bookbashuk Chapter 168 If only I had known earlier that even gods could be taken by cows
Chapter 168 If only I had known earlier that even gods could be taken by cows
Chapter 168 If only I had known earlier that even gods could be led astray by oxen (Combined Chapter)
The card depicts an aging witch pulling out two vials of potion, one purple and one green.
She threw the purple poison directly at Dark Malik, who only had one eye left.
It is not very harmful, but it is extremely lethal.
The six-year-old boy, whose head was practically merged with a bird's, had a face full of exaggerated expressions, gritting his teeth:
"Damn it! Was this all part of your plan?"
Kagura looked relaxed, dusted herself off, and her previous weak appearance was completely gone.
He made a less exaggerated facial expression and laughed:
"Of course, I've been waiting for the moment when you and the Winged Dragon of Ra merge into one and your health drops to 1."
"After all, at this point, even the slightest injury would lead to defeat, wouldn't it?"
Dark Malik looked shocked.
How did this guy know he would merge with the Winged Dragon of Ra?
Even if you saw the words on his card, you shouldn't be able to understand them!
How did this guy know in advance?
Could he also be someone connected to the priests of three thousand years ago?
In an instant, Dark Malik felt a chill run down his spine.
But now, at this critical juncture, is not the time to think about such things, he cried out in panic:
"Do you think you can kill me with this?"
"Quick-attack spell! Fusion dispel!"
Just as the poison was about to hit him, Ra's attack power began to drop rapidly, while Malik's LP on his Duel Disk began to rise. [Ra's Winged Dragon of Ra, Attack 3299 → Attack 0]
[Dark Malik, LP1→LP3300]
At this moment, the poison had already hit Dark Malik, and signs of corrosion immediately appeared on his body.
"Ahhhhhh—KIMOJ! (That feels so good!)"
The six-year-old boy rolled his eyes in delight, making Kagura's lips twitch.
[Dark Malik, LP3300→LP2500]
"What?! What just happened?"
Jonouchi looked utterly bewildered: "Why did the Winged Dragon of Ra and Malik suddenly disintegrate?"
Wang Yang, however, seemed to know a great deal about nonsense, and said in a serious tone:
"I see. [Fuse Release] is a spell that can separate monsters that have been combined into one, and Malik is using this."
He separated himself from the Winged Dragon of Ra!
Kagura:
Isn't this just utter nonsense?
But as soon as Wang Yang spoke, everyone looked like they suddenly understood. Even President Kaiba didn't refute him, but instead looked amazed, as if saying, "God actually has this kind of use."
Kagura felt a breath stuck in her throat, wanting to complain but unable to spit it out.
"Hahaha, that's right! Now I've broken apart from the Winged Dragon of Ra and gained all of its life force."
Dark Malik smiled outwardly, secretly wiping the cold sweat from his brow: "Hehehe, that was close, I almost fell for your trick."
"Such despicable methods are absolutely not what a righteous hero should do!"
He stuck out his tongue and spoke loudly on purpose, trying to provoke the emotions of the King and his companions, who were partners in justice, so that they would criticize and doubt Kagura and put pressure on him.
But upon closer inspection, he realized that everyone seemed completely unfazed by his words and paid no attention to them.
Moreover, their expressions had an inexplicable sense of "that's more like it" and a strange sense of reassurance.
Six-year-old Malik: ?
This...this doesn't seem right, does it?
Why do you always act like this in front of them?
He was inwardly grumbling, but didn't show it on his face, only letting out a soft "ha," and saying, "Consider yourself lucky to have escaped with your life!"
He inserts his last card into the duel disk: "I set one card face down, end of turn."
"A Special Summoned Ra only lasts for one turn and will return to the Graveyard at the end of the turn."
The six-year-old chuckled, "But it's okay, I'll find a way to revive him next round."
"Come back, Winged Rathalos!"
The Winged Dragon of Ra, transformed into a phoenix, let out a cry and transformed into a streak of light, disappearing into Dark Malik's graveyard.
"Heh heh heh heh! Come on! Let's begin your final round!"
The six-year-old laughed triumphantly.
The card he set face-down was a Trap Card, "The Great Calamity of the Evil God," a powerful trap that destroys all of the opponent's monsters when the opponent attacks. (Original effect)
No matter how powerful the monster the opponent pulls out, it will be crushed in an instant.
This was also his last line of defense.
If we can just hold out until the next round, victory will be within our grasp.
"That's right."
Kagura nodded as if in agreement: "It really is the last round!"
