bookbashuk Chapter 322 Ban, did you bully my granddaughter?
Chapter 322 Ban, did you bully my granddaughter?
Chapter 322 Ban, did you bully my granddaughter?
Sasuke:
【"If you would have pity on me~♪ then why did you capture me~♪ Nonsense, forgive the devil~♪ Gritting my teeth in fear and loneliness~♪ Why don't you ask me~♪ Humans, you did it on purpose~♪ Why did you choose me so unfairly~♪"
As Itachi, Mikoto, and Fugaku listened to Sasuke's voice singing this song, their hearts ached with a sharp, piercing pain, as if needles were constantly pricking their souls.
Especially at this point, some viewers commented in the live chat—
【Why forgive the devil? But Sasuke forgave Itachi, right?】10+ people liked this. 【He also forgave Konoha————】10+ people liked this. 【Forgive Konoha×, give yourself to Naruto√】10+ people liked this. 【Don't say it, it would be too tragic if Sasuke could see this.】10+ people liked this. "Then don't say it, I'll say it!" Fourth Shinobi Naruto growled, he knew best the feeling of having his wounds reopened.
In the fourth round of the war, Sakura wished she could punch a wall of earth to cover up the barrage of bullets for Sasuke.
But even if you cover up the comments, the emotions conveyed in the song can't be changed.
"It doesn't matter," Sasuke said coldly in the Fourth Shinobi World War. "Now that my family has returned, it doesn't matter to me anymore."
If I had to put it simply, it's that he showed his family his cowardly side, and his heavy idol image was a bit of a liability.
"Sigh, it's all Obito Uchiha and Madara Uchiha's fault." "Woof woof!"
Kiba Inuzuka has an absolutely straight gut and speaks without any restraint.
Akamaru always echoed his sentiments.
[Mikoto's mom would probably be heartbroken if she saw this, right?] 10+ people liked this. [Waiting for Naruto to sing, and for Kushina and Mikoto to have a mixed doubles fight.] 10+ people liked this. [Who should they fight?] 10+ people liked this. [The Third Hokage, or Konoha, or Fugaku Uchiha and Minato Namikaze?] 10+ people liked this. The Third Hokage and Konoha: "It's okay, we're used to it, it's okay—it's okay—"
Waaaaaahh ...
I'm so heartbroken. I'm not the main character, not handsome enough, and not particularly strong. I'm really sorry.
Fugaku Uchiha: "————"
Minato Namikaze:
'
The political status of these two men certainly determined that their son would have to grow up with a heavy burden.
"Feel sorry----"
In different timelines and locations, Fugaku and Minato apologize to their wives.
Listening to songs like these, how could they, as fathers, not feel heartbroken?
The VCR footage switched to Naruto.
It was as if they were back to back, standing in the dim rain with their eyes downcast, like sunflowers that couldn't find the sun, having lost all their luster.
Naruto:
["It'll be over soon~♪ Let me be cowardly~♪ A little cowardly~♪ I finally broke through the shell~♪ But I saw something even darker~♪"]
[Sasuke finally killed Itachi, only to learn an even darker truth.] 10+ people liked this. [Naruto was born amidst his parents' hopes, only to watch them die before his eyes.]
10+ people think this is great [Don't kill me, holy crap!!] 10+ people think this is great "I don't feel that bad either————" Naruto scratched his head, "Although it was a bit bad when I was a kid, luckily I have a lot of friends now."
Chunin Exams Timeline —
Kakashi's team was on a simple mission when Sakura fainted from excitement after Sasuke's suggestive song earlier, so Kakashi took her to the hospital.
Naruto and Sasuke continued pulling weeds at the mission site.
Minato used the Flying Thunder God Technique to bring Kushina to the two of them, and Sasuke and Naruto were stunned for a moment.
Sasuke quickly stood up. "Fourth Hokage."
"Dad? Mom?" Naruto, realizing they could hear the song too, panicked and tried to explain, "Don't listen to the nonsense in the song. Sasuke and I aren't that miserable, right, Sasuke!"
"Huh? Ah." Sasuke nodded.
Kushina and Minato knew that this was only because the pain had passed and the wounds were slowly healing; it did not mean that they had never been hurt before.
Kushina nearly breathlessly hugged the two children so tightly they almost died.
When this song ends, there will be six or seven minutes left, meaning there will be at most two more songs.
