Genshin Impact: My roommate and I became funny Hilichurls

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"The air feels much fresher."

Gu Qian nodded silently.

"Good job!"

Qingyu gave a thumbs up.

Inside the cockpit, Ying's anger finally subsided a bit, but she still sullenly crossed her arms: "Hmph! He got away fast! When we get to Nata, I'll beat him every time I see him!"

Paimon flew beside Ying, patting his chest with his little hand, still shaken: "That was terrifying... I never imagined Erkang would be this kind of person... no, this kind of Hilichurl!"

The Wolf King's butler-like voice sounded again, tinged with barely perceptible pleasure: "'Trash' has been cleared. Master, shall we continue to Nata? Based on Mr. Erkang's current flight speed and trajectory, he will most likely arrive at the Nata border some time ahead of us, 'landing face-first'."

"keep going!"

Ying gave the order without hesitation.

"We need to find him before he causes any bigger trouble! And then..."

A "kind" smile appeared on her face.

"Beat him up again!"

The Wolf King started up again and flew steadily towards Nata.

This time, however, the journey was free of a noisy pervert, but brought a temporary peace and anticipation for the "pervert siege" that was about to take place in Nata (?).

Meanwhile, Erkang, who is flying at supersonic speed towards Natal, will receive a rather "enthusiastic" welcome on that land that is both passionate and possibly furious. Let's wait and see!

Chapter 137 Kazina

"Whoaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

A piercing scream grew louder as it approached, accompanied by the whistling sound of violent friction against the air, tearing through the sky above the Nata border like a meteorite.

"boom--!!!"

A deep, muffled roar resounded, and the earth seemed to tremble.

Amidst the billowing smoke and dust, a figure, in a classic headfirst position, had its entire head and upper body slammed deep into the dry, firm red earth like a pile driver, leaving only its legs and buttocks exposed, still twitching slightly from the inertia.

That posture looked exactly like a radish that had been accidentally planted upside down.

After a moment of silence, those two legs suddenly kicked out!

Immediately afterwards, the exposed hands pressed hard against the ground, veins bulging on the arms, and with the sound of dirt falling, the figure used the strength of the arms to painstakingly and inch by inch "pull" itself out of the ground!

"Pfft-!"

Erkang, who had just seen the light of day, was panting heavily. His head and face were covered in red mud, and even the eye holes of his mask were stuffed with mud. He looked extremely disheveled.

"Ouch...it hurts..."

He felt as if his neck was broken, and his head was tilted at an extremely unnatural angle behind his back, looking like an unlucky chicken with its neck twisted, or a classic crooked-necked fox girl meme.

He reached out his trembling hand to support his oddly angled head, gritted his teeth, and suddenly exerted force!

With a sharp, teeth-grinding crack, his head was forcefully snapped back into place.

Er Kang shook his still dazed head, spat out the mud from his mouth, and cried out, "What bad luck... Zhang Chu was so ruthless, and the Wolf King was just taking revenge!"

He looked around and saw the typical Nata border landscape, covered with drought-resistant shrubs and reddish-brown rocks, with a faint smell of sulfur and dry dust in the air.

"Looks like we've arrived in Nata."

He confirmed his location, and also confirmed one thing—he was separated from his beloved teammates and his comfortable wolf king vehicle.

However, before he could even start thinking about how to find the main force, a faint sound of wind breaking, accompanied by a clear and sweet shout, suddenly came from his side and behind!

Er Kang's fighting instinct (or rather, his instinct to take a beating) was instantly activated. Ignoring the lingering pain in his neck, he suddenly rolled over in a clumsy, lazy manner and swayed to the side.

A petite figure swept past him like a cheetah, a tribal-style spear in her hand deeply embedded in the ground where he had just stood! The spearhead was still trembling slightly.

Er Kang looked up in shock and saw the attacker's appearance clearly—it was a young-looking Nata girl with healthy wheat-colored skin, wearing a short leather outfit full of tribal style, revealing her energetic waist and arms.

What's most eye-catching are her fluffy ears on top of her head and the tail behind her that's slightly bristling with fur because she's on guard!

"Kazina!"

Er Kang blurted out, his voice filled with surprise, excitement, and... a hint of grievance from the attack.

But at this moment, Katina clearly didn't have as many complex emotions as he did.

When she missed her first attack, a hint of surprise flashed in her clear, amber eyes, but her movements did not falter!

She deftly drew the spear, her petite body bursting with astonishing agility and strength. With a flick of her wrist, the sharp spear tip once again stabbed fiercely towards Er Kang!

"Wait! It's me! It's me..."

Er Kang hurriedly tried to explain, while frantically trying to turn around and avoid it.

But he was still quite disoriented from the fall, and his neck had just been straightened, so his movements were far less agile than usual.

A soft sound, like the sound of a ripe fruit being punctured.

Time seemed to freeze at this moment.

Er Kang froze.

Kazina was also taken aback, seemingly not expecting to succeed so easily.

"Yay—!!!"

A piercing, distorted scream, loud enough to shatter eardrums, burst from Er Kang's throat!

He was as if he had been struck by a high-voltage current, and he jumped three feet high into the air!

