bookbashuk Chapter 301 Painful Collapse of Heaven and Earth, Fragrance Enveloping All Living Beings
Chapter 301 Painful Collapse of Heaven and Earth, Fragrance Enveloping All Living Beings
Chapter 301 Painful Collapse of Heaven and Earth, Fragrance Enveloping All Living Beings
Having just seen off the succubus Hinata, the ninja world welcomes the chivalrous Tsunade—
"Are you Konoha people insane?!"
In a town in the ninja world, nurses are extremely busy, but they still have time to express their protest to the proud figures in the sky that they envy!
A large number of ordinary men suffer from vagal reflex syncope, hemorrhagic shock, dopaminergic system overload,
Acute stress paralysis, be careful of dislocation —
Due to multiple factors, he has temporarily lost his ability to act.
Even some ninjas couldn't stand it.
"All I can say is that for Konoha—bonds are above all else."
"Yeah, they'd rather be gay than have such amazing women around."
"Sigh—what a waste of such a precious resource!"
A Konoha ninja on a mission was heartbroken to hear ordinary people, nobles, and merchants talking about them like this!
The nobleman chuckled, "How about next time we assign a mission to Konoha, we request that beautiful female ninjas serve us?"
The comments section said—
Enough is enough! There's no need to endure it any longer!
The male ninja, who was on a mission, transformed into a beautiful woman using a transformation technique and gave the nobleman a flirtatious wink.
The nobleman was successfully seduced one second, while the male ninja was a scarred, tough nobleman who reverted to Ibiki the next, triggered by the stress reaction. His later pursuit of a cure to regain his virility is another story.
Let's get back to the song Tsunade sang—
Hashirama Senju had even prepared cotton balls for Tobirama, Madara, Izuna, and their other brothers, but unexpectedly, the singing in the VCR was surprisingly good!
【"Oh~♪Oh~♪Oh~♪"】
AI~♪AI~♪AI~♪
【"Samtimez-Ai-Feo-Yu-Ang-Mai-Badi~♪"】
Sometimes I feel you on my body∼♪
【"Yoo-meek-buy-hi-spin~♪"】
You make my head spin
Madara Uchiha removed the cotton ball he was about to put in his ear. "Didn't you say your granddaughter sings terribly?"
"Xiao Gang sang really badly when he was a kid. His voice was loud, but it was completely off-key."
Hashirama frowned, recalling the painful experience of losing all his money and having to listen to Tsuna sing.
Ban chuckled, "That's too much of an exaggeration."
Although he couldn't understand it, it was still alright to listen to. Ban complained, "It's much better than your 'Seeking Buddha' song."
Duang—!
Hashirama has become depressed again.
"When will Madara and Izuna sing? Tobirama and I are really looking forward to it."
Ban felt extremely uncomfortable. "I'll pass," he said, "I can't sing."
"Hahahaha," the dejected Hashirama jumped up and quipped, "After all, he's the Konoha Dance King!!"
"Want to fight?! Hasilama!!"
"No, no, no, listen to the song, listen to the song! It's rare for Xiao Gang to sing a song that's actually in tune!"
They couldn't understand the language in the song, so they could only read the translation on the screen: "[All my subjects~♪ I often feel you are with me~♪]"
【This is giving me a headache~♪】
It's like someone (a soul) entered my body~♪
Dancing under my skin~♪
Tsunade's voice carried a lazy, drunken tone, as if the jar of strong liquor beside her elbow had already gone down into her stomach.
A touch of intoxication makes her captivating, while a hint of strength sets her apart from the crowd.
Her two beautiful legs seemed to hook onto people's hearts, and her proud figure and stunning face made the men in the ninja world breathe a little faster.
"What should I do? I feel like I'm falling in love!"
"You like this?"
"Don't you like it?"
"Not really, I still prefer the previous one named Hinata, the one with the gentle voice."
"Haha, that's true. This looks like it would hurt a lot to hit someone with it."
"No, no, no! I still prefer this one! This one suits my taste!"
The common people in the ninja world discussed their favorite types, while lamenting that the male ninjas of Konoha ate too well, resulting in them having such good women right in front of them and still chasing after some kind of bond.
The ninjas marveled at the commoners' ignorance and recklessness!
They might have the desire, but few dared to act on it! That was the Fifth Hokage of Konoha! One of the legendary Sannin! Princess Tsunade, the beloved granddaughter of the First Hokage!!
As for who might dare to have that guts—
These people have already been listed in the comments section.