In order to help the two complete their mission and return to their families as soon as possible, Minato Namikaze used his shadow clones to join the weeding mission.
The villager who posted the mission never expected that the Hokage of Konoha would be the one to carry it out after he posted a D-rank mission.
Following this song is Naruto's rendition of "Unfailing the Sudden Rain" —
In the video, Naruto is like a ray of light in the darkness, standing at the end of the river lanterns.
Naruto:
"Softness can overcome hardness, and hardness can overcome softness. You may be trying to look cool in your dreams, but in reality, you're facing an urgent mission. Taking fifty steps ahead is a reckless and impulsive approach. Your free spirit is impossible to ignore."
Vcr is the original anime's opening sequence.
The scene of the Five Kage battling Madara Uchiha.
Bullet comments—
[My favorite scene is the Five Kage fighting Madara. I wrote a 10,000-word tactical analysis on Tieba back then, but when Madara's Perfect Susanoo appeared, my analysis was completely useless. *doge* 100,000+ people liked this. [Have you ever seen me at my peak? Madara was saying that to you.] 100,000+ people liked this. [That scene of the Mizukage spitting water was so beautiful! I fell in love with her instantly!] 100,000+ people liked this. [Speaking of which, can other ninja villages see our attack? I have a nasty idea—] 100,000
+People think this is awesome: 【Leave it to me, I've matured! —Mei Terumi!! Look at me! I want to marry you!!!】
10+ people think this is great. Fourth Shinobi World War timeline—
The Fifth Mizukage of Kirigakure: "What?!?!"
She stared in shock at the barrage of comments in the sky, unable to pay attention to the reactions of her subordinates on both sides.
"Getting married?!?"
Mei Terumi's eyes widened in disbelief!
Her subordinates, the ninjas of Kirigakure, were unaware of Mei Terumi's desire to marry, and angrily rebuked the all-knowing deity: "Show some respect to our Mizukage! You bastards!!"
"Our Fifth Hokage wouldn't even deign to look down on guys like you who don't even have a bloodline limit!!"
"He's disgusted our Mei Terumi-sama so much she can't even speak!! If he appeared in front of me, I'd definitely teach him a lesson with my Water Release techniques!!"
"Bu————" Mei Terumi really wanted to stop these stupid subordinates who were ruining her life's happiness, but she couldn't bring herself to say it because of her status and pride.
"Sigh—" Mei Terumi's shoulders slumped, thinking: When will I ever get married?
At this moment, people in the real world are thinking—since pictures can be posted, what about their own photos?
One should work, right?
【My photo, would you consider it, Mei Terumi? [Sukuna COS photo.jpg]】100,000+ people think it's great. The man in the photo is in profile, with a sharp jawline and a slightly upturned mouth that holds an extreme mockery of all living beings.
Her crimson eyes glanced contemptuously at the camera, and besides the black tattoo on her cheek, she had another eye squinting beneath her original one!
Mei Terumi: "!!!!"
Cupid's arrow! It seems to have pierced her heart!!!
【Holy crap! Sukuna! The cosplay is pretty cool, bro!】10+ people think it's great. 【High-quality Photoshop, confirmed.】10+ people think it's great. 【The Photoshop is too heavy-handed, hmph! Clown.jpg】10+ people think it's great. 【Why don't you just use Sukuna directly? How can anyone know what you looked like before? You've got me all figured out!】10+ people think it's great. Nobody noticed that Mei Terumi was "stabbed in the heart" by Sukuna, and the Kirigakure ninjas were still unconvinced, saying, "What?! He doesn't look like a good person at all?!"
"Those eyes, is it a bloodline limit? A dojutsu?"
"Does it have four eyes, or are the two eyes on one side so large that it's impossible to tell?"
"Hmph! You flounder man! Don't even think about fooling me, Mei Terumi-sama!"
"That's right! Even if the Fifth Mizukage never gets married in her entire life, she will never want to be with you!!"
Will she never get married in her entire life?
Mei Terumi has turned evil. "You lot—"
"All of you, go and become border guards!!"
"?!?!"
The poor Hidden Mist Village ninjas are not innocent; how can they not even understand their superiors' hearts?
On the battlefield of the Fourth Shinobi World War, Naruto whispered to Sasuke, "Is this guy cheating?"
"Having cheated"—a divine term used by all-knowing gods, currently circulating widely across multiple timelines.
