bookbashuk Chapter 365 Another Pure Love God of War Arrives in the Ninja World!
Chapter 365 Another Pure Love God of War Arrives in the Ninja World!
Chapter 365 Another Pure Love God of War Arrives in the Ninja World!
No, it wasn't just Princess Tsunade who dared to insult the Third Hokage.
The teachers of the Third Hokage, including the First and Second Hokage, also dared to—or rather, dared to—
Because of their situation, the entire timeline of the Fourth Shinobi World War was revealed through the mirror connected to the main world.
During the Fourth Shinobi World War, Tobirama Senju watched the farce unfold through the mirror wall, crossed his arms, and sighed deeply.
"Sigh—only you could come up with the idea of sending the whole village to hide in erotic books, you monkey."
"I'm so sorry, Second Generation Lord————"
The Third Hokage was being educated by the Second Hokage like a little kid.
"Fine, at least you managed to resolve this timeline successfully." Tobirama Senju shifted his gaze to the other mirror walls.
Nine-Tailed Fox Timeline —
In this timeline, Kaguya descends upon the ninja world and immediately activates the Infinite Tsukuyomi without hesitation. In an instant, everyone is trapped in a pale white cocoon, and the world falls into a deathly silence.
However, Black Zetsu, due to his previous punishment, has become a fool with a mere two points of wisdom, devoid of any grand plans or long-term strategies. Now, Black Zetsu is simply eager to cuddle and hug his mother and be lifted high in the air—
Kaguya was at her wits' end with him, thinking that this split personality born from her will could never trick him like the previous two children.
Thus, Black Zetsu successfully merged with his mother, Kaguya Otsutsuki, and truly returned to his mother's body.
However, Kaguya never expected this—
Following the betrayals of Hagoromo and Hamura, this backstabbing from the "placenta," the one least likely to betray her, is undoubtedly the most fatal blow!
In the moment of fusion, Kaguya's cold and noble rationality, born from a thousand years of solitude and boundless chakra, was utterly dragged into the swamp of ignorance. One second she was the progenitor of chakra, looking down upon all living beings; the next, her wisdom had already crossed the threshold, teetering on the brink of utter stupidity!
At this moment, apart from the Fourth Hokage's family, the Uchiha clan head's family, and Shisui Uchiha who were urgently sent into another dimension by Obito using Kamui when Infinite Tsukuyomi was activated, probably only Pain (Nagato) with the Rinnegan is still safe and sound.
Obito located Kaguya's position and risked leading everyone through Kamui to arrive quietly.
They lurked in the shadows, gazing towards the legendary goddess of the earth—
In the pitch-black night, under the pale moonlight, countless branches sprouting from the ground were draped with human-shaped cocoons that looked like mummies. When the wind blew, they swayed back and forth on the branches like hanged ghosts.
Kaguya, clad in a flowing white robe, billowed in the thick night, as if billowing with an invisible force. Her pale skin seemed less like that of a living person and more like that of a paper effigy used in rituals. Her long hair cascaded down her back, each strand seemingly bearing unspoken hatred and unjust accusations. Her feet did not touch the ground; she hovered three feet above the earth, like a weightless wandering spirit, drifting back and forth erratically.
The night was deep, and moonlight occasionally swept across her empty eyes. A strange smile curled at the corner of her mouth, sending chills down one's spine in the night wind.
It's so damn scary at night!!
Kushina is most afraid of these things!!
If it weren't for the inappropriate timing, she would have loved to throw herself into Minato's arms and have him carry her away from this place using the Flying Thunder God Technique!
"Are you sure she's alive? Are you sure?!"
"Shh—" Obito (who is 31 years old and has regressed to the age of 13 or 4) warned her, "Keep your voice down, or you'll be discovered!"
Kushina knew she should keep her voice down, but her heart was pounding so hard she couldn't quiet it at all.
However, at this moment when she was most nervous, a strange sound suddenly rang in their ears!
Kushina reacted to the shock and let out a scream, but Minato quickly covered her mouth.
[“Please make a wish in the Nine-Tails' timeline!”]
Kaguya clearly heard the voice too, and her pace quickened considerably, like a ghost who had caught a scent but couldn't find her prey—it was terrifying!
After learning the details of the ten alternative wishes, Kakashi adopted Minato's suggestion and made his final choice.
["Confirming the timeline of the Nine-Tails' rampage"—Kakashi Hatake's wish:"]
"First, revive Nohara Rin."
"Part Four: Revive Hatake Sakumo."
[Nine, Obtain Passive Skill One: Forced 50/50 Matchup.]
