bookbashuk Chapter 307, Page 0306: I Want to Be Your Slave
Chapter 307, Page 0306: I Want to Be Your Slave
Chapter 307, Page 0306: I Want to Be Your Slave
In the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, Obito sarcastically remarked, "Hahahaha! Finally, it's our turn—"
Before he could finish speaking, the names of the subsequent singers appeared one by one in the sky.
[Singers: Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Obito, Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Sasuke.]
Obito Uchiha covered his head with both hands! He fled in panic! He ran like a ravenous rat!
The third song! This is the third song he's ever sung!!!
What a deep grudge! What a deep hatred!
"I protest!!"
Obito Uchiha stomped his feet in anger, pointing at the ninjas who were still on the battlefield of the Fourth Shinobi World War.
"Why are there still so many people who haven't sung a single song, while I'm already about to sing my third?!"
The Allied Shinobi Forces:
They were called out by the boss of the Fourth Shinobi World War, but the Allied Shinobi Forces were not afraid this time. Instead, they happily cheered him on, accepting the rewards from the "all-knowing gods".
"What's with the 'add oil'?! What's with the 'add oil'?! I don't need to sing!!"
Do you want to sing?
On the barrage wall, the little god tree scratched its head with its roots, as if it didn't quite understand whether Obito wanted to go on stage to sing.
"No need! Thank you!!"
Little Divine Tree:
[This allows you to sing across all timelines.]
"I said no thanks! Thank you!!"
Madara Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha, and Itachi Uchiha were almost implicated and nearly beat up Obito together!
It's one thing to just hear your own voice singing those nonsensical songs in a VCR, but what if they were actually being controlled and made to sing in front of so many familiar people?
Damn it! Just thinking about it makes me too ashamed to continue living, okay?!
"It can't be that bad, can it?"
Naruto said to Sasuke, and Hashirama said to Madara.
Madara and Sasuke each glared coldly at Hashirama and Naruto! We Uchiha often feel out of place with you Senju and Uzumaki because we don't have your thick skin!!
[The Uchiha Four Laughing Heroes!! Holy crap! They've been waiting for ages!] 10+ people liked this. [Finally, we can hear Madara sing! I'm bowing in respect!!] 10+ people liked this. Regardless of what the "Four Laughing Heroes" means, bowing in respect?! Seriously?!
Madara Uchiha was so disgusted he felt his scalp tingle! If he could beat these people up, he would definitely show them what the Konoha Dancing King they called him really was!!
Before the VCR started playing, it showed four unruly faces laughing maniacally. Although it looked quite shocking, it was still possible to vaguely identify the four laughing people as Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Sasuke, Uchiha Itachi, and Uchiha Obito.
Fourth Shinobi World War timeline—
Tobirama Senju sneered, "The Four Laughing Uchiha, ha."
The highest level of sarcasm often requires only a single word—"Heh"—without fancy language or harsh embellishment, yet it can express the sarcastic person's purest intention.
"you--!!"
Izuna wanted to retort, but the VCR just happened to start playing at that moment.
Starting with Itachi Uchiha at zero frames, accompanied by rhythmic drumbeats, the lead singer sings: "I want to be your slave~♪" "I want to be your master~♪" "I want to be your master too" "I want to make your heartbeat~♪" "Runlike rollercoasters~♪" Like a rollercoaster, this is Itachi Uchiha's voice!
These are the lyrics sung by Itachi Uchiha!
Uchiha Shisui, who had been eagerly anticipating the Fourth Shinobi World War, was now completely petrified, as if he had been affected by the power of the Love-Love Fruit.
Then, it seemed like Tobirama Senju's Impure World Reincarnation was blown away by the wind and dispersed.
"Itachi?"
Shisui stiffly turned his head to look at Uchiha Itachi beside him.
Itachi stared with his large, jet-black eyes, as if he were wearing colored contact lenses, his expression like that of a child seeing a mochi ball and being unable to move!
It wasn't that he was extremely fond of "The Four Laughing Heroes" or the song.
Rather, it was the lyrics of this song that were simply too explosive for him!
I want to be your slave, and I also want to be your master?
Even Jiraiya would have to exclaim: "Master! This is a master!"
Indeed, that's true. For example, in the Land of Waves 2.0 timeline, Jiraiya is writing his second book—"Intimate Violence"! He actually feels that this song has given him inspiration like a volcanic eruption or a gushing spring!
Zhi Shui didn't know how to evaluate the lyrics of this song, but the song itself was still good; it was just that after he knew the lyrics—
My first reaction was shock, my second reaction was still shock, but my third reaction was to laugh.
"Hahahaha!!" Uchiha Shisui laughed so hard he squatted on the ground. "Hahahaha, hahahahaha, I really can't imagine who would make Itachi sing this song for me, hahahaha!"
