Chapter 261 Fanfiction! Let's add some intensity to the ninja world!
Chapter 261 Fanfiction! Let's add some intensity to the ninja world!
Chapter 261 Fanfiction! Let's add some intensity to the ninja world!
Boruto timeline "Cough cough cough!!"
Uchiha Sasuke choked on his own saliva and coughed several times before he could barely recover.
"What are those people saying?!"
Itachi is his older brother! His biological brother!!!
Standing next to Sasuke, the Seventh Hokage Naruto stared with his mouth agape, looking at Sasuke and then at the barrage of comments in the sky.
After a long pause, he finally said, "I don't even know if I should still be homophobic in this situation?"
"Is this the problem?! You utter idiot!!"
"No, I mean," the Seventh Hokage Naruto said to Sasuke, "Shikamaru analyzed it before, saying that for those gods who know everything, the world and characters are created by stories."
"I already knew that, so what?"
Seventh Naruto: "Besides the main storyline world, there are also side worlds created by fan fiction. I wonder if such worlds could really exist?"
Naruto looked at the comments on the screen, such as "Fanfiction about the Uchiha clan", "Itachi Uchiha becomes a woman", and "Having dozens of children to revitalize the clan".
Plan
The soul of 32-year-old Uchiha Sasuke was expelled.
It's all Naruto's fault! He's not usually this quick-witted!! How could he possibly perform so exceptionally well in a situation like this?!
In the timeline of the Fourth Shinobi World War, Itachi and Sasuke Uchiha could no longer look at each other.
Let alone the two people directly involved, anyone in the ninja world with siblings would get goosebumps! As fellow Uchiha brothers, Madara and Izuna Uchiha were about to throw up.
Madara: "Damn it! This is disgusting!! Can't you talk about anything normal?!"
"Yes!!" Izuna felt the Uchiha clan's honor had been insulted. "Can't you come up with some normal ideas that would allow the Uchiha clan to flourish?!"
Uchiha Shisui put his arm around Itachi's shoulder, intending to say a few words of comfort to him.
As a result, Itachi reacted instinctively and nearly attacked him with a kunai.
That's someone who remained perfectly calm even when faced with a planetary explosion! It's clear he was truly driven to madness by that fanfiction about male-oriented content.
Sakura sighed, rubbing her forehead, "This is far more damaging than giving us poisonous apples or disfiguring liquid."
"Mmm-hmm." Hinata nodded obediently. "That's terrifying."
Tobirama Senju aptly summarized it with a divine phrase: "Mental attacks are the most deadly."
"They even said the Madara clan has brain problems!" Even the usually easygoing Hashirama spoke up for the Uchiha clan. "The imaginations of these all-knowing gods are even more terrifying, aren't they?!"
In the distance of the Valley of the End, Uchiha Izuna, whose timeline had been resurrected, looked at the barrage of comments in the sky and sneered.
"Hmph! Turn a man into a woman? Who would do something so stupid and unnecessary?!"
"Achoo!" Madara Uchiha sneezed violently outside the house.
Izuna was taken aback. "Brother, did you catch a chill?"
"N-nothing." Madara Uchiha tried his best to hide his embarrassment. "Tobirama—" Is that guy awake yet? "If he's awake, hurry up and prepare to revive Hashirama."
"How could you call her 'that guy'?"
Ban: ".——" He's already been honest and doesn't want to argue anymore.
Let that bastard Tobirama Senju be punished so he can never turn back!
[Itachi][Give the brothers something 'good'! Screenshot.jpg, Screenshot.jpg, Screenshot.jpg, Screenshot.jpg, Screenshot.jpg, Screenshot.jpg] 10+ people think it's great, lots of pictures flooding the screen and filling the entire sky—
It was actually—
There are even fanfictions featuring Itachi Uchiha as a woman and Sasuke Uchiha!!!