Nohara Rinrin and Hatake Sakumo had just been resurrected when Obito threw them into the Kamui dimension.
If Black Zetsu hadn't become stupid, Minato would probably have suggested changing the third wish to resurrect Obito, in order to help Obito remove the cursed seal from his heart.
Yes! In reality, Obito Uchiha in the "timeline before the Uchiha Clan Massacre" didn't need to exploit any bugs, and almost caused his death in the Game Origin finale! His full-health state already included an option to remove control effects from the cursed seal!
In short, in this "Nine-Tailed Chaos Timeline" which is a retrospective of the "600 Billion Exploding Tags Timeline", Kaguya is like an NPC who is a boss-level map BOSS, circling around a certain area along a fixed route. As long as you are not targeted by her and your name is red, you will most likely not engage in battle.
Minato Namikaze roughly guessed the cause and effect: "She probably absorbed Black Zetsu. The Absolute Command of the Barrage Wall caused Black Zetsu, along with Kaguya's mind, to become 'Wise 2'!"
When Minato Namikaze was giving his analysis, no one looked at him; instead, everyone's eyes were on Kenji Uchiha.
No, he was looking at Uchiha Obito.
Recalling the bullet comments I used to see:
[Obito Uchiha's stats in the Databook: Wisdom 2, Strength 5, Speed 5, Spirit 10, and his chakra is so much it can't even fit in his head, right?!]
The root cause of the failure of Project Eye of the Moon has been found to be a leader whose intelligence is below par.
Madara's biggest mistake in his life: choosing Kenji as his executor.
[Now I understand why Madara personally went into battle after his resurrection; Kenji's teammates couldn't carry him, not even a god could!]
[Madara: Choosing Obito Uchiha as my proxy back then was indeed a hasty decision.]
There were countless similar comments on the screen. Because of seeing so many of these comments, the keyword "Xian Er" had become instinctively associated with Uchiha Obito. Even Minato Namikaze's comment that "Kaguya's mind was turned into Xian Er by Black Zetsu" seemed to be an insult to Obito.
Despite having a mental age of 31, Obito Uchiha was so angry at the comments from those all-knowing gods that he gritted his teeth.
Regardless, Black Zetsu's unexpected move has given the ninja world a chance to turn the tide.
Although Sasuke and Naruto are still infants, the addition of Kushina's Nine-Tails gives them the potential to summon the Sage of Six Paths.
"As for how to seal Kaguya and break the Infinite Tsukuyomi, I believe the Sage of Six Paths should have a solution," Minato Namikaze said.
If all else fails, there's a last resort: to find Orochimaru and the Second Hokage's research materials, learn the Impure World Reincarnation technique, and summon the First Hokage and Madara Uchiha. Furthermore, Kakashi's ability to force a 50/50 fight would be the final safety net for sealing Kaguya and controlling Madara Uchiha.
Follow-up —
Kakashi was not present in either the Warring States period or the founding period, so there was no wish-making activity.
There's one last timeline with Kakashi—
That is the limited Tsukuyomi timeline.
In this timeline, Black Zetsu was sealed away by the villains Hashirama Senju and Tobirama Senju during the Fourth Shinobi World War. Unfortunately, when he randomly drew a wish, he was transported to the world of Fullmetal Alchemist, thus missing the chance to continue his plan to save his mother from two years ago.
[“Please limit the Tsukuyomi timeline,” Kakashi Hatake makes a wish:”
[I. Reviving Uchiha Obito]
II. Reviving Nohara Rin
[Part 3: Reviving Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki]
[IV. Reviving Sakumo Hatake]
[V. Obtain the Thousand Years of Death series of skills]
[VI. Traveling to "Make-Out Paradise"]
7. Obito Uchiha's Permanent Right to Use the Sharingan
8. Removing the mask will randomly generate another face.
[9. Obtaining the passive skill to force a 50/50 matchup]
10. Having a son and a daughter
"Please choose three from the above ten wishes."
"Yoshiya—!!!"
As if possessed by Might Guy's spirit, the limited-edition Tsukuyomi version of Kakashi made even his wishes seem like he was burning chakra. His whole body was tense, his eyes burning with fierce flames, and he loudly proclaimed: "Let me, Hatake Kakashi, give it my all! I will choose three from these ten wishes, and let my youth burn brightly!! Burn!!"
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The ninjas from the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline fell silent.
"How should I put it—this limited Tsukuyomi Kakashi is actually more unsettling."
"Hmm—" The Konoha ninja next to him nodded heavily, "A double impact on both the eyes and the mind."