"Shisui!" Itachi said, somewhat embarrassed and annoyed.
Itachi looked at Sasuke and his parents' reactions with embarrassment.
Fugaku Uchiha was, after all, an old-fashioned man, and he felt that the lyrics were really unrefined.
Mikoto Uchiha covered her mouth and chuckled. When she saw Itachi looking over, she tried to restrain herself, but she couldn't hold it in and could only turn her back to laugh, giving Itachi some face.
Uchiha Itachi: "————" I have no face to answer.
What about Sasuke? Sasuke almost awakened another version of the Rinnegan – the mosquito coil eye!!
That was his brother's voice. He seemed to hear his brother saying to him, "Sasuke, I want to be your slave, but I also want to be your master. Look at me, Sasuke. I want to make your heart race, like—"
Aaaaaaahh ...
Sasuke couldn't take it anymore! Although it wasn't outwardly apparent, his mental defenses had crumbled!
The purple Susanoo, replacing his three-ton idol image, roared wildly. If the all-knowing gods saw this, they might even exclaim: "Wow! Unit-01 has gone berserk!!"
Fugaku Uchiha: "————, this seems to have been too much of a shock to Sasuke."
In fact, this was also quite a shock to him—Uchiha Fugaku.
How to describe it?
There's a feeling of going home one day.
Suddenly, I discovered that my top-performing son had joined an organization run by blond-haired guys.
Wearing a black punk outfit with red clouds, painted with woman-like nail polish, and sporting a strange ring, she announced that she had joined the Funeral Love Family—Xiao.
Fugaku Uchiha: "————" That's terrifying, my Mangekyou Sharingan is about to come out.
Before the Uchiha clan was wiped out, in the timeline, Uchiha Izumi had just bought some dumplings and was on her way home when she saw that Itachi was singing the next song. She immediately stopped, having originally wanted to enjoy Itachi's gentle voice singing a cute song that made her shy and embarrassed.
Unexpectedly, she ended up being the one who was shy.
This, this, this—
Is it really Itachi singing? It's nice, but ————////////// (smoke rising from head) So lewd ————
what--
The Valley of the End 1.0 timeline: Akatsuki members remain silent for ten seconds —
Then, led by Deidara, they almost laughed out loud, resembling the "Patrick Star" version of the Akatsuki's Four Laughing Heroes.
"Hey! This song is totally more suitable for me, isn't it?!" Hidan looked completely intoxicated. Metal, rock, lyrics like "I want to be your master, and I also want to be your slave!"
Kakuzu coldly replied, "Stop causing trouble. Do you want the whole ninja world to know you're a freak?"
"Pervert?! You're insulting my doctrines! This is a golden opportunity to spread the teachings of an evil god throughout the world!!"
Kakuzu was too lazy to pay attention to him anymore; he was still more interested in making money by performing with other groups.
Kisame chuckled and struck up a conversation with Itachi: "We never expected Mr. Itachi to be a man who could sing this kind of song. It really startled us~"
Itachi is the most speechless one.
He kept a straight face and responded to everything with indifference.
Payne finally felt relieved after hearing his own voice sing "Wujiapo".
After hearing himself sing "I'm Sorry for Being So Cute" and sing "Puppet Show" with Rin, Akatsuki member Obito Uchiha, the masked man, finally got to watch others suffer.
wrong----
Obito Uchiha raises his head!
He's in this song too!!! It can be fixed right away!!!
Aren't those all-knowing gods the ones who love Sasuke and Naruto the most?!
Why do they always bully Obito Uchiha?!
O all-knowing gods! Please, intervene!
Didn't Obito Uchiha receive any rewards for all the good deeds he did as a child?!
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Of all timelines, the one that adapts best is—
That must be a timeline limited to Tsukuyomi!
Itachi Uchiha's performance of this song here is practically a natural fit!! He even went so far as to activate his Sharingan and copy the entire song!!
In this timeline, the reanimated Uchiha Madara hasn't left yet. As the head of the Chara Uchiha clan, he must also have some Chara attributes!
They like most of the songs in the video so far, but if we were to rank them, then this song they sang, "I," would be their favorite.
"Wannabe Your Slave" and "My War" sung by Chuanmu are undoubtedly the most fitting for their temperament.
"Brother! Let's use our Sharingan to write down all these songs!" Charasu suggested. "Then the Uchiha Police Department can hold an Uchiha-themed music festival, which will definitely attract cute kittens from all over the world!!"
"Well enough."
"Not wrong! That's an idea!"
"Truly a rising star of the Uchiha clan!"
Sasuke's thoughts were well-received, except by Itachi's reserved expression. Obito and Madara also gave them high praise.