"After all! In this very round! I'm going to bury you in an eternal darkness!"
Dark Malik: "What!?"
Cold sweat beaded on his forehead: "What do you mean? Are you trying to defeat me in this round?"
"My turn! Draw a card!"
Kagura ignored him, simply placing her finger on the duel disk and drawing a card.
A smile crept across his face as he pointed at the six-year-old boy. "Malik! When you used [Monster Resurrection] last round, your fate of defeat was inevitable!"
"Look closely! This card is the one that will plunge you into the abyss of despair!"
Kagura flipped the card between her fingers and showed it to Malik:
"Magic Card, [Spider Silk]!"
"This card will grant me one of the spell cards you used last turn. My choice, of course, is—"
Kagura paused deliberately, then looked at Dark Marik with a mocking expression: "[Monster Resurrection]!"
"What?!"
Dark Marik had a vague sense of foreboding, but he was powerless to stop it and could only watch helplessly as the card popped out of his graveyard, then was carried by dark power and floated automatically into Kagura Kiryu's hand.
Kagura pinched the card between her fingers, and then, amidst the gasps of disbelief, excitement, and astonishment of the crowd, inserted it directly into the Duel Disk.
"I activate the Spell Card! [Monster Resurrection]!"
"The one who is resurrected is, of course,—"
Kagura pointed to the grave of the six-year-old boy: "The phantom god sleeping in your grave! [Ra's Winged Dragon]!"
Crack! A flash of lightning seemed to streak across the sky.
Wang Yang reached out his hand and quickly shouted to stop him:
"Wait, Kagura, ordinary people using the Phantom God will..."
Isis then slowly closed her eyes.
Has it finally arrived? This moment.
A forbidden spell capable of resurrecting the dead lights up on Kagura's field, and a card automatically flies out from Dark Marik's graveyard.
A golden sphere appeared on Kagura Kiryu's field, still as understated and reserved as ever, without any divine punishment or anything like that.
After all, Winged Dragon of Ra, as the leader of the Chinese Phantom God, doesn't actually like to punish people directly, except for the time when he directly shocked the opponent when Rishid used a fake card.
It simply likes to turn into an egg, waiting for someone to recite the ancient priest's script, and then it will betray the other side and join their side.
The six-year-old boy spoke strangely for a moment, then suddenly burst into exaggerated laughter:
"Hahaha! Have you lost your mind? You actually dared to summon the gods?"
He stuck out his tongue and made faces:
"Then thank you very much for helping me summon the Winged Dragon of Ra."
"I'll recite the ancient priestly incantations for you now, and then I'll bring the Winged Dragon of Ra back into my embrace! Hahahaha!"
"Then that's not necessary."
Kagura suddenly revealed a strange smile, then crossed her hands and slowly lowered her head.
This familiar movement startled Dark Malik, and a sudden sense of foreboding flashed through his mind.
The next second, the premonition came true. Kagura's lips began to move, and then, a deep, ancient priest's incantation resounded across the arena.
Every note was so precise that, as someone who had chanted this incantation for years, Dark Malik was completely certain of its authenticity.
His lips moved, his facial muscles twitched, and the incantation, accompanied by the sound of Kagura, entered his ears, causing his pupils to widen.
That's right, this is the incantation that activates the gods! An ancient priest's incantation!
In the past, he was the only one who used this spell, which only he knew, to trick others, but he never thought that one day he would hear it from someone else's mouth.
The incantation abruptly stopped, and the last syllable was finished.
As the correct cipher reaches God's ears, God will become a servant of the one who recites the priestly text, and be used by Him!
The Winged Dragon Ra slowly spread its wings, revealing its golden body, and gently flapped its feathers.
As a rational, god-level spirit, it keenly sensed that its master seemed to have changed this time.
It let out a cry, its scarlet eyes looking at its new Master behind it.
Kagura noticed its gaze and extended a friendly hand in greeting: "Hi!"
The Winged Dragon of Ra let out a cry, as if to give its new master some face.
This person possesses exceptional dueling prowess, making him a formidable opponent. Furthermore, he correctly recited the ancient priest's incantation and was not using a fake card.
Yes, that works. There are no problems with the program.
The Winged Dragon was engulfed in flames, its entire body transformed into a fiery state.
The Phoenix of God!
Then it turned on its former owner and barked angrily, seemingly eager to perform well for its new owner.
Dark Malik:
Haha, it must be because I've had a fever recently and my energy is low, I haven't slept enough.
I must still be dreaming, yes, that's right!
