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"They...they would actually go to such lengths for me?"
He stared blankly at the screen, watching the two bears being locked in cages and about to be sent for experiments, and his heart was shocked like never before.
He couldn't understand why his greatest enemy would pay such a huge price for him.
At that moment, outside the window of the cabin, Xiong Da and Xiong Er were also looking at the sky with tense expressions.
When Xiong Er saw his future self being captured, he was so frightened that he hugged Xiong Da.
"Big Bear! We...we've been captured! And we're going to be sent for experiments!"
"Don't be afraid, Xiong Er, keep watching."
Although Xiong Da was also very nervous, he calmly comforted his younger brother.
Then they witnessed something that also surprised them.
Bald Qiang, who had successfully boarded the train and was about to return to his beloved hometown, unexpectedly jumped off the train after seeing them being arrested. He grabbed a wooden stick and charged headlong at the armed staff.
"...Bald Qiang?"
Xiong Er opened his mouth wide in surprise.
"He...he even skipped his train home to save us?"
Xiong Da was also deeply moved by this scene.
It looked at the small, thin figure on the screen, desperately trying to save them, and its eyes became incredibly complicated.
"Yes...he clearly...wanted to go home for the New Year so much..."
Xiong Er muttered to himself.
At this moment, both Bald Qiang in the cabin and Xiong Da and Xiong Er outside the window saw each other through the sky, revealing a hidden side of each other that lay beneath their daily struggles.
Bald Qiang threw down the wooden stick he was holding.
They hurriedly chased after the train.
But the train had already left.
It looks like Bald Qiang won't be able to get on the train.
The two bears managed to get their hands on a hand-cranked carriage.
Xiong Er reached out and pulled him onto the hand-cranked cart.
They chased after the train with all their might.
Meanwhile, on the other side...
The traffic police finally caught up with the pickup truck that Xiong Da, Xiong Er, and their friends had modified.
However, only Gigi and Momo were in the car.
[The two monkeys took advantage of the Superintendent of Police's inspection of the vehicles.]
They stole his police car and drove it away.
"Wow, those two bears are really loyal!"
"To take Bald Qiang home, they actually tried to chase after the tin train with a hand-cranked cart! It was a bit silly, but the sentiment was genuine!"
"Yeah, Bald Qiang has finally met someone good... Wait, look over there!"
"That traffic cop! He caught up with that truck!"
"...But there were only two monkeys in the car?"
"And then... the monkey... drove his police car away?"
"puff--"
"I can't take it anymore, this traffic cop is just too pitiful!"
"I was hit on the head with an apple, had my grilled fish stolen, was sprayed with exhaust fumes, and was tortured so badly..."
"Now, after much perseverance, we've finally caught up with the suspect vehicle, only to find out that there are two 'accomplices' inside who also stole his car!"
"What sins did he commit in his past life? How come he's the only one who seems to encounter all the bad luck?"
"I'd call him 'the unluckiest guy in all realms,' and I don't think anyone would object, right?"
...
Spy Playhouse World
In the living room of Fujie's house.
Anya was watching with great interest when she saw the two monkeys drive away in the police car, and she couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"Haha! Monkey! Drive!"
"Officer, the car's been stolen! How stupid!"
Anya laughed and pointed at the screen, looking very happy.
“Ania, you can’t say that. This gentleman is very pitiful.”
Mrs. Joel, standing to the side, wore an expression of deep sympathy.
Looking at the traffic policeman left alone on the roadside on the screen, on the verge of tears, she seemed to see herself in him when she occasionally messed up a task.
"Yes...the work is so hard, and even their only means of transportation was stolen..."
"If I were in that situation, I probably wouldn't be able to resist... and would try to get the car back..."
A dangerous glint flashed in Mrs. Joel's eyes.
"..."
Meanwhile, Lloyd Fogg, also known as Dusk, pushed up his glasses, his expression incredibly complicated.
"What a... pitiful character."
He let out a heartfelt exclamation.
"First, that mysterious celestial canopy inexplicably labeled him as 'Bald Qiang's protective umbrella' in front of the entire universe."
"This is a serious political accusation that could be devastating to his credibility and standing as a police officer."
"Now, while on official duty, the police car has been stolen by two monkeys."
"This is simply... an indelible disgrace in my career."
"This chief inspector has truly been caught up in the most absurd and troublesome 'mission' ever."
It's worth mentioning that this traffic police officer will be working alongside Gigi and Momo in the future.
Mr. Amazing China World
When they saw the message "In the future, this traffic policeman will fight alongside Gigi and Maomao" displayed on the screen, Wang Xiaoer, Li Xue, and the little fox all showed expressions of disbelief.
"……what?"
"Fighting side by side? With those two... monkeys who just stole his police car?"
Li Xue's face was filled with big question marks.
As a police officer, she simply couldn't understand how a law enforcement officer could have to fight alongside two clearly identified "criminal suspect monkeys"—what a bizarre turn of events.
"This is too exaggerated!"
Wang Xiaoer couldn't help but complain that the direction of this story was more illogical than any demon or monster he had ever seen.
"First, they said that this seemingly righteous and meticulous traffic policeman was the 'protector' of that serious criminal Bald Qiang, which was already hard to believe."
"Now you're saying that in the future, he'll become 'comrades-in-arms' alongside those two monkeys who just threw apples at him, stole his grilled fish, and even stole his police car?"
“This is too much!”
"The changes in these relationships are just too... too bizarre. Enemies have become protectors, and prisoners have become comrades... What on earth is going on in this world?"
"Could it be..."
"Did those two monkeys possess some kind of powerful sorcery that they bewitched him?"
Only the little fox was still trying her best to understand this completely illogical thing from a perspective that was more in line with her worldview.
...
My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong As Expected World
Inside the service department's activity room.
Looking at the latest, contradictory trailer on the screen, the three people in the department once again fell into their forte: calm, logical analysis.
"Huh? Fighting alongside monkeys...?"
"But...but those two monkeys, didn't they just steal his police car and throw apples at him?"
Why should we be friends with them?
Yui Yuigahama's face was filled with the purest confusion.
She simply couldn't comprehend this rapid shift from "enemy to friend."
"really."
"Although the news that Tianmu has exposed so far is more and more absurd than the last."
"First a world-destroying criminal, then a traffic cop who sheltered him, and now even hostile animals have become future allies..."
"But, under the snow, think about it carefully."
"This canopy has so far displayed miracles and exposed crimes, but it seems unnecessary and without any reason to lie to us about such things."
Hachiman Hikigaya calmly untangled this tangled mess of information in his characteristic, emotionless tone.
"Yes."
Yukino Yukinoshita nodded in agreement, her clear eyes sparkling with wisdom.
"In other words, we can assume an irrefutable premise—that everything Tianmu says is 'absolutely true'."
"So, in the future, this traffic policeman will really become Bald Qiang's protector, and he will really choose to fight alongside those two monkeys for some reason unknown to us."
"As for how these seemingly bizarre stories actually happened..."
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