Sasuke and Sakura were a little out of sync with Naruto's train of thought.
Naruto explained to them, "Didn't the comments say that the era of colored contact lenses would end before the era of tattoos would begin? But why does this person have both colored contact lenses and tattoos?"
Even Naruto has become a meme brat. Is there any point in having a ninja world?
After the first person to try it, others followed suit, posting their own handsome photos in front of Mei Terumi, Tsunade, Hinata, and Sakura.
Temari confesses her love to Temari every day.
Of course, there are also those who post beautiful photos to confess their feelings to male ninjas.
The most terrifying thing is that someone posted a seductive and handsome photo to confess their love to a male ninja, and the hardest hit area was married male ninja Asuma.
Mei Terumi from the original Fourth Shinobi World War timeline was overwhelmed with choices, while Mei Terumi from the "limited Tsukuyomi timeline" on the battlefield of the Fourth Shinobi World War —
"—"
"Heh." Limited Tsukuyomi Mei Terumi gave a cold snort. "Man—"
In this timeline, she wasn't even the Fifth Mizukage, because the Fifth Mizukage was Obito Uchiha.
The Mei Terumi in this timeline is completely opposite to the Mei Terumi in the original work. Although she is also in her thirties, the Mei Terumi in this timeline insists on following the path of a strong female lead.
She's not desperate to get married; in fact, she utterly loathes the topic of marriage and children. Anyone who brings it up in front of her will face dire consequences.
Naruto:
"The mystery that no one can solve trembles with excitement in the blowing wind; we must unravel this mystery!"
["You smiled and asked, 'Will it rain tomorrow? The shimmering light reflects wisdom!'"]
[Mei Terumi's Water Severing Wave was so cool.] 10+ people think it's awesome. [The problem is that Madara Uchiha withstood the Water Severing Wave with his bare body.] 10+ people think it's awesome. [I remember during the Fourth Shinobi World War, the Second Hokage's Water Severing Wave could easily sever the roots of the God Tree.]
Over 100,000 people found this very helpful. [The Second Hokage is skilled entirely in Water Release techniques; I'm curious about his relationship with the Second Mizukage.] While not intending to answer their questions in the comments, the Second Hokage still offered a tentative reply: "My relationship with Hozuki Gengetsu is alright. He's someone who understands and loves telling corny jokes, which is something we get along well with—"
"Furthermore," Tobirama Senju changed the subject, "besides being skilled in Water Release techniques, I am also proficient in forbidden techniques—"
Izuna: "Are you telling a lame joke?"
Tobirama's eyes held a hint of admiration. "You noticed?"
"————" Uchiha Izuna and Uchiha Madara were speechless. From this perspective, they really didn't know much about Senju Tobirama.
VCR. Undeterred by the Sudden Rain:
Interspersed within the scenes of the Five Kage's combined battle against Madara Uchiha is this scene—
Naruto was cursed, but at a crucial moment he ate something that suddenly gave him power and allowed him to break free from the curse.
[What did Naruto eat? Senzu Beans?] Over 10 people found this very interesting. The ninjas were also very curious and originally wanted to find the answer from the comments, but it seems that even many gods who know everything don't know.
【A thousand paper cranes?】10+ people think it's great. 【They look like stars to me.】10+ people think it's great. "What did you eat?" That scene was very expressive, even Neji was a little curious.
He desperately wanted to know what had saved Naruto when he was in dire straits and rekindled his hope.
"Now that you mention it, I can't quite remember either." Naruto scratched his head. "That thing doesn't look like ramen—"
Hyuga Neji: "————" If ramen can change one's fate, then I guess I suffered because I was rich when I was a kid.
Killer Bee, who was still there, reminded Naruto: "It looks like that note, you idiot Naruto, the man who is so important to you, the man I've met too, you idiot."
"Ah!!" That reminded Naruto, "The note Iruka-sensei gave me!"
Neji: "You ate the note?"
This is something that Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi don't know.
Naruto scratched the back of his head foolishly. "Well, at the time, I felt that Iruka-sensei's trust was more valuable to me than a thousand words, so I had to keep my promise, thwart the masked man's plot, and get back alive!"
In the Valley of the End 2.0 timeline, Naruto and the other ninjas were also discussing this topic. Someone, being rather cheeky, blurted out, "But the masked man actually managed to stop it, and almost died at Sasuke's hands?"