[Jiraiya: Making me hungry.] 10+ people liked this. Jiraiya from various timelines scratched his face, "Those people really understand me, hahaha."
[Orochimaru enters the live stream.] 10+ people liked this. Orochimaru, displeased and with a stern face, said: "What does this have to do with me? I have no interest in this kind of thing. I'd rather study the Second Hokage more—"
"Huh?!" Suigetsu was shocked, thinking to himself, "Is Lord Orochimaru really not afraid of being sealed away by the God of Shinobi?! He's not after his granddaughter anymore, but his brother?!" "To be honest, I think you'll die a much worse death, Lord Orochimaru."
Orochimaru glared at him. "What do you think you're researching the forbidden techniques left behind by the Second Hokage?"
"Oh, oh, oh!" Mizuki exclaimed curiously, "But Lord Orochimaru is a man, after all. Doesn't he have even the slightest interest in this kind of thing?"
Orochimaru in the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline only replied with two words: "Boring—"
In the Boruto timeline, when faced with the same question from Suigetsu, the beautiful and gentle Orochimaru replied with a slight smile, "It's just an order given to humanity so that the genes can continue. What's so interesting about knowing that?"
"Good, so rational————"
[The Fourth Raikage requests to join the battle!] 10+ people think this is great. [The Fourth Raikage enters the live stream.] 10+ people think this is great. The Fourth Raikage wipes his nosebleed, wondering why those all-knowing gods always pair him with the female ninjas of Konoha!
Let's switch things up occasionally with the kid from the Land of Wind and that old guy Onoki from the Land of Earth!
He seemed to understand what "doujinshi rai" meant, but since he hadn't seen any of the Naruto doujinshi featuring him, he didn't feel that much offended or offended others.
[The lyrics are a bit risqué when translated literally. What does "I feel like you're attached to me, I feel like you've entered my body" mean?] 10+ people think it's great. [This phrase wasn't censored, it must be because I saw it early! hhhhh] 10+ people think it's great. [Just in time for a hot one.] 10+ people think it's great. [Hashirama Senju enters the live stream.] 10+ people think it's great. [Hashirama Senju: Granddaughter, hurry up and put your clothes on!!] 10+ people think it's great. Fourth Shinobi World War timeline—
"Hahahaha," Hashirama laughed, "The body is one of the weapons of a ninja, so I don't really mind."
Madara Uchiha, standing nearby, recalled seeing Hashirama Senju transformed into a woman in another timeline's mirror wall, his eyes slightly glazed over—he had accidentally activated his Sharingan in fright and imprinted that scene into his mind.
"What happened to the spots?"
Hashirama's large face was right in front of Madara Uchiha, and Madara, who had just come to his senses, threw a punch at him!
That was Madara Uchiha's fist!
The kind that can send an entire Allied Shinobi Forces army packing with a single punch.
However, Hashirama was, after all, a humanoid walking god tree. He not only caught Madara's fist, but also held it in his hand and continued to play pranks on him.
Madara, enraged, imitated Naruto and hit him on the head with a hammer.
Then----
The two of them almost both suffered concussions.
However, he gradually recovered in just over ten seconds, whereas Ban was dizzy for several minutes.
Tsunade:
You make me swoon! ♪ ♪ Oh oh ♪ Ah oh oh oh ♪
It feels like someone has taken over my body~♪ Dancing beneath my skin~♪
While the lyrics of this song are thought-provoking, Tsunade's unique voice, sung with both the authority of a strong woman and the charm of a mature woman, makes it truly captivating.
It just so happens that it manages to charm both men and women.
The casual, drawn-out tone, like sake swaying in the afternoon sunlight, carries a slightly tipsy, husky laugh.
In battle, it transforms into a thunderous, explosive roar, like flying shards of stone when a monstrous force shatters the ground.
The lyrics, "You've made me utterly infatuated," sung by the Fifth Hokage, clearly exude an aura of "You should all be utterly infatuated with me!"
Boa Hancock:
【"My friend, my friend"】
"I know you inside and out!"
Seated on a throne formed by a giant Amazonian serpent—
The woman known as the Snake Princess reclined languidly atop the giant serpent, one arm draped over its head, using the serpent's skull as a throne armrest.
Her long, slender legs were crossed, and the bright red, high-slit cheongsam slid down slightly with the undulations of her snake-like body, making her two long, snow-white legs even more captivating!
The golden snake-shaped earrings swayed gently, gleaming arrogantly in the sunlight.