His eyes are blind! His Sharingan is blind! His Byakugan is blind! His Mangekyou Sharingan is blind! His Rinnegan is blind! His Tenseigan is blind! His Jōgan is blind!!!
This is going to kill them!
Aside from her hairstyle and the tear troughs on her face, the beautiful woman in the screenshot no longer looks like the original Uchiha Itachi.
Long hair soaked with sweat, snow-white and smooth skin, soft breasts, a slender waist, and wearing seductive animal costumes—
Sasuke: Where's my oxygen? Why is my oxygen gone??
Uchiha Itachi: "..——" He has already ascended to heaven, and his Sharingan has been rolled back into Byakugan.
Jiraiya didn't have a deep impression of Itachi, but the beautiful woman in the picture really matched his aesthetic. She had a tragic air about her, and most importantly, she was his favorite Nicebody!
"Hey, hehe—this boob looks so soft—inspiration is on the rise!!"
[Fragrance] [Brother, could you please provide the uncensored original image? Thanks.] 10+ people think this is great. [Other] [Where's the uncensored original image?] 96954 people think this is great. [Orochimaru] [Resource exchange is acceptable, or small payment.] 36951 people think this is great. (Timeline of the First Five Kage Summit: Hashirama asked Tobirama beside him, "Why is it always related to us? Can't they just pick on us?")
"This is absolutely hilarious!" Tobirama Senju said with a forced smile, "To actually fantasize about Uchiha men as women and manipulate them! What are those all-knowing gods thinking?!"
Hashirama: "I'll go and calm down the Uchiha clan members. I bet they're furious about the rumors right now."
"Wow!! Dude, you better get back to work!!"
"...—" I tried to slack off, but I was caught.
Hashirama kelp waved her little hand with tears in her eyes.
Tobirama: "I'll bring back lunch for my older brother, but I need to see all these documents finished being reviewed before I eat."
"Tobirama is a devil."
Tobirama sneered as he looked at the screenshot that dominated the entire sky.
"So, which kind of brother do you think is better, elder brother?"
Uchiha in the Sky: Sasuke is in a mess, it's hard to explain, after all, the whole doujinshi has no plot at all.
The pillar was so frightened that it trembled like a leaf.
[I can't even tell if this is for men or women.] 11065 people liked this. [It's definitely for men; the art style is clearly male-oriented.] 65410 people liked this. [Although I hate Uchiha Itachi, this doujinshi is actually worth reading. It's not that Itachi became a woman; it's that in this setting, Uchiha Itachi was originally a woman, Sasuke's older sister, and it's supposedly set in a peaceful era.]
[Brother, how did you figure out the plot of this book?] 67910 people think it's great. [Itachi] [Due to special circumstances, I can't provide it for my own safety. If you want to read it, search for it yourself. Itachinonikukyuu
taizenEtend (Chinese)】10+ people think it's great【Sakura】【Thanks, bro.】79641 people think it's great【Itachi】【The author has two books, so if you can find this one, you should be able to find the other one.】95460 people think it's great. The entire Ninja World is already facepalming; they don't want to see anything this terrifying anymore.
Sasuke was frustrated after his fourth battle!
I only wished to kill those who insulted Itachi, but I never thought there would be people who lusted after Itachi (after he turned into a woman)!
How naive! How careless!
I can't take it anymore; I feel like I can no longer look at a woman's body the same way.
No, Itachi is a guy!!!
If such a terrifying world truly exists, it would be better to destroy it as soon as possible!
[I knew this topic wouldn't be serious! But I didn't expect it to be this abstract.] 65910 people liked this. [Other] [Where do you think Sasuke went for those two years? On the surface, he only has one daughter, Uchiha Sarada.]
