where yin and yang are reversed and its operation is maintained by twisted and broken rules, is indeed a perfect place for the Yin-Yang Taoist.
No matter where you are, once you leave this tomb city, the Yin-Yang Taoist's ability to "turn stone into gold" won't work.
This cemetery is very special.
Everything is fake, yet it is also real.
It lies between falsehood and truth; if you believe it's false, then it's false; if you believe it's true, then it's true.
The Yin-Yang Taoist's special abilities are amplified to an extreme degree here.
This place is like a dream city of the Yin-Yang Taoist, and with his special Yin-Yang skills, he's practically cheating.
But once he leaves this tomb city, this ability will no longer exist.
He was like a thread that had suddenly fallen into a fragmented web of rules, and was now arbitrarily connected to this twisted and broken web.
Once he has connected that thread, it will be effective.
This experience can be considered a tale of the Peach Blossom Spring by a Taoist priest.
of course.
And we must not forget Kunwu, who used the great supernatural power of "turning the earth into steel".
"Fellow Daoist Kunwu is also quite good. Your union with Fellow Daoist Yin Yang is truly the will of Heaven!"
Kunpeng said sincerely.
Although it sounds like two people in a yin-yang relationship.
Actually, that's not the case. In the primordial world, they were a pair of strange and unpleasant characters, but here they are a pair that are even more powerful than a tiger.
This is a moment.
"Ha ha!"
Kunwu also laughed loudly.
No one in the entire prehistoric world could resist being praised by Kunpeng.
"There's still something to pick up!"
Kunwu was somewhat intoxicated by Kunpeng's praise.
Then I saw a pile of things not far away...
"Certainly!"
Kunwu dashed over in a flash, and without even looking at what it was, shouted: Freeze!
Then that thing spoke.
"Ah, don't pick me up, I'm cow dung, I already have an owner."
Awkward, isn't it?
Kunwu was stunned, too excited to look closely, and only then did he realize it was a pile of cow dung.
This cow must have a very good appetite, look at all these.
What's even more outrageous is that it spoke and wouldn't let Kunwu Daoist pick it up, because it already had an owner.
Kunwu: ? ? ?
"Fellow Daoist? Couldn't you... be a little more composed? Haha..."
Kunpeng almost held back, but he couldn't.
"Ha ha……"
The Yin-Yang Taoist's best frenemy has arrived; he's the one laughing the loudest.
Xi Yi truly endured it, and he managed to hold back.
Not only did they hold back, but they also stepped forward and said to the cow dung, "Forget it, forget it, didn't you see us?"
Cow dung: ...
"Alright, alright. It won't remember in a bit, it's alright, it's alright." Xi Yi comforted the silent Kunwu Daoist.
Without turning back, she put her arm around Kunwu's shoulder and walked forward.
"Keep your voice down, you're the loudest one laughing." Kunpeng patted Yin Yang Daoist.
Kunpeng felt that he had inadvertently hurt a fellow Daoist's feelings and wanted to make amends.
Just then, the Yin-Yang Taoist was suppressing a laugh... Found you, you're the one.
"It's all your fault! Why were you laughing so loudly? If you hadn't laughed so loudly, Fellow Daoist Kunwu wouldn't have been so sad and embarrassed."
"Everyone else is laughing, but you are. You're really something."
Kunpeng berated the Yin-Yang Taoist.
While grumbling, he forgot that he had laughed too, and it was all the Yin-Yang Taoist's fault.
Yin-Yang Taoist: "Me?"
"What do you mean, 'what do you mean,' follow me and stop talking."
Kunpeng grabbed his arm and silently followed the two people in front.
Xi Yi had his arm around Kun Wu's shoulder, and they remained silent.
Behind them, Kunpeng, pulling Yin Yang along, remained equally silent.
We walked for a while.
I was careless.
Kunwu Daoist spoke these words.
"Yes, yes, you were careless, but it was all for the sake of completing the primordial world as soon as possible. Fellow Daoist, you have worked too hard."
Kunpeng shook off Yin Yang's hand, strode forward, patted Kunwu Daoist on the shoulder, and said.
"Fellow Daoist, there's no need to be in such a hurry. This tomb city is not a place that can be taken in a short time. Today, our main focus should be on exploration... After a morning of exploration, we have made great gains and deserve praise."
Quickly skip over the awkward moment that just happened.
If we shift our attention to other things, given the limited NPC intelligence of these fellow Daoists, Kunwu will probably forget about them soon.
"I intend to return first. What are your opinions?"
It's noon, and we've explored most of it.
There's still the Paper Doll Time and Space that needs our close attention; Kunpeng plans to go back first.
"Well, rushing things can be awkward. I... I'll go back first." Yin Yang said halfway through, then suddenly realized he was losing control of himself.
He forced himself to cut off the conversation and quickly agreed with Kunpeng's opinion.
"Yes!" Xi Yi nodded as well.
Like Kunwu, he really wanted to leave this place as soon as possible and forget that unpleasant experience.
Seeing that everyone had agreed, the four of them began to walk along the path to the point where the passage nine steps led to the cemetery.
It resembles a giant light curtain.
Anything that gets too close will be pushed away.
The four of them walked safely through the light curtain.
A sense of fragmentation, as if I had stepped out of a paradise.
Although everything in the cemetery was distorted and fragmented.
Even so, there is a bizarre beauty of civilization, and the real post-apocalyptic world is just like its name: the post-apocalyptic world.
The gloomy sky was no better even at midday; in fact, it appeared even more distorted due to the fragmented sunlight.
"Fellow Daoist?"
The Taoist priest Cangqiong, who was guarding the exit, waved happily when he saw the four people return safely.
"I'm back." Kunpeng breathed a sigh of relief, feeling relaxed.
"I'm back." The Yin-Yang Taoist felt as if he had returned from a dream, like returning from a paradise.
"I'm back," Kunwu Daoist said in a complicated tone, sounding dazed.
"I'm back." Xi Yi Dao Ren's tone was the most indifferent.
Four people, four different states of mind.
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