Because the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline allows us to see another battlefield of the Fourth Shinobi World War from the "limited Tsukuyomi timeline," the Allied Shinobi Forces often have a sense of déjà vu, as if time and space are being disrupted and their character settings are being distorted.
Fourth Shinobi Naruto: "Sasuke over there seems to have a good relationship with Madara and Obito."
Generally, praising the limited Tsukuyomi world means criticizing the original world.
Madara Uchiha, Obito Uchiha, and Sasuke Uchiha are like oil and water, completely incompatible. They can start arguing over three sentences and draw their swords and unleash their Sharingan after seven.
"Shut up! You utter idiot!" Sasuke was like a hedgehog, going crazy listening to his brother sing "I want to be your slave, I want to be your master!"
As a reserve member of the Uchiha Police Force, he even wanted to handcuff his brother and imprison him on charges of being a pervert!
The comments section was also quite interesting: "[Tobirama Senju reported this video]" (100,000+ people liked this). "[Uchiha fan's comfort zone]" (100,000+ people liked this). "[Uchiha Shisui says: I'm impressed.]" (100,000+ people liked this). Uchiha Sasuke's reaction—his purple berserk Unit-01—no, his purple berserk Susanoo almost slashed at Uchiha Shisui!!
However, even if he were to actually strike, Shisui wouldn't have much of a problem catching it, because the resurrected Shisui has two Sharingan eyes, and his Susanoo can be maintained for a relatively long time.
Besides, there's a healthy weasel next to Shisui that can't just stand by and watch.
However, while Itachi Uchiha is physically healthy, his mental state is now somewhat unhealthy.
In the video, Itachi Uchiha, one of the Four Laughing Heroes, sang:
【lwannabeagoodboy～♪】I want to be a good boy【lwanna be a gangster～♪】I also want to be a ruthless character【Cause you can be the beauty～♪】Because you can transform into a beauty【Andlcouldbethemonster～♪】And I'm willing to become a monster "Oh my god————"
"The lyrics are getting more and more explosive."
"Or maybe we should have the child cover their ears."
Timeline of the breakup between Nanagawa and others —
The ninja clans, nobles, and daimyo of the Warring States period were all stunned when they heard this song.
"Hmph! It's even worse than brothel songs!" Senju Butsuma scoffed. "Why don't the Uchiha clan leave the ninja clan and go to Yoshiwara to find another way to make a living?"
Enraged, Uchiha Tajima drew his sword and attacked!
"Shameless words! It was clearly your bastard son who went to great lengths to seduce Madara!!"
The two poems titled "Seeking Buddha" mentioned earlier are the best evidence!
The Fourth Shinobi World War Timeline 1: "You become a beauty, I willingly become a monster." Jiraiya wrote furiously, "Inspiration strikes! Today is another day of writing 10,000 words!!" (Image: Kuku typing.jpg)
Tsunade quipped, "What's so interesting about a 10,000-word novel by Akira?"
"You don't understand, this is the romance of a single man."
"The problem is, you're not single now."
"————" Jiraiya: "Ah, I've been single for fifty years, I subconsciously forgot."
"snort----
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Tsunade looked up at the sky. The part about Itachi Uchiha in the video had finally ended; the next one to be executed was Sasuke.
Uchiha Sasuke:
【Ⅰlove you since this morning～♪】I've loved you since this morning【Notjustforaesthetic~♪】It's not just admiration【lwannatouchyourbody～♪】I crave your body【Sofucking electric~♪】I'm fascinated like I'm being electrocuted【Ⅰknow you scared of me~♪】I know you're scared of me【You said that I'm too eccentric～♪】You said I'm too weird and strange【I'm crying all my tears~♪】I'm crying all my tears【And that's fucking pathetic~♪】I'm crying because of this damn sorrow. Because of those damn comments before, Tsunade can hardly help but think that these lyrics might be sung for Naruto.
Even if it's not Naruto singing, another candidate would most likely be her prized student, Sakura Haruno.
Both are my flesh and blood, but Sasuke deserves to be torn to pieces!
At this moment, Tsunade wished she could personally teach Sasuke Uchiha a lesson in speaking human language in front of her!
Or have surgery to remove that damn hormone gland of his!
On the other side ————
On the battlefield of the Fourth World War, a voice cried out, "Ahhh?! This works too! It sounds amazing!!"
Sakura Haruno falls backward with hearts in her eyes, Ino Yamanaka falls backward with hearts in her eyes, and the girls from various villages fall backward with hearts in their eyes.
Originally, because of the comments, some village ninjas felt quite sorry for Uchiha Sasuke, who was protected by his brother with such extreme methods at such a young age.
But seeing one after another of the few female ninjas in her village going into shock from excitement—
Male ninjas from various villages: "Uchiha Sasuke! Come out and fight me one-on-one!!"