His mask instantly turned a bright red, like a ripe tomato, and even exaggeratedly emitted white steam above his head, symbolizing "overheating"!

And in his buttocks, Kazina's spear was firmly embedded, the tip of the spear deeply into his flesh, trembling with his movements, like a strange ornament.

"Yes, oh oh oh oh oh—!!!"

Er Kang let out a series of incomprehensible screams, but the pain level was obviously off the charts. Clutching his injured buttocks, he flew into the sky again with the explosive force brought by the excruciating pain, drawing an arc in the air with a bloody line (?) and a mournful cry.

He fell heavily back to the ground once again, this time face down, in a classic "wild goose landing on the sand" style.

Er Kang lay on the ground, groaning for a long time, before finally reaching out his hand shakily, gritting his teeth, and pulling the spear out of his buttocks!

"hiss--!"

He gasped, feeling a burning pain in a certain embarrassing area.

He leaned on his spear, struggled to his feet, and turned to look at Kazina, who was still in a throwing stance and completely dumbfounded, not far away.

At this moment, Kazina's mouth was slightly open, her furry ears were standing straight up in shock, and her tail was frozen in mid-air. She was clearly frightened by the Hilichurl's amazing vitality (and bizarre reaction).

"Ka! Zi! Na!"

Er Kang growled, each word distinct and deep, his voice filled with an indescribable... oppressive feeling?

He gripped the spear, still stained with some unknown liquid, and with a surge of power fueled by rage (or perhaps something else), he slammed his knee down!

The tribal spear, which looked quite sturdy, snapped in two, turning into two pieces of scrap wood!

Startled by the sudden violence, Katina screamed and instinctively backed away, but unfortunately tripped over a stone and fell flat on her back with a "thud," looking quite comical.

She frantically tried to get up, but as soon as she looked up, she saw the terrifying Hilichurl who had poked her in the butt and broken her spear appear before her like a ghost, its tall figure completely enveloping her!

Kachina was so frightened that her heart almost jumped out of her chest. Almost instinctively, she covered her head with her hands, curled up into a ball, and assumed the standard "head-covering crouch defense" posture. Her small body trembled slightly with fear, her ears and tail drooped pitifully, and she made a whimpering sound like a small animal.

However, the expected attack did not come.

Instead, it was...

"Oh my god! You're so cute!!"

Er Kang burst out with an almost frenzied shout, his obsession almost overflowing!

He suddenly opened his arms and, without saying a word, picked up Kachina, who was squatting on the ground and trembling, and held her tightly in his arms!

"Well?!!"

Kazina was completely stunned; her mind went blank.

This Hilichurl... doesn't play by the rules!

He looked like he was going to devour her just a moment ago, but now...

Before she could react, Erkang was already excitedly rubbing his mask against Kachina's soft, warm face repeatedly and forcefully, making satisfied, cat-like humming sounds.

"Hehehe... Little ears... Little tail... Hehe... Just as cute as I imagined! Ahhh! This feel! This reaction! I could die happy!"

Kachina was dizzy from being rubbed so hard. The cold, hard mask on her face made her extremely uncomfortable. She tried to struggle, but Erkang's strength was surprisingly great, and she couldn't break free at all. She could only make helpless "uh-uh" sounds, her little face turning red.

"Let go of Kachina!!"

Just then, a thunderous roar exploded from not far away!

Accompanied by heavy and swift footsteps, a tall and burly Nata tribe warrior with dark skin, yellow battle markings on his face, and wielding a huge spiked club charged forward like an angry bull!

Er Kang was still immersed in the ultimate pleasure of "sucking up on lolis" when he heard the roar and subconsciously raised his head.

What came into his view was the Nata warrior's face contorted with rage, and a giant spiked mace that whistled through the air and came crashing down on his head!

He could even see the hair and bloodstains of some unidentified creature remaining on the spiked club...

"Pfft-!"

A deeper, more solid thud!

The spiked club landed squarely on Er Kang's face!

The immense force caused him to instantly release Kachina from his arms. Like a kite with a broken string, he screamed again and flew backward, tumbling several times in the air before crashing face down on the ground more than ten meters away with a "thud," kicking up a cloud of dust, and then remained motionless.

Only the slight twitching of his toes proved that he was still alive (probably).

Kazina, still shaken, looked at Erkang, who had been knocked away, then at the tribal warriors who had arrived just in time. She patted her chest and let out a long sigh of relief: "Talak! Thank you!"

The Nata warrior named Tarak slung his spiked club over his shoulder, glanced at the motionless "suspicious Hilichurl corpse" on the ground, then looked at the still-shaken Kazina, and said in a gruff voice, "It's good that you're alright, Kazina. Have even Hilichurls become this twisted these days? Looks like we need to strengthen border patrols!"

At that moment, in the distant sky, a silver dot of light was rapidly approaching.

The Wolf King, carrying the remaining members of the "Knights of Honor," is about to arrive in Nata.

They had no idea that their teammate Erkang had already achieved the "glorious" feats of "being sodomized by the target," "being so terrified that the target crouched down in fear," and "being shot in the head by the target's guardian warrior" in a short period of time...