But who knows, if Konoha were to fall into trouble someday, the ones who come to the rescue might be from Iwagakure, Kirigakure, Sunagakure, or Kumogakure. 】67951 people liked this 【Hilarious! A Five Kage Alliance is being created, huh?】53649 people liked this Boruto Timeline 1 "What Five Kage Alliance!! Sasuke isn't that kind of person, I'm telling you!!" The Seventh Hokage vehemently defends his friend's innocence.
Compared to what happened to Itachi earlier, this magical attack is no match for Sasuke.
"Let them say whatever they want, I know the truth in my heart."
He had just finished saying that.
"Ah! Sasuke!!" Ino Yamanaka saw the fleeting surprise in Naruto and Sasuke's eyes, which quickly turned into worry. "I advise you to hide! Sakura has lost control!"
"Huh?!?!?!?!?!?!?! This is obviously a prank by those all-knowing gods!" Naruto exclaimed.
Ino: "Sigh, you can't understand women's minds. Anyway, you'd better hide."
Helpless, Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki took the mirror and ran to the site of the Valley of the End, sitting on the head of the First Hokage to watch the barrage of comments in the sky.
[There's a fan-made animation → VCR] VCR content that 10+ people think is awesome.
Uchiha Sasuke (19 years old): The reason I left the village to travel the world is to fulfill my mission and revive the Uchiha clan!
20 years later.
Sarada encountered a formidable enemy, and with her Sharingan and Sakura's superhuman strength, she shattered the boulder with a single punch.
While the enemy was fighting Sarada, fifteen or sixteen-year-old Sasuke Uchiha suddenly appeared behind him and slashed at the man with his sword!
His posture and appearance are exactly the same as Sasuke's.
However, their strength and personality are far inferior to Sasuke's.
Why does his clumsy manner look so much like Naruto?
After the boy, who looked like Sasuke and had a personality like Naruto, was knocked down, the water in the pool next to him moved rapidly in the direction he landed!
After catching him in the puddle and letting him land safely, the water slowly transformed into the shape of a person.
Light-colored hair, a row of shark teeth—
He is of the Hozuki clan from Kirigakure!
Sarada: Uzumaki! Are you alright?!
Uchiha Uzumaki: It's alright! With the bloodlines of the Uzumaki and Senju clans, my vitality and self-healing abilities are my most outstanding strengths!
etc.
A boy who looks like Uchiha Sasuke
Does it have the bloodline of the Uzumaki and Senju clans?
No, no, no! The moment he attacked the enemy just now, he also used the three-tomoe Sharingan!
If that's the case, then that female ninja with the Hozuki bloodline also had the three-tomoe Sharingan!
That wasn't all. Then came another character who was electrified all over, and looked somewhat like Samui from the Hidden Cloud Village, with fair skin, blond hair, and a large chest.
Of course, the Sharingan is still the standard feature.
Unfortunately, she still couldn't defeat the enemy.
This is the fifth ninja to appear, and you can tell from his size that he is a ninja from Iwagakure.
The female ninja above used Storm Release, while this fifth ninja used Dust Release, a secret technique of the Third Tsuchikage clan!
But still no match—
At a critical moment, Sasuke intervened and saved five young male and female ninjas who wore Konoha headbands but had diverse bloodlines.
However, that's not all.
Sasuke Uchiha later went to pick up his two youngest children.
The Persian cat twins possess both Byakugan and Sharingan.
A short film of less than two minutes.
After the ninja world finished watching, there was complete silence.
They were so shocked while watching the short film!
I completely forgot to complain!!
Even half a minute after they finished watching, the ninjas in the ninja world still looked completely dumbfounded.
They forgot to complain; the all-knowing gods will help them!