""
The limited Tsukuyomi timeline is "simply unbearable to look at."
The Fifth Mizukage, Obito Uchiha, slapped his forehead, covered his eyes, and sighed deeply.
"Why can't our Kakashi be a little normal?"
In this world, Rin Nohara, Obito, and the Fourth Hokage and his wife are all alive. His father has been dead for too many years, and Kakashi Tsukuyomi has no intention of disturbing the deceased.
Thus, ["Confirming the Limited Tsukuyomi Timeline"—Kakashi Hatake's Wish]
"V. Obtain the Thousand Years of Death series of skills."
"Seven, Obito Uchiha's permanent right to use the Sharingan."
"8. Remove the mask to randomly generate another face."
The Fifth Mizukage, Obito, sighed helplessly, rubbing his forehead. "Besides the permanent use of the Sharingan, what were the other two wishes he chose? They're just a waste of opportunities."
On the other side, Uchiha Charasu elegantly twirled the rose in his hand, casting a puzzled look at Kakashi: "Why not choose a forced 50/50 split? From what I've observed, you've made this wise choice in most timelines."
"A burning youth doesn't need tricks!" A flame seemed to dance in Kakashi's eyes. "A real, all-out battle is what constitutes combat! Relying on a '50/50' to decide the outcome? What kind of passion will there be in any future matches then?!"
"Well said, Kakashi!" Might Guy from the Fourth Shinobi World War II timeline excitedly pumped his fist at the mirror wall. "A true battle should be fair and just! How can we rely on such opportunistic tactics?!"
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Kakashi, suddenly branded as "opportunistic," twitched slightly at the corner of his mouth, his deadpan eyes turning to his hot-blooded best friend beside him. Meanwhile, the oblivious Might Guy was completely unaware that his impassioned speech had inadvertently included his friend in the insults.
"Sigh, never mind." Kakashi rubbed his temples during the Fourth Shinobi World War, deciding to give up arguing with his hot-blooded self.
He solemnly warned, "That ability to randomly change faces after removing the mask is best not used carelessly. Someone from another world wished for this ability before, and the result was completely unexpected—not only did my face change, but I was replaced by someone else entirely."
Uzumaki Menma astutely grasped the key point: "Replaced? Not a regular transformation technique?"
"It's not a simple transformation," Kakashi of the Fourth Shinobi World War explained, shaking his head. "It's more like a summoning jutsu and reverse summoning jutsu based on a mask—I, who removes my mask, am swapped with someone in another world. That person appears in the ninja world in my place, and I will appear in another world in their place."
"!!!"
Chara: "Isn't that mask like a seal? If we take it off, no one will know whether it brings good or bad fortune."
Before Uchiha Charasu could finish speaking, the youthful fire of Kakashi, the Limited Tsukuyomi, was already burning brightly beside him.
"Burn, Youth!!"
He boldly ripped off his mask!
"Hey!!" "Stop!!"
The exclamations of Uzumaki Menma, Sakura Haruno (the daughter of a hero), and Kakashi in the Fourth Shinobi World War all rang out simultaneously—but they were all a step too late.
Kakashi, burning with youthful energy, maintained the same pose as Might Guy in the Fourth Shinobi World War, his entire body enveloped in a light dozens or even hundreds of times brighter than a regular incandescent bulb!
The blinding white light forced everyone to look away, some shielding their eyes with their arms or hands.
"Oh my goodness—this is truly an incredible place!"
A lazy, sticky voice entered everyone's ears first. The voice was like honey dipped in poison, with a cynical and nonchalant tone. Although the voice was completely different from Orochimaru and Kabuto, it inexplicably reminded most people of Orochimaru!
When the bright light faded, a tall man with short silver hair appeared before everyone.
It lacks the fiery passion of Kakashi, who burns everything within the Tsukuyomi timeline, and the reliable languidness of Kakashi in the Fourth Shinobi World War.
The person had a pair of smiling eyes that curved like crescent moons, with a faint, almost imperceptible curve at the corners of their lips. Like a sharp blade coated in honey, or a snake's tongue close to the neck in a sleep, it evoked a strange sense of intimacy, yet a chilling, gentle terror crept down one's spine.
His gaze, like an invisible spider's web, slowly swept over everyone on the battlefield of the Fourth Shinobi World in the limited Tsukuyomi world, finally focusing on the seemingly chaotic yet subtly intricate barrage of bullets in the sky—
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Even Gin Ichimaru, who always had a smile on his face, couldn't maintain it.
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