How could I have such a dream? My brain short-circuited when I dreamed that the Winged Rathalos was taken away by someone. My expression gradually became blank, and then I slapped myself hard across the face.
A handprint appeared on his face, and the burning pain finally made him face reality.
"Nananananananani!"
He finally let out a belated shout, looking at the phoenix opposite him that seemed ready to devour him at any moment, and then at Kagura Kiryu who remained silent with a smile.
Unable to understand the current situation.
In fact, not only the six-year-old, but also Wang Yang and others were in a daze.
"Aba aba, Kagura is so amazing—"
Honda's good friend wore a wise expression, looking somewhat disheveled.
This guy must be a Minotaur Jinchūriki, how come even a god can be bullied?
What else is there that he can't get rid of?
Seto Kaiba's facial muscles twitched involuntarily, his feelings were very conflicted.
On the one hand, I agree with Kagura, which even gods can control, but on the other hand, I find it absurd that even gods can be controlled by cows.
Wang Yang quickly regained his focus and exclaimed, "As expected of Kagura, but why does Kagura understand the ancient Shinto script?"
Kiryu Kitakagura, with his sharp ears, heard this and, feeling slightly guilty, touched the recorder next to his cassette player.
Actually, he just opened his mouth but didn't make a sound; the sound came from the tape recorder.
He had Kaimana analyze the ancient priestly script recited by Malik, and then used AI to replace Malik's voice with his own. However, this was done very discreetly, and even Malik on the other side didn't notice.
It just goes to show that technology is still the primary productive force.
"Next, I activate the Spell Card, 'Silent Dead,' to Special Summon a Normal Monster from my Graveyard in Defense Position!"
"Come forth! Supreme Magician! [Dark Magician]!"
The magic circle in the graveyard opened, and the elf of the [Dark Magician] skillfully emerged and nodded to him.
[Dark Magician, Defense 2100]
Kagura understood immediately, stretched out her arm, and shouted, "I activate the effect of God! I release all the monsters on my field, converting them into God's attack power!"
The Black Magician's body turned into specks of light and dissipated, becoming nourishment for the Winged Dragon of Ra.
The Winged Dragon of Ra let out a roar, and its attack power began to increase.
[Ra's Winged Dragon, Attack Power 0 → Attack Power 2500]
[Dark Malik, LP2500]
The six-year-old's forehead was covered in cold sweat, and his expression was one of panic.
"No, don't—"
He hasn't yet enjoyed more of the pleasure of tormenting others, he hasn't yet taken revenge on the nameless Pharaoh, how can he die in a place like this?
However, his only countermeasure is a trap card.
Trap cards are useless against gods. This was a phrase he often said, but now he realized just how despairing it was.
"【Ra's Winged Dragon】!"
Kagura pointed a finger at Dark Marik, who was trembling and retreating, a cruel smirk playing on her lips:
"Attack Malik directly!"
"Divine Flame Cannon!"
The Winged Dragon opened its mouth, and flames with the temperature of the sun gathered within, exuding a terrifying aura.
As scorching light spewed from his mouth, an attack capable of melting everything hurtled towards Dark Malik.
His facial expression hardened in the intense light, displaying the final, most grotesque facial expression of his life—a distortion beyond human comprehension.
"Aaaaaaaahhhhh!"
"Impossible! Impossible! How could I die in a place like this!!!"
[Dark Malik, LP2500→LP0]
His expression froze in the light as he collapsed to the ground, his body covered in burns.
The dark realm gradually begins to dissipate, a sign that the Dark Game has ended and the outcome is decided.
With a calm expression, Uncle Isono smelled the aroma of barbecue in the area and nonchalantly raised his arm:
"Duel City Semifinals, Match 1: Malik vs. Kiryu Kagura."
"The winner! Kagura Kiryu!"
"Yoshi ah!"
Jonouchi and Honda, the two best friends, hugged each other with exaggerated facial expressions.
Kyoko, Mai, and Yoru, three newly acquainted best friends, excitedly hugged each other, seemingly happy that Kagura had defeated Malik.
Keihei happily tugged at Seto Kaiba's sleeve: "Nii-san, Kagura won!"
President Kaiba snorted, "It's just so-so, nothing special."
Kagura walked over to Malik, looked at his hair, and thought, "Hmm, he should have turned back into Malik."
He checked the other person's breath and found that they were still alive, so he breathed a sigh of relief.
It's good that he's alive. Just don't let him get killed. Sister Isis specifically pleaded for Old Ma's life.