【Super Strength Sarada → Is it Sakura Haruno?】 10+ people think this is great. 【The Senju clan's hideout → Is it Kaoru? Or Naruto?】 10+ people think this is great. 【And the Hozuki clan's bloodline → Who is it for now? It can't be Suigetsu, right?】 10+ people think this is great. 【The characteristics of Kumogakure → Judging from her appearance, it should be Samui?】 10+ people think this is great. 【The Dust Release of Tsuchigakure → Could it be the Fourth Tsuchikage? Oh no! The Fourth Tsuchikage!!】 10+ people think this is great. 【The Byakugan twins → Hinata, or Hinata and Hanabi?】 10+ people think this is great. 【Holy crap! Uchiha Sasuke knows how to enjoy himself!!】 10+ people think this is great. 【The twin sisters are awesome!! Awesome, awesome!】 】10+ people think it's great. The Valley of the End 2.0 timeline: The Fourth Hokage (resurrected) crushes the pen in his hand, the Third Tsuchikage suffers from angina, the Fifth Mizukage smiles seductively, the Fifth Kazekage frowns, and the Fourth Raikage smashes the table in front of him.
"Uchiha Sasuke!!"
"Who released this scourge to wreak havoc on the ninja world?!"
Hiashi Hyuga was drinking tea when his Byakugan allowed him to clearly see the VCR in the sky.
The hot tea almost landed on Neji's (resurrected) face, but luckily the boy blocked it with a small twist.
"A Byakugan girl about the same age as Sasuke—"
Needless to say, it can only be Hinata Hyuga!
Or Hyuga Hanabi, who is several years younger than Sasuke! Either way, they are Hyuga Hiashi's precious children!!
"Neji! Come with me to the Fourth Hokage to ask for permission! We must get Sasuke Uchiha out of the village as soon as possible!!"
Neji Hyuga was still reasonably sensible. "Uncle, that video was probably just a joke. I know Sasuke Uchiha's personality pretty well."
Neji pondered for a while, unsure how to describe it.
"Compared to you, I guess the Fourth Hokage would be eager to send Sasuke out of the village as soon as possible."
After all, it's better to keep the good stuff in the family; let Sasuke go to other villages to collect bloodline limits.
Anyway, everything I collected was from Konoha.
Chunin Exams Timeline
Kakashi was watching Team 7 carry out a C-rank mission:
"·......
He relapsed into his old habit of feeling embarrassed for others.
"Sasuke, I think you should stay home as much as possible for the next month, or do some missions where you won't be seen." Sakura slumped on the ground, drawing circles in frustration. "Sasuke-kun, who accepts everyone like this, is so scary—"
"Yeah, I think so too." Naruto: "He doesn't even seem like Sasuke anymore."
Sasuke: "Nonsense! How could I possibly do something like that?!"
"But if there were a world where Obito didn't tell you the truth, would you make that sacrifice to revive your clan?"
".—" Sasuke fell silent.
He was sweating profusely.
Will it? Probably not.
No way? Maybe?
"What an idiot! Don't make me worry about something that doesn't even exist!!"
The Fourth Shinobi World War timeline 1 "Hahahahaha!!" Uchiha Madara laughed in a rather demonic way, quite like one of the Four Great Laughers.
It was rare for Tobirama Senju to side with Madara Uchiha, and he even praised Sasuke: "If you can really do this, then I'll give you a compliment—"
[Meme: You're a real genius.jpg] 10+ people liked this. Tobirama: "Yes, that's exactly what I wanted to say to you."
Sasuke became the object of everyone's ridicule.
Especially when family members are resurrected, everyone can see the VCR projected in the sky and the fan-made comics in front of it.
Sasuke Uchiha's inner monologue: I'm about to cause trouble!!
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Boruto timeline, Seventh Hokage Naruto: "Sasuke—"
"No!"
Knowing what he was going to ask, Sasuke Uchiha told him directly, "There wasn't a single one except Sarada!! Those two years were just for atonement, to let go of hatred and resentment, and to calmly look at this ninja world!!!"
I didn't go out and flirt with other women!!
You guys in the comments are really something! What kind of bloodline limit collection is this?!
[Hahaha, is this the sexual tension Sasuke exudes on this side?] 65410 people think it's great. That's enough, really enough.
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