A strand of her long, black hair twirled between her fingers, which she casually tucked behind her ear. Her red lips curved slightly, carrying a disdainful air that seemed to look down upon all living beings.
The design of the cheongsam perfectly accentuated his slender and graceful figure.
Her slender waist and full curves exuded a fatal allure under the red cheongsam. But unlike other women, she felt no shame whatsoever about being dressed like this.
She was arrogantly beautiful, flamboyantly beautiful! Her deep eyes were as cold as stars, as if silently declaring that the admiration of a mortal was nothing but the delusional wish of an ant!
To the complete surprise of the ninja world—
The Snake Princess isn't a gender-swapped Orochimaru, but a beautiful woman they don't recognize?!
No, it's not fair to say that everyone is a complete stranger.
At least in the timeline of Izuna's serious injury, Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju had met that woman once!
Furthermore, because the woman possessed the bizarre ability to turn men to stone, both Hashirama and Madara had a certain impression of her!
"What's your name now?"
"I don't remember either."
The names of those pirates and marines were all too strange and very long, so they could only remember a handful of them.
But it doesn't matter, the all-knowing gods know—
[Empress!!!] 10+ people think it's great! [Boa Hancock!!!] 10+ people think it's great! [Holy crap! Double fandom ecstasy!! Love it!] 10+ people think it's great! [Tsunade and the Empress! Holy crap! What kind of female-dominated lineup is this?! I'm going to slide over and fawn over her!!]
10+ people liked this. Konoha Chunin Exams Timeline —
Regardless of what the female-dominated lineup means, the ninjas were stunned when they saw that "sliding knees and rushing over to lick" thing.
"However, I think I had that thought for a moment too—"
"What should I do? Suddenly I feel like I'm dealing with an all-knowing god." Affinity +1.
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"That being said, you're really not afraid of the First Hokage, the Thousand-Armed Buddha!"
"What's wrong with thinking about it? Even the First Hokage couldn't read minds, could he??"
Is there any possibility that—
"What?"
The ordinary man turned his head toward the wild umbrella outside the dumpling house, his expression gradually changing from natural to horrified—did he think he had seen those two men wearing straw hats somewhere before?
Hashirama: "Is it possible that I am the Senju Hashirama you're talking about?"
Not only was it Hashirama Senju, but Madara Uchiha was also there!!
#Oh my god! This is terrible!
However, Hashirama just laughed heartily; he was quite happy that his prank had succeeded.
"Like a little kid," Ban teased him with a laugh.
Hashirama didn't take it to heart and advised Madara, "You've been reborn, so live happily!"
[Tsk tsk tsk! Painful as the sky collapses and mountains split, fragrance gathers for all living beings~] 10+ people think it's great. The ninjas don't know, how come those gods who know everything are also writing poems?
"Painful Heaven Kick—" Jiraiya rubbed his chin, "You must be referring to Tsunade's Painful Heaven Kick, right?"
He drooled, and the beautiful woman named Hancock also had a "lofty ambition" look on her face, along with two "sweeping through thousands of troops" lines, revealing a lewd expression of a pervert.
"Hehehe, not bad, not bad."
Tsunade was used to him like this, and sighed, too lazy to bother with Jiraiya who was indulging in his lust.
[Great poem upstairs! Which is stronger, Tsunade's Painful Kick or the Empress's Fragrant Kick?!] 10+ people think it's great. [The Empress, right? Her Fragrant Kick ignores defense, and being hit by her kicks instantly petrifies you, and no one but her can remove it.] 10+ people think it's great. [The arc of light drawn by the high heels, the enemy's instant petrification in astonishment, then a disdainful sneer as she tosses her long hair:]
You—you've already turned to stone. 】10+ people liked this. 【Tsunade's Painful Kick is a large-area AOE, while Boa Hancock's Fragrant Kick is a small-area kill. And if the two really fought, Tsunade would most likely not be affected by Boa Hancock's Love-Love Fruit, and don't forget—Tsunade is a medical ninja.】10+ people liked this. 【Yes, Tsunade has a high HP bar and can recover. In PvP, she has the advantage, but for killing mobs, the Love-Love Fruit user, Miro-Mira, is stronger.】10+ people liked this. The ninjas facepalmed; here we go again.
As long as people don't argue about pairings, they'll soon start arguing about combat strength in the comments.
[Damn! I thought Boa-hime was Orochimaru!!] 10+ people thought this was great, and the ninjas facepalmed again.
Actually, they also thought it was Orochimaru, and because of the confusing comments about "gods who know everything," they had even accepted the idea of a gender-swapped Orochimaru!