Wait a minute! A one-on-one fight? Here's the problem! Who goes first?
Damn it! To use the divine language of all-knowing gods: another episode where the mouth beats the brain!!
The ninja world today is full of idiots and clowns.
In Boruto's timeline, the VCR showing Sasuke Uchiha at 17 and 19 years old instantly generated immense hormonal tension, causing everyone in this timeline—from ten-year-old girls to sixty-year-old grandmothers—to be captivated by Sasuke Uchiha and his singing voice.
Sarada was stunned: "I had no idea Dad was so charming when he was young—"
This was the proudest and happiest moment Uchiha Sasuke had ever experienced since being praised for his charm by a woman.
In the comments section—
[Naruto Uzumaki gifted a Rasengan.] 10+ people thought it was great. The comments with gold borders are not real gifts. It's a trick used by those all-knowing gods to simulate gifting them all sorts of strange things with text.
[Sasuke's voice is so nice!!] 10+ people think it's great. [Sasuke's voice isn't actually that loud, but among all these hoarse voices, he sounds like a pretentious, immature teenager, lol.jpg] 10+ people think it's great. [Isn't that what he is? lol.] 10+ people think it's great. Fourth Shinobi World War timeline—
Sasuke Uchiha suppressed his anger after being called a pretentious, immature teenager.
He's been holding this in for a long time!
Damn it! He's not some chuunibyou (delusional teenager)! He's a master of pretense!!
Compared to Madara Uchiha, he's far inferior in this regard!
[Laughing to death.] 10+ people think this is great. [Naruto: I'm wet!] 10+ people think this is great. [The Uchiha brothers are going to kill someone! This word is awesome!] 10+ people think this is great. Chunin Exams timeline—
"Kakashi-sensei, what does 'wet' mean?" Naruto asked sincerely.
Kakashi solemnly lied to the child: "It means crying with tears all over your face."
"How strange, why am I crying when I hear Sasuke singing?"
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Kakashi was at a loss. "Please, don't ask Naruto anymore. I can't explain it to you either." After all, I've never experienced anything like this myself; all my knowledge comes from Jiraiya's books.
"Oh————" Naruto is a good kid and doesn't do things that make things difficult for adults.
He looked up at Sasuke and his brother singing strange songs in the sky, "After this, Sasuke will be even more popular with girls, right? Damn it!" He'd been left behind!
Kakashi blushed. "Naruto, this kind of thing doesn't have to be a match."
Kakashi's smile was already quite forced.
Naruto: "No way! Seeing that Sasuke is stronger than me makes me want to challenge him! I want to learn this song too!!"
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Kakashi's teaching career has reached a major bottleneck.
Thankfully, Sasuke, who was so embarrassed he was practically digging his toes into the ground, stopped Naruto in time: "Shut up, you idiot, you loser!"
"Don't you dare call me a loser! You idiot Sasuke!"
The two quickly started arguing about the topic, and Kakashi wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and breathed a sigh of relief.
"No, I can't relax yet—"
Kakashi, without complaint, carried Sakura, who had collapsed to the ground, on his back. "Naruto, Sasuke! The teacher is taking Sakura to find a medical ninja. You two continue your mission here!"
"Ah!! Kakashi-sensei! You're just using this as an excuse to avoid pulling the weeds, aren't you?! How cunning!!"
It was no use for Naruto to say anything; Kakashi had already vanished before their eyes using the Body Flicker Technique.
[Sasuke, don't turn around, it's Naruto.] 10+ people liked this. [Without Izuna Uchiha, Tobirama Senju left the livestream disappointed.] 10+ people liked this. Fourth Shinobi World War timeline—
The resurrected Uchiha Izuna and the equally resurrected Senju Tobirama are once again engaged in a passionate verbal battle.
Tobirama Senju: "Ha, as if I really want to hear you sing!"
"I wouldn't sing for you, no matter who else it's for!" Izuna snorted coldly, annoyed.
[Sasuke's singing is so good, he should debut right now!!] 10+ people think it's great. [Stop testing it, Itachi!] 10+ people think it's great. [Naruto, stop testing it!] 10+ people think it's great. [Will Sakura fantasize about being tortured by love while listening to this?] 10+ people think it's great. "Torture? Torture what?"
Naruto's curiosity was piqued again. This time, Kakashi and Sakura weren't around, so he could only ask Sasuke, "Sasuke, Sasuke, what is 'tortured love'?"
The problem is, Sasuke doesn't even know this word!
But since Sasuke possesses a bit of his brother Ashura's chakra, he absolutely cannot appear unable to answer Naruto's questions!
"The meaning of 'abuse' or 'abuse love' is that—"
The lyrics are an extra word count.