bookbashuk Chapter 7 Squirtle has hydrophobia? This is a Water-type Pokémon, for crying out loud!
Chapter 7 Squirtle has hydrophobia? This is a Water-type Pokémon, for crying out loud!
Chapter 7 Squirtle has hydrophobia? This is a Water-type Pokémon, for crying out loud!
"Stinky Flower, come with me to get the takeout now."
Ms. Carrot had changed into a new outfit she had bought but hadn't had a chance to wear yet. After making sure she was free of any unpleasant smells, she took her phone, started a live stream, and went out with her stinky flower.
Entering the elevator, going downstairs, picking up the takeout—all in one smooth motion.
Along the way, there were food delivery guys and even Pokémon. When they saw Gloom, they were all startled because, to them, Gloom meant a stench that could make their noses tingle!
In some places, there are even regulations prohibiting Gloom from entering, and some netizens have even categorized it as a biological weapon, which gives you an idea of just how terrifying the stench must be...
It is said that the stench emitted by a stinky flower in heat, when it is agitated, can make people two kilometers away faint from the stench!
Therefore, when people see the stinky flower, their first reaction is usually to cover their noses and avoid it at all costs.
But they soon discovered that there was no odor, not a trace of odor, and there was even a faint fragrance!
Unbelievable, incredible, even to the point of getting close to smelling it—all these behaviors were witnessed by the viewers in the live broadcast room.
Even more so, to enhance the live stream, Ms. Carrot asked the delivery driver to smell the milk tea and offered him a sip, requesting that he open the milk tea on the spot.
In response, Ye Yinchuan said that this Ms. Carrot is very clever and knows how to create a good live broadcast effect!
If Oolong really smells that bad, people would definitely feel nauseous when eating in such a foul environment. If they don't, then that proves something!
"So, you're right to argue. Are you going to continue arguing with the streamer?"
After completing all the tests, Miss Carrot said to the camera with some pride,
"My Gloom doesn't stink at all now! And it never will! It's the best Pokémon in my heart! You'd better apologize right now, or the viewers in the live stream will drown you in their spittle! They don't have any bad eyes!"
After speaking, Miss Carrot glanced at Ye Yinchuan, as if to say, "Anchor, did I do the right thing?"
Ye Yinchuan nodded in approval.
The live stream chat was flooded with comments—
[Hahaha! That felt great! That really slapped him in the face!]
[This streamer is awesome! New viewers, remember to follow!]
【I'm telling you, you're right. What else do you have to say? Just admit you're an idiot!】
Basically, the outcome is decided.
But some people are just too stubborn to talk back to; they're as stubborn as a dead duck!
The "rebuttal" is your response: "It's all an act! It's all an act! The acting is just too good!"
Ye Yinchuan felt no emotion at this moment, and even wanted to laugh a little:
"Carpenter friend, you can lie to your buddies, but don't lie to yourself! Is it so hard to admit the truth? Fine, I see you're still not convinced! Come on, bring your Pokémon, let's do a live stream!"
Ms. Carrot, on her side, consciously disconnected and sent a comment:
[Thank you so much, host! I'll always support you and watch your live streams!]
In addition, she also gave her a Poké Ball as a gift, worth about 50 RMB. Although it wasn't much, it was a token of her appreciation, and for a student who didn't have a job, it was the greatest recognition she could receive.
I've gained a loyal female fan!
"Thank you for the gift, Ms. Carrot! New viewers, remember to follow! New streamer here, free Pokémon appraisal, Pokémon treasures!"
At this point, the comments section was filled with questions: "You're right, why won't you accept the call?"
Many viewers commented that they also wanted to connect, and if they were too scared to connect, they should just leave!
Before he knew it, Ye Yinchuan, who used to beg people to connect with him for treasure appraisal, was now being sought after by others for treasure appraisal!
Offense and defense have shifted!
Although she waited a while, she was determined to accept Ye Yinchuan's call.
Looking at the person wearing a Pikachu mask in the camera's view, Ye Yinchuan couldn't help but laugh:
"Dude, that balaclava is pretty cool. You could rob a bank without even needing to change!"
"Gang is you," he sneered, "Enough nonsense! Today I'll see just how capable you, this streamer, really are!"
Live stream chat —
I'm Not Super Hero: [Why did I come back and see a creepy Pikachu challenging the streamer? Did I miss something good?!]
King Gigi: [Just now during evening self-study, the teacher came to check phones, and I missed the live stream. Can anyone tell me what happened? It's urgent!]
Ms. Carrot: [Hehe (*∩_∩*), the streamer just checked for me, and my Oddish really doesn't smell at all after evolving! That jerk is definitely not right, he'll behave himself in a bit!]
Nutritional Yarn: [This person knows he's shameful, yet he went out of his way to find a Pikachu headgear—he's truly disgracing Pikachu!]
Spring is here and flowers are blooming: [This young man is too stubborn. Host, you should teach him a lesson and make him more humble in the future! *fist pump*
As the live stream grew increasingly lively, Ye Yinchuan's lips curled into a slight smile.
This is a perfect argument. The more stubborn he is, the better. The more stubborn and arrogant he is, the more entertaining it will be when he finally faces his ego!
As a live streamer, Ye Yinchuan also needs to keep up with the pace:
"Come on! Let's see who dares to challenge the streamer today! I'm not afraid of a single one! Get your Master Balls ready! Get your Pokémon ready!"
"Gang" means "you're right," and it's also very emotional, so he directly showed off his Pokémon.
It was clearly a Squirtle.
"Host, like that Ms. Carrot just now, I'm here to have this turtle appraised by you. I won't say anything, just take a look and tell me what you think of its appearance and if there's anything wrong with it!"
Upon hearing this, Ye Yinchuan thought to himself, "Wow, this kid's already pushing the limits right from the start?"
This is what I want!
"Aim the camera straight at me, let me take a good look!"
Ye Yinchuan sized up the Squirtle.
The round-headed Squirtle has short, thick limbs, each with three toes. It has a shell on its back, which is light brown, while the plastron is light yellow. There is a white, wavy skirt at the junction of the front and back as a transition.
Its tail resembles a rolled-up wave, its light blue skin gives it a unique aquatic freshness, its large purplish-red eyes look at the camera with some fear, and its big mouth makes it seem very honest and simple.
Pokémon like Squirtle all look quite similar, making identification more difficult and some issues harder to spot.
I don't know if this is your fault, or if you did it on purpose, but you deliberately chose a Squirtle to show yourself.
But in any case, this was a trivial matter for Ye Yinchuan.
His eyes narrowed slightly, and his Eye of Insight had already activated. The Squirtle's data panel appeared before his eyes. Looking at the panel, Ye Yinchuan frowned slightly and muttered to himself:
"How could this be? This shouldn't be happening..."
[Pokémon with a turtle: Squirtle]
[Level: 7]
[Attribute: Water]
[Gender: Female]
[Racial stats: C-rank (314)]
Individual Value: Grade B (75)
【Feature: Rain Disc】
Personality: Timid
[Skills: Tackle, wag tail, retreat into shell]
[Status: Hypoxia, Depression, Anxiety]
Evolutionary path: Wartortle - Blastoise
[Special Circumstance: Hydrophobia]
Looking at this thing, Ye Yinchuan fell into deep thought.
How could a Squirtle have hydrophobia? It's a Water-type Pokémon, for crying out loud!
It's understandable that he was nervous, after all, he's timid by nature, and it's normal to feel this way in front of the camera.
But why would someone experience oxygen deprivation, hunger, and depression?
Something's not right, absolutely not right!
(End of this chapter)