bookbashuk Chapter 33 The town mayor came to inspect the work and was so frightened by the talking smart toilet
Chapter 33 The town mayor came to inspect the work and was so frightened by the talking smart toilet
Lin Xian pursed his lips helplessly, and with a slight thought, severed the spatial teleportation portal to the underwater dragon palace.
The water barrier, emitting a faint blue light, quickly dissipated into the air.
He walked slowly back to the courtyard of the old house, wearing flip-flops that cost 9.9 yuan with free shipping, and smelling of salty sea.
As soon as I looked up, I was met with the stern face of Mayor Liu Zhengtang, which was as rigid as an iron plate.
Liu Zhengtang stood with his hands behind his back, sporting a slightly overweight beer belly, accompanied by several provincial inspectors carrying folders.
Village chief Wang Fugui huddled in a corner, beads of sweat dripping from his forehead, not daring to wipe them away.
Liu Zhengtang was so frightened when he saw the floating manor 10,000 meters above the ground at the foot of the mountain that his legs trembled.
But as the local official, he felt that if he couldn't even keep a young man in check, how could he possibly succeed in his official career?
He cleared his throat, adopted an official tone, and tried to establish his authority by using the usual tactics of suppressing people.
"Comrade Lin Xian, the illegal construction you've done in this yard is too large and poses a serious safety hazard."
"Look at that mountain floating in the sky. Is that a place where people can live? What if it falls down and hits the flowers and plants?"
"Experts from the province are all here today, and we must conduct a comprehensive hazard investigation in your area."
Lin Xian yawned and casually grabbed a dry towel to wipe his wet hair.
He didn't even glance at the bureaucratic mayor, and went straight to the holographic beach chair to lie down.
"Go ahead and investigate, just don't damage my mutated watermelon. That thing is worth more than your official hat."
Liu Zhengtang was so angry at this arrogant attitude that his cheeks twitched, and he pointed at Lin Xian for a long time without being able to speak.
Ma Hualong, dressed in a security guard uniform, stood at the gate, his stun gun crackling in his hand.
The former billionaire looked coldly at Liu Zhengtang, thinking to himself that this insignificant official dared to run wild in the territory of the gods.
If Lin Xian hadn't remained silent, Ma Hualong would have already kicked the meddlesome town mayor out with a stick.
Liu Zhengtang took two deep breaths, feeling that it was undignified to lose his temper in public.
He got a stomachache from eating street food this morning, and just now he was terrified by the floating mountain. His stomach is churning violently right now.
He clutched his stomach, trying to appear calm, and pointed to the small, futuristic-looking house in the corner of the yard.
"When checking for potential hazards, start by inspecting the unsanitary areas. I want to see if your bathroom's sewage discharge standards are met..."
Before he could finish speaking, Liu Zhengtang tucked his legs together and rushed into the high-tech guest restroom.
The sensor door to the restroom slid open automatically as he stepped in, then closed behind him with a soft, high-tech sound.
Liu Zhengtang breathed a sigh of relief, and just as he unbuckled his belt, the scene before him stunned him.
There are no water pipes in the entire bathroom, and the walls are made of nano-luminescent material that emits a soft white light.
In the very center is a silver-white, floating smart toilet shaped like a space capsule.
Liu Zhengtang swallowed hard and forced himself to sit down.
The instant he sat down, a dark blue ring-shaped scanning beam rose from the bottom of the toilet and scanned his entire body.
Before he could react, a clear and resonant male voice suddenly rang out in the quiet bathroom.
"Dear valued guest, the Quantum AI Smart Bathroom System is at your service."
"The target vital signs have been scanned. The heart rate is high and the blood pressure is hovering at the critical level."
"Based on gas chromatography analysis of your breath, you consumed a large amount of raw garlic last night and did not perform effective oral hygiene."
Liu Zhengtang trembled with fright, gripping the edge of the toilet tightly with both hands, his face turning deathly pale.
How does this damn toilet know so much about him eating garlic at home last night?
The magnetic broadcasting voice didn't stop; instead, it increased in volume, exuding an undeniable sense of professionalism.
"Real-time gut microbiota monitoring results have been generated."
"You have excessive stomach acid secretion and intestinal smooth muscle spasms, and are diagnosed with acute gastroenteritis."
Accompanied by a voice announcement, the seamless armor plate on the side of the toilet automatically slides open.
A nimble silver robotic arm, carrying a small tray, precisely extended it in front of Liu Zhengtang.