Sasuke was annoyed and wanted to see who was being so foul-mouthed!
Ha, Sai, a substitute!
【"If I don't look at you, the future will change before my eyes. There will definitely be a better future~♪"】
Boruto Timeline —
Boruto, Sarada, and the others watched the video and couldn't help but wonder about the identity of the masked man who had suppressed Naruto's youth to the point of being unable to lift his head.
"It's me—" Obito Uchiha answered readily.
It turns out the main character was there. Boruto pressed, "Then do you know who killed my uncle Neji?"
Obito Uchiha: "—, this is so annoying, I feel like I'm being controlled by the Six Paths Treasure—if I call your name, will you dare to answer?!"
"Without you, the future would be barren. Hurry up, and keep moving forward with a smile~♪"
[My favorite scene in the whole song!!] Over 10 people think this scene is amazing, and Naruto loves it too ———
In the VCR, he was defeated by Obito, and it was at that time that he reconciled with Kurama.
Kurama stretched out a hand from the cage, inviting him to bump fists. Naruto slowly raised his head, and the image transformed into the shadow of another person. Kurama smiled wryly.
"It's the shadow of the Six Paths Elder." Kurama's deep inner world seemed to reveal a hint of disdain in his voice, but the nine large tails slapping the ground with joy had already given away his thoughts.
【Kurama is such a tsundere.】10+ people liked this. 【Wasn't Kurama's personality really modeled after Indra and Madara Uchiha?】10+ people liked this. Madara Uchiha, seeing the comments, retorted unhappily: "Hmph! To compare me to a pet!"
[Naruto and Kurama are the best combination! Ikemoto, who separated Naruto and Kurama, is shit!!!] 10+ people think this is great. [Shit!!!] 10+ people think this is great. [Did a chubby Kurama just appear?] 10+ people think this is great. [Kurama looked like a four- or five-month-old Akita when he was little! I want to raise one!] 10+ people think this is great. "Shut up!!" Kurama retorted angrily, "I'm not a pet or a toy!! I'm a fox, not a dog!"
[They're all canines.] 10+ people think this is great. Nine-Tails: "————" I'm going to bite someone!!
[The Nine-Tails believed Naruto was the reincarnation of the Six Paths.] 10+ people found this very helpful. [Because of the Six Paths' words, they waited for over a thousand years; thinking about it that way, it's truly heartbreaking for the leader.]
10+ people liked this: "The Ten-Tails is inherently evil, so why are there nine leaders, each of whom is purely good?" 10+ people liked this: "All the evil is concentrated in the Demonic Statue of the Outer Path." 10+ people liked this: "Kurama even cried when the Sage of Six Paths died; he's so kind!" 10+ people liked this: "Who cried?! Nonsense!! I didn't cry!! Don't think that just because I can't beat you, I can't teach you a lesson!!"
In an attempt to save face, Kurama angrily released a portion of Naruto's chakra and used it to shout at the barrage of bullets in the sky.
but----
It just made more people laugh.
"Believe it or not, I'll spit out a Tailed Beast Ball!! You bastard!"
Naruto laughed and advised, "Then you absolutely mustn't vomit towards Madara Uchiha and the First Hokage's brothers, or even I won't be able to protect you."
Nine-Tailed Fox: "————"
—, I really can't help but back down on this.
[Personally, I think this 0P is the best; it almost brings tears to my eyes every time I watch it.] 10+ people think it's great. [The bamboo Naruto is carrying on his shoulder represents everyone's wishes.] 10+ people think it's great. [This song is also called the Five Kage's Retreat Song; five people fight one Uchiha Madara, and they're even killed.] 10+ people think it's great. [After all, it's Uchiha Madara, and he's even a reanimated Uchiha.] 10+ people think it's great. [Madara also has a famous saying: "This is true five against one, don't call me despicable."] 10+ people think it's great. Seeing this comment, the Five Kage in their respective villages are going to be resigned to their fate!!
No wonder it's called "Five Kages' Autism Song"—it really is autistic!
Naruto finished singing.
After watching the video, Hashirama Senju turned to Madara Uchiha and said, "Madara, you're so old, isn't it a bit unreasonable for you to bully my granddaughter Tsuna, such a young girl?"
"Undeterred by the Sudden Rain" and "Silhouette" are both highly recommended. A reminder: Watch the military parade live!
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