Chapter 36: The Attack, Soul Puppet, Purple Man!
Chapter 36: The Attack, Soul Puppet, Purple Man!
"?!"
What do you mean by "die," you bastard?
These kinds of words sound familiar; they're things you say to your goals while you're still alive.
and so……
"You're going to kill me?!"
Wade is the type who's slow to realize things; one second they're having a good chat, the next second...
"Correct! Here's your reward: a cool slash!"
Draw the knife with a backhand motion.
Deadpool swiftly leaped up and cleaved the waiting table in front of him in two.
"Are you crazy?!"
Wade jumped up almost reflexively. Killing himself?!
This is really too bizarre.
"You're only just realizing you're mentally ill?!"
Deadpool stepped over the table, bypassed Roy, and lunged at Wade.
"Although I do admire my handsome appearance, it's a real pity that you offended the person I love most."
"The person I love most?!"
Amidst his busy schedule, Wade turned his head and followed Deadpool's gaze.
! !
At a glance, you can see Yue Qiluo at the other end of the hall, holding a small pair of scissors and humming a little tune, cutting out paper figures.
In an instant, the hairs on my entire body stood on end.
Oh my God!
This is not the mahogany coffin that was opened the night he died.
That woman?!
"coffin!"
"Did you even bring the coffin that killed me?!"
"You're insane!"
"She's the one who killed me! Don't you have any humanity?!"
Wade really couldn't take it anymore, this was outrageous!
"Yes, I know!"
Deadpool nodded calmly and slowly drew another knife.
He aimed his twin swords at Wade's handsome blond hair in front of him.
"A fateful encounter. This bride is so beautiful, even if you don't want her, I would still want her."
"The moment the coffin was opened, the first thing she saw when she opened her eyes was..."
Deadpool hadn't finished speaking.
Wade had already launched the table, which had just been chopped in half, into Deadpool's face and let out a fierce roar.
"That's me too, I'm the one who pushed open the coffin, she killed me!!"
"Pooh!"
Deadpool spat.
"You are dead. Now I am the only one alive."
"There's nothing I can do; that's the greatness of love. You, who are already dead, can't understand!"
ah ah ah...
This is incomprehensible! This avocado-head is absolutely insane!!
Wade had completely lost his composure.
"Aren't you going to do anything about it?!"
"Is he really my partner? Roy, help me!"
Wade looked to the old cowboy for help, hoping his comrade would say something.
Don't let him face his own crazy side.
"Hey, I've already told you, the affairs of the living have nothing to do with us."
"Remember who you are now. I've been dead for over a hundred years and have never paid attention to these things."
"We'll see..."
"Look around, you're already attracting a lot of attention."
That's right...
Wade's outward disguise as a member of the Underworld Police Department is that of an old man holding a banana.
The woman in the red bodysuit who had just caused a scene at the bank counter was now chasing him with a knife, slashing at him all over the place.
This scene is unusually lively.
"Go to hell..."
If you completely give up on the possibility of proper communication, then there are no normal people in this world.
Wade watched helplessly as Deadpool slashed with his sword.
Bang!
With an absolutely professional mercenary move, Wade pulled out the Underworld Police Department's sidearm.
He turned around and fired a shot at Deadpool.
"allow!"
"My gun is faster than your knife, damn avocado... Aaaaaah!"
stab...
That's why Wade dodged it just in time; otherwise, he would have had at least one of his arms cut off.
Of course.
Wade is now dead, according to the appearance of the other dead in the Underworld Police Department.
Even if his arm is cut off, he can reattach it.
but……
"Why?!"
"What's wrong with this gun? It's completely useless!"
Wade roared furiously at the old cowboy.
at the same time.
Deadpool caught up with him and immediately stabbed him three times, leaving six holes in his body. *Thud thud thud!*
"Don't make a fuss. Our sidearms are only effective against the dead; they're ineffective against the living."
"We only take care of things when they're dead."
"he……"
The old cowboy glanced at Deadpool, then shook his head indifferently.
Why didn't you say so sooner!
Wade casually pulled out the knife that had been lying next to him from his seat.
He easily grasped it in his hand.
Dangdang Dangdang!
Sparks and metallic clangs rang out as Deadpool and Wade clashed in a dazzling display of skill.
The dazzling swordplay continued unabated.
of course……
"Ahhhhh!"
Deadpool was bleeding profusely from head to toe, but he still refused to fall.
"Holy crap!"
Wade felt like he was in pieces, but he still glared at the bastard in front of him.
And Roy...
"Newbie."
"Don't get so caught up in having fun that you forget about our goal."
"You've alerted them!"
……
"stop!"
"This is the NYPD. If you don't stop, I'll shoot!"
Misty spotted Deadpool and drew her gun as a warning.
"I knew it!"
"I should have rushed up and torn him to pieces, Misty..."
Jessica wanted to come up and help.
"Do not move!"
"I'll handle this. Stop. I'll say it one last time."
"Otherwise I'll shoot."
Misty quickly approached, stopping Jessica's movements in the process.
"Hey, why are you pointing a gun at me?!"
"Didn't you see he was also attacking me? This is so unfair!"
Deadpool didn't care about any of that; he just kept chasing Wade and slashing wildly.
Misty did see it, but it was like the gun from the Underworld police department had turned into a banana.
In her eyes...
Wade is just an old man who's wielding two sausages and hurling them at Deadpool.
In terms of threat...
"Shut up!"
"I'll count to three, put down your weapons, or else..."
Just as Misty began counting down, trying to control Deadpool.
"cut."
"Useless fellow..."
As the crowd retreated, Yue Qiluo looked impatiently at Deadpool and Wade.
"snort."
"I thought you could kill them easily, but I'm the one who has to do it."
Yue Qiluo revealed a wicked smile and pulled a wooden puppet from her sleeve.
She didn't have long, jet-black hair, because this wasn't her favorite maid.
on the contrary……
This puppet is newly made, it also has a soul, and it is entirely purple.
"Fine materials carefully selected at the docks."
"I approached Jessica because of you, and now... it's your turn to make your move."
[You created Zebdia Kilgrave as a "Puppet" and gained a large number of Mischief Points.]
As Yue Qiluo finished speaking, the purple puppet leaped down.
In the blink of an eye...
He disappeared in Jessica's direction at the same time.
"Meow!"
Sensing Yue Qiluo's power, Saeki Toshio, who had been quietly following Jessica, suddenly became agitated.
The piercing meow of a cat instantly filled the entire bank lobby.
clap clap clap!
All the glass shattered, and the lights on the ceiling of the hall went out instantly.
Immediately afterwards...
Amidst the screams of the crowd, Jessica suddenly turned around.
She felt as if everything around her had turned purple.
And in front of me...
There appeared someone she could never forget, someone she hated unparalleled.
"Zebdia Kilgrave!!"
"I want you dead!"
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