On the tray was a cup of warm water at just 45 degrees Celsius and a specially synthesized stomach medicine tablet.
The camera at the end of the robotic arm even moved up and down in a human-like manner, as if urging him to take his medicine.
"Please take the nano-repair stomach medicine promptly; it can repair damaged gastric mucosa in just ten seconds."
"To alleviate your tension, would you like this system to activate the deep sphincter relaxation massage and cleansing mode?"
The broadcasting voice echoed in the enclosed restroom, each word striking Liu Zhengtang's fragile nerves like a heavy hammer.
It can instantly analyze pathology, automatically dispense medication, and even give him that kind of unspeakable deep massage?
At that moment, the materialism that was ingrained in Liu Zhengtang's mind snapped completely.
His legs went limp and he slid off the toilet without even bothering to pull up his pants.
He plopped down on the smooth nano floor and crawled towards the door on all fours.
The bathroom's sensor doors opened automatically to both sides as he approached.
The provincial inspectors outside were holding pens, ready to record the violations, when they saw the town mayor crawl out, his face ashen.
Liu Zhengtang gripped the belt tightly with one hand, his whole body trembling like a leaky sieve, his shirt completely soaked with cold sweat.
"Mayor, what's wrong? Are there poisonous snakes inside?"
A young inspector rushed forward to help Liu Zhengtang up from the ground.
Liu Zhengtang shook his head frantically, shook off the inspector's hand, and scrambled to his feet.
He dared not say that his secrets had been exposed by a talking toilet, and that he had almost been forcibly massaged by a robotic arm.
He turned his head and looked at Lin Xian, who was leisurely drinking juice on a beach chair, with only the most primal awe in his eyes.
This man's depth of knowledge is beyond the comprehension of ordinary people; even his toilet area is filled with cutting-edge technology that subverts human understanding.
Liu Zhengtang staggered to Lin Xian, bowed deeply, and gave a standard 90-degree bow.
"Mr. Lin, I must have been blind! There's absolutely no safety hazard in your yard; it's practically a technological treasure for all humankind!"
"I'll go back and stay up all night writing a 10,000-word special report, designating your estate as an inviolable top-level protected area!"
"From now on, even if the King of Heaven himself comes, he is absolutely not allowed to set foot in Qingshui County without your permission!"
After saying this, Liu Zhengtang didn't dare to linger for even a second, and dragged the inspectors out of the village as if his life depended on it.
Wang Fugui stood to the side, watching the town mayor's disheveled escape, and was so amused that he forgot to even smoke his pipe.
He walked up to Lin Xian, gave him a big thumbs up, and his face broke into a wide smile.
"You're quite the character, kid. You even managed to keep the town mayor under your thumb."
Lin Xian handed the empty cup to Su Qinghan, who was standing to the side, and stretched as he sat up from the beach chair.
"What kind of tactic is this? I just wanted to get some sleep in peace, but they insisted on coming here looking for excitement."
Su Qinghan took out a warm towel and gently wiped away the sea salt stains on Lin Xian's neck.
After what just happened, the people in the manor were no longer surprised by Lin Xian's extraordinary abilities.
Just as everyone was preparing to return to the floating villa 10,000 meters in the air to continue enjoying the seafood feast salvaged from the seabed.
Suddenly, the roar of a heavy motorcycle engine, tearing through the air, erupted from the newly paved asphalt road at the village entrance.
The sound was extremely frenzied, like a raging steel beast roaring wildly.
The sound of an engine grew louder as it approached, carrying a savage, reckless force as it hurtled toward the old house's gate.
The screeching sound of brakes rang out outside the gate, and the rubber tires left a long, black scorch mark on the ground.
Amidst the billowing dust, a heavily modified Harley-Davidson motorcycle with an exaggerated design and all-black paint came to a steady stop.
A girl wearing a tight black leather jacket and pants stepped off the motorcycle, supporting herself on one foot.
The girl was chewing a piece of pink bubble gum, and her long, wine-red hair was flying wildly in the wind.
She removed her studded half-finger glove and lifted her foot, which was clad in a heavy metal combat boot.
A loud "bang" was heard.
The girl kicked the heavy iron gate of the old house, making the hinges creak loudly.
She popped the bubble gum in her mouth, her gaze sweeping over the high-tech gadgets filling the yard, and arrogantly raised her chin.
"Who's in charge of this lousy place? Give me a break!"