"But this woman is so beautiful!"
"Mmm! Just like Lady Tsunade, she's as beautiful as a queen."
"The all-knowing Divine Gate seems to call her—the Empress?"
"It seems that Tsunade is also respectfully called 'Tsunade-hime' because she is the granddaughter of the First Hokage?"
"Is this a duo of an empress and a princess?"
"Hehehe, putting everything else aside, her legs are so long, and her breasts are big enough too."
"They're not the kind of beauty that makes you look pitiful, but are there really any men who can catch their eye?"
This is the Chunin Exams timeline 1. Because of Sasuke Uchiha's wish, all the Konoha ninjas who died throughout history have been resurrected.
This timeline can be called the era of the population explosion.
This could also be called: the most exciting era!
A man who was out on a mission and working hard to pay off his mortgage happened to pass by.
Hearing a group of men discussing Tsunade's beauty, he felt both angry and furious, wishing he could plaster "It's Me!" on his face and tell them that Tsunade was his girlfriend, his! He had earned her by enduring the First Hokage's pressure!
Timeline 1 of Izuna's serious injury (Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha, as punishment from the barrage of attacks, traveled to the world of One Piece to seek children again.)
"There we ran into a group of older brothers risking their lives to save their younger brother." Hashirama told Izuna and Tobirama about what was happening in the pirate world. "It was a huge battle, like experiencing the Fourth Shinobi World War ahead of time."
"but----"
Hashirama's eyes were filled with excitement.
"It feels amazing to fight alongside Madara like a brother!"
Madara smirked. "I share the same thought as you, Hashirama."
Izuna stood to the side, pouting unhappily. He felt that his position had been taken away by Hashirama Senju, and he was very unhappy.
On this point of view, Tobirama Senju and Izuna Uchiha's thoughts were always in sync, and the two were even willing to call each other: Tobirama Uchiha and Izuna Senju.
Unfortunately, they didn't know that people in other worlds could see through the mirror what happened when Hashirama and Madara were in that room where they couldn't leave without doing something.
Are they brothers?! How could they possibly be two brothers?!
They're clearly just as beautiful as Tsunade and Boa Hancock from the VCR!!
"What do you mean, biological brothers? They're clearly sisters! Humph! And they're not even blood relatives!"
Tobirama's commentary on the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline prompted Izuna to nod.
While an older brother is still preferred, having a beautiful and domineering older sister seems pretty good too. The prerequisite is that Hashirama Senju must also be a woman, since he only wants an older sister, not a brother-in-law.
Madara was furious, but unfortunately he didn't possess the same voice actor power as Madaras from other timelines. "If I had that power! I'd definitely turn both of you into women first!"
Tobirama scoffed. It was precisely because Madara hadn't obtained that he dared to so brazenly criticize him. "Just look at the 'Valley of the End Original Timeline'!" Tobirama couldn't help but shudder at the sight of it! It was so bizarre, so melodramatic! He had no idea Uchiha Izuna could have so many dramatic ideas in his head!!
Hashirama: "Hahaha, actually I'd really like to try becoming biological sisters with Tobirama, but Tobirama probably wouldn't agree?"
Because of their height, if Hashirama and Tobirama were transformed into women, they would both be incredibly tall and beautiful, like Hancock. The only difference is their skin tone: one has a healthy complexion, while the other has a pale, icy white.
Madara and Izuna, both adept at imagining scenarios, stared at Tsunade and Boa Hancock in the VCR, their minds automatically generating the images they subconsciously wanted to see—
Then they were even more embarrassed than Hashirama and Tobirama, pretending not to hear their younger brothers tugging at their trouser legs and calling to them.
"Nonsense! Shut up! You idiot brother!!" Tobirama's skin was so thin it wouldn't even be protected by a welded door frame. "If you want to see, go get Madara and Izuna to do it!!"
"No, no, no! I definitely don't have legs as long or breasts as you!"
Izuna had a stress reaction, resulting in an awkward situation for both him and Tobirama Senju.
The ninjas from other villages almost unleashed Konoha's bloodline limit—the Byakugan. Was this the person who started the Fourth Shinobi World War?! Damn! Thank goodness everyone was resurrected! Otherwise, they would have felt truly wronged!
We beg the Hokage to take charge and keep an eye on your Uchiha clan!
Naruto: "I don't know why, but I always feel like Grandma and that pretty older sister look like twins. Could it be because Hashirama looks a lot like her after he turned